Ghostbusters Live Ascension

Chapter 38: Run the train with your mouth full

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At this moment, Su Yan completely let go, and started running the train with his mouth full: "These three religions are fighting for the power of the beliefs of sentient beings. They use whatever means privately. For example, this is a great old man. It is people who support them. Teach, then instruct that horn to launch an uprising in the world.

Oops, this can't be done, so elucidating and intercepting teachings also went down to support their own forces, and gradually formed the situation of the three kingdoms of Wei, Shu and Wu. "

After Su Yan's words were finished, everyone heard it with gusto. It turned out that in order to fight for faith, the gods also participated in the war on earth, which was terrible.

After listening to the people in the live broadcast room, they all directly sent a sentence: I will spit you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!

This young man didn't need to write drafts directly. He lived for decades. Among the population, he did not look at the Water Margin or the Three Kingdoms. It turned out that the Three Kingdoms was formed in this way. Is he living in vain

Su Yan was very excited, and put aside the many complaints in the live broadcast room, and continued to eloquently said: "These three countries are attacking each other, and I don’t know how many people died. In the end, Wei Guomin, supported by the interpretation and education, was killed. The State of Shu supported by the People’s Education and the State of Wu supported by the Jiejiao.”

However, after the praying mantis catches the cicada and the oriole, in the end the victorious Wei state was replaced by the Jin state. It turned out that Sima Yi of the Jin state turned out to be the reincarnation of the Western leader.

Since then, the three religions have declined and Western religions have prospered. "

"Hey" everyone sighed together, fighting each other for so many years, but in the end it made others cheaper, sad, sigh!

In the live broadcast room, everyone vomited blood has already begun to take the basin, Su Yan continued to talk, I don't know how many people's three views will completely collapse.

It turned out that all they learned were fake history.

Su Yan coughed twice, and one of the brothers immediately offered a cup of hot tea to make Su Yan moisten his throat.

Su Yan nodded with satisfaction. Ruzi can teach!

After drinking the tea, under everyone’s eyes, Su Yan wrangled again: "The fruits of hard work are cheaper for others. How can the Three Religions be willing? The good thing is that the richest Nanzhan Buzhou is still Taoist. Seeing that Western religions are constantly being laid out in the site, the gods played a scene. First, let Monkey King make trouble in the heavenly palace, and finally let the Buddha come forward to conquer and test the strength of the heavens. Taizong took the initiative to send people to the West to learn from the experience."

Although the Taoists have fallen, they still sent Marshal Canopy and General Rolling Blind as undercover agents to participate in this sutra study. Unexpectedly, I did not expect that they were brainwashed by Buddhism. After successful sutra study, a few people They all sealed the Buddha, and the Buddhist power increased greatly, and finally counterattacked the heavenly court.

That battle was fierce, and I don't know how many gods died. In the end, there were only 108 gods left in the sky. There was no choice but to go down to avoid disaster.

However, the Western religion is still chasing after it, and it has staged the previous method, secretly supporting Fang La, and only 36 people will be slaughtered by the 108, which is a pity. "

After listening, everyone sighed. Although there are many names that are still not well understood, they do not hinder their associations with the overall story.

Su Yan is still running the train: "The Monkey King who finally learned the truth deeply felt deceived, especially seeing the hypocrisy of Western religions, and in a rage made a noise in Lingshan. At this time, the future leader Maitreya took the opportunity to usurp the throne, and eventually both lost and Wukong was seriously injured. , Fled to the Qing ridge of the Great Desolate Mountain and turned into a stubborn stone.

Suddenly, a monk passed by and sighed when he saw this stubborn stone. It turned out that these two were actually the closed disciples of Bodhi Masters who were both Buddhist and Taoist.

Thinking of Brother Hero I, who had never experienced love, the two of them frowned, thinking about it. Why not let him go for a while in the world, experience the emotions of the world, and comprehend the whole life.

Therefore, the two took the stone to Jinling and reborn in Jia's family. In order to prevent him from forgetting his original intention, they shrank the stone into a piece of precious jade.

In the end, after experiencing the joys and sorrows of the world and the separation of life and death, Jia Baoyu finally had an epiphany and became the ancestor of ten thousand Buddhas! "

When Su Yan's story was finished, everyone started to applaud. It was too magnificent, but in the live broadcast room, it was surprisingly quiet.

[I just heard mine is the four masterpieces]

[It seems so, this brain hole...]

[Cao Xueqin, Wu Chengen, Luo Guanzhong, and Shi Naian's coffin plates can't hold down, they are here in a group, the anchor is careful! 】

[Anchor, apart from rewarding, we really have nothing to say. 】

"Next second, wait~, reward the anchor Chi Yanguo for 10 points for the soul star."

"Quietly smile, reward the anchor for a blood coagulation pill for 8 points for the soul star."

"Hey, Qinhai, who is waiting, reward two anchors, Longjincao, for 20 points for the soul star."

……

Haha, there was an unexpected gain!

After telling the story of Su Yan, although everyone listened to the ambiguity and didn’t understand many of them, they probably still understood the meaning. They were rewarded in a booze. There were a lot of smashed silver on the deck, which was even better than that of Li San. More.

These elder brothers are only giving rewards symbolically. After all, the temperament that Su Yan's clothes and looks exude from his own body all show the status of a wealthy family.

But the next moment, the air suddenly quieted, what they saw, such an outstanding person, even smiled, as if they had made a fortune, bent over and quickly picked up the money, and kept saying thank you, thank you, etc. .

what is this? This Xiongtai, you have made too much money for our noble circle.

Su Yan didn't care about it. He didn't expect to gossip, and he still had this windfall, but when he collected it, it was no less than forty taels.

Oh, I was a fortune teller a few days ago, so hard, I just flicked Chu Qinghan twelve taels, just these twelve taels, in the end they almost got their fate.

No, maybe I really want to transform, and this storytelling is also making money.

Su Yan didn't care about the dumbfounded and startled gazes of many young masters and young ladies.

After the money was collected, the crowd made another one. Su Yan hurriedly got out of his own Jianglang. Only this story is like this, and this time he pulled out.

It's ridiculous that although money needs to be earned, it can only be regarded as a part-time job. The job must be done well. It is fatal if it doesn't work well, and even the evil spirit takes shape and harms others. These causes and effects will still be counted on him.

Seeing Tang Fei with a smile not far away, Su Yan shook his head. The two brothers didn't know what virtue they had accumulated in their previous lives. Before they died, they had a female companion. They were romantic ghosts.

However, the difference is that one died in the sex, the other died in this ship, it is also a strange thing.

Su Yan looked at Ming Watch and quietly counted down... (End of this chapter)