"What's your plan? Should I bring a bucket of water here, or just slap them?" Wang Xu rolled up his sleeves, to see if he was too lazy to bring a bucket of water.
"Generally speaking, using stimulating methods to wake up people who are deeply comatose, even if it works, will cause some harm."
"Then what do you suggest?"
"Why don't you give him a set of CPR first."
"What it is… "
"It's artificial respiration or something."
"Fuck! You're dreaming! You were a surgeon before, even a layman like me knows that it's for drowning people!"
"Cut... have you been seen through..."
"Hey! What does it mean to be seen through! What are you trying to do!"
Master Cat ignored him, but turned his head and patted the man's face, and said, "Wake up."
no response…
So he slapped the man twice...
The corners of Wang Xu's mouth twitched: "Using irritating methods to wake up a comatose person will cause harm..."
"I know." Master Cat said, and then slapped the man more than a dozen times.
Although he was not beaten hard, the fingerprints and redness all over his face must have been left behind. Finally, when the foreigner was about to be beaten so badly that even his mother didn't recognize him, he finally woke up.
He frowned first, then opened his eyes, sat up and did not show due caution to the two strangers in front of him, but cursed a few words in a foreign language, although Wang Xu didn't understand German, But looking at this person's expression, Wang Xu can basically guess his lines: "Why does my face feel bigger when I wake up..."
Just when Wang Xu was thinking about how to communicate with him, unexpectedly the foreigner said a sentence in Chinese: "Thank you." This sentence was obviously not addressed to Wang Xu, so Wang Xu did not respond.
Master Cat didn't show much surprise that he could speak Chinese: "You don't have to be polite, I hope you can tell me some information before sending you home."
"go ahead."
"First of all, what's your name?"
"Call me Albert."
"Can you tell me when you were possessed by Alastor?"
"More than two years ago, shortly after I was possessed, he approached Cheng Dongliang."
"So in the past two years, have you seen any other demons? That is, the ones whose eyes turn black."
Elbert shook his head: "No, but he seems to be communicating with some kind of existence that I can't understand. Every time he talks to 'that thing', I can only hear a very harsh screaming sound. If I don't Hiding deep in my body, I feel that my soul will be torn apart by the sound, and there will be a dazzling white light in front of my eyes, that light is too bright... I think if a nuclear weapon explodes in front of your eyes, it may be like this.”
Master Mao thought for a while, and then said: "I see, you are very lucky, you have not suffered any fatal injuries in the past two years, I think you will be able to return to your family soon."
Albert said: "No, I don't plan to go back."
Master Cat looked up into his eyes: "Why?"
"I'm just a homeless man, I have no family, no one in this world cares about my life, I think that's why Alastor will find me to possess, because even if I disappear, no one will notice arrive."
"so what?"
"The experience of these two years has changed me. Although the dominance of this body is not in my hands, I know all about what Alastor did. I have learned a lot of knowledge, Chinese is one of them, and more , how to eliminate those supernatural things.”
Wang Xu's eyes widened: "I said dude... you don't want to join us, do you..."
"That's right, I thought, it would make the rest of my life worthwhile, instead of starving or freezing to death in some alley."
Master Cat said again: "So? Do you want to join our ghost hunters?"
Albert replied: "Yes, there have been hunters abroad who tried to get rid of Albert before, but they all failed and some were killed, but today, I have seen your strength! Mysterious There are indeed many unknown and powerful forces in the east, not only do you clearly know the laws and weaknesses of demons, but you also killed such a powerful demon as Alastor with just one blow."
Master Cat laughed dryly: "Hehe... powerful demon... I have seen two really powerful guys, but I don't know if Alastor knows them..."
"So please let me join you! Ghost hunters of the East!"
Wang Xu laughed loudly: "God...there are still such masters who jump into the fire pit on their own initiative..."
Master Mao took a sip of his coffee and thought for a few seconds: "Okay then, as the highest person in charge of this city, I agree to your joining."
Wang Xu put away her smile: "Hey, you're not serious, are you?"
Albert looked extremely excited: "Great!"
Master Cat shrugged and said: "Generally, those who are possessed by demons, even if the demons are expelled in the end, they themselves will die.
All kinds of injuries suffered during possession, such as gunshot wounds, knife wounds, and falling from heights, etc., because there is a demon in the body, the body will heal quickly, but once the demon leaves the body, all these injuries will heal quickly. If it erupts in an instant, people will die.
But brother Elbert, who was possessed for two full years, was fine after Alastor got out of his body. During this period, he was chased by hunters more than once, but he didn't suffer any fatal injuries. This has to be said to be a miracle , and has been possessed by a demon like Alastor for a long time, and his own spiritual consciousness has already been activated.
All kinds of factors come together, and it has to be said that it is God's will for Albert to become a ghost hunter today. "
Elbert immediately jumped out and said, "I think so too! This is a chance God gave me, like rebirth! This is destined to become a warrior in the future!"
Wang Xu still poured cold water unrelentingly: "What kind of fighter? What kind of plane taxi? You, a citizen of a country defeated in World War I, still wants to be a fighter. I advise you to be mentally prepared. This is not a job for people, especially following this What the hell..." he said and glanced at Master Cat.
"Don't worry, he won't follow me, you will be his referrer." Master Cat's tone was very relaxed, but Wang Xu was taken aback by this sentence.
"What? Me?"
"Brother Elbert, come, come, let me introduce you, this is my only subordinate, the newcomer evaluation champion who was freshly baked half a year ago, that is, all the ghost hunter newcomers who were at the same time as him in the past three years The most powerful one among them, known as Guiguzi, Wang Xu is also...
From now on, you will follow him, and if you don’t understand anything, you can ask him, that’s it. "
Albert nodded very respectfully: "Okay, Teacher Wang Xu, is it okay for me to call you like that from now on?"
"Of course not!" Wang Xu yelled at Master Cat, "Did you make a mistake? Do you know that there is a saying that says, don't do to others what you don't want to be done to you!"
"Hey..." Master Cat patted Wang Xu on the shoulder, and taught earnestly: "In history, Guiguzi never picked an apprentice. As long as you are willing to learn from him, he will follow the guidance and teach you. You see , people like you have become his descendants..."
"Fuck! Aren't you also the descendant of the Dunjia Heavenly Book? Believe it or not, I used psychic ninjutsu to call out Hua Tuo and Zuo Ci to kill you..."
Wang Xu's complaints were obviously ineffective, and Master Cat continued to teach: "In order to inherit the principle of accepting disciples of the Guigu Sect, you should accept him..."
Uncle Wu in the bar downstairs suddenly sneezed. He wiped his nose with a handkerchief, and said to himself: "It's almost April, and it's still a bit cold today... My old bones seem to be too cold." Lots of activities…”