It is known that Zhou Ao is penniless, and he must use 606 money to get his ID card back. But unfortunately, 606 can't use money without opening an account, and can only open an account with Zhou Ao's money, but Zhou Ao is penniless...
—So in the end, it was concluded that everyone has no money, and no one can do anything.
Zhou Ao was still struggling: "Can't you really accommodate me?"
The clerk is unselfish: "We only follow the process."
Zhang You fell into deep thought: "Do you think there may be some logical flaws in your process?"
The clerk gnawed on the cucumber: "I don't think so, our regulations are very complete, and we are the first among the top ten efficient and highly praised offices in the university town every year."
Tang Xinjue: "Where is the feedback channel for non-praise?"
"Oh, no way."
Thank you, I understand.
Just when a hippopotamus lay on the ground and lost hope, Tang Xinjue's voice suddenly came to his ears: "What about this one?"
It raised its head and saw the girl take out a colored envelope. The three characters "Invitation Letter" can be vaguely seen on the cover.
"Excuse me, can it help us with our identity processing?"
The clerk chewed for a while, his eyes stayed on the envelope for a few seconds, and he reached out to take it.
The envelope was opened, and the woman took out the black and red card and looked at it for a moment, then snapped the cucumber aside.
Hippo was so excited that he even thought of an escape route, but the clerk took out a pair of glasses from under the table and put them on again: "You should have said that earlier, tourists, right?"
She scribbled on the paper a few times, then pushed forward: "Come on, sign it."
Zhou Ao: ...? ?
Hippo was so excited that he almost jumped up, but he was a little confused: "But we were also tourists at that time."
Why doesn't he remember this kind of treatment
"You are a cheap tour group, and the cheap tour group has a minimum consumption index for tourists." The clerk didn't even lift his eyelids: "The ones invited are VIP tourists, there is no consumption requirement, and they go through the exclusive channel, understand?"
Zhou Ao: "..."
606: "..."
It's okay to be tricked by a tourist group in reality, but you can't escape in the dungeon?
The four of 606 finally realized: the game finally didn't go to the bottom, and the real meaning of the original reward copy is here.
Tang Xinjue's eyes turned slightly, and he suddenly asked, "Excuse me, are these regulations already in place, or did you imitate them from other places?"
This time, the clerk rarely answered immediately.
She raised her head and looked at Tang Xinjue quietly for a few seconds, then the corners of her mouth turned up, revealing a huge smile:
"Of course, I learned from your world."
An inexplicable cold air rushed to the back of the necks of several people. Only Tang Xinjue continued to ask without realizing it:
"The regulations of the office and other institutions..."
The clerk was not in a hurry: "I also learned from you, but we have optimized and improved a lot on our own. According to your regulations, it is too troublesome to report problems. We will not deal with difficult problems here. All will be forwarded to the district chief’s hotline.”
"... who is the district chief?"
"Oh, there is no district chief."
"..."
Zheng Wanqing subconsciously asked: "Who should I contact if the district chief's hotline can't solve the problem?"
"Go to the educator hotline again."
Zhou Ao was dizzy after hearing this: "Yes, is it useful?"
The clerk picked up the cucumber again and gave him a blank look: "Are you kidding, educators don't even know they have this hotline."
…
The cold air slowly dissipated, and there was only speechlessness in the quiet air.
Tang Xinjue signed the last name, and said sincerely: "You guys are really good at bringing forth the new."
The clerk nodded proudly, and replied confidently: "Of course, this is a university town, where learning ability is top-notch. Let me see... the file is ready."
As soon as the words fell, four palm-sized red notebooks appeared on the table, and the names of the four 606 people were printed on the cover.
The four of them picked it up one by one, opened it, and saw a black number on the front page of each of them. This is their "initial capital".
"I'm 65, what about you?" Zheng Wanqing looked over, but Guo Guo had a frowning face: "I'm not yet 50, how could that be? Where did all my flesh go?"
"According to the game time, we have been in the game for more than a week. If you count the time in the dungeon, it has been at least more than a month." Zhang You listed the reasons rigorously.
In this environment of holding your head and waiting for dawn, not being thin is an anti-human phenomenon.
Guo Guo let out a long sigh: "If I had known earlier, I should have eaten a few more catties in the last dungeon in advance."
Zheng Wanqing looked down at her: "It's useless, you should buy bone growth liquid in advance, and grow another 20 cm taller."
Guo Guo: "..."
On the other side, Tang Xinjue had already paid a fee of 1 catty to retrieve his identity certificate for Zhou Ao.
A white light flashed on the hippopotamus doll, and a very thin and tall boy slowly stood up and touched his face in a daze: "Thank you so much... I almost forgot what I looked like. Can... woo..."
"Want to see what you look like?"
The clerk sharply raised his head: "The community's official co-branded portable mirror, the original price is 5 catties a piece, do you want to buy it?"
Zhou Ao: "... no, thank you."
"Then hurry up, don't take up the space to delay the flow of personnel." After the five people dealt with the identity issue, the clerk also gnawed the last cucumber, and began to ruthlessly drive people away.
Tang Xinjue didn't move, but asked another question:
"I would like to ask, can VIP tourists also apply for the same identity certificate as them?"
She pointed to the green card in Zhou Ao's hand. It can be clearly seen that in addition to the tourist information, there are also the big characters of "Consumption Amount Completion", followed by the number 235.5.
The clerk was taken aback, and Monk Zhang Er was puzzled: "What do you want this thing for? You don't have any mission requirements, as long as you find the exit at the end of the travel time."
She only knows that the poor residents in Block 2 like to pretend to be rich in Block 1. She hasn't heard of a rich person who has a brain problem and insists on wearing a poor ID card to play games
Tang Xinjue didn't explain, but asked, "Can it be done?"
"Yes, it is possible." The clerk shrugged, "You are VIP tourists, you can do whatever you want. This ID card has no practical effect on you, it is just a pendant. But I want to remind you that if the residents here Seeing the green card, their attitude will be very different."
"Thank you." The girl smiled: "This is exactly what I want."
When they left the office, everyone had an extra set of red ledgers, plus a green ID card and lanyard as a gift.
Although they will not be forced to spend, in order to make the identity information more comprehensive, the "task amount" is also added to the cards of the four of 606, but the random data is loaded.
Guo Guo hung them around his neck carefully, and couldn't wait to ask: "According to the clerk, will we be safe from now on?"
With such a good treatment all of a sudden, she still felt a little unreal.
Tang Xinjue shook his head: "Not necessarily. Don't forget, our invitation letter has a time limit."
But unfortunately, there is neither a deadline nor a place to leave when the time limit is reached. Even the office cannot check this information, and they need to find everything by themselves.
"If the time limit expires and the VIP privilege disappears, but we still stay in this dungeon and don't go out, guess what will happen?" Tang Xinjue looked at Guo Guo.
Guo Guo: "..." I couldn't laugh.
Zhang You calmly took over the conversation: "The best situation is that we will be downgraded to ordinary tourists and receive missions like Zhou Ao."
At that time, the random number on this green card will become the real mandatory consumption amount.
"But in a worse situation, we may even erase the identities of tourists..." Zhang You didn't continue to say, but several people thought of the same point.
Do they just enter the doll form of the dungeon, is it the state of existence of the candidates when they have no identity
Zhou Ao, who has learned from the past, gave an affirmative answer.
Counting the number of ID cards in his hand, he recalled: "I remember that in order to avoid debt collection, we found many places to seal our identities, and finally only the sub-district office was willing to accept them. As a result, we lost consciousness as soon as we left the street... Sure enough, it was The reason for identity!"
So as soon as they returned to the community, Tang Xinjue and the other four who had the invitation letter immediately turned back into humans, only he was still in the shape of a hippopotamus.
He sighed: "But now that I got my ID card back and saw the debt owed on it, I suddenly feel that being a hippopotamus is pretty good... No, this amount?"
Zhou Ao stared at the last card with wide eyes, and opened his mouth in disbelief.
Unlike the other four, he not only "redeemed" his identity card, but also borrowed an additional 5 catties from 606 before leaving, and took out all the cards of all his companions at the group package price.
So now he should have 11 cards in his hand, but why is there only 8 no matter how he counts them
"If the office didn't deduct 3 tickets for you, it means that someone has already come before you come back."
Tang Xinjue raised his eyebrows: "Among your companions, some have already recovered their human form."
Zhou Ao quickly began to rack his brains to recall and find out the ownership of the three identity cards.
"If I remember correctly, it should be Lao Zhang, Li Ke and... Xiao Wan?"
He rubbed the center of his brows, confirming that his memory was correct: "But I clearly remember, I saw with my own eyes, Xiao Wan blew herself up in front of me... How could she still be alive??"