Reporter who aspires to become an Internet celebrity: I would like to ask Mr. Zhuangzhuang, I heard that you have been dating online recently. Is it convenient to share it with everyone
Zhuangzhuang has a shy face, a shy face, an embarrassed face.
Reporter who aspires to become an internet celebrity: What’s the secret to Zhuangzhuang? How do you pick up girls online
Zhuangzhuang grabbed countless microphones with his claws: As a public figure and an influential Wang, I cannot expose my identity (die in the light), so I repeated my old tricks, just like how I taught Dakeng to seduce the young master Qin Muxue. .
Journalist who aspires to become an Internet celebrity: Impersonating Qian Erdai
The river crab army has been very ferocious recently, and the word Qian Erdai is not allowed to appear. I heard that the watchdog Da Da has been arrested and sent to the prison of consciousness because of this incident. Ten or eight strong men lined up in a line, and the scene was very heavy-handed.
I feel sorry for Watchdog for a second.
Zhuangzhuang (dry cough): This video won’t be played, will it
Journalist who aspires to become an internet celebrity: Sorry, I got off topic. Excuse me, Zhuangzhuang, you could have become the Demon Ancestor and turned into a serf to sing, but you were greatly prevented. Do you hate him
Zhuangzhuang: How could it be? We have such a good relationship! (Turns into a dead face.)
Reporter who aspires to become an Internet celebrity: Originally, if you became the Demon Ancestor, the Watch Dogs could win another 10,000 chapters, then your role would be more than a slap in the face, and you would become the number one male in the underworld exchange group. I really don’t hate you.
Zhuangzhuang: How could it be? We have such a good relationship! (The microphone was pinched and deformed by Wang Claw.)
Reporter who aspires to become an Internet celebrity: If you become a demon ancestor, your monthly pocket money will be several times what it is now. Now, I heard that your monthly pocket money is only fifty? You really don’t hate it
Zhuangzhuang: How could...
A journalist who aspires to become an Internet celebrity: Damn it, I was bitten by a dog.
There was a commotion at the interview site. The staff rushed in and managed to separate the two parties they were beating. The interview was temporarily terminated and did not continue until an hour later.
A reporter who aspires to become an Internet celebrity: Regarding pocket money... Excuse me.
Zhuangzhuang: I have been very diligent in live broadcasting recently, earning around a few million a month and tens of millions a year. I have also accepted three endorsements, and my annual income is approaching the 100 million mark by the minute.
Journalist who aspires to become an internet celebrity: But I heard that you can’t get an ID card, so your remuneration will be paid on a slap-in-the-face card.
Zhuangzhuang: I will bite you to death!
The interview site was once again in chaos. The organizer reminded reporters who aspire to become Internet celebrities: Do not ask provocative questions. Please ask some content related to the novel.
Reporter who aspires to become an Internet celebrity: May I ask Zhuangzhuang, what are you busy with
Zhuangzhuang’s stiff face: organizing time and space.
Reporter who aspires to become an Internet celebrity: No, according to rumors, someone saw Da Da slapped in the face in the hospital.
Zhuangzhuang: No comment!
Journalist who aspires to become an Internet celebrity: Should I go to see infertility!
Damn it, I was bitten by a dog again.
The interview is interrupted at this point...
Zhuangzhuang: I would like to say a few words for Watchdog Da Da Da Da Da Da. He said that he has started working on the extra story. In addition, everyone can also write extra stories. You can write whatever you want. Then Watch Dog Da Da will upload it for everyone to see. And it will indicate who wrote it.
Watch Dogs: The plot of the new book has been adjusted. There will be no updates today. The next update will be at 12 noon tomorrow.