"Hello everyone, my name is Su Yan, a little ghost who just graduated from Jifu Guicha Vocational and Technical College, today I will show you my first ecstasy, don’t laugh, it’s true, of course, with you As I thought, isn’t it a black and white impermanence? No, people are superb ghosts, people who specialize in dealing with big things, and we trainee ghosts are soul-fixing, preventing the soul from wandering, and then waiting for ghosts. Just come and take the soul away.
Green hills and green waters, fragrant flowers and gentle breeze.
A young man wearing yellow linen, holding an ancient hair bun, and carrying a big bone stick was talking to himself.
He is about fifteen or six years old. He is dressed in sackcloth, curled up with small hairs, his face is sharply contoured, his eyebrows are slender and sharp, his eyes are piercing, and the breeze blows. Bright, drilled directly into the bushes on the right.
At the same time, when the teenagers were speaking, countless boring people on the earth and China were immersed in the major live broadcast platforms, yelling, rewarding, laughing, and excitedly living their amateur lives.
At this time, among the countless bustling live broadcast platforms, one named "Cheating Netherworld" quietly went online.
The underworld has been synonymous with eighteen layers of hell since ancient times. This is a pitfall. Perhaps because of the unique name of the live broadcast room, it quickly attracted a few curious viewers to click in, followed by their mobile computer screens. Here, a very clear picture is slowly presented.
In the picture, there are towering trees everywhere, under the bright sun, countless strange bird calls make people think that they have come to the African Amazon jungle, especially the vines in front of them that are like giant pythons entwined on the giant tree, the visual impact It's almost suffocating.
And a wretched young man wearing an old Baba yellow coat was holding a nearly one-meter-long big bone stick, vigorously, and speeded up his pace.
After watching for a while, an audience spoke.
[I'm going, this stick is so big, is it made of lime? 】
[Brother, the choice of the place is good, let's be with Mr. Bei, come and let the photographer show up, let me see if he is as wretched as you. 】
[I want to report the crime. Someone hunted and killed the country cherishes animals, and after that, they would put their bones on their shoulders to show off. Think of you as a crazy primitive, anchor, send me two posts! 】
[Brothers won’t really go abroad anymore, I feel that this giant tree is bigger than Amazon’s, local tyrants, foreign traffic is very expensive, it seems that it’s really costly, and your device, high-definition, good signal, What brand? 】
After several audience members sent out the bullet screen, a few lines of words floated in front of the boy's eyes, and a smile suddenly appeared on his excited face. He looked around and looked for a flat place. Then he placed the bone stick on the ground and wiped his head. Khan squatted down, turned to the camera, and said with a smile: "Welcome dear viewers. My name is Su Yan. I am a ghost ghost in Pingyang City these days."
[A ghost? Haha, this status is good, what about your ecstatic iron chain? By the way, can ghosts come out in broad daylight? The sun above your head must be fake! 】
[One dog and one knife at the start, all equipment depends on picking up, big brother, where's Ahuang in your house? 】
Su Yan sighed, shrugged his nose vigorously, swallowed, then looked at the sky, and then relieved.
"Don't always think about why you are so unlucky. If you think about why you are so unlucky, but you also saw it, I didn't expect to be here after knocking my head. I was still bored copying documents to the female boss a second ago. The next second will appear here. Three months later, Lao Tzu has already traveled to this world for three months. These three months, all spent in the dark ghost training school, finally came out today."
【puff! Ghost training, can you tell me something, come on, call your ghost colleague out for a look! 】
[Anchor, are you in that 旮旯林子? The scenery is really good, share a location, and I will pick you up another day. 】
Su Yan knew that the audience did not believe it. In fact, in the past three months, sometimes even he felt a little confused. Is this a dream? Maybe next time he opens his eyes, he will appear in a small company, living a bland and yet unremarkable life. A solid life.
In fact, when you think about it carefully, he may have been electrocuted, but he felt it was impossible. He was electrocuted by the leakage of the copier. It is estimated that he was the first person in history. Anyway, when he woke up again, he was already in a very delicate situation. In the room.
The quaint scented wooden bed, the whitish and a little torn curtain, made him sit up suddenly, and thoughts quickly flashed in his mind, which dynasty is this, who am I, and who is it? body of.
However, it seems that the family is very poor, the same as in the novel, and then rely on a little bit to make a fortune, get promoted and raise salary, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. Thinking about it, there is still a little excitement.
No, it's over. I study accounting and don't know anything about history. He doesn't know everything about the Four Books and Five Classics, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, playing and singing. This is the rhythm of starving to death.
Just when he begged his grandpa to tell his grandma to find the golden finger that was'hidden' in him, a man with a scumbag face and a face that looked like Zhong Kui walked in.
Su Yan was stunned. This wouldn't be his cheap'father'. This looks too bold. Su Yan can guarantee that he must have no mother, either he died or ran away.
"I forgot everything, I can't remember it!" According to the past routines, the first time the traverser arrives in the'guidi', the beginning is such a sentence, in fact, Su Yan has reason to suspect that he is a fake traverser. This way of opening is wrong, whether it's a golden finger or the memory of this body, I don't have any memory at all.
Su Yan's words made the bearded man who had just come in a stunned: "You haven't drunk Mengpo soup, it's impossible to lose your memory!"
Su Yan was surprised: "Meng Po Tang? Where is this place?"
"Hell!"
"Netherworld? Brother, don't make trouble!" Su Yan looked at the quaint house again and said.
The beard seems to understand something: "Men and women under the age of 30 from the 21st century think that they are crossing. My name is Hunli. I specialize in looking for ghosts of good quality to become ghosts. After you die unexpectedly, there will be no ghosts. It’s good to be able to go to the underworld by yourself, and you’ve worked hard in a post before you died... Let’s go!"
Seeing that this is a headhunter and a scout, Brother Li began to chatter, Su Yan was confused and finally understood that he was given the wrong person by their life and death book. The innocent people lying on the gun, the dead souls are still live. It's very difficult. In order not to affect their year-end assessment, they simply made mistakes and gave Su Yan the status of a ghost by the way, which was regarded as a gag.
After a while, he and the ghosts here are very familiar, otherwise he will give you the coercive lure of a beast to reincarnate, Su Yan promised in tears, by the way, after three months of training in the Guicha Vocational and Technical College, he will formally take an internship.
Many colleagues who graduated together went to different planes, and they were directly kicked to a place that he hadn't figured out yet for internship.
The internship period is three years. After three years, when you change places, Su Yan just wants to quickly finish the three years and see if he can be transferred back to the 21st century. He still has his fiancé waiting for him! (End of this chapter)