The King of Hades told you to die at five watchdogs and you will not survive the third watch. You were too caught off guard and too unprepared. It was because you were careless. Last time I saw Guichai at Hu’s house, I saw him, so I should prepare early. .
Su Yan rode Xiao Hei hurriedly to Yunhezi. He didn't expect to meet acquaintances in this high and dense forest. It's just why he was sitting on the ground without even looking at himself. This time, he didn't. Invisible.
"Hi, Chief Dao, can you buy something from you?" Su Yan shouted happily.
Yun Hezi's face was gray and desperate, and this really complied with the sentence: If you want money, you are going to block the road. What else to buy, just take it away.
It's a pity that he has been doing nothing for a lifetime, and when it comes, the one who can't let go is the teacher of the gods on the hill next door, but he never has the chance to see her for the last time.
"Dao Master, what expression do you look like, I'm not a force to buy or sell, are you so reluctant, I have money." Su Yan suddenly became unhappy, who is this? Woolen cloth.
"Look, I have money!" Su Yan took out a copper from the treasure bag and dangled it in front of Yun Hezi.
Yun Hezi’s face turned from white to red in an instant: "Too bullying. I, Yun Hezi, have been devoted to the Tao for so many years, and often do good deeds. I didn’t expect that my life was only worth such a large sum of money. The rewards offered by ordinary bandits are higher than this, which is different from being worthless."
"It turns out that my whole life has failed like this. When I get to the bottom, how can I have the face to see Master and your ancestors!" When he thought of this, Yun Hezi couldn't help but feel sad, and tears suddenly fell. Lose.
Su Yan was immediately taken aback. How stubborn Yun Hezi was? Shouldn't he just buy a piece of clothing? He always needs a suit for his own fortune teller. Yun Hezi's clothes are too suitable.
I'm not a robber, and I paid for it. Even if you don't want to sell, you won't cry. People who are dozens of years old are really going back.
For people like him, I think that every day I fart, I want to recycle it, let it go, let it go, and recycle it.
Half an hour later, Su Yan wore a newly acquired Taoist uniform, and rode on Xiao Hei again with a humming, and under a big tree, there was only a naked Yunhezi's arms left. He embraced his chest and burst into tears.
"I'm not dead, haha, I'm not dead, haha..."
It stands to reason that as a ghost, he cannot change his clothes. Otherwise, Su Yan would not spend so many soul stars to redeem a new uniform for himself. However, the booklet "This Is Fate" this time was also short-lived. The ability to make a new face, consume soul power to maintain is one aspect, and the time is only a few hours.
But when he thinks of the wonderful life of Brother Hu and Sister Yuhe, Su Yan is also open to it, and he has to act casually.
Two hours later, after Su Yan ordered another person's soul, taking advantage of the idle time, he began to set up a stall.
Because of Yun Hezi’s Taoist clothes, Su Yan already looks a lot like him, but unfortunately he didn’t find a pair of black glasses and dog skin plasters. However, after such a short time, Su Yan didn’t know where he got the flag. There are four dog crawling words on it.
I originally wanted to write Su Banxian or Living God, but the audience rejected it. It's too vulgar, at least it must have a very eye-catching name.
This was what an audience called the "fairy guide", but after seeing Su Yan's words, the whole live broadcast room was called a contempt, so that Su Yan almost couldn't write the last ligature.
This really corresponds to the sentence: When God closes a door for you, he will also use the door to hold your mind.
On the streets of Pingyang City, where people come and go, a young man comes here wearing a somewhat large yellow dress. He has a flag in his right hand and three words: Immortal guides the way, a pure copper bell in his left hand, one step at a time. shake.
"Fortunetelling by looking at the hexagram, sincerity is the spirit. It is not that I can't tell, but you are not sincere!"
Su Yan felt very excited. At first, his voice was a bit small, but when he realized that no one was paying attention, his voice was louder.
"Fortune-telling by looking at the hexagram, sincere is the spirit. It is not that I can't tell, but you are not sincere!" Su Yan shouted again.
Su Yan looks very young. For fortune-telling, believers generally look for those with white hair and rich experience. When Su Yan shouted for almost an hour, there were still no customers coming.
[Will it work? You need a loudspeaker! 】
[Haha, the anchor will turn on the horn when the time comes: Recycle old refrigerators and old TVs...]
[It's not right, it should be a scissor, a kitchen knife! 】
[Also, take your hair away! 】
[Collect day lily! 】
[It's all Li Shizhen's skin. 】
…
Su Yan also felt a period of decline. The typical teacher is not good. Where is there a theater group, or else get some beard belts.
But at this moment, an old man wearing a gray cloth gown also holding a flag was blocked in front of Su Yan.
"Boy, which road, do you know whose street is?"
Looking at the middle-aged man with a mole next to his nose, Su Yan looked around and pointed at himself last.
"Uncle, will you talk to me again?"
Seeing this stupid job grabber in front of him, the middle-aged man’s eyes lit up suddenly: “It’s nothing, it’s all from the same root, why don’t you be too anxious about it, let me come, let’s say, give You impart some experience."
"Thank you, senior!" Su Yan followed him into an alley with joy.
At the time of the cup of tea, Su Yan patted his clothes and came out. At this moment, besides his original clothes, he also has a cloth bag on his shoulder. There are four coins in the bag, a peach wood sign, a compass, and a little bit. Look at the hexagram booklet, and an old tortoise shell.
Don't mention how similar Su Yan is now.
Turning his head and looking at the remote alley, Su Yan showed a sadness on his face: "Amitabha, a dead fellow is not dead, this street, now I have the final say, the god of boundlessness!"
"Wait, this guest officer, the poor Taoist temple is going to be dark in the hall, and there may be accidents. If there are dozens of silver patterns, the poor Tao will help you..."
"Fuck the calf, dare to curse me again, be careful I beat you!"
"Don't be angry about that objective. I was joking with you just now. I was not surprised or surprised. I see the skeletons of the guest officer, rare in a century. He is a martial arts genius without a single chance. It depends on you to maintain world peace. Now, I have this secret book "Awei Eighteen Styles". Seeing that I have a fate with you, I will sell you five taels of silver!"
"Hey, little sister, I think your palms are pure and white. You are really good at it. The young girl should count her. The girl should be sixteen years old. She hasn't been married yet. Oh, girl, you are missing me in your life. !"
Girl: Fuck you little, dare to eat my old mother's tofu, tell you, my old mother has three children, today, my old mother has fallen blood mold, and you are the fifth when you meet someone like you! "
……
In the morning, Su Yan was almost scratching his mouth, and he didn't open his mouth. What happened to this world, everyone is so smart? Didn't it mean that people in ancient times were very simple, why is it so difficult to fool
Thank you again for the 100 rewards from the boss of'Cai Mingxin', thank you. (End of this chapter)