"This is given to me by the big professor An Si of your school, that is, Comrade 'Supervisor'." Master Cat said: "You will never guess what the origin of this hatchet is..."
"I know." Wang Xu said. I saw him get up, pick up the hatchet, put on a posture, stare at him, and point his finger at the knife: "There is a way that a swordsmith fights, Ou Yezi made it, Guan Erye passed five tests with it, and the green-faced beast is because of it." It sits in prison. It blows its hair and cuts its hair, sells gold and jade, kills without blood! Anyone here has a knot that can't be solved, an enemy that can't be beaten, buy me to play, eh~ You have revenge, there is Resentment complains..."
Before he finished speaking, Master Cat grabbed the hatchet and knocked him to the ground with one punch. The world was clean...
"So... I won't let you guys guess." Master Cat cleared his throat, "The appearance of this thing is an extremely terrible omen."
"What cup?" Wang Xu asked as he stood up.
Then he was knocked to the ground again.
"Only the Ombudsman and the Regent can sense the location of this item. This time, Ans found it first. Judging from his expression when he handed the knife to me, it doesn't look like a joke." Master Cat put the knife back Returning to the table: "I only found out after hearing what Ans said. It turns out that in the history of the world, such objects have appeared countless times, and every time they will stir up some earth-shattering events, and even change the pattern of history." He Rubbing his chin, he said: "It seems that the self-repair mechanism of our time and space is perfect. When correcting the historical process, we can rely on 'things' in addition to 'people'."
Qi Bing said: "Can you speak more simply?"
Master Cat walked to the sofa and sat down, heaved a sigh of relief: "I did ask Ans to tell me the names of some historical figures who were implicated in such 'items'." He picked up the leftover coffee on the coffee table and He took two sips: "For example, let's take King Qin Wu..."
Wang Xu stood up again: "I know this man! His name is 'Yingdang'!"
Master Cat looked at him with contemptuous eyes: "You are so excited... If you have the guts, go to the city hall and go through a formality to change his name." He didn't give Wang Xu a chance to refute, so he continued on his own. Said: "It is said that Brother Yingdang is born with supernatural power, and he likes to find some powerful men to accompany him in weightlifting competitions, and many such strong men have been appointed as high officials. When he was twenty-two years old, They competed with a strong man named Meng in weightlifting. There was no such thing as a barbell at the time, so they chose a thing called "Longwen Chiding" without dying. Then... a very demonic thing happened, surnamed Meng After the lifting was over, it was all right. Winner went on the field and lifted it up too, but after he lifted it up, the tripod seemed to suddenly become heavier, causing him to bleed two lines of blood and tears, his tibia was shattered, and he died that night .”
Wang Xu said: "Perhaps it was because he held on at the beginning, but he was exhausted when he finally lifted the tripod."
Master Mao said: "Please start from the standpoint of a person who specializes in solving supernatural events, and then put forward hypotheses, and don't act like a physics nerd who studies string theory." He leaned back on the sofa: "We will use' 'paranormal events' theory to question everything, rather than muddling through and thinking that everything is accident and coincidence."
Qi Bing said: "That is to say, these items are similar to those sold in the scare box?"
"It's more advanced." Master Cat gave a decisive and definite answer: "And it's much more advanced. Even the things sold in the black area can't be compared with this kind of god-dropped thing."
Wang Xu picked up the hatchet again, tilted his neck and looked at it twice: "Is it just this junk thing?"
Master Cat said: "In fact, when the 'mission' of this item is completed, it will indeed become an ordinary piece of junk. But now, this guy is exuding some kind of energy that we can't see, as if saying ' Just wait and see, I'm scarier than nukes'."
Elbert said: "I don't understand, if this is the case, why don't we find a place to bury it, or simply destroy it."
Master Cat didn't answer his question directly, but suddenly said: "In the late Qing Dynasty, there was a master ghost catcher named He Wuji. It is said that he has perfected his morality and practice, and there is no match for him among the monsters and monsters in the world, even if he is not as good as Xinglong and Phoenix. Xian those two old monsters are strong, at least it can be said that this senior is the most well-known ghost hunter among the people."
"Why are you talking about that? Does it have something to do with the current situation?" Wang Xu asked.
Master Mao continued: "He Wuji's family was inexplicably burned to death overnight. I don't know the reason, and I'm not interested. Anyway, so many years have passed, and there is no way to find out. But... I know, He Wuji's family Many years after the house was destroyed, someone built a small western-style building on that land, and then the Anti-Japanese War broke out, and a cemetery was added next to it, and after that, guess what happened?"
Wang Xu slapped the table: "Oh shit! So He Wuji hid the chapter on subduing demons that I dug up at the beginning?"
Master Mao said: "This can explain a lot of things. First of all, the soil on that piece of land has been turned over countless times, whether it is for building a house or burying a corpse. It's surprising that no one has found your broken bamboo scroll. Also, you just found it. When I bought that thing, there was an amber box outside, and there was Guiguzi's message on the box, which doesn't make sense with your 'common sense', since Fu Mo Chapter has had other owners, the box shouldn't exist. So the actual situation that can be inferred is that the ghost valley Taoism is the same as the Supreme Lord of the Rings in the Lord of the Rings, maybe even stronger... It can be discovered by you according to your own will, or you can't discover it .”
Wang Xu suddenly realized: "So, whether it is buried or destroyed, it is impossible, right! The list of gods of death is also like this!"
Master Cat said: "This hatchet probably belongs to the same level as the death list, so Er, your proposal is useless. All we can do is to wait for the incident to happen, and at the same time be prepared to avoid any danger. Keep it to a minimum."
Qi Bing said: "We just put it on the table and stare at it 24 hours a day, unless it suddenly flies towards our face, what loss can it cause?"
Master Cat shook his head: "I don't know, you can send me a text message when the three of you test it out." He turned his head and left after saying this.
Wang Xu immediately rushed to the door and blocked the door: "What are you doing?! You put such a dangerous thing here?! Pat your ass and leave?!"
"Hmm..." He seemed to really think about it, and then replied, "That's right."
Wang Xu: "Nothing is wrong! What do you want us to do!"
"That's your business." Master Cat continued to walk out the door: "Or, do you want to write a thesis yourself?"
Wang Xu looked back at the hatchet on the table, and then at the pile of religious books next to him. He stared bloodshot eyes: "Don't force me..."
"I didn't force you..." Master Cat's eyes became extremely gloomy: "I also promised to help you write a paper, don't you think I have become very kind recently?"
A chill ran from Wang Xu's heels to the top of his head, and he thought to himself: Yes... This guy even helped me write a thesis. With his cannibalistic style, if he really wants to force me to do things, he will probably be able to do something. Seven hundred and eighty-four ways to play me to death.
When Wang Xu came to his senses, Master Cat had already left. So the three of them went back to the table and gathered together. This time, instead of studying the religious conspiracy and dictatorship in Europe in the fifteenth century, they just stared at that thing in a daze...