"Where did you go last night? Why didn't I see you when I entered the ghost land?" William said while eating the cheapest set meal in the cafeteria, sitting opposite Wang Xu.
Wang Xu also ate the cheapest set meal and a piece of pork chop from William's plate and said, "So you took your sister and left first, and never came back to find me?"
"I took the civilians away because I didn't want to be your burden. I know it would be easier for you to do it alone." William said: "Look at you, don't you just sit here now?"
Wang Xu gave him a kick, and two seconds later, the poached eggs on William's plate also entered Wang Xu's plate...
"Brother, I'm a single man, I don't have a serious job, I have no relatives, and I owe a whole lot of debt at the age of twenty, can you give me a full meal?"
Wang Xu replied: "Stop talking nonsense, first give me a summary of your work performance yesterday."
William was surprised: "Our firm still has this work content?"
"That's right... Our management is very professional and standardized." Wang Xu replied confidently.
"I've seen the accounting books in the office..."
"Those graffiti and nude women were drawn casually by a mental patient who rushed into the office one day."
"Half a book?!"
"You have too many questions. Our unit is tax-free, so the ledger is none of your business?"
William said: "I heard that you can read memories, what do you want me to report?"
"I decided long ago not to read the memories of acquaintances, and it's a matter of respect."
William said helplessly: "Okay then... I brought Wen Yu out of the ghost land and sent her to the hospital, and then I asked the hospital to contact her family members. After 20 minutes, I saw her parents rushing to the hospital. and left quietly."
Wang Xu looked at him sideways: "Then you are doing a good deed without leaving your name behind."
William really wanted to vomit blood when he said it: "Then if I stay and her parents ask her where her daughter is these days, I can't tell the truth. She played ghosts on the wall for a week, right? Then I will become a Is the first suspect who caused her disappearance?"
"Don't you know how to make up?" Wang Xu asked.
"I thought of several reasons, but none of them hold water..." William said.
"That's because you're too stupid." Master Cat suddenly flashed out, holding the most expensive set meal in the cafeteria, and sat down beside William in embarrassment: "This kind of excuse comes as soon as you open your mouth, for example... we got lost together On the road of life…”
"If you say it like this, they will probably be locked up as abductors from a strange religious organization!!" William roared.
Wang Xu said to Master Cat: "Don't hinder me from teaching my little brother." He turned his head and said to William very seriously: "Ghost hunters often have to face this kind of situation, and then there must be someone who can stand up." , and legal rhetoric, such as—on this intimate road, let me be like you, and you be like me, how can I be lonely... "
"This is the lyrics! The lyrics that let me go to prison!" William was completely defeated mentally by the two.
Master Cat said: "Okay, I'm not joking with you anymore, you take these, these are the documents that Albert asked me to do for you." He took out a thick stack of fake documents, and in broad daylight, the universe was clear, Just put it in a public place, under the eyes of everyone. And he continued to use a very normal tone: "Remember, what is the situation, what certificate do you have, and by the way, recite your fake name, so as not to be like a fool who says your name wrong while showing your certificate. "
"It was that word that I couldn't pronounce at the time!" Wang Xu said to Mr. Mao in an emphatic tone, taking advantage of the situation to complete the perfect interpretation of the four words "Do not call yourself."
"It's useless to make excuses. The documents I make are all very popular and easy to be duplicated. The name is to make it difficult for others to confirm the identity. If you use a weird name, others may call and check it. Dress up."
Wang Xu glared at Master Cat: "Wangjiri is a very popular name?!" He said angrily, and the chopsticks in his hand stretched out like lightning.
A cold-blooded smirk flashed in Master Cat's eyes, and he immediately clamped Wang Xu's pair with his own chopsticks, blocking Wang Xu's attack on the edge of his plate, "You are too tender, boy, Kung Pao Chicken It’s not at the level you can get your hands on.”
"Hmph... When the cafeteria replaces disposable chopsticks with environmentally-friendly chopsticks next week, the days when you can eat whatever you want will be over..."
"You mobilized the student council president's little girlfriend, right... I've already smelled the conspiracy from the 'chopsticks bill'."
"Each each other... 'Student dormitory green plan' is not submitted to the school board because you are trying to expand the cultivation of marijuana..."
There was a flash of lightning where their eyes met, like Optimus Prime seeing Megatron.
William felt more and more pressure to sit next to these two people to eat, and he even began to wonder whether Qi Bing invited his girlfriend to dinner every day just to avoid this situation...
There was no class this afternoon, so Wang Xu called William out of school, saying that he wanted to "get you familiar with the business".
The two left the campus and came to a bus stop. William asked Wang Xu where he was going, and the other party replied: "You will know when you get there."
William had no choice but to follow along.
"Do you remember that back then you found a group of hooligans in the opposite alley to block me?" Wang Xu asked suddenly.
The corner of William's mouth twitched, "I just remember you beat me up after you sent them away with your thick and dark underworld background."
"Oh, by the way, if you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten how it developed." Wang Xu seemed to have really forgotten: "I just thought of it on the spur of the moment, just talk about it."
"This memory of vengeance completely ignores the outcome of the matter!" William complained, and turned serious: "But now that I think about it, the original reason was that you sabotaged me and Sister Monk's conversation, and you vomited I have a car, you are more exaggerated!"
"When will she become your sister?"
"Don't you realize that I use honorifics to everyone now..."
"Speaking of it this way..." Wang Xu thought for a while, indeed, this boy William now calls elder brother and elder sister when he sees everyone, and master when he meets Master Cat, "Why is that?"
"Learn to be a man..."
"You weren't human before?"
"Of course I'm human, but..." William paused and continued: "Actually, I skipped two levels when I was young, basically I am younger than all of you, but I used to be very arrogant and didn't use honorifics to anyone. .”
"What! Are you still a grade skipper?" Wang Xu really didn't expect it. According to his thinking, it's not so strange that William is a grade repeater.
"Because my grades in mathematics were very good in primary school. After all, science is the foundation of exam-oriented education. Besides, the school leaders want to flatter my father, so..."
Wang Xu counted, and the addition and subtraction within ten was as simple as floating clouds: "Then you can do it, the first-year student is trying to pick up a senior?"
William was startled: "That...then what... do you think about what you are doing every time you speak..."
Wang Xu said, "What's the matter with me? I'm the same age as your sister Shang, and senior sister Yan took the initiative to pick me up." He tossed his hair coquettishly: "I like to be passive."
William really wanted to throw up in the trash can by the bus stop, but he held back.
Wang Xu suddenly thought of something again: "That's not right, the girlfriend who broke up with you not long ago...wasn't it with a minor..."
William replied embarrassingly: "Why do I feel that the more I talk about this conversation, the more my personal privacy will be exposed..." His expression was gloomy, and he answered irrelevantly, obviously not yet completely out of that relationship.
Wine and meat friends and women, in this naked society, as long as you have money, these guys will come to you immediately, but when you are in trouble and it is too late to say goodbye, they will say goodbye to you.
Life is scattered, every ten years, look back, how many new faces have appeared by your side, and how many familiar faces have quietly gone away.
In fact, the world is full of banquets that never leave. I think it’s just a certain person who left, but after he leaves, there will be more people. Each of them has their own life, their own guests, maybe you are at someone else’s banquet. In, but also with a familiar face intersection.
It turns out that there is only one table in the world that never leaves, and everyone is just a passerby.
"Call..." A bus opened the door.
Wang Xu motioned for William to follow. At this time, the two of them had already started chatting about Elbert's privacy. This is the first time Wang Xu heard that this guy had played in the Schalke 04 youth team before...
Because it was afternoon and it was not yet the rush hour, the bus was relatively empty, and they found two seats at the back. It took only two minutes for William to sit down, and the car didn't even stop, when his face suddenly changed: "Did you see..."
"The windshield is full of blood?" Wang Xu replied directly, "Of course I saw it, this car must have killed someone." He glanced at the ground and said to William: "Look .”
William looked down and saw a human head rolling past their feet...
"This kind of scene is small, and most people can't see it. Let's deal with it when we see it." Wang Xu took out a pack of tissues from his arms, took out a sheet, spread it out, rewritten and folded it into I drew a neat square, and then drew a few strokes on it with my saliva: "Look, this figure is the most basic, it can guide the earth-bound spirit to die, it can be drawn anywhere, if you find it troublesome, you can use it as a tattoo tattooed on the soles of the feet."
"Why don't you tattoo yourself on the soles of your feet?" William asked back.
"At the beginning, I wanted to tattoo the ghost valley Taoism and all known exorcism runes on my body, but later I found that the number was too large, and there were too many tattoos. If it was messed up, it would affect the efficacy, or it would explode... um... yes, Self-destruct."
They used a saliva-stained tissue to deal with the ghost on the car, and after a few stops, they got off in front of a park.
"This is where you want to bring me?" William asked looking at the harmonious scene in front of him.
"Last night, the news reported that there was a supernatural event in this place, didn't you know?" Wang Xu asked.
William replied, "Since when did you start watching the news?"
"Of course it's since the very pretty big sister started hosting."
William basically guessed that he would get this kind of answer, and he said, "Then shall we stand here and wait for it to get dark?"
"Cut... It's too amateurish. There are almost as many ghosts and ghosts in the daytime as in the night." Wang Xu said, "This is the time to test you. I will follow you and don't help. Let's see how successful you can be. "
William nodded, "Okay." He was about to move forward when he saw a few familiar faces. He immediately turned his head to Wang Xu and said, "Well... have you seen them?"
Wang Xu asked, "What did you see?" He really didn't see anything.
William pointed to the two vans less than 20 meters away from them, and the men next to the van who were carrying equipment down: "They..."
Wang Xu also looked over, his expression instantly changed as if he drank expired milk, because he also knew these guys...
"Falcon, Falcon, I am Black Panther, please answer, OVER..."
"This is Falcon, we've arrived, OVER..."
A total of five men got off from the two cars. These guys who are close at hand are talking on the walkie-talkie and still using the three vulgar codes of falcon and black panther. That's right... They are the Discovery Channel of S City, the number one audience. , its hilarious and chilling level kills the ace program group that approaches science... The Ghost Commando.