After the club activities ended, Wang Xu disappeared in no time. He had been delaying coming to school before, mainly because he was thinking about how to face Yanli. Who knew that he just met today, and he came out without saying a word. After such a thing, it seems that he has to go back and think about it...
He was walking in the school when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach, and the first thing that flashed in his mind was the box of expired milk he drank in the morning. When he just returned to the dormitory, he found this thing in the refrigerator, so, in line with the principle of eliminating all waste, he gurgled down the whole box regardless of the strange smell.
Now that I think about it, this behavior is really terrible, please do not follow suit...
In short, suffering from pain, Wang Xu looked for the nearest toilet to solve the problem. It happened that the medical clinic in Xiangyi South District was 50 meters away in front of him. As if he had received an amnesty, he walked there quickly.
There are two such small clinics in Xiangyi School, located on the north and south sides of the school. It's not all about the clinic, its scale and facilities are no worse than that of district-level hospitals, but there are not many patients it can receive, and there are very few wards.
Basically, this clinic is just for colds, food poisoning and so on. The most students go there for IV drips. In case of a major accident or sudden illness, the initial first aid can be completed there, and then sent to a nearby large hospital after the situation stabilizes. Therefore, the ambulance and doctors in this small clinic are on standby 24 hours a day .
Wang Xu ran into the building, without saying a word, went straight to the toilet according to the sign, and struggled there for more than half an hour before coming out. When I walked to the gate, I felt something was wrong, my stomach was still aching...
"It's better to check it out..." he thought, and walked to the side door.
There are a lot of articles about the side door of this medical clinic, which is the so-called "health room". It was a small independent room with only a few beds and a doctor in the health room.
Some people may ask, is it necessary to set up a health room next to a clinic with a hospital-like scale
The answer is yes. The health room handles the following situations: 1. The guys who are sober after a hangover can’t go back to the dormitory because they smell of alcohol; There are indeed such people in the world; three, if the cold is not serious, you can come here to give you a prescription; four, the health room provides pregnancy test strips...
That is to say, many small things can be done here, which can simplify the steps of treatment. In cases like Wang Xu, it will be fine to go to the health room to prescribe some medicine.
Wang Xu pushed open the door of the health care room, his body froze suddenly, and then, he took a step back and closed the door again...
"It's not good... I didn't expect expired milk to be so powerful. I'm hallucinating..." He finished his sentence with slack eyes, and then pushed the door again, but the scene in front of him was the same as before.
Master Cat was holding a cup of coffee, his eyes were squinting, his hair was still messy, it is worth mentioning that he, who was always dressed in sloppy clothes, had changed his style at this moment, the shirt under the white coat was very crisp, and he even had a tie on.
"Student, did you go to the wrong door, or did you suffer from some kind of gonorrhea and were embarrassed to come in?" It seemed that this person must be Master Cat, and he made a very bad opening remark in a very ordinary tone.
"Gonorrhea is a fart in a storm compared to you..."
"Ah... This classmate seems to have a deep prejudice against me." Looking at his old god, it really doesn't matter whether others have prejudice against him...
Wang Xu closed the door, walked to a hospital bed and sat down. After confirming that there were only the two of them in the room, he asked, "Why are you here?"
"Of course I'm at work, what do you think you're doing?"
"What? You work here?"
"It's been a week, and you just found out? So, it's very beneficial to search around with your spiritual sense when you have nothing to do, otherwise you won't know if an enemy comes to your door."
"I'm not you, I don't have so many enemies..."
"Then you should be glad..."
Wang Xu murmured: "No wonder I went to the office recently, every time that boy Albert swat flies in there, but you disappeared, and even the car stopped downstairs."
"The office will be taken care of by you from now on. I am a married man now, and I have to find a relatively more stable job, so that my son will not write some shocking things when he wants to write a composition like "My Dad" in the future. speech."
Wang Xu squinted at him: "I really don't understand why Xiang Yi would accept someone like you..."
Master Cat replied very calmly: "It's very simple. I graduated from a famous medical school with top grades. I performed well during my internship. I'm handsome and live nearby. I don't have any criminal records. Well... at least I checked the records of the Public Security Bureau. Can’t come out. In short, the vacancy of this position can be said to belong to me.”
"You are so powerful, why did you come to this small temple like Xiang Yi? Isn't it more promising to go directly to the hospital to become a surgeon?"
"Ha! I don't understand. The work in this health room doesn't do many things, but Xiangyi's salary is not low, and you can get home from get off work on time, take a rest on weekends, and enjoy the winter and summer vacations with your students. Much more comfortable than the guys next door who are on call 24 hours a day. Let me be a surgeon? An operation may take more than ten hours. The biological clock is disordered. I go to the hospital every day, a hotbed of disease spread, all year round. I don’t care. With that little money, and without the lofty goal of making a name for yourself in the medical world, why bother to go to that crime?"
Wang Xu said: "Hmph... I think you just want to join in the fun at this school..."
Master Cat responded with a sneer: "Why join in the fun? Don't worry, Yanli, it's yours, no one will snatch it from you."
"Fuck!" Wang Xu immediately jumped up: "You really are spying on me!"
Master Mao laughed even more obscenely: "Do you think that only Yanli and Hua Zhanyun heard that sentence? Let me tell you, I heard it from others, and more than one person knows... Hey... your school is full of scandals. The speed is really astonishing, young people nowadays... it hurts to be idle... "
"This..." Wang Xu's expression suddenly became serious. It has only been a few hours since I said this, and even the uncle in the health room knows it. What kind of school is this? !
"Are you wondering if this incident will have any negative impact on your pursuit of Yanli?"
"You know what I'm thinking?!"
"Hmph... I don't need to use any brains to see through your thoughts." Master Cat took another sip of coffee, "Well, I don't have much to do now anyway, how about I give you some advice?"
"You? You give me advice? There is a mirror next to it, do you want to take a look at yourself?"
Unexpectedly, Master Cat immediately put down the coffee cup and walked straight to the mirror: "I am thirty years old, a handsome guy, a relaxed and comfortable job, a six-figure annual salary, a beautiful wife, a happy husband and wife relationship, a harmonious family, a house and a car , no loans and no debts. It is simply the goal of the majority of young people, and they should print my face on the money." He then dragged Wang Xu to the mirror: "You, twenty years old, not bad looking I am worthy of the audience, a college student who sleeps in class, cheats on exams, has no bank savings, and ideally is an otaku. Lives in the basement of a bar, rides a small bicycle tank, his girlfriend mysteriously disappears, and is hated by most boys in the school for various reasons... "
Master Mao took a breath: "I think I can give you some advice in any aspect, and I don't think there is anything wrong with it."
Wang Xu stood there in a daze for a long time, and realized a truth—the guys in the news who jumped off the building because of the so-called pressure of life were not forced to death, but were "compared to death".
"Okay, tell me..." Wang Xu could only answer like this.
Master Cat turned around, a sinister smile flashed across his face: "First, let's analyze the relationship between you and Yan Li."
Wang Xu said, "It should be a friendship now, right?"
"Do you believe this yourself?"
"Well... Actually, I'm very low-key. People like me, and I can't help it."
Master Mao snorted coldly: "Ha! Are you naive? Just like you, you still want to step on two boats?"
Wang Xu said: "Damn! I have gone through an ideological struggle! I can't refuse these two!"
Master Mao said: "Don't justify this with me, let's solve the immediate problem first, then what... Regarding the relationship between you and Yanli, it is actually a very delicate situation right now.
She likes you, it's obvious, although after the 'other you' disappeared, she started trying to cover it up, and when you came back from the madness, she completely separated from you, but at least you guys can't escape everything my eyes… "
"I know, 'It's as obvious as the lipstick on the shirt' or something."
"Don't interrupt!" Master Cat continued: "But it's useless not to say 'like', it's like a hole card, as long as these words don't come out of Yan Li's mouth, She holds this card. The relationship between a man and a woman in love is like this. Whoever plays the hole card first is the loser. The person who sees the opponent's hole card first has the right to use the good person card to instantly kill the opponent.
So for the person who plays the cards first, the result is at most a draw, that is, the other party also shows you the hole cards, that's good, you like each other, at least the current stage is very harmonious.
And there is an unwritten hidden rule in this game, that is... the hole card in the man's hand is K, while the hole card in the woman's hand is ACE. "
Wang Xu said: "Well... I don't understand this, why do men's cards have to be lower?"
Master Mao looked at him with those decadent and unscrupulous eyes: "After confirming the relationship, do you want to have sex with her?"
"Hey... the tone of this book has been lowered by you again... Anyway, you are also a popular character, so it's not good to say 'on'. Sure enough, we should use words that respect women..." Wang Xu complained in the cat Grandpa is still powerless in front of him.
"Stop talking nonsense and answer questions!"
"I want to... that's a fucking thought... don't let anyone stop me..."
Master Mao asked in the same tone: "Then do you think, at this stage, does she want to have sex with you?"
"Too evil...I refuse to answer that kind of question."
Master Mao smiled wretchedly and said, "Then how about I help you answer?"
Wang Xu hurriedly said: "It's okay... It's okay... At least it's not as good as I think."
Master Cat leaned back in his chair: "Then we can return to the topic just now. You have K in your hand, and ACE in her hand."
The corner of Wang Xu's mouth twitched: "Understood...you continue."
"According to my metaphor, let's extend it back to the reality. That is to say, in a love relationship, the woman confesses first and the man confesses first, and the meaning is different. She is for spiritual communication, and you are for physical desire, so in this In the game, as the weaker side, you have to play the card first, and play the hole card that is destined to be a little lower than hers."
Wang Xu said: "After talking so much, the meaning is nothing more than asking me to take the initiative and confess first, right?"
Master Mao said: "You are already luckier than most men, at least you know she likes you, so she must have an ACE in her hand, not a good person card, or something terrible...
Therefore, as long as your confession is done in the right way and in the right form at the right time, you will be successful. "
Wang Xu asked: "Then I turned from a disadvantaged group to a strong one, right?"
Master Mao waved his hand: "Of course not. If you want to stand up, you have to build on the foundation that has been overthrown. That's still out of reach for you... You can take the first step now."
Wang Xu's palms were sweating from tension, "What is that?"