When Su Xiaoman saw that I handed the liquor to Li Yang, he seemed relieved a lot, and then slowly closed the door and walked downstairs.
After she left, Li Yang picked up the liquor, unscrewed the lid, and took a sip.
In an instant, the whole room was full of wine.
After taking a bite, Li Yang took another sip and said: "Xiao Chuanzi, brother told you, don't trust women in this life. Once you believe in women, I will be your fate."
Yep
What does this have to do with believing in women
Then Li Yang should have seen my doubts, took a sip of white wine, and there were some tears in the corners of his eyes.
I don't know why, when I saw him crying, my first reaction was that Li Yang had a story, so I asked him what was going on.
He glanced at me deeply and slowly said: "A month ago, I discussed marriage with my girlfriend who had been talking for three years, and gave her 20 gold bars as a gift, and her family gave me Back to a wooden bed."
So stingy. Twenty gold bars make a betrothal gift before returning to a wooden bed. This is too much!
Right now, I asked him: "What happened later?"
He gave a wry smile, took a sip of wine, and said, "It became like this later."
In an instant, I felt like I was fooled. Isn't this story too ridiculous? It's gone
Right now, my face sank, and my tone improved a lot, "Li Yang, if you are like this, I don't think there is any need to talk about it."
When he heard this, he stared at me for a while, and said, "Xiao Chuanzi, if I tell you the truth, you must first promise me that you must help me with this matter."
I thought about it and said, "Okay!"
As soon as the voice fell, he looked ecstatic and said, "Retract!"
I glared at him, "Just talk about it!"
He awkwardly retracted his hand and said, "Xiao Chuanzi, you should have heard of yellow pine when you open a coffin shop?"
Upon hearing this, my face changed drastically, wipe it! This guy is so shameless!
Without any hesitation, I immediately stood up, grabbed him, took out the gold bars on his body, took a closer look, it was almost like gold bars, put it in my mouth and bit it, it felt exactly like gold.
However, I didn't dare to care, stared at the gold again, took out the lighter, slid, and burned against the gold bar.
In less than a few seconds, the gold bar appeared as I predicted, with a ray of fireworks.
Wipe, it really is.
It's no wonder that he gave the woman 20 pieces, and the other party just returned to a wooden bed. How can it be said that the woman is stingy? It's obviously that Li Yang is so fucking.
If you guessed it correctly, his so-called gold bars are actually nothing more than processed yellow pine wood.
And this yellow pine wood is golden in color, and its texture is fine, without the horizontal and vertical lines of ordinary wood. As long as the subsequent processing technology does not cause problems, it is difficult for ordinary people to distinguish it. It is because I claim to be quite good at wood. The ghosts who have studied were also deceived by this yellow pine wood.
This made me curse, "Grass, you want to marry someone else's daughter with twenty broken logs?"
He smiled awkwardly, and said, "Xiao Chuanzi, I don't want to, but the people in her family are too cruel. You don't know how vicious the bed is."
To be honest, I want to chase him out, and I am not interested in listening to him to continue, so I am going to chase him.
Then Li Yang should have seen what I meant and said hurriedly: "Xiao Chuanzi, first listen to me and finish the story about the bed. I'm sure you will not drive me away, you will go to my house right away."
For this kind of person, I really don’t want to talk about it, but that guy entangled me tightly, and he wanted to tell the matter through Jiu Jin. In his words, if this matter is not said, he will be ruined in his life. Up.
In desperation, I nodded and said: "Give you a chance to say three sentences."
He looked happy and hurriedly said: "The first sentence, the bed her family gave me, I just slept for one night, I had a strange dream, dreaming that I went to a hotel for dinner, there are so many hotels. people."
"The second sentence, I slept in that place for seven days, and had that kind of dream for seven days."
"In the third sentence, I wanted to throw away the bed, but found that the bed seemed to be frozen. I couldn't move it at all. I used an axe to chop it. The same is true."
After hearing these three sentences, my face sank, and there was only one thought in my heart, what a wicked bed, and I asked him: "Did someone touch the bed?"
He shook his head and said: "At first, I thought so too, so I asked my girlfriend's family to make a theory, but her family vowed to say that they were just sending a bed and it was impossible to do anything."
Listening to this, I was even more puzzled. If I didn't do anything, what happened to his bed
You should know that you usually go to a hotel to eat in your dreams, and there are ghosts in it. To put it bluntly, you usually don't want to eat in your dreams. Like him, he dreams of going to a hotel for seven nights. Just grab a meal with a ghost.
Just when I was stunned, Li Yang spoke again. He said, "Since I had that dream for seven consecutive nights, my body has become fatter, and even my appearance has changed unknowingly. The weird thing is…."
Having said that, I stopped talking, suddenly picked up the remaining white wine, and drank it in one shot. In less than three minutes, he vomited up, and the thing that he vomited was very evil, it was the kind of black soil. , There is a strong rancid smell.
This rancid smell is very much like the smell of a stinking water ditch that has accumulated for many years, especially in the black soil, and some white maggots with large pinholes can be vaguely seen wriggling.
As soon as I saw this, my stomach was churning and I almost didn't vomit it out. I dared to hesitate and drew a few tissues to cover it, then looked at Li Yang and found that he seemed to be collapsed, lying down. He was motionless on the sofa, his face was as pale as paper, without the slightest blood, and his eyes were staring straight at the ceiling.
The strange thing is that the eyes of a normal person are black and white, and in his eyes, I can't see anything about black. Some are just white, and a vast expanse of whiteness. It is wicked, it makes people look and bear Can't help being shuddered.
"Li Yang!" I shouted tentatively.
He slowly turned his head, looked at me, did not speak, but made a strange noise in his mouth.
I really don’t know how to describe that voice. It’s like the sound of eating and burping, and it’s like drinking water and burping. The most evil thing is that as soon as his strange sound comes out, I just feel the whole The air in the office seemed to be covered with a layer of mist, which was incredible.
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