It was still a hell of a hot day, and it was still in that messy office. Even in the air-conditioned room, Wang Xu and Albert still stuck out their tongues, looking like they were about to collapse.
ah? What did you say? Did I miss a chapter? No no no, there is no such thing. ah? Why did the scene change all of a sudden? It's not really a problem because I do it a lot. Ah... don't make that kind of expression, it seems that the long-lost plot is about to appear, but it came to an abrupt end and brought you great resentment...
Hmm... Anyway, that good thing you imagined didn't happen, what? Did I say something good? No, no, what I said was just a matter, and I didn’t think it was very good. I am a very moral and characterful literature lover, how could I say that kind of thing...
So what, where did I just say? Oh, yes, um... tongue... um... prostration... um... forget it, let's stop here for my complaints, anyway, it takes up too many words, the mobile phone party has turned several pages... Unknowingly... You said some dangerous words...
Well, the ellipsis appears for the last time in this chapter, as a dividing line.
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The sound of footsteps came from outside the door, and Wang Xu could guess who was coming without spiritual knowledge.
Qi Bing didn't even knock on the door, he just turned the doorknob and walked in, glanced at the two people in the room, and said with that poker face that has never changed for thousands of years: "Tell me, what's the matter?"
He asked the question straight to the point, so Wang Xu answered straight to the point: "I'm going to Huangtian City."
Qi Bing's expression did not change after hearing this, but he replied in a tone very similar to Master Cat's: "Are you going to die?"
Wang Xu said again: "I just want to ask you to help me because I think this matter is relatively difficult."
"You're going to have to take a back when you die?" He threw out a sentence that was very similar to a rhetorical question.
Elbert added: "Brother Qi, don't worry, I will help too."
"Are you going to die too?" This was the third time Qi Bing asked the question.
Wang Xu raised his eyebrows, and asked in a tone like a hooligan extorting pocket money from elementary school students: "Then are you going or not?"
"Go." The answer was quite straightforward.
"Okay! Sure enough, he is a good brother, and he is loyal enough!" Wang Xu gave him a timely flattery.
But Qi Bing immediately said again: "Actually, I think summer vacation is really boring."
Before he finished speaking, a blue tendon on Wang Xu's forehead was obviously popping out. He suddenly got into trouble, and attacked Qi Bing with the standard action of "gorilla strangling the neck", which was the magical skill of Mr. Akagi Takenori back then, and said viciously: "Are you so empty without a woman?! Scum !!"
With a huge force, he pressed Qi Bing's head to the coffee table (there was a book on the coffee table called "The Art of Confession"), and then shouted in his ear: "Look at that! Scum, your daughter My friend gave me a birthday present! You actually asked us to study it together! What the hell did you say to that woman!!"
Qi Bing wanted to speak very much, but he couldn't speak, he was struggling at the critical point of rolling his eyes and not rolling them.
Wang Xu continued to yell: "If you want a woman so much, go and chase her back! I'm sick of making trouble?!"
"Hmm!" Someone cleared his throat, attracting the attention of the three people in the room. They turned around and saw He Wenhong, who was standing at the door, looking at Wang Xu with a very contemptuous look.
"It's still the same, Wang Xu, because you are so annoying, I don't even want to ask the reason for your quarrel, anyway, it must be your fault." He Wenhong said very arrogantly.
Wang Xu finally let go of Qi Bing, who was blushing and gasping for breath. Wang Xu ignored him and said to He Wenhong, "Xiao He, long time no see. I didn't expect you to come here." gone."
"Ha! You, Wang Xu, suddenly sent me a text message saying, 'Please come here and do me a favor'. How could I not come here, even if I came here specially to see your needy face, it was worth it."
Wang Xu was not angry either, and said calmly, "So, did you agree to help?"
"Answer me first, why do you think of asking me for help? I don't think our relationship is as good as you imagined, right?"
"It's very simple. I don't know many people in the ghost hunting world. I can't invite those who are too powerful, so I have to find you."
He Wenhong said disdainfully: "Cut, do you think I'm still the same He Wenhong who you easily defeated back then? After that, I spent a lot of time in training, and I'm with you who possesses ghost valley Taoism but hangs around all day long The guys are vastly different."
"Oh? You, a pug-like guy who follows so-and-so all day long to pick up girls, dare to shamelessly say that I hang out all day?"
He Wenhong was caught with a sore foot, and immediately became angry from embarrassment: "What are you talking about! Who has been following her all day! Didn't I come to City S alone this time?"
"That's right, don't talk nonsense, Xiao He is much better than you." Master Cat appeared out of nowhere.
The corner of Albert's mouth twitched: "No one who enters this office is willing to knock on the door?"
Wang Xu said: "Nonsense, you go, you and he can't get along with each other, what qualifications do you have to judge?"
Master Cat's face suddenly turned dark, and he scanned the whole room with sharp eyes, and then said: "Because, I can tell at a glance that he is not a virgin!"
The four people except Mr. Cat froze in place as if they were petrified, their jaws stretched out as if they were dislocated. This expression and posture lasted for a full minute, and He Wenhong said in surprise: "What are you doing about this kind of thing?" How did you tell?!"
Master Cat shrugged: "It's like lipstick on a shirt, ice cubes on a Coke."
Albert looked at the ceiling: "Is it Sun Xiaozheng? It seems that you can die without regret."
A chilling light flashed in Qi Bing's eyes: "Speaking of which, you are eighteen years old this year, right? She is underage. Doesn't this constitute a crime?"
Wang Xu smiled evilly: "Tell me, should we launch the joint technique - Judgment of Youth, or should you surrender yourself to the public security organ and become a male prostitute in the prison?"
"What are you talking about! How can there be such perverted skills?! Who would go to the public security organ?! You guys are just talking nonsense there, there is no evidence at all, and this will kill me?!"
"Master Cat's words are evidence." Wang Xu's expression became more and more wretched.
"What kind of logic is this?!" He Wenhong roared.
So, Master Cat threw out the second fatal sentence. He said this sentence close to He Wenhong's ear, and the other three didn't hear it, but after hearing it, He Wenhong's eyes were lax, he crouched on the ground, and muttered distractedly: "Only 97%!"
Wang Xu walked up to him: "Young man, since you have embarked on the forbidden path, go to hell with me! Hahahaha!!" He smiled like a devil.
At this time, Qi Bing said something serious: "So, the team you go to Huangtian City this time, is it decided to be the five people here?"
(Because He Wenhong temporarily lost consciousness, he never heard the words Huangtiancheng.)
Wang Xu said: "Five people are five people, but Master Cat is not among them."
This made Qi Bing a little surprised: "Who is the other one?" He seemed to immediately think of the answer as soon as he finished asking: "Oh. I guessed it. He is the only guy who has the same smell as you."