This year’s winter seems to have come very early, and the temperature has dropped to nearly zero in early December. On such a cold Sunday morning, the most difficult thing is to climb out of the bed...
Gu Chen lives in the dormitory allocated by the hospital. The house left to him by his parents was sold when he was thirteen years old. Strictly speaking, he has been homeless for ten years.
At six o'clock this morning, his alarm clock started ringing, and a full minute later, a hand stretched out from under the blanket, felt around, searched around, then grabbed a piece of clothing, and quickly dragged it into the blanket Then there was the sound of a person struggling to get dressed under the blanket, and five minutes later, that hand stretched out again...
This repeated process lasted for nearly half an hour. When Gu Chen lifted the quilt and came out, he had already put on all his clothes and pants, even his coat and shoes.
It is undeniable that although this method is naive, it is very effective. During this slow dressing process, the cold clothes have become the same temperature as the bed, and after half an hour of tossing, the human body temperature has gradually risen. Minimizes the pain of waking up in winter mornings.
After Gu Chen got up, he still had the sleepwalking face. He went into the bathroom and put a basin of hot water. The basin was very large and the water was very full.
He squeezed the toothpaste, held the toothbrush in one hand, and a bar of soap in the other, and plunged into the water. His morning wash was carried out in this stuffy water...
A colleague once saw him doing this and thought he was going to commit suicide. When asked, Gu Chen replied: "It is a waste of resources to use running water for things like brushing teeth and washing face. I can save energy and time in this way. If you want to enjoy yourself, you will be drowned."
From then on, no one dared to enter Gu Chen's room...
In fact, Gu Chen would never get up so early during his rest days, but today he had to get up, because the newcomer evaluation assembly and preliminaries were scheduled for eight o'clock in the morning.
Undoubtedly, this time made Gu Chen very unhappy. As a genius with a rather eccentric personality, there are always countless reasons to be unhappy about one thing or another, so Gu Chen went downstairs with a feeling of displeasure and sat on his seat. The Honda car drove to the destination.
After the death of Mophead, the police disposed of his belongings. It may be because he has no relatives and no reason, so he wrote a will at a young age. The content is very simple. After his death, he donated all his property. That's right, he Who can leave it to
Apart from the deposit of more than 100,000 yuan, the mop head only has this Honda car. Since the children who cannot read books do not need donations such as cars for the time being, this car will be auctioned as a fixed asset. Gu Chenhua I bought this "unlucky" second-hand car for 40,000 yuan.
When Gu Chen drove to the door of this restaurant named "Second Brother BBQ", the parking spaces were almost all occupied, and the inconvenience of parking made him feel even more unhappy.
"There are so many people coming to eat barbecue early in the morning... Aren't you afraid that your blood lipids will exceed the standard..." He squinted and walked into the shop with a contemptuous expression.
Although Er Ge BBQ is not a big name, this restaurant is definitely good, and it is also considered a little famous in S City, with a spacious and tidy environment, considerate service, and most importantly, delicious taste. Gu Chen was not happy to return, but his bad personality destined him to participate in this trip.
"Here, here!" Lu Ping stood up and waved to Gu Chen.
Gu Chen sat down listlessly, and the first thing he said was: "Waiter, let me have a catty of chicken hearts to appetize."
Lu Ping is usually a slovenly, sloppy old man, but when Gu Chen sat here, he still had the urge to get under the table.
"Don't be too busy eating, let me tell you about the situation here."
"I eat mine, you say yours... Mmm! This ingredient and seasoning powder are really good, and you can't get them anywhere else."
Lu Ping had no choice but to continue, "The three over there are the referees this time. The one in his forties is King Zhitu of Biancheng, whose real name is Bi Xiaoyi; It's Taishan Wang Jiutianduan, whose real name is Dong He; the one who looks similar to me is Dushi Wang Yezhuan, whose real name is Huang You."
"Why do I think he is much more handsome than you?" Gu Chen dipped the half-baked chicken heart into the sauce and stuffed it into his mouth.
"I mean age and style!"
"Hey, he is also a sloppy uncle in his thirties, why is he so handsome..."
Lu Ping really wanted to jump up and strangle Gu Chen to death, but he was also the King of Hades, and there were so many people here, so he had to take care of his image as an expert, after all, the blood chain of the King of Five Senses still had a very strong reputation.
So he continued with bruised veins on his head: "That old man is Sun Lang, the grandfather of the Sun family. He is known as the God of Ten Thousand Beasts, and he is a senior man comparable to Uncle Wu."
"In terms of age, they are indeed about the same age. They are both half-buried in the soil."
"You're talking too loudly..."
Gu Chen amplified his voice and replied: "You old man, he has a nervous breakdown and can't sleep, so he mobilizes a large group of people to get up early in the morning to eat barbecue, and he is not afraid of fatty liver."
The ghost hunters at the next table almost choked to death when they heard these words. Lu Ping directly used the urine escape and rushed to the bathroom. Sun Lang stroked his beard and smiled in the distance, continuing to talk to the people next to him. , he tried to pretend he didn't hear it, but he did hear it, very clearly.
Before the game started, Sun Lang remembered Gu Chen as a vicious newcomer, firstly because this guy didn't know how to respect the elderly, and secondly because he was really seen through, and he became a little angry from embarrassment.
Two hours later, just when the boss "Second Brother" wanted to come out to talk to Gu Chen in person, so that he would not kill all the meat in the store, Gu Chen seemed to be full, so he asked the waiter to make tea for himself, and asked the waiter to make tea for him. Everyone in the audience breathed a sigh of relief. It is really rare in the world for someone who can eat such a bad taste in a buffet barbecue.
"Everyone, I think everyone has eaten enough." Sun Lang glanced at Gu Chen meaningfully, and his words were obviously meant to hurt him, "Because I don't want to disturb the boss's official business at noon, so I am here I booked here in the morning, and it’s almost noon now, so let’s get to the point.”
"This explanation is superfluous..." Gu Chen seemed to be talking to himself, his voice was very soft, but it was heard by most people...
"Well... I will now announce the content of this year's newcomer evaluation preliminaries." Sun Lang changed the topic a little awkwardly: "There are a total of 120 newcomers present. The sixty-four tokens, and then gather at the designated place on the token to advance, as for where the token is and what it looks like, all the clues must be obtained by yourself, so, start now."
As soon as he finished speaking, most of the people in the shop went to the shop. The owner of the barbecue shop was relieved to see this group of weird guys rushing out of more than a hundred at once. , Obviously nonsense, so many teenage faces, and a group of ferocious middle-aged people, how could they be fishing enthusiasts, it is very similar to the underworld.
"You just sit here and don't move, is there another trick?" Lu Ping said to Gu Chen.
Gu Chen yawned and replied, "I'm still a little hungry..."