Xie Jiaran woke up, and before he opened his eyes, he yawned deeply in Liang Sunian's arms.
I was dazed and wanted to stretch myself, shake my hands, raise my hands, and clench my claws—
wrong!
Paws?
Where did these furry paws come from
Xie Jiaran was stunned for a moment, then suddenly came to his senses.
Bend the two "hands" and place them in front of your eyes, and what you see are two snow-white furry paws.
I moved my head and looked down, and not only the claws, but even the body wrapped in the empty pajamas was furry.
Wagging the tail again...
Damn it, when did the tail grow?!
Only one night has passed, and the aliens can't mutate so quickly
Xie Jiaran was frightened.
The beautiful cat's eyes became wet and watery, and it used the pads of its paws to scratch Liang Sunian's chin in panic.
The legs are so short that my face is almost touching them.
He tried to wake him up in a panic, but when he opened his mouth, he could only utter a soft and gloomy voice:
"Meow... ... "
"... ..."
"... ..."
"... ... ... "
"... ... ... "
The man and the cat stared at each other on the bed for a long time.
The mist in Liang Sunian's eyes faded away, and he tentatively scratched the forehead of the beautiful little white cat in front of him.
"Meow..."
With a whimper, the white cat drooped its eyelids, its mustache twitching, and lay listlessly beside his pillow.
His eyes were full of frustration.
"Really?"
"Ouch..."
The white cat responded to his address again with affirmation.
Liang Sunian was stunned for a while: "... How could this happen?"
When I woke up, my wife turned into a cat.
Is he dreaming, or is the world developing too fast for him to keep up
Xie Jiaran also wanted to know why this happened.
He simply slept in, and between the time he opened his eyes, things became beyond his acceptance.
"Can you change back?"
Liang Sunian pinched his ear.
It's so magical. Not only was his wife beautiful when she was a human, but I didn't expect she would be so beautiful as a cat.
Xie Jiaran shook his head, and his big furry tail also swayed twice in dejection.
"That's right. If I could change back, I would have done it long ago."
Liang Sunian asked a nonsense question.
Xie Jiaran wanted to ask what he should do now, but unfortunately he had a mouth but could not speak. All he could do when he opened his mouth was meow, meow, meow, which was nothing but cute.
Fortunately, Liang Sunian miraculously understood his meow meow meow.
"fine."
He patted his wife Cat's cute little head and said, "Let's wait and see. Maybe it will recover after a while. If it doesn't work, we can think of a solution then, okay?"
Xie Jiaran wagged his tail and sighed sadly.
That's all I can do.
He was trying to get used to walking on four paws. He shook his head and just stood firm when he was suddenly grabbed under the armpits of his two front paws and flipped backwards.
While lying on your back on the bed, your head is buried on your stomach.
The cat's belly was soft and furry. Liang Sunian rubbed it twice happily and squinted his eyes in satisfaction. Then the cat kicked him in the face angrily.
It's so annoying.
He still has the mood to bury his belly!
His wife didn't allow him to bury his belly, so Liang Sunian got out of bed regretfully, went to the bathroom to wash up, and came back to look at Xie Jiaran who was sitting on the bed studying his tail.
I reached out and took it to the bathroom.
"Wash your face, Ranran?"
Liang Sunian cleared out a dry washbasin and placed Xie Maomao on it.
Xie Jiaran instinctively raised his paw to lick it, but halfway through he realized his mistake and immediately put it down.
No, he is a human, not a cat. He cannot lick his paws to wash his face, or he will end up with a mouthful of hair.
He didn't want to taste the hair removal cream.
Liang Su Nian saw through everything, and holding back his laughter, he wiped him with a face towel, and then filled a shorter cup with water and placed it in front of him: "Wash your mouth?"
Xie Jiaran was not sure if the cat's mouth could hold water, so he decided to give it a try. He put his front paws on the edge of the cup and stretched his head -
Whoosh whoosh.
The sound of the hair dryer in the room lasted for more than ten minutes.
Liang Sunian helped his wife, who was lying on her head, to blow dry her wet head, then carried her out of the room and into the living room.
As soon as Xie Xiaonian saw him, his eyes lit up, and he ran over with his tail up, circled around him, meowing excitedly, wanting to come up and play with him.
Xie Jiaran slapped it on the head.
... ... Why am I so unfriendly when I turn into a cat
Xie Jiaran was scared by himself.
Then when Xie Xiaonian tried to get closer again regardless of the past grudge, he slapped it again.
"... ..."
Why slap him
Xie Xiaonian felt so wronged.
He took a few steps back, lay down on the ground with his ears drooping, and began to shut himself off.
Xie Jiaran looked up at Xiaonian’s father pitifully.
It wasn't that he wanted to hit Xiaonian, but for some reason, he really couldn't control his claws.
Liang Sunian couldn't help laughing as he picked him up again and put him on the cabinet next to him: "Fortunately, Xiaonian doesn't know who you are, otherwise he might really become autistic."
He patted his head and said, "Stay here for a while. I'll make breakfast. We'll go to the office to hand in the documents later and then we'll go home."
It had been agreed before that he would have a day off today, and Xie Jiaran happened to have nothing to do, so he went home to have dinner with his parents.
Although there was a small accident now, Ms. Nian and Mr. Liang have been preparing for a long time, and the kindness of their elders cannot be let down.
Xie Jiaran meowed obediently, indicating that he understood.
Liang Sunian turned and went into the kitchen.
Xie Jiaran kept his hands in his pockets for a while, but for some reason, he soon felt that something was wrong all over his body, but he couldn't tell exactly what it was.
He rested his chin on his paws and exhaled, his eyes moving around before finally settling on the two bunches of keys next to him.
Pop.
There was another sound of something falling to the ground.
When Liang Sunian came out of the kitchen, he saw Xie Maomao sitting on the cabinet, looking at him with a pair of innocent big eyes.
Lying in all directions on the ground in front of him were various small objects that were originally placed on the cabinet.
I couldn't help but raise my eyebrows.
"Kitten, are you so naughty?"
Xie Jiaran looked at the ceiling and flicked his ears without saying anything.
It's not that he's naughty, it's that after becoming a cat, he really can't control his itchy paws.
He thought that he would be able to forgive Xie Xiaonian if he scratched the sand or bit the Bluetooth earphones again in the future.
Liang Sunian made a waffle sandwich, and to take care of his wife who had turned into a cat, he made some hot goat milk.
After putting everything on the table, he opened a can of food for Xie Xiaonian.
A faint fishy smell wafted out and was picked up by the keen sense of smell of another cat present.
... ... The sandwich in front of me suddenly didn’t smell good anymore.
It tasted bland in my mouth. My eyes kept drifting towards the corner where Xie Xiaonian was. I couldn't help swallowing my saliva when I heard the sound of it licking the can.
Today's canned cat food smells so good.
It clearly smelled fishy before.
His actions were too obvious, and Liang Sunian was also discovered.
He looked at Xie Xiaonian, then at Xie Maomao, and asked hesitantly, "Ranran, how about I open a can for you too?"
"... ..."
Xie Jiaran was torn between his conscience and his desires.
I can't get over the psychological barrier of being a human being, but the cat food in cans is really, really delicious...
In the end, reason triumphs over desire.
Xie Maomao tried hard to look away and ate half a sandwich with the tasteless canned food wafting over.
He drank two sips of goat's milk from the plate, and when he looked up, something fragrant was stuffed into his mouth.
I subconsciously opened my mouth and took it in. The crispy and fragrant fish flavor filled my mouth.
It's dried fish!
How can it smell so good
Xie Jiaran couldn't help but purr. After eating a few pieces of dried fish, he felt satisfied as a cat.
I'm sorry, Xiaonian. I'll buy you ten kilograms of dried fish as compensation when I get back.
After eating and drinking, he walked to Liang Sunian and sat down, letting him wipe his mouth. When Liang Sunian stood up to hug him, he stood up and opened his front paws.
He thought he was getting ready to go to the office, but unexpectedly Liang Sunian carried him to Xie Xiaonian's bathroom - in front of the cat litter box.
"Really?"
Liang Sunian pinched his neck and said, "There's no litter box outside. Can we finish at home before going out?"
"... ..."
Liang Sunian: "Don't you know how to use it?"
"... ... ... "
Xie Maomao meowed and threw herself into his arms, becoming autistic on the spot.
The office is in the city center, and it takes nearly half an hour to drive there from my home.
In order to make it convenient for a certain cat, Liang Sunian wore a black hooded sweatshirt. Xie Maomao was not big in size, so he could sit just right in the hood.
He drove all the way to the door of the office. Since he was just handing in a document, Liang Sunian parked his car in the temporary parking space in front of the office for convenience.
As soon as I entered the door, I ran into a colleague.
"Good morning, Su Nian."
The other person was from the same class as him and they usually had a good relationship. He took the initiative to greet him: "Isn't today your day off? Why are you here? Are you volunteering to work overtime?"
"Do I look like someone who loves his job so much?"
Liang Sunian shook the document in his hand at him and said, "It's just a delivery. Once you hand it over, you can leave."
My colleague laughed: "That's what I said. I'm not stupid—eh?"
His eyes fell on Liang Sunian's shoulder, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "What a beautiful cat? Is it Xie Xiaonian?"
Xie Jiaran put his feet inside his hat, rested his head on Liang Sunian's shoulder, squinted his eyes and looked drowsy.
"no."
Liang Su Nian smiled and touched his head, and said temporarily: "This is another cat I raised, named Liang Xiaoran."
"You really gave this name to your son."
My colleague was delighted. The more he looked at the white cat, the more he liked it. He couldn't help but get closer and said, "Can I touch it? My hands are clean. I promise I won't make it dirty."
"I'm afraid not."
This is not negotiable.
Liang Sunian rubbed the cat's head on his shoulder and smiled apologetically at his colleague: "Xiao Ran is a bit of a germaphobe. He will be unhappy if he is touched by a stranger. He will scratch people when he gets angry."
"Ah? Okay, I hope we can become acquaintances next time we meet."
The colleague sighed regretfully, waved goodbye to the kitten and left.
Liang Su Nian brought Xie Jia Ran into the office, handed in the documents, and then returned to his workstation with two copies of information.
"Of course, wait for me for a moment."
He put Xie Jiaran on the table: "A little information, enter it and we'll go home."
Xie Jiaran had already mastered the farmer's pose. He walked around the table, found a position that he thought was comfortable and satisfactory, and then put it there without moving.
There were not many people in the office, and several colleagues coming and going saw Xie Jiaran. They had no resistance to the cute cat and wanted to touch it with shining eyes, but Liang Sunian politely refused them all, using the excuse that cats are shy and will scratch people.
Most of them left with regret in their eyes, but a few little girls were reluctant to leave. They stayed nearby under the pretext of discussing the case, stealing glances at the kitten from time to time.
Xie Jiaran didn't know he was so popular.
I got bored after dozing off for a while. I always felt an indescribable itch on my paws and wanted to scratch something...
Is it true that even if I become a cat, I can’t avoid suffering from thirsty skin
He thought confusedly, and instinctively stretched out his claws -
Screech.
The sound of sharp objects rubbing against each other gives people goose bumps.
Liang Sunian narrowed his eyes and looked up, just in time to catch a kitten happily scratching his folder as a scratching board.
The latter was caught in the act and angrily loosened his claws and returned to his original position. He felt embarrassed under the other party's half-smile gaze, and shook his tail, pretending to pick up the cup.
In order not to embarrass his wife, Liang Su Nian considerately did not bring up the topic, but asked him: "Are you thirsty? Do you want some water?"
Xie Jiaran obediently walked down the stairs and nodded.
Liang Su Nian asked him to wait a moment, stood up, poured out the water, cleaned the cup, and brought back a new cup of warm water.
Afraid that he would overturn the cup and use it to wash his hair like he did in the morning, Liang Sunian placed two fingers on the edge of the cup to serve as a ladder for him and let his front paws step on his hands.
At the same time, he loosely lifted the back of his neck to prevent him from losing his balance and falling in after drinking.
Seeing this scene, the girls nearby were so cute that their faces were bleeding.
Xie Jiaran was a little thirsty, but he didn't dare to drink too much. After all... After all, his parents didn't have a cat litter box, so he still had to be careful_(:3∠)_
"Meow~"
When his mouth was wiped, Xie Jiaran shouted at Liang Sunian in a long voice, asking him when he would go home
"I don't understand, wife."
Liang Su Nian smiled and touched his nose: "Let's go, let's go home."
He turned off the computer, stood up holding Xie Maomao, nodded politely when passing by a few girls who were eyeing the kitten, and left.
The girls were dumbfounded.
"Did I hear correctly... Lawyer Liang called his little kitty wife...?"
“Is this how all straight men keep pets nowadays???”
"Fuck, I want to be a kitten!"
The two new interns were talking, and the other one looked at them helplessly: "What are you thinking about? Didn't you hear Lawyer Liang just say that the kitten's name is Liang Xiaoran?"
"What's wrong?"
"Lawyer Liang has a wife, her name is Xie Jiaran. I guess this is just a cat that his wife keeps, so she calls it for fun."
"Huh? Lawyer Liang is married???"
"So young, so early?!"
"The person I fell in love with in college had a graduation certificate in one hand and a marriage certificate in the other. How could it not be too early?"
She looked at the two girls with disappointed and regretful faces and couldn't help laughing: "Don't be so sad. Next time when Lawyer Liang brings his wife over, I'll point her out to you. Maybe you will want to be his wife's wife more than Lawyer Liang~"
"ah??"
"???"
Xie Jiaran was too small and couldn’t wear a seat belt even when sitting in the passenger seat.
Liang Sunian simply held him in his arms, put his little head inside his sweatshirt, and let him sleep peacefully in his arms.
When I saw Ms. Nian at home, the first thing she asked was: "Where's Ranran? Why are you alone?"
Liang Su Nian gave the excuse he had thought of on the way: "Mom, Ran Ran had something urgent to do and had to have dinner with colleagues. The boss was also there, so I couldn't get away."
"What kind of leader is this? Why would you ask someone to have dinner at the last minute?"
Ms. Nian sighed in disappointment: "I also bought a lot of hairy crabs that Ranran likes. You can bring them back to Ranran when you go back home tonight."
"good."
As Liang Sunian finished speaking, a cat's head, which was half asleep, popped out from his collar. When it saw Ms. Nian, it opened its little mouth and meowed in a sticky voice, which sounded very coquettish.
"Hey? What is this?"
"It's the new kitten that Ranran and I have adopted."
Liang Su Nian carried Xie Jia Ran out: "Ran Ran said that he was sorry that he couldn't come back for dinner, so he asked me to bring him back for you to meet him. He is here as a cat instead of a person."
"When did you get this? It's so pretty."
Ms. Nian took Xie Maomao and held her in her arms. The more she looked at her, the more she liked her. "She actually looks a bit like Ranran, especially her eyes, which are as beautiful as Ranran's."
"Otherwise we wouldn't have taken it home to raise." Liang Sunian rubbed its head and said with a smile.
Xie Jiaran lay obediently in the arms of the young lady and enjoyed the caress. He had to admit that he kind of liked the feeling of being a cat. He didn't even have to walk and someone would hold him wherever he went.
"What about Xiaonian?"
Nian Xuelan asked: "Why don't you bring them back together? They are both my grandchildren, why are you still playing favorites?"
"How dare you?"
Liang Su Nian couldn't help but laugh: "Xiao Nian has become shy recently. He makes a fuss when he goes out, so I let him sleep at home."
The lady believed his lies.
Xie Maomao is so lovable that not only is Ms. Nian holding her tightly, but even Mr. Liang is quickly captured by her. He doesn't dare to compete with his wife for the cat, and can only sit next to it and touch the cat's head from time to time.
Liang Sunian was afraid that Xie Maomao, who had no power to resist, would be plucked bald, so he ate lunch and took his people back to the room.
"Honey, are you happy being a cat?"
Liang Sunian lay on the bed, looking at Xie Jiaran who was lying on the pillow.
Xie Jiaran thought about it and nodded.
If I put aside the worry of whether I can turn back into a human, I would be really happy.
He thought that if he couldn't turn back into a human after returning home, he would really have to try canned cat food.
The kitten's nodding action is so adorable.
Liang Sunian leaned his head over and rubbed it: "Ranran, why are you so cute!"
Xie Jiaran was kissed so hard that he couldn't open his eyes. He meowed and tried to hide, but his chin was suddenly tickled gently a few times. A comfortable feeling spread throughout his body and he suddenly didn't want to move.
He tilted his face back, squinted his eyes, and enjoyed himself so comfortably that even his ears became curled into airplane ears.
It was not until a soft laugh reached his ears that Xie Jiaran came back to his senses and opened his eyes. He met Liang Sunian's smiling eyes and realized his embarrassment only later.
What is he doing
It's not a real cat, why can't it hold back when its chin is tickled? !
He whimpered and buried his face in the pillow, then hugged it with his paws, flicking his tail shyly.
Student Xie Jiaran was too embarrassed to see anyone.
Liang Sunian laughed and held the person—no, the cat—in his arms, and gave it a loud kiss on the furry forehead: "Take a nap~"
Relying on her small stature, Xie Jiaran found the most comfortable spot under his chin, hugged him, lay down, and closed her eyes obediently.
Cats' sleep comes quickly.
Xie Jiaran just shook his tail twice before his consciousness became hazy.
It seemed like I had a strange dream of flying around in the sky, a mess with no logic. I was awakened by the voice of the middle-aged lady downstairs calling for dinner. I closed my eyes and stretched out.
Um
? !
This is not what a kitten stretch feels like!
He regained consciousness and suddenly opened his eyes, looked at his hands, moved his feet, and touched his face.
He's back!
The half-day cat experience card ended much faster than expected.
"elder brother!"
He happily woke Liang Sunian up: "Look, I'm back to normal!"
Liang Sunian was pulled up by him. He rubbed his eyes and opened them, and saw his wife looking at him with sparkling eyes.
Its eyes curved into crescents, and it shook its ears and wagged its tail happily.
"... ..."
He was silent for a moment, then calmly took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera, and took a picture of his wife.
"do what?"
Xie Jiaran looked puzzled.
"Nothing, just recording my lovely wife." Liang Sunian put down his phone happily, took Xie Jiaran's hand, and asked him to touch his head.
"!"
Xie Jiaran pinched it in disbelief, it hurt.
Why are his cat ears still there
I turned my head again and saw that the tail hadn't returned!
“It should be a matter of time.”
Liang Sunian patted his head and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, it will probably be fine after a while."
"Really? But I—"
Boom boom boom.
There was a knock on the door and Mr. Liang's voice rang out: "Liang Sunian, come out for dinner."
"Okay, right away."
Mr. Liang turned around and went downstairs without stopping. The sound of his footsteps faded away, leaving the young couple in the room looking at each other in bewilderment.
"Going to eat?" Liang Sunian asked.
His stomach growled twice, Xie Jiaran rubbed it, lowered his head and shook his ears in frustration: "Do we have to go like this?"
“This is easy.”
Liang Sunian got out of bed and rummaged through the closet, then found a black baseball cap: "Put it on so it won't be visible."
I raised my hand and put the hat on my wife's head. Hmm, very handsome and perfect.
"What about the tail?"
"Wear my sweatpants and hide in them."
Liang Sunian felt itchy and pinched the tip of his tail: "Remember to be good and don't move around, or you won't be discovered."
It was ten minutes later when the two of them packed up and went downstairs. Facing the two elders' surprised questions, Liang Sunian leisurely came up with the excuse that "Ranran rushed here immediately after the dinner party" and successfully fooled them.
Xie Jiaran had a little secret hidden under his hat, and he ate his meal in fear for being discovered.
Nian Xuelan noticed something was wrong with him that day: "What's wrong, Ranran? Are you feeling unwell?"
Xie Jiaran said: "Maybe I've been sitting in the car for too long, I feel a little dizzy."
"Then why don't you go back for a while."
Nian Xuelan suggested, "Just stay at home tonight. It's the same if you go back tomorrow morning. You go to work at nine o'clock anyway, so you can drive there in time."
"... ..."
It seems he made the wrong excuse.
Xie Jiaran pulled the brim of her hat guiltily and quietly kicked her husband under the table.
"No, mom."
Liang Su Nian spoke at the right time: "Xie Xiaonian has a cat at home. I'm afraid it will faint from hunger if I don't go back overnight."
Nian Xuelan: "You didn't prepare food for Xiaonian when you went out?"
Liang Sunian said innocently and confidently: "I forgot."
Then the back of my hand was hit by the chopstick tip.
When they returned, the trunk was filled with stuff as usual. Ms. Nian looked around and asked, "Where's Xiaoran?"
Xie Jiaran didn't realize who Xiaoran was talking about. He was about to raise his hand to answer "I'm here", but Liang Sunian responded quickly: "Xiaoran is already in the car, don't worry, he's not left behind."
"Okay, drive slowly, and remember to let me know when you get home."
"Okay, don't worry, Mom. Let's go."
"Dad, Mom, goodbye."
Back in the car, Xie Jiaran finally breathed a sigh of relief.
I took off my hat and touched it expectantly, and lo and behold, the ears were still there.
“No hurry.”
Liang Sunian was driving and took the time to comfort him with a smile: "This is also very cute."
"But I have to go to work tomorrow."
"Just get better by tomorrow. No need to rush. We still have things to do."
"Um?"
Xie Jiaran turned his head to look at him: "What's the matter?"
Liang Sunian didn't tell him: "You'll know when you get back."
Xie Jiaran returned home with doubts in his heart. Before he had time to change his shoes after stepping into the entrance, he was picked up and sat on the low cabinet next to him.
Xie Xiaonian ran over, meowing, and saw his father biting his ear in a ruthless manner.
"Meow?"
The little head is full of big doubts.
Xie Jiaran lost his temper: "Is this what you said you didn't do?"
Liang Su Nian smiled and said, "Yes."
Faced with his wife's speechless expression, Liang Sunian's smile widened. He suddenly hissed and took something out from the corner of his mouth.
“Of course.”
He held his hand out in front of him, "You seem to be losing some hair."
"... ..."
Xie Jiaran blushed and glared at him unhappily, then jumped off the cabinet and muttered, "I'm going to take a shower."
Of course Liang Sunian followed him shamelessly.
Then he discovered another new thing.
—Ranran seems to be afraid of water.
"Can it be smaller?"
He turned off the water halfway: "How about this?"
Xie Jiaran frowned and looked nervous.
No, I'm still scared.
Isn’t this a bit too unscientific
Only his ears and tail didn't grow back, so why do the aftereffects of being a cat still exist
Liang Sunian simply turned off the water: "How about not washing tonight and wait until tomorrow to change back to normal?"
Xie Jiaran immediately shook his head: "No."
Going to bed without taking a shower is really unbearable for a person with mysophobia.
Liang Sunian was helpless and thought for a moment: "Then get closer to me, maybe you won't be so scared, okay?"
Xie Jiaran nodded. This was the only way.
Water was pouring down from the top of his head. Xie Jiaran was completely unable to control his instinct of fear. He hugged Liang Sunian tightly, almost hanging on him.
Its ears and tail were wet, drooping listlessly and shaking slightly, and its snow-white fur made its skin look even smoother and more delicate.
Liang Sunian swore that he really had no other ideas at the beginning, but now...
"Of course, let's discuss something."
He whispered in Xie Jiaran's ear, "You may have to take a leave of absence from tomorrow's class."
"?"
Xie Jiaran's doubts soon received the most straightforward answers.
At that time he didn't know what this meant.
Ten minutes later, he began to feel deeply that this incident could be listed as one of the top ten painful events of the year.
Liang Sunian's movements were almost out of control and rough. He was held tightly in his arms, with one leg dangling in his arm.
The water rushed down from his shoulders, and he couldn't help hiding in his arms out of fear, but he wanted to push him away because of the pain and pleasure...
When he was carried out of the bathroom, he could no longer stand steadily, but someone was so cruel that he refused to come out.
Xie Maomao was pressed on the bed and continued to be bullied. She was so angry that she gathered all her strength to bite Liang Sunian's chin, but it didn't hurt at all despite her strength.
It doesn't seem like she's venting her anger, but more like she's acting coquettish.
Liang Sunian paused for a moment.
Unfortunately, it only lasted for a moment.
Xie Jiaran felt a hand holding his lower back, pressing him tighter against another person.
The low and hoarse voice of the instigator rang in my ears: "Wife, stop being so cute, I'm almost exhausted."
They don't know how to reflect on themselves, and even feel a little justified in feeling wronged.
"... ..."
Xie Jiaran clenched his back teeth.
With tearful eyes, she scratched the gangster's back hard.
You bastard, you’re still ungrateful after getting the advantage!
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