Give a Kiss to Paranoid Men

Chapter 136

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After hearing this, Ji waited for his reaction with an expression of 'what do you think'.

Shen Tuchuan looked at her expressionlessly, and slapped her on the forehead for a long while: "What nonsense are you talking about? I'm covered in poison all over my body. Having a baby? It's almost the same as giving birth to a bunch of viruses."

Ji Ting thought for a while: "That's not bad, a bunch of viruses are born, let's occupy the earth."

Shen Tuchuan: "..." I often feel out of place with her because I'm not perverted enough.

"Okay, I'm just talking casually," Ji Ting sighed, and finally stopped teasing him, "But we can still kiss, why can't we go further and be locked by Jinjiang? It's ok, but you didn't want to go any further with me, so you lied to me on purpose."

"...As long as you can, you won't sit here right now." Shen Tuchuan gave her a blank look, then turned and walked into the room.

Ji Ting inexplicably felt chills on his back, and after shaking for a while, he decided to go and see his pig more, rather than go back to the house and face the cold zombie.

The vegetables in the greenhouse are growing gratifyingly, the granary has everything you need for wheat and corn, and the chickens, ducks, and pigs are all fat and meaty. Ji Ting suddenly became a big farmer, with the mentality of farming rich money.

This kind of mentality directly caused her to neglect Shen Tuchuan. Her favorite thing to do every day was to go to the shed to weed weeds and feed the pigs. It was a lot of work. Every time she returned to the house, she fell asleep without waiting to chat with Shen Tuchuan. . Shen Tuchuan watched this with cold eyes, and had no intention of stopping it.

Half a month passed, and Ji Ting's sense of novelty continued unabated. Every time he chatted with Shen Tuchuan the most, either the shed had all the insects gone, or the pig had gained weight again.

"This place is so considerate, it is tailor-made for me." Ji Ting said with emotion, "I was wondering before, how did the vegetables in this kind of greenhouse grow out of no one for a year? research, I finally know."

"Know what?" Shen Tuchuan didn't want to cooperate, but being stared at by her quite oppressively, he could only ask reluctantly.

Ji Ting pushed his arm, and led him to the shed mysteriously, pointing to the seam where the shed took root and said: "Because this is the drip irrigation pipe connected to the inside of the shed. The water pipe burst before, and there was no water at first. Yes, but it snows every day, and the temperature here near the greenhouse is high, so it is easy to melt into water and flow in, do you think I am right?"

"How do I know, right? Before I became a zombie, I was just an ordinary high school student." Shen Tuchuan replied with a wooden face.

Ji Ting was choked by his indifferent tone, narrowed his eyes and said: "I have already discovered that you have never cared about my vegetable field since you came here, is it because you can't eat it because you can see it? So are you jealous of me?"

"Jealous?" Shen Tuchuan sneered, if not for his lack of emotion, he might want to roll his eyes even more at this moment.

Ji Ting curled his lips and was not easily fooled by him: "Come on, I saw you staring at my food fiercely that day, isn't it because you can't eat, so you are so angry that you want to destroy my greenhouse, friend , we both have this relationship, can you stop being jealous of me in the future?"

Shen Tuchuan was silent for a moment: "Are you sure I'm jealous of you?"

"Otherwise, could it be a dish?" Ji Ting raised his eyebrows.

Shen Tuchuan didn't answer, but gave her a meaningful look, then turned and went back into the room. Ji Ting was baffled by him, and he went to feed the pig with a puzzled face. He didn't know what he meant until halfway through the feeding, and his face flushed slightly.

That night, it was rare for her not to be obsessed with raising pigs, but went back to her bedroom early. Shen Tuchuan, who was leaning on the sofa and reading a book, paused for a moment, and while covering the words on the book cover, he looked at her with a strange expression: "The pig was finally fed to death by you?"

"... I'm sorry to disappoint you, my pig can eat and drink, it's very good." Ji Ting was speechless.

Shen Tuchuan put down the book calmly, took a coaster and put it on the book: "Then what are you doing when you come back?"

"...I can't come back yet?" Ji Ting coughed, pretended to sit down next to him calmly, pretended to be indifferent for a while and said, "I just feel that I haven't been with you well since I came here, so I just came back earlier today. "

Shen Tuchuan was silent for a moment, pinching her chin to force her to look at him: "Conscience found out?"

It was rare for Ji Ting not to refute, hugged his neck with a smile, and pecked lightly on the bridge of his nose: "Do you really want me to accompany you?"

"Of course, I've been alone in a daze for hours when you're sleeping at night, so I naturally want you to spend more time with me during the day." Shen Tuchuan admitted frankly that he seldom had such high-level emotions as 'shy', so to be honest It's not difficult for him.

Ji Ting took his arm and moved it into his arms: "Since you want me to accompany you, why don't you keep talking, if I don't find out, are you planning to keep talking?"

Shen Tuchuan sniffed the lemon scent on her body, his brows and eyes gradually relaxed, and after a long time, he said lightly: "There is no need to say, I am very grateful that you can find something you like because of my isolation from human beings."

Ji Ting's heart was sore, facing the indescribable guilt and emotion of this handsome face, she coughed to restrain her emotions, and put her head against his head and said softly: "Although I like to grow vegetables to feed pigs, but I I like you more."

"... I don't feel very happy when you compare me with vegetables and pigs." Shen Tuchuan's expression was cold.

Ji Ting couldn't help laughing, held his face and kissed him: "You are too cute."

Shen Tuchuan's ears were flushed, he picked her up with a straight face, and walked straight to the bed. Ji Ting panicked: "Didn't you say you can't do that?"

"Which one?" After Shen Tuchuan asked, he noticed Ji Ting's flushed face, paused for a moment, and said lightly, "Ji Ting, you seem to be looking forward to it."

"I don't. I'm not you. Don't talk nonsense." Ji Ting quickly denied Sanlian.

Shen Tuchuan sneered, threw her on the quilt, and lay down with him, Ji Ting turned over, just indented into his words.

Shen Tuchuan laughed: "You are quite good at finding places."

"It's okay, mainly practice makes perfect." Ji Ting was quite reserved.

Shen Tuchuan looked at her eyebrows and eyes, and gradually his eyes slid down to her neck, and his eyes gradually dimmed. Ji Ting was so stared at by him, he couldn't help reminding: "Then what, we can't, you will turn me into a zombie."

"Actually, it's not that there are no workarounds." Shen Tuchuan's voice was hoarse.

Ji Ting frowned in doubt: "What way?"

Shen Tuchuan looked at her for a moment, pulled up the quilt and covered their heads, and personally taught her how to work around it. The two of them had been arguing for most of the night, and it was not over until Ji Ting couldn't hold on anymore, which directly caused Ji Ting to wake up the next day, it was almost noon.

Ji Ting lazily opened his eyes, and when he was about to get up, he let out a 'hiss', and quickly lost his strength and lay down again. Thinking of the absurd things last night, she gritted her teeth angrily. No matter how much she thought about it, she couldn't imagine that his so-called workaround was to wear a pair of medical gloves for her to isolate his little viruses. She didn't expect to finish serving him, He was bullied over and over again.

Ji Hearing saw the gloves on the ground that had been burned and melted in the palm of his hand, and remembered what happened yesterday, his face gradually began to turn red again... I have to admit that some people have their own talents in certain things, even if they haven't made it to the last step , There are also ways to toss people.

After a short rest, she was going to feed the pigs, but just as she was about to move, she saw Shen Tuchuan coming back with a dark face and a patch of black mud on her body.

"Where have you been?" Although she was a little shy seeing him at the moment, she couldn't help being curious when she saw the clean people suddenly become dirty.

Shen Tuchuan glanced at her, then sat down beside her indifferently: "I'm going to feed the pigs."

"What are you doing feeding the pigs?" Ji Ting was speechless.

Shen Tuchuan paused for a moment, his eyes gradually fell from her face, and Ji Ting instantly understood: "...well, it's just for me to feed the pigs, where did the mud come from?"

"I thought those pigs were too dirty, so I washed them with water, but they threw all the muddy water on me." Shen Tuchuan sullenly.

Ji Ting was stunned for a while, and finally couldn't help laughing after a while: "Bathe the pig hahaha what do you think..."

"That's what I thought." Shen Tuchuan gave her a quiet look.

Ji Ting quickly held back: "Then what, it's okay, it's normal for you to be unskilled in feeding pigs for the first time."

A killing intent flashed in Shen Tuchuan's eyes: "If you hadn't been waiting to eat pork, I would have turned them all into zombies."

"Don't you." Ji Ting was really frightened this time, "Pigs are all my hope in life now, and I still live by them."

"Pigs are your hope, what about me?" Shen Tuchuan narrowed his eyes dangerously.

Ji Ting didn't change his face: "Of course it's everything to me."

Shen Tuchuan's expression was better now, and Ji couldn't help but sweat for the pigs in the fence when he heard the news. She lay on the bed for a while, and finally got up. When she went to the bathroom, she passed the sofa and suddenly noticed the book he read yesterday. At this moment, a coaster was covering the cover of the book, which just blocked the cover.

Curious, she walked over to pick it up. Shen Tuchuan noticed her route and immediately got up to get his book. As a result, Ji Ting still showed the most important information: ""Let My Girlfriend Only See You" "The Encyclopedia of Methods"? What is this page you folded? 'How to make a girlfriend with a wide range of hobbies focus only on herself, the best way is to pretend to be pitiful and magnanimous'... What is this mess?"

She was snatched away by Shen Tuchuan after finishing her book. Seeing his rare guilty look, she paused and realized: "You lied to me when you said yesterday that you were grateful for something I like to do?"

"… No."

Ji couldn't be fooled: "Don't come here! What you said yesterday is very similar to the answer to a sample question in the book... No, can't you change a few words when you copy the answer?"

"This is not my book." Shen Tuchuan still refused to admit it.

Ji Ting was laughed angrily by him, just about to speak, he held her face and kissed her, Ji Ting beat him angrily, he also pretended not to know anything, gradually Ji Ting didn't bother to resist, grabbed her Leaving his arm to continue the kiss. It's just that the situation has gradually heated up. Ji Ting was taken aback for a moment, and when Ji Ting came to his senses, he had already succeeded.

It seems that Ji Ting is sorry for the routine. From this day on, Shen Tuchuan has taken over all the work of feeding pigs and growing vegetables, vowing to use abundant meat and vegetables to make Ji Ting plump.

The only clock in the plantation was broken long before they moved in. They can only judge the date by the rising and setting of the sun, but at the beginning, they still remember it every day. After a long time, they don’t care about it. up.

Day by day, the big pig gave birth to a piglet, the hen laid a lot of eggs, and even the vegetables grew one after another. Ji Ting just lived an isolated life with Shen Tuchuan in the plantation. Although he felt boring occasionally, he was very happy most of the time.

I don't know how long it has passed in a blink of an eye. One morning, Ji Ting, who had a good night's sleep, woke up early. When she opened her eyes, she saw Shen Tuchuan sitting on a chair with her back facing her and reading a book. She paused for a moment. , tiptoeing towards him, intending to scare him behind his back.

When he was about to get close to him, Ji Ting suddenly roared and jumped over, Shen Tuchuan caught him with one hand without looking back, and hugged him directly in his arms.

"...Can't you pretend to be scared by me for once?" Ji Ting was speechless.

Shen Tuchuan flatly refused: "No." After speaking, he moved her aside, got up and walked outside.

"Where are you going?" Ji Ting raised his head and asked.

"Feed the pigs."

Ji Ting: "..." Why is he more like a big farmer than himself

It was too cold outside, Ji Ting couldn't be bothered to go out, so she sat in the room and ate roasted sweet potatoes, but she ended up eating the third piece, and she didn't see Shen Tuchuan coming back.

Usually Shen Tuchuan could only go to a few greenhouses, so Ji Ting went directly to the greenhouses, and sure enough, he saw him in front of the third greenhouse.

"What are you doing standing here stupidly?" Ji Ting still breathed a sigh of relief, and walked over with a puzzled expression.

Shen Tuchuan still stood still, Ji Ting was puzzled, and his steps slowed down. When he came to him, he saw his eyes staring at something motionless. Not knowing if it was a psychological effect, Ji Ting suddenly felt that time seemed to slow down, and the changes in everything in the world began to be clearly visible.

Following Shen Tuchuan's gaze, she saw a green branch sticking out from the white snow, like a god, driving away the winter that had stayed for too long.

Ji Ting stared blankly at the green branch, unable to recover for a long time, and finally said hoarsely: "Is spring coming?"

"En." Shen Tuchuan finally responded.

Ji Ting swallowed, and looked at Shen Tuchuan helplessly. If spring really comes, it means that the ice and snow will melt, the grass will grow, and the weather will gradually warm up. Once it warms up, those zombies that have survived for a long time because of the ice and snow will soon rot. Human beings will win without a fight, and the world will recover. Peace.

... All of this is a good thing, but from Shen Tuchuan's standpoint, it may not be.

As if knowing what she was thinking, Shen Tuchuan was silent for a long time and then said lightly: "The difference between humans and monkeys lies in wisdom, and the difference between zombies is the same. Those things that have not evolved wisdom are not my kind."

Ji heard the words and breathed a sigh of relief, and then his face changed when he thought of something: "Then you will also rot with the arrival of spring?" If all zombies will die, then he...

"Ji Ting," Shen Tuchuan said lightly in her panic, "If I would rot because of the heat and cold, I would already stink as early as the first day when you hugged me to sleep."

Ji Ting: "..." imagined the picture, although the words were a bit disgusting, they were extremely convincing.

She adjusted her mood and asked suspiciously, "Then why do you look unhappy?"

"Am I unhappy?" Shen Tuchuan frowned and looked at her, "I didn't pay attention, I was thinking about something just now, so my mind was distracted."

"What's the matter?" Ji Ting hurriedly asked, fearing that it might be something that would have a bad influence on him.

Shen Tuchuan was silent for a moment before slowly opening his mouth: "If spring comes, will we be able to return to our parents one day?"

Ji Ting was stunned for a moment, looking at his clear profile, he suddenly realized that although he has no emotional system, he treats his parents just like he treats her, the love has penetrated deep into the bone marrow and penetrated into the blood, and his heart has always been thinking of his father. mom.

Shen Tuchuan felt a little uncomfortable when she saw her, and mumbled without opening his face: "If you hadn't brought me home back then, I wouldn't have had feelings for them again."

"If you don't bring it home, you're probably rebelling with zombies now," Ji Ting glanced at him, then laughed, "Then let's go back to them when the weather gets warmer, and they will definitely accept us again." of."

"So sure?" Shen Tuchuan was not sure.

Ji Ting nodded immediately: "Of course."

Shen Tuchuan was silent for a long time, then smiled softly.

From this day on, the two of them began to look forward to spring every day, and the weather was also very good, and it finally became very obvious that it was getting warmer. The snow melts, the grass grows, the big trees start to branch, the whole world is finally no longer white, and when the first wild flowers bloom, all the snow has melted.

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and it will soon pass from spring to summer, and then from summer to autumn. When the leaves turn yellow and fall slowly, Ji Ting finally speaks: "Shen Tuchuan, let's go home."

Shen Tuchuan was silent for a long time, and the corners of his lips slightly raised a little. Although he didn't know the exact time, it should have been several years since they left. Parents may not be at the base for a long time, but it doesn't matter. Where are they? It's there, he and Ji Ting just need to find them.

The two of them didn't forget to settle the live poultry before leaving, so they set off in the direction of City A with a cart full of vegetables and meat.

Because of returning home, although there was no heavy snow on the way back, it seemed to be much slower than when they came. After two people drove day and night, they finally arrived at city a.

The two of them passed through many cities along the way, and witnessed the transformation of countless former uninhabited lands back to the prosperity before the zombie outbreak, so they were not too surprised when they saw the bustling City A, but there were more cities than other places. A little emotion.

I have been on my way, but when I got to the door, I feel a little timid.

"It's afternoon, they might still be working, how about... we go there later?" Ji Ting asked cautiously.

Shen Tuchuan was silent for a moment, and then responded lightly, which is considered to be so settled. The two drove around the city in a car, and they were very moved when they saw the once deserted place become lively again.

After wandering around, Ji Ting found that there was a milk tea seller on the street, and immediately urged Shen Tuchuan to stop the car, and ran to buy milk tea by himself, but as soon as he arrived at the door of the milk tea shop, he suddenly remembered that he had no money.

"Little girl, what flavor do you want?" A delicate and beautiful long-haired woman asked gently.

Ji Ting smiled mischievously: "I'm just here to take a look, no more..."

"I don't need any flavor, just make a cup."

A familiar voice rang in his ears, Ji Ting looked over in surprise and found that it was Beiyun. Beiyun smiled: "There is a lot of waste to be done now. Many things are not as exquisite as before the zombie wave. The milk tea here looks good. In fact, it has nothing but sweetness. There is no need to bother to choose too many flavors."

"Hey! What are you talking about, I still have to open the door for business." The woman said dissatisfied.

"This is my girlfriend, we are getting married soon," Beiyun introduced to Ji Ting with a smile, and then said to the woman, "This is my sister Ji Ting, she went out with her boyfriend more than three years ago, and she just came back now. "

More than three years... In other words, exactly five years have passed since the outbreak of the zombie wave. Ji heard the timeline in the original text, and suddenly felt a little emotional. The novel world also has its own special order, so after the antidote and materials were destroyed, the order brought four seasons to this world.

"Sister, your milk tea." The woman smiled and handed her the milk tea.

Ji Ting was stunned for a moment and quickly picked it up. After taking a sip, he found that there was nothing but sweetness, but it was good enough for her who hadn't drank it for a long time.

She took another sip, and when she saw Shen Tuchuan got off the car, she called him over. Beiyun laughed when she saw him: "I knew it, Ji Ting is back, you can't be still outside, should you go this time?" ?”

Shen Tuchuan was silent for a moment: "Not sure."

"Why... ah, are you worried that your uncle and aunt won't forgive you?" Beiyun was stunned.

Shen Tuchuan and Ji Ting were stunned at the same time, thinking that what they did back then was exposed, but fortunately, Beiyun continued: "You were the same back then, it was for your own good that uncle and aunt let you get married a few years later, why did you leave because of such a trivial matter?" What about running away from home? Do you know how sad they are?"

... Unexpectedly, after they did something wrong to all mankind, their parents were still trying to find excuses to help them get away. Ji Ting felt uncomfortable and couldn't help lowering his head, Shen Tuchuan also remained silent.

Seeing this, Beiyun couldn't bear to blame any more, thought for a while and said, "Okay, let's go back quickly, they should take care of them at home this weekend..."

In the middle of speaking, he stopped suddenly.

Ji Ting looked up at him: "Take care of what?"

"...You guys go back quickly, you'll know when you get home." Bei Yun coughed, turned his head and left.

Ji Ting had never seen Beiyun in such a hurry, and he frowned for a while, worried that something had happened, and then saw that Shen Tuchuan was also frowning, and the two of them didn't dare to delay, and hurried home .

When they raced all the way to the door of the house, the two quickly ran upstairs. Ji Ting knocked on the door before he could catch his breath, and soon the door opened from the inside.

"Who are you looking for?" A two-year-old little radish opened the door, looking at them with big eyes flickering.

Ji Ting: "...is this the home of Shentu Shu and Jiang Yu?"

"Why are you looking for my parents?" Ding Xiaoluobo tilted his head.

Ji Ting: "..."

Shen Tuchuan: "..."

So, did their parents give them a second child? !

The author has something to say: This story will end tomorrow! During this period of time, I have been in a bad mood and have poor sleep, so I don’t update too much every day. I will try my best to adjust it. Starting tomorrow, I will code a little more every day, and return to the previous diligent state!