At 11:03 p.m., Wang Xu and Albert went to the bathhouse to take a shower and change their clothes. They bought more than a dozen strings of mutton skewers from an unlicensed peddler for supper, and then approached the shop like a walk. A "Xiaoxie Convenience Store" that shouldn't exist.
With the sound of the automatic door opening, they walked in side by side. The lights in the store were very bright, and the bleak feeling unique to the ghost land did not affect Wang Xu and the two of them. The store manager and the clerk stood behind the cash register in green short-sleeved uniforms, and smiled at the two customers who came in.
Wang Xu also walked over and said with a smile, "I don't know if the two of you ascended by yourself? Or let me give you a ride?"
The faces of the store manager and the clerk immediately sank, and their images began to change. Their skins became scorched black and rotten, their white teeth were exposed, and their five fingers became sharp claws shaped like clavicles.
As a result, Wang Xu and Albert looked at them very calmly, with big eyes on one side and small eyes on the other, as if they were watching something quite boring.
"Even if you see that I am handsome and have low self-esteem, you don't have to destroy your appearance... Can you answer my question?"
The store manager’s answer was to pinch Wang Xu’s neck with his right paw. The next second, the store manager received a punch on the nose. As a result, his back spine was broken and his head was blasted from the neck. Come down, fall to the ground, eyes are full of surprise.
Albert withdrew his fist, looked at the trembling ghost clerk, shrugged: "WHAT"
A minute later, the store manager's head was pushed back by himself, and he and his staff returned to their human appearance.
"Although I am the store manager, I only contract other people's stores. Because I want to save costs, I only hired one night shift employee, that is, my nephew," the store manager said, pointing to the young man beside him: "And I also came to help myself, so the two of them worked night shifts every day, almost never resting. After several years, there was no problem, and finally, a few months ago, I finally saved enough money to buy this shop, but it happened That night..."
The young man sighed and said, "Blame me, I forgot to turn off the coffee pot that night, which made my uncle tired..."
"Stop talking, I'm the one who got you in trouble, you're still young..."
"It's alright, alright... don't grab yourself, you're dead, what's the use of talking about it?" Wang Xu interrupted the two frowning guys: "This ghost shop of yours has been selling stones and cinders for months. Going out so much, let’s close the door tonight.” He took out a Bible from his pocket as he spoke.
This Bible has a lot of history, and it was Wang Xu who "borrowed" it from Professor Ans with great difficulty. As for the usage of this thing, it is really very simple, as long as you find the wronged soul, let it give up resistance and calm down, then touch the ghost's forehead and say "Amen", and this person will pass away immediately. Although it is useless for ghosts with a level of spiritual body integration, it will save a lot of trouble in a situation like tonight.
You know, before getting this thing, Elbert, a German, and Wang Xu, a person who wants to fall asleep when he sees words, both carry a printed version of the Lotus Sutra in their arms all day long, and they still have pinyin attached. Annotated kind. Every time I save the souls of the undead, I feel very tired. I read it for a long time, and if I make a mistake, I have to start all over again.
Wang Xu still remembered that when he met two gangsters in the alley, they took a knife and asked him to hand over the money. He had no money and no sex, so he didn't bother to resist and let them search casually. It doesn't matter if you don't search it, search it, shit, a Buddhist scripture, search again, half a dozen paper money, and then search, hello... Master, why do you still have a pair of dentures
Wang Xuyu told them earnestly: "These are not false teeth, but real teeth from something called a shadow monster. He is now imprisoned in my own shadow by me. I just thought that there is no one in this alley." get rid of it..."
So the robbers said: "You look down on us, don't you?" Besides greeting Wang Xu's family, they also asked Wang Xu a stupid question, "Do you want to live?"
Wang Xu said, "You try it."
Under the fierce attack of two switchblades, Wang Xu stood there and was stabbed more than a dozen times. It is estimated that the gangsters really don't have the guts to kill people. Anyway, knives are not serious.
"Look, I'm alive." He said a very vicious remark.
The gangsters were furious. They punched and kicked Wang Xu, but the other party remained unmoved. This process lasted for more than ten minutes. Wang Xu yawned and said, "I suddenly have a idea."
He ruthlessly robbed the two punks, confiscating all their cash and two switchblades. And let them study hard and make progress every day. If they come out to be gangsters again, he will stab them in all kinds of vital organs with a knife. At the end of this passage, he also said in a calm and sophisticated tone: "Amitabha..."
So, not long after, someone posted a post on the Internet - "Returning to the vulgar monk to bring Yi Jin Jing to the streets with blood".
Well, in short, Wang Xu no longer carries Buddhist scriptures, and such a situation will never happen again. If he is robbed again, people may think that he belongs to Jesus.
Closer to home, just when Wang Xu was about to get rid of these two, the store manager begged: "This little brother, oh no... Master, please be merciful, Xiao Zhao (his nephew) and I have another Kindly please."
Wang Xu sighed, he had a feeling that something troublesome was about to happen: "Hey... let's talk."
The store manager said: "Actually, tonight was supposed to be the last time we opened a store for business, because before I died, I was short of money to buy this store, and it turned out... hey... so Xiao Zhao and I have been doing business for a long time." Staying here is impossible. This store is the only thing I think about in my life, and I spend all my heart and soul here.
In the past few months after our death, we have almost saved enough money, as long as we sell a little more tonight, it will be enough. At that time, Xiao Zhao and I will naturally pass away. Master... Please let me stand on this last post and finish my business tonight. "
"Let you ghost do business here, what do you mean by being a ghost hunter?" Wang Xu said coldly, "You are a mere ghost, how dare you talk to me about any conditions."
Both the store manager and Xiao Zhao showed very disappointed expressions on their faces. They were really pitiful. Albert wanted to intercede for them, but then Wang Xu changed the subject: "You guys will give me the money now." I'm going to disappear, and I'm not allowed to come out before dawn." He snatched the store manager's hat and put it on his own head, "So let's help finish the business for tonight."
The two ghosts froze for a moment, and then wept with joy: "Master... you are really..."
"What are you doing... What are you doing here with tears and snot all over your face... Roll as far as you can." Wang Xu kept pushing the store manager's face away.
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Two vans drove slowly and finally stopped at the corner of a street. The driver of the first car picked up a walkie-talkie: "Falcon, Falcon, I'm the Black Panther, we're here, OVER."
"This is Falcon, I understand, OVER."
Then three men got in and out of the second car, opened the door of the back seat, and began to move various equipment down. Hand-held cameras, night-vision goggles, oddly shaped little radars, and things like mine detectors, etc...
Two men got off the first car, and one of them walked up to the companion holding the camera, who had already started recording.
"Hi everyone, this week's 'Spiritual Commando' program, we will walk into a ghost convenience store in S City. According to reliable information, there are ferocious evil spirits appearing here every night, and they sell all kinds of scary things there. Goods! Please follow our footsteps and wait and see." He made a fist gesture: "Experience the creepy feeling!"