"Boss, these two are it!" A man in a suit nodded and said with a bow.
The big boss lying on the hospital bed nodded when he heard the words: "Well, you did a good job, you go out first!" After speaking, he looked at the two people who could kill ghosts that his subordinates had found.
One is an old man, with white hair and beard, especially the long beard, which looks a bit immortal; the other, very young, doesn't look like someone who deals with ghosts!
Brows furrowed, the big boss cast a glance at the young man, thinking, maybe this is a liar, but whatever, use it first when you invite it, it's just a matter of money.
After a pause, the big boss said to the two: "You two, it's like this, my injury was caused by the evil ghost, so I want to ask you to kill the ghost for me."
The old man glanced at the big boss and snorted: "It's just trauma, it has nothing to do with ghosts, don't lie to the old man! However, seeing that your Yintang is dark, you have indeed encountered something unclean!"
Hearing this, the big boss looked embarrassed, well, these injuries were indeed caused by himself, who was too frightened and fled and fell, but when he heard the back, he was pleasantly surprised, the old man was right, well, it seems This old man has real ability and can deal with ghosts.
The attitude of the big boss now also improved, and he laughed embarrassedly and said: "I laughed, I laughed, this injury, although not directly caused by ghosts, but also caused by ghosts indirectly!"
"En!" The old man nodded slightly when he heard the words, and then said, "Tell me, what's going on?"
"It's like this!" The big boss immediately told what happened to the little boss in ktv and his own. Of course, he didn't say why the ghosts were looking for them.
After listening to his words, the old man stroked his beard and asked, "Don't be sloppy, you bastard. Do you know each other?"
The big boss immediately smirked with a guilty conscience. Seeing the old man's expressionless face, he said embarrassingly: "This, in fact, this ghost has something to do with us, so he came to seek revenge on us!"
As soon as the word revenge came out, the old man still couldn't understand what was going on? Looking at the big boss with a look of contempt, he said, "I don't want to pay attention to your shitty things. As for this ghost. If he dares to harm others, I will naturally accept him."
The big boss twitched the corners of his mouth and nodded again and again. He said with a smile: "Then, this reward~" This old man really made people so embarrassed, why did he have to ask. However, see if he can solve the ghost. He is still flattering, this is an expert, maybe he will need it in the future.
As for the young man on the side, sorry. It has long been forgotten by everyone.
"No need! Money is something outside the body!" The old man turned his sleeves down and refused the reward, which made the big boss feel more and more like a master.
The big boss thinks, such an expert. Don't offend, you have to flatter yourself. In the future, if you meet a ghost again, it will be easier to find someone. He turned his eyes and said, "I'm so sorry, otherwise, you always belong to a gym, and I can make a small contribution to the gym."
When he heard the gym, the old man was silent for a moment, and finally nodded slowly: "That's okay, the old man is from the Derong gym."
When he got the name of the gym, the big boss was overjoyed. That's great. If you know where the gym is, everything will be fine. If there is any problem in the future, you can go directly to the old Taoist priest.
"I don't know, how is this old gentleman going to deal with that ghost?" At this time, the young man next to him spoke, staring at the old man with burning eyes.
This young man is a nomad. He followed Xiaowan's method and came directly to the big boss. If the big boss couldn't invite anyone, then he would just put on a big show by himself. If the big boss invited someone else, then he Just like a shit stick.
Hearing the nomad talking, the big boss and the old man looked at each other in unison.
The big boss frowned, the old man should have the real ability, then this young man, can he get out of the way, but I don't know if this young man has the ability, in case he rashly let him go and annoy him What should he do? Well, it's better to be safe and spend some money to not offend anyone.
Before the big boss could think clearly, the old man looked at the nomad, his eyes flashed with light, looked up and down the nomad and sighed: "This little friend, you seem a little unusual, as for the ghost you said, naturally Yes, if he is more honest, if he is overbearing, if he is not honest, he will be beaten directly."
The nomad grinned, swept the big boss and said, "It's not right for you to do this!"
Hearing this, the old man raised his eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong, the evil ghost will naturally have to accept it!"
"Evil ghost?" Nomad raised his finger and shook it, "I can't see it, and you can guess it when you think about it. This ghost should have been killed by the boss in front of him. The ghost is just here to seek revenge. It's nothing. Devil!"
"So what! Humans are human, ghosts are ghosts, people are punished by law if they make mistakes, ghosts can't harm people without permission, and I will naturally take care of ghosts who want to harm people." Very bullshit look.
The big boss broke into a cold sweat, feeling, this young man is also a powerful master, but fortunately, fortunately, the old Taoist's thoughts are towards people, if it is towards the poor dead ghost, then he can only wait. The devil has come to harm.
Nomad gave Lao Dao a meaningful glance and sneered: "Who told you that this evil ghost is here to harm people, he just wants to kill his murderer and surrender himself, waiting for the punishment of the law? You can ask, this boss harmed people. How many people have been, how many wicked things have been done, and now it’s not like eating, drinking, sleeping, and staying in a hospital is such a luxury!”
sweat! The big boss was speechless, and continued to wipe away his sweat, thinking: What kind of identity is this young man, he seems to know a lot of things about me! And what this means is that he is on the side of the ghost. Damn, the old Taoist won't be brainwashed by him and ignore me!
Lao Dao glanced at the senior ward, and frowned slightly: "I can't manage such things. I'm only responsible for collecting ghosts and not letting them harm people!"
"Okay, then let me tell you, this ghost doesn't hurt people, do you still want to accept him?" Seeing the old way of thinking so stubborn, the nomad simply spread his hands and asked directly.
"This!" The old man hesitated, he glanced at the big boss, and knew in his heart that the big boss must not be a good person, but. Is this ghost really harmless? He looked at the nomads suspiciously and asked, "You keep saying that this ghost is harmless, what evidence do you have to prove what you said?"
"Evidence, of course!" Nomad showed his white teeth and smiled, and then said, "Do you know why Boss Zhao invited people to collect ghosts and only invited the two of us?"
"Why?" Lao Dao is also very strange. Although there are not many people in this world who can deal with ghosts, there are not many, at least people in his gym can. Moreover, the brothers and disciples are all out and about to practice. It stands to reason that there should be a lot of fellow students in this big city, why didn't Boss Zhao invite others. just find him.
Nomad snapped his fingers and said, "Because other than you and me, everyone else was stopped by ghosts. As for you, it was an accident."
Ghostly bad! The old man's eyes instantly glared bigger than a cowbell. This man actually knew the ghost, this and this. The identity of this man!
Surprised in his heart, the old man hurriedly asked, "Who are you?"
"I don't know, have you heard of the transitional ghosts!" Nomad rolled his eyes and threw out Fu Xiaowan's identity.
Listen to the ghost man. The old man was shocked, and then immediately frowned and retorted: "As far as I know, all ghosts are women!"
"That's right. Ghost crossing people are all women, and I am a friend of ghost crossing people. Ghost crossing person is currently injured, so I left this matter to me." Nomad nodded proudly, he didn't lie about this. However, the name of the ghost man is really easy to use, this old man knows it!
"So it is!" The old man suddenly realized, no wonder he was able to call the ghost messenger. If he was a ghost man, he could indeed do this. Since it is a ghost man, then the ghost is absolutely harmless, just to avenge his grievance. The backstage is tough, he better not get involved in this.
After thinking about it, Lao Dao looked at Nomad, his face softened, and said with a smile: "This is really a big water flushing the Dragon King Temple, it turned out to be a friend of the ghost traveler, then I will not participate in this matter." After he finished speaking, he looked at the sluggish big boss and said coldly, "This is the end of this matter, and you don't need to pay any more."
After Lao Dao finished saying this, he smiled at Nomad and left the ward.
go, go? The old priest is gone! The big boss has been petrified.
What did these two people say? Ghosts, ghosts, ghosts, such a profound and terrifying topic.
The big boss was still shocked by what he heard, when he saw the old Taoist left without looking back. Don't go, the price is negotiable!"
Of course, people have long gone away, and even if they haven't gone far, they will not pay attention to him when they hear this.
The big boss's mouth is still open to type 0, he thinks it's incredible, it's too reversed, why is it good, the Taoist priest left, yes, it was this man who did the harm, he said a lot to the Taoist leader. long gone.
His eyes became angry, and Boss Zhao glared at Nomad, but his face changed in the next second, and he begged: "Master, master! Help me, I don't want to die, how much do you want, and I can ask for a price. Give!"
It's not that Boss Zhao is cowardly, but that people like the Taoist priest are soft on this man, so what can he do as an ordinary person? Moreover, listening to the conversation just now, this person can still mobilize the ghost, that is the legendary bull-headed horse face, if it annoys the man, will there be a bull-headed horse face to hook his soul!
"Don't want to die?" Nomad raised his eyebrows and stared at Boss Zhao with a playful smile.
Boss Zhao nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, his eyes full of pleading, who wants to die
"Boss Zhao, do you know? If you are killed by a ghost, you can't go to hell. It's better than hell, you can't be reborn again. There are only two results waiting for you. One is to be swallowed by other ghosts and disappear completely. Yes, be a lonely ghost for a lifetime." Nomads began to deceive people.
devoured? To be a lonely ghost? Boss Zhao fought a cold war, thinking that these two endings sounded terrible, he shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, I don't want to do this, didn't you say just now that this ghost doesn't harm people? Then how can I be ghosted? kill?"
I have to say that the big boss is really good at using his brain, otherwise he wouldn't have made so much money.
Nomad's mouth lifted, and he laughed: "Of course you won't be killed by ghosts, but after you die, you will enter the eighteenth hell, and you will be punished for anything you do. There are more evils that go up the knife mountain and down the frying pan."
Go to hell! Daoshan oil pan! Boss Zhao's pupils shrank and his body trembled.
Yes, there are ghosts, so there must be eighteen layers of hell. He has done so many sins, and then going to hell after death is not going to be a skin cramp!
His hands began to tremble, and the big boss didn't know what to think. He didn't know it before, but he was not afraid, but now he knows that these things do exist, and they are all real. He was afraid.
He couldn't imagine being tortured in hell after his death. It's scary to think about things like going up the knife mountain and down the oil pan!
"What? Scared?" Nomad said sarcastically, and then threw out another good news. "Actually there is another way!"
There is a way? The big boss was overjoyed and hurriedly asked, "What can I do?"
Nomad said jokingly: "I just said going to hell, that is for people who died without being punished by the law. If they are punished by the law, then after going to hell, the crime will be reduced a lot. It is even said that all the crimes are eliminated. , you can reincarnate directly."
Being punished by the law, this means that he should surrender himself!
The big boss's face stiffened and he hesitated. This ghost, hell, sounds really scary, but that's all after death. And the man just now said that Cao Zhuang's ghost will not kill him. At most, it is to scare and scare.
So, does he need to worry about the afterlife? He should take good care of the present, should he enjoy it, should he have fun
The big boss, who was completely broken in his bones, had such a ridiculous idea. Seeing the struggling look of the big boss, the nomad sneered, turned around and left the ward. Next, let's see how the big boss chooses.
If he is tricked into turning himself in, then everything will be fine. If he doesn't turn himself in, then there is still a lot to do. And that little lawyer, well, it's time to scare him.
As for the little boss, hehe, if you frighten him again, he will definitely turn himself in.
The big boss was still struggling with how to choose, and he didn't notice the nomad's departure. When he gave up thinking in discouragement, he looked up and saw that the master was gone, and he immediately slumped.
How to do? Can't invite people to kill ghosts, does he really want to turn himself in? No, he didn't want to, he was still young and had a lot of good days to come! But if he doesn't surrender, Cao Zhuang's ghost will continue to haunt him!
His eyes darkened, the big boss clenched his fists and didn't know how to choose. Suddenly, his fists loosened, he laughed and said to himself: "It's really stupid, since Cao Zhuang can only scare me but can't kill me, I Why worry about his existence, just ignore him."
In a blink of an eye, the big boss had already made a decision. If Cao Zhuang would kill him, he naturally chose to turn himself in, but now that he knew that Cao Zhuang would not kill him, what would he be afraid of if he would not die, he would just be Cao Zhuang. Strong scare is a prank.
After waiting for a day, the nomad who didn't see the big boss turn himself in naturally understood the big boss's choice, looked at the two girls with a wry smile and said, "I didn't expect that this boss Zhao's mind is really unusual, and he is not afraid of ghosts, and he is not afraid of going to hell. !"
Xing Yun also sighed in surprise: "It's true, I'm not afraid of death. Maybe, he thinks it's better to grasp the moment, and he doesn't bother to care about things after death!"
"There's definitely something wrong with this person's thinking!" Fu Xiaoya thought it was incredible. Ordinary people would have been frightened by such a fright, but this big boss is really not an ordinary person!
"Then next?" Nomad raised his eyebrows and glanced at Cao Zhuang, who was beside him, and laughed evilly.
Seeing this, the two girls also grinned.
Xing Yun pursed his lips and said with a smile: "Why do I think we are just having fun!"
"That's right, and it's very fun to play!" Fu Xiaoya replied secretly.
Nomad laughed: "Next, isn't it just playing! Don't worry about the little boss, he wanted to surrender himself, probably because he was persuaded by the big boss. If the big boss surrendered, the little boss must be scared to surrender immediately. ."
"So, start with the lawyer and the big boss? Which one comes first?" Fu Xiaoya was eager to start.
Xing Yun suggested: "Since the big and small bosses have seen Cao Zhuang, then the lawyer can't be left behind, then let him go first!"
The three have always agreed that the next candidate is a lawyer, so the three discussed how to scare the lawyer, and by the way, they also discussed the game of the big boss.
In a so-and-so law firm, lawyer Lei was sitting at his desk leisurely playing computer games. There was nothing he could do. He didn't receive a case, so he had a lot of time and didn't know what to play, so he just played games to pass the time.
Suddenly, a call came, and Lawyer Lei answered the phone excitedly, then told the location of his office, hung up the phone, sorted himself out, and waited for the guest to come.
Ten minutes later, a man and a woman appeared with angry expressions on their faces.
"You two, what do you want to consult?" Lawyer Lei looked at the two of them and immediately thought that this case should be a divorce case. The two are going to divorce and then fight for property!
Sure enough, the woman - that is Xing Yun, glared at the man - nomadic, snorted and then looked at the lawyer and said, "Lawyer Lei, that's right, I'm a doctor with a high monthly salary, this is my husband, unemployed A homeless person, when I married him, he didn’t have a car, no house, no fart, he ate my clothes, wore my clothes, lived with mine, and used mine. It can be said that I raised him, but he was good. He was busy with my work. It's time to go out to find a woman, and not once or twice!"
Hearing this, the nomad mumbled dissatisfied, and explained to the lawyer: "Lawyer Lei, you can't blame me, you know, a man has a lot of needs, look at her, stay in the hospital all day, and sometimes go to the emergency room for one night. If you don't come back, I'll just go outside and find someone to vent."
Lawyer Lei took a look at Xing Yun and looked at it for a while. After the identification, she was a beautiful woman with high income and high IQ! Look at the nomads again, a piece of *silk, nothing but looks, no IQ, no income.
It's a pity that a lot of flowers are stuck on the cow dung! What a pity, what a pity!
"Look, he admitted it, he didn't look for a woman once or twice!" Xing Yun glared at him, pointed at the nomad angrily, and then said with a slow breath, "I'm a clean freak, materially I have a mental cleanliness, I can't bear to be with this dirty man again, I want a divorce!"
Nomad immediately showed a panicked look, stretched out his hand and grabbed Xing Yun's arm and shouted: "Wife, wife, I was wrong, give me another chance, I promise, I will never go to another woman again. "
"If it's dirty, it's dirty!" Xing Yun pushed the nomad's hand away with a look of disgust, then looked at Lawyer Lei and asked, "I came here to ask, in a situation like ours, the source of income for the family is all from me. I bought all the houses and cars that I earned, plus he cheated and derailed, do I still need to share the property with him after a divorce? I don’t want to give him a penny! Those are all my hard-earned money!”
A look of contempt flashed in Lawyer Lei's eyes, and then he asked Xing Yun without looking at the nomad: "When you say looking for another woman, do you mean living with another woman, or looking for a young lady?"
"Looking for Miss!" Xing Yun replied immediately.
"Did you buy your house and car before or after you got married?" Lawyer Lei continued to ask.
"The house was bought before marriage, and the car was bought after marriage!" Xing Yun replied directly, but added, "The money for the car was all paid by me, he has no money!"
Lawyer Lei said sympathetically: "The house you bought before marriage is your personal property and does not need to be divided, but the car and your current savings need to be divided! Of course, your savings before marriage is still yours, as long as you Can show relevant evidence to prove that the money was owned by you before you got married!"
"What!" Xing Yun roared, and then scolded, "Why, I earned that money, besides, he was the one who was sorry for me, he was the one who found a woman, why should I divide my property!"
"This whoring of prostitutes, ahem, doesn't count. If your husband is living with another woman, then he is at fault, and the property can be distributed less to him." Attorney Lei smiled bitterly, and he was also depressed Ah, such a scumbag, don't go to see the little sister in front of a beautiful wife, it's just stupid, but this fool can still divide the property, it makes him envious and jealous!
Seeing this, the nomad grinned and laughed silently. When he saw it, Xing Yun was angry and clapped his palm on the table, suddenly stood up, pointed at the nomad and scolded: "You dare to laugh, you are very Are you proud, want to divide the property? Dreaming? The big deal is not to divorce, from now on, I will not give you a penny, you have to spend money to earn it yourself!"
Lawyer Lei was stunned when he heard this, this woman is sturdy! But it doesn't seem to be good for her not to get a divorce. Could it be that she has been dragged down by a scumbag all her life? But let's get divorced, and the hard-earned money has to be distributed to scumbags. It seems that I am not reconciled! l