Wang Xu smiled sheepishly and changed the subject: "Well... By the way, didn't you say that those guys gave gifts, let's unwrap them together."
Yan Li replied: "Okay, I'm also curious, wait a minute, I'll go get it now." She got up and went back to the room, and quickly came out with a lot of things. These gifts vary in size, but they are basically wrapped in colored paper and ribbons. Wang Xu really didn't expect to be able to collect such a lot of things with his popularity.
At this moment, Yan Li had put all the presents on the coffee table, so Wang Xu walked to the sofa with great interest, pulled Yan Li to sit down together, then picked up the biggest gift box and said: "This is a gift from Lao Qi." right?"
Yan Li said: "How do you know?"
"That's right, our friendship is strong, this so-called good brother is loyal..." Wang Xu said it was the truth.
"Are you going to take it apart now, or do you take it apart after I spread the knowledge of the Tiandihui?"
So Wang Xu shut up and stopped talking nonsense. He opened the package and saw... a coffee pot and a toaster.
"I said why it's so heavy, it turned out to be a home appliance." Yan Li rubbed her slender arm while talking.
"Heh... hehe..." Wang Xu twitched a smile, he found that because these two things were going to be replaced with gift packaging, they had already been taken out of the original paper box, but Qi Bing was still very "considerate" "I left the manual inside, and wrote a line of words on it with an eye-catching signal pen: "The instant coffee in your office is too bad to eat with the toast sold in the supermarket."
"It turned out that you can use it when you want to come by yourself, bastard!!" Wang Xu really wanted to shout out loud, but he still held back, after all, he just said something like a good brother's loyalty, and this slot is still vomited. In your stomach.
"It's a practical gift, very nice." Yan Li commented.
"Yes...is it..." Wang Xu said, "Then what... let's see Yu Xin's gift."
Speaking of which, although Wang Xu is very homely and a member of the Right-Hand Club, this does not mean that he is unfeminine. In fact, since he was in elementary school, he has received many gifts from girls. It is quite popular with women. But when his family suffered an accident and another personality fell into a deep sleep, he basically became the kind of person who had neither the mood nor the time and conditions to fall in love.
Therefore, apart from Shang Lingxue and Yan Li, Wang Xu, who hadn't received a gift from a female friend for many years, was quite curious about the contents of that box.
The gift box Yu Xin gave was rectangular, not too big, and when opened, there was a book inside.
On the cover of the book it says - The Art of Confession.
Wang Xu glared directly at Yan Li with a sharp look, and the latter looked up at the sky, doing things that had nothing to do with him, but it was obviously useless.
"Do you have anything to say?"
"I don't know anything." She was still quibbling.
Wang Xu saw that there was still a line of Yu Xin's message on the bookmark, he took it out, and read: "Qi Bing's confession was learned from you, right? I think you two should study it together."
"You just go and give it to him! It's none of my business! Can't wait for his birthday! How much do you want to get back together with him! Tell yourself, you bastard!" Wang Xu almost didn't say this. After throwing the book out, he looked back at Yan Li and said, "You girls like to discuss the whole process of being confessed when you get together?"
Yan Li knew she was wrong, so she had no choice but to reply in a soft voice: "Girls are like this... It's better than you guys always get together to watch some restricted-rated movies..."
Wang Xu sighed and picked up another gift: "I hope the next one will be normal."
The gift packaging this time is conical and not big. From the outside, it looks like something like a high-end fountain pen. Wang Xu thought that this would be considered a gift, since it would be meaningful and easy to preserve.
He asked, "Who sent this?"
"It's a gift from Qing Ruo, saying it's a gift they gave you together with Wuhun."
"Oh?" Wang Xu is inexplicable now. The soulless members don't have a deep friendship with him. Even though they all live in S City now, they rarely have the opportunity to interact.
After opening the gift, Wang Xu's doubts disappeared, because what was inside was not a high-end gold pen, but... a pair of chopsticks.
These chopsticks are still made of jade, they are high-quality goods at first glance, they are pure and flawless, and there is a coolness in the hands, and a couplet is carved in small seal script on the two chopsticks.
For a hundred years, the heavens and the earth will return to their vitality, and the mountains and rivers will be unified and peaceful.
"I want King's Landing to rub the rice world!! What a mess!!" He wished he could break the pair of chopsticks, but after thinking about it, this thing is a jade after all, maybe it is really worth a few dollars , reluctant to...
At this point, Wang Xu felt more and more that opening gifts was a very terrible thing, but he still thought: Since it has started, let’s finish it all, it can’t be all a tragedy, right
Dear viewers, most of the tragedies in this world are caused by some people taking chances.
This time he picked up a relatively small gift box, Yan Li looked at it and added: "This should be given by Brother Shui."
Now Wang Xu felt a little more at ease, thinking that although Lord Yama was usually unreliable, he was basically harmless to humans and animals, and he would definitely not send anything with any deep meaning.
Ever since, a back-beating ticket appeared in front of Wang Xu...
This stuff really doesn't make sense...
"Primary school students forgot their father's birthday to give this thing! Give it to your father! Who wants you to beat your back! It's better not to give it! By the way, who forced you to give a gift!" Wang Xu said directly Tear up this piece of paper.
Seeing his appearance, Yan Li couldn't help but sniggered beside him.
Wang Xu was a little bit annoyed, and quickly grabbed two of the remaining three presents, and opened them together.
The first one was sent by Shui Yingyao, and it can be considered a work of art—a ship in a bottle.
However, the boat in the bottle that Senior Shui gave was different. In that wine bottle... there were two boats, and they were squeezed together, as if they would fall apart after being shaken twice. The meaning is self-evident.
The second one was given by Albert. This young German, in line with the pragmatic and meticulous spirit of the Germanic nation, gave Wang Xu a gift made by himself.
"What is this..." Wang Xu picked it up. First of all, there are three socks that make up the thing, the middle one has eyes and a mouth sewn on, and then the other two socks are connected to its sides.
"This is a sock rabbit. Put your hand into the sock in the middle, and you can play with it as a rabbit doll. I remember making one when I was a child." Yan Li's answer was correct, but Wang Xu was not satisfied. and comfort.
"Okay... with that guy's manual ability, it would be great if he could make something, but..." Wang Xu put the sock rabbit back into the gift box: "Why don't you use new socks... even if you want to use old ones Yes, I’ll do it after washing it too!! This seems to be a sock I couldn’t find a while ago?! It turned out to be stolen by this guy! Doesn’t he even want to use his own socks?! He even asked me to hold them Stretch it in?!"
Finally, when Wang Xu was on the verge of collapse. At the end of the day, Master Cat's gift is about to appear. This will undoubtedly be the last straw that breaks the camel's back, but the matter has come to this point, even Yanli wants to see what's inside.
Wang Xu opened the gift box, which was only the size of a jewelry box, and saw a whole box of condoms connected together.
Mr. Cat also left a piece of paper in it, on which he wrote in painful words: "At the beginning, I failed to notice that it said on the package that it was 97% safe, so I became the remaining 3%. Victim. Hope, you don't follow in my footsteps...”
Yan Li didn't blush when she saw this gift, she picked one up calmly, looked closer at the small print on the package, and said, "It's really written, I didn't know it wasn't 100" before. % safe."
Some strings in Wang Xu's mind must have been snapped, he seemed calmer than Yan Li at the moment: "You have never used it before, what do you know?"
"Hmph... You know I've never used it?"
"Nonsense... Of course I know..."
Yanli suddenly realized that her argument was really meaningless. Wang Xu had read her memory, so she could only use an inappropriate metaphor: "Haven't you ever eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig run?"
Wang Xu squinted at her: "So, girls get together, not only to gossip, but also to watch some restricted-rated movies that boys will also watch?"
Yan Li felt that their topic was not quite right, she cleared her throat and said, "Okay, you've finished unwrapping the present, let's cut the cake."
"Wait." Wang Xu suddenly stared into Yan Li's eyes: "Where's your gift?"
Yan Li's heartbeat accelerated obviously, but she still tried her best to control her tone, and calmly replied: "I'll give it to you later."
Wang Xu thought for a while and said, "When you give it to me, do I need to use Master Cat's gift?"
"Go to hell!" She said coquettishly, picked up a pillow from the sofa and threw it at Wang Xu's face.
But of course it doesn't hurt, Wang Xu immediately said: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, don't be angry."
…
The lights in the room had been turned off, and Wang Xu lit his 21st birthday candle with a lighter. Yan Li didn't sing a birthday song for Wang Xu, but just said: "Happy birthday."
Wang Xu just replied, "Thank you."
They looked at each other, and then lowered their heads in embarrassment.
After a moment of silence, Yan Li said softly, "Make a wish."
Wang Xu closed his eyes. At this moment, he asked himself a question in his heart, "What do I want most..."