Give a Kiss to Paranoid Men

Chapter 104

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When it fell into reality again, she was already sitting in a carriage, and before she opened her eyes, she heard the cry of a woman, she frowned and opened her eyes, there were seven or eight women sitting in a carriage. Children, all of them were crying like pear blossoms and rain.

… What's going on here

As soon as this question came up, the novel in my mind was loaded. Well, this time the article is called "Crazy Knight", but the tyrant male partner she wants to help has nothing to do with Chi Chi, it has nothing to do with knights, and it doesn't even count as the second male lead. There are only about two hundred words in the original text.

In the 200-word plot about him, 100 words are about how he is tyrannical, and the other 100 words are about how he was assassinated by the hero who represents the hearts of the people.

… So how does such a character who only appeared in two hundred words and has no personality charm arouse the sympathy of readers and want to give him a happy ending

Ji Ting really didn't understand, but fortunately, the omnipotent reader gave her the answer. Only then did she know that this book was made into a movie. The death caused Yangou to cry, and by the way, he also began to sympathize with the tyrant in the text, and some people even wrote fan fiction.

... this also works

Ji Ting sighed speechlessly, trying to recall the plot in his mind, but the answer was nothing, all he knew was that she was going to enter the palace for a draft... Also, the male supporting role is only two hundred words, everything about the male supporting role The plot can only be made up by the imagination.

Realizing that he lost his golden finger in this world, Ji Ting felt it was difficult, and the phrase that Shen Tuchuan suddenly said to himself at the end of the last world, "Stay away from him in the next world" suddenly appeared in his mind. What does it mean that he wants to stay away from him? Is he tired of meeting her every world

As soon as this idea came up, there was a loud sobbing sound from the side, and then the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground. Ji Ting was taken aback, and immediately couldn't think about anything else, and helped the fainted woman up with the others.

"Pull the curtain and let this girl blow some air." Ji Ting said with a frown.

The girl by the window on the other side was busy crying and opened the curtain, Ji Ting pinched the girl among the people, the girl woke up faintly after a while, and continued to cry after a while, the others also cried when they saw this, the sound of crying immediately The sound of the wheels crushing the ground was suppressed.

Ji Ting whose ears were about to explode: "..." They are going to the draft now, not the execution ground, right

She originally believed in the answer given by the reader's resentment, but when faced with these grief-stricken girls, she suddenly had some doubts, so she expressed her doubts.

"It would be great if I went to the execution ground, at least I can die more quickly." A girl replied with a sob.

... Then it's not going to the execution ground, Ji Tingxin was half relieved, and then asked: "It's just a draft, why are you so sad?"

"It's just a draft?" A fat girl repeated her words, full of shock at her attitude.

Ji Ting immediately sat up straight, looking obedient and attentive.

Seeing that she looked confused, the fat girl couldn't help being surprised: "Before you entered the palace, didn't your family tell you about the situation in the palace?"

Ji Ting shook his head obediently.

When she shook her head, the other girls couldn't care less about crying, and all of them looked at her with sympathetic eyes. If I didn't know what that lady in the palace looked like before, I could barely say that my family favored me, so I didn't want her to know about those dirty things, but if I didn't say anything about the draft, I'm afraid she was sent to die, right

"...Shouldn't I shake my head?" Ji Ting asked carefully.

The fat girl shook her head pityingly: "No, it's not your fault."

"Then can you tell me what's going on in the palace?" Ji Ting smiled, but secretly complained in her heart. It was the first time for her to experience the situation of "everyone in the book knows everything, but she doesn't". She could only do her best. Possible scouting news.

The fat girl is enthusiastic, and she immediately squeezed to sit beside her and said, "Didn't you just want to know why we were crying? I'll tell you now, because when we enter the palace, it's no different from going to die. Fortunately, maybe you can survive if you are more cautious, but if you become a concubine, you may die a miserable death."

"Why?" Ji Ting moved closer.

The fat girl stared: "You are stupid! If you are a court lady, you may be assigned to a place far away from your majesty. If you are a concubine, you have to go to pay your respects to your majesty on the 15th day of the lunar month. That is to say, you must see him at least twice a month." , let alone at other times, the more opportunities to meet, the more chances of dying."

Ji Ting nodded thoughtfully.

The fat girl sighed: "Your Majesty is cruel, we don't want to enter the palace, but for the safety and interests of the mother family, we can only grit our teeth and go. It's just that this trip is more or less auspicious. It's okay for me to be so ordinary." , Those beautiful ones are probably destined to be concubines."

Ji Ting looked around, and it turned out that the more beautiful the eyes, the more swollen they were.

"So you understand why we're sad?" the fat girl sighed, looking into her face. With her appearance, she is definitely going to be a concubine.

Ji Ting blinked his eyes: "If you don't mess with him, no matter how bastard he is, he won't kill people casually, right?"

"Isn't it?" The fat girl saw that she hadn't aroused her vigilance by saying so much, so she couldn't help but feel annoyed. She waved her hands to the other girls tiredly, motioning them to tell her.

The other girls couldn't care less about crying immediately, and you started talking one after the other: "You know, the noble concubine, because she put on the powder when she went to pay her respects, the palace people couldn't smell just a little powder. When she arrived, His Majesty lost her temper and asked someone to stuff her into incense powder and smother her to death."

A younger girl gasped: "It's so cruel."

Ji Ting sniffed the fragrance on his body, and was speechless for a while: "How much incense powder do you need to suffocate people to death?"

Her words were ignored, and the other girl picked up the little girl's words: "Could it be, there is Li Guifei, because she was wearing white clothes that His Majesty didn't like, so His Majesty asked someone to bleed her, and the white clothes were directly stained. became popular."

Ji Ting glanced at the white dress on her body and fell silent... So is there any time to rest later? She wanted to change it to something more festive.

The fat girl regained her strength and joined in again: "There is also Concubine Zhang, just because she ate garlic the night before, she bumped into His Majesty in the Imperial Garden the next day, and His Majesty told her to eat three catties immediately after smelling it." Garlic, in the end, is so spicy that it dies."

"Three catties of garlic? It might be too stuffed!"

"It may have been smoked to death."

"Who said that if Concubine Zhang Gui had hemorrhoids, she would be more likely to die of pain."

Ji Ting: "..." She really didn't want to know exactly how Concubine Zhang Gui died, but luckily she didn't eat garlic.

"There is also Concubine Qian..."

"Wait a minute," Ji Ting interrupted the girls who were getting more and more lively. After everyone's eyes were on her, she asked quite seriously, "Why are so many concubines dead? Other concubines never mind?"

"There are no other concubines. Your Majesty has killed too many concubines. Every time a newcomer is accepted, there must be a ceremony, which is extravagant and wasteful. Therefore, all concubines are noble concubines. In this way, the Ministry of Internal Affairs only needs to Prepare a ceremonial formation, I heard that the ceremonial formation is all worn out."

Ji Ting: "Our Majesty, you are so frugal."

All the girls fell silent, only the fat girl looked at her strangely: "You are kind."

"How do you know?" Ji Ting cheered up.

"Your Majesty is so cruel, you can still help him find an advantage of frugality, isn't it kindness?"

Ji Ting: "..." She's not kind, she's just... It's just that when she thinks that the tyrant she's going to meet later is Shen Tuchuan, she can't feel any sense of urgency, let alone cooperate with them in fear.

Everyone looked at her differently from before. A little girl approached the fat girl and whispered, "Why do I think she's a bad-headed girl?"

"Shh, don't let her hear you. If you know that she's out of her mind, don't provoke her. If someone like this enters the palace, he's going to die." After the fat girl finished speaking, she looked at Ji Ting sympathetically.

The corner of Ji Ting's mouth twitched: "..." My friend, your voice is actually louder, okay

Ever since these people thought that Ji Ting was mentally ill, everyone in the carriage became quiet, and the group of people looked at Ji Ting like a magical animal, and seemed to have forgotten that they had to continue crying—

This directly led to the fact that after the girls in more than ten carriages got off the carriages in the palace, only their eyes were not so swollen.

The eunuch in charge came over to inspect the circle, and when he saw them, he immediately nodded with satisfaction: "That's right, there are really a few brave ones, that's all, let's go in and have an audience, and the rest will be assigned directly to the various palaces. The palace maid."

Before the words fell, the girls in the other carriages cheered in relief, only Ji Ting's car was tottering, and they supported each other so they didn't fall down. Ji Ting silently supported a girl who was about to faint, and hurt himself I am very guilty of my sin.

… If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have asked them so much, and I had delayed them from crying, but now I’m going to see them.

"Now that the last noble concubine in the harem has passed away, the harem is vacant. To tell the truth, if I see His Majesty later, if she behaves appropriately, it will be the life of the noble concubine. If she dares to offend the holy car, Not only the master's life will be lost, but everyone's mother's family will also be implicated." The eunuch's sharp voice sounded.

Ji Ting: "..." There were many noble concubines before, why is there none of them now, have they been eaten

Realizing that his joke wasn't funny, Ji Ting trembled a bit, and after the eunuch turned around, he walked along with the other girls and apologized to them in a low voice, but the other girls didn't care to listen to her apology anymore.

When we got to the main hall, some girls were too frightened to walk. The eunuch reprimanded her and asked someone to carry her forward. All the girls were trembling, and the fat girl who had always thought she was the maid of honor was also pale. , if Ji Ting hadn't been supporting her all the time, she might have just knelt on the ground.

It's just that although they were scared to death, everyone had to support themselves the moment they stepped into the main hall, after all, no one wanted to be worthy of their own life and the safety of their mother's family.

Ji Ting came in with the girls, and at first sight he saw Shen Tuchuan in a black python robe, and a man in official uniform was kneeling in front of him, the man seemed to have said something, Shen Tuchuan's expression was gloomy. Ji Ting only took a quick look at him, then knelt down with the other girls, and the six of them saluted in unison: "Ministers, send your respects to Your Majesty."

Several people knelt down, but Shen Tuchuan didn't respond at all, so they could only continue to kneel. After all, the fat girl was more courageous. After kneeling for a long time, she calmed down a little. She secretly glanced at Ji Ting next to her. Seeing her normal expression, she couldn't help being curious: "Aren't you afraid?"

Her voice was so low that only Ji Ting could hear it. Ji Ting looked sideways, looked at her with a smile, and answered her with his mouth: "I'm not afraid."

How could she be afraid of her Xiaochuan, no matter whether he is a perverted student, a blackened president, or some other strange race, she cannot be afraid...

Before the lines in her heart were finished, a fresh head, steaming and bleeding, rolled in front of her, and her wide, terrified eyes happened to meet her gaze. With the cloth stained everywhere, he knew that he was the official just now.

Ji Ting: "..." Fuck, she retracted her previous thoughts, she wants to give up this world, she is wearing face powder and wearing a plain white dress now hey!

The author has something to say: Ji Ting: I love my Chuaner deeply, no one will change my mind, I will always love him until... the head rolls over, I want to give up!

Chuaner: Give up, even if you travel fast, it is impossible for you to end a world in one chapter