Our ghostsmith's method is very scientific, which is to use the basic point between wood and wood to create a balance point, and finally put the stool on this balance point to keep the weight of the two ends of the stool in an absolutely static state.
And this basic point and balance point requires the use of physical knowledge, that is, the force generated by friction, static friction, and sliding friction, and then apply this force to the entire Eight Immortal table and small wooden stool, and finally calculate a force bearing surface, thereby Calculate a precise location.
As we all know, carpenters are particularly sensitive to power and numbers, so these two points are easy to find.
Of course, in addition to this method, we ghosts have another method, which is to use the skill of the engineer to cast spells on the feet of the stool to make the feet of the stool sticky.
It’s a pity that I only knew a little bit of Gongshili language at that time, and I didn’t know anything about Zhiwen. Therefore, my candidate was the first option, which only took less than a minute. I found the basic point, and placed the small wooden stool on the east and west sides of the Eight Immortals Table. At first glance, it seemed that the Eight Immortals table gave birth to a pair of wings in the east and west directions.
After getting this done, Li Chengze stared at the two small wooden stools with a look of envy, saying that I was capable of casting spells on the stools and allowed the two small wooden stools to stand in the air.
I am too lazy to explain, but laymen will say they have cast spells when they see this situation.
At the moment, I asked Li Chengze to find seven eggs, pour some cinnabar on the eggs, dye the eggs red, and finally put the first egg of the seven eggs next to the dumpling rice, and the rest of the eggs, according to the Big Dipper array The style is placed around the dumplings.
After laying out the eggs, I drew a swastika symbol with a cinnabar pen on each egg.
After all this was done, I took a look at the Seven-Star Immortal Bridge I had arranged, and it was perfect, so I told Li Chengze, let him call his family members over, and he said, why do you call here? I said, I suspect that his family's name may be written on the window pole, otherwise, when I saw the window pole, that Li Chengze's arm would not appear that way.
He heard what I said without saying anything. He immediately called his wife, son, and daughter over. I arranged for them to kneel under the table of the Eight Immortals and warned them to be pious, to be honest, and to have no distractions. Then the Li Chengze and his wife It's better to tell his daughter that the only problem is with his son. After all, his son is a big bullshit, and he doesn't know what piety is.
What makes me most depressed is that his son cried and made a lot of noise when he arrived at the table of the Eight Immortals. He said that someone was playing mahjong around the table of the Eight Immortals. The Li Chengze and his wife were so frightened that they didn’t dare to show off. The child shut up and doesn't cry. However, the little kid was unwilling to kneel down for life and death. If he said he was kneeling, he would just kneel under the stool of the mahjong youth.
In desperation, I had no choice but to let him stand there and stop crying. I walked over to the table of the Eight Immortals. First I turned to the window, then took Luban's ruler and held it in my hand. Kneeled toward the east to do it. Master.
After finishing all these tedious etiquettes, I looked at Li Chengze, once again greeted them not to say anything, then raised the Luban ruler in my hand, hit the east side of the window pole, and said in my mouth, everything is good and good. After a safe journey to Baitou, since then, there will be no disasters. Grandpa descended to protect his body.
After reciting the words, my expression condensed, and I slapped to the west again, chanting, Baihu went back to the far hills, and got rid of Yuntong. From now on, when the nobles meet, Liuma supports and keeps safe.
These first two sentences are a kind of blessings from our ghosts, also called ertou poems, but the words to be pronounced in the north and south directions are the core content of our ghosts, that is, the words of the craftsman.
Gongshi’s liyu cannot be as casual as the previous one. First, the technique must be kept at the same level as the yiyu. That is to say, the moment Luban’s ruler falls on the window pole, it must be in the yiyu at the same time. When a word of'he' comes out, you can't make it faster or slower.
It's too fast, it won't work, and it will even worsen the evil spirit. If it is slow, it will damage one's own body. The whole process is called "dropping" in the eyes of our ghosts.
To be honest, in general, many ghostsmiths do things for people, and rarely use the step of'dropping the word'. To pursue the reason,'Luozi' is a double-edged sword. It can deal with evil spirits more effectively if used well, but it will be counterproductive if used badly.
At that time, not long after I entered the industry, I didn't understand the doorway at all. I just knew that'Luozi' could handle this matter, so I used it.
Fortunately, I was lucky at that time, and there was no error in the chanting master's speech. Whenever Lu Ban's ruler fell on the window post, the word'he' in my mouth just chanted.
In this way, I hit the window rods in the north and south directions seven times each, and chanted a total of fourteen "he" characters.
Just after the last word of harmony was chanted, there was a gust of wind on the originally windless weather, and the fairy bridge hung on the window pole swayed violently, making a harsh whistling sound.
At the same time, the sound of some mahjongs gradually stopped. In the end, there was only the whistling wind in the whole room, and there was no more noise.
Seeing this, I let out a sigh of relief. It should be done. I raised my eyes and glanced over the window post, and found that the original bright red swastika symbol seemed to have lost its color and looked dull. Looking at the swastika on the immortal bridge, the swastika at this position was especially bright red, as if blood was dripping.
Right now, I was happy, and said hurriedly: "It's okay."
As soon as the voice fell, Li Chengze led his daughter-in-law to stand up with his daughter. The moment they got up, two small wooden stools originally placed on the table of the Eight Immortals suddenly slammed into the ground. It was not a coincidence or what happened. Two small wooden stools happened to hit the feet of Li Chengze and his wife. They only heard a scream. They took off their shoes and saw that the toes were smashed into a black green.
I basically asked them if there was anything, they said it was okay, which made me feel relieved, and asked Li Chengze’s son with a smile, and asked him if he saw four people playing mahjong, the kid said, those four My brother has gone.
This made me completely relieved, and said a few auspicious words to Li Chengze. Then Li Chengze went on the road and immediately handed me a red envelope and a pack of cigarettes.
I squeezed the red envelope, which is quite thin, it should be ten yuan, and the cigarette is the cheapest kind of hard white sand on our side.
I gave a wry smile. I thought there were a lot of red envelopes, but I didn't expect it to be so small, and I didn't expect the smoke to be so bad. However, some people are just like that. I beg you to give a lot of benefits before you do things. After the things are done, who will know whom.
I didn’t say anything, put the cigarettes and red envelopes into the toolbox, and greeted Li Chengze to remember to burn the seven-star immortal bridge. As for the window bars, I wanted to help him take it down, but he gave it to call it a day. The red envelope and the cigarette are too many times, and I am not interested in taking it apart. After all, I am only responsible for the sound of mahjong, but not for opening windows.
Then Li Chengze seemed to see what I meant, walked to my side and smiled: "Little brother, you smashed this window. You should be responsible for putting it back?"
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