On the morning of New Year's Eve, Xie Wenxing went downstairs to have breakfast, and Guan He's grandma actually gave him a big red envelope when they met.
Xie Wenxing was flattered to accept it. Compared with his grandfather who didn't even look at him, his grandmother's attitude was already very friendly.
In the afternoon, when Guan Sha came home, as soon as she saw Xie Wenxing, she started clamoring to play games. It happened that Xie Wenxing's hands were itchy after a day of leisure, he went back to his room to get his laptop, and Guan Sha followed Xie Wenxing like a tail.
In the room, Guan He was looking at the computer, apparently working. He turned around when he heard the movement.
"Brother," Guan Sha said like a happy bird, "Sister-in-law promised to take me to the top, do you want to play with us?"
Xie Wenxing smiled, he didn't expect Guan He, a workaholic, to agree. The man diagonally opposite stopped scrolling the mouse when he heard the words, and when Xie Wenxing picked up the laptop, Guan He said, "Yes."
Xie Wenxing looked at Guan He in surprise: "Do you have a number?"
Guan He said: "High school."
Xie Wenxing: "Your numbers are all bronze, they can't be lined up together."
After a while he said again: "May I borrow one for you?"
Entering the game, Xie Wenxing saw that it was indeed Guan Sha who had logged in. Let me touch you. Xie Wenxing's tuba could only line up solo, so he used his trumpet. In the banpik session, Guan Sha was in the middle, Xie Wenxing took the shooter after hesitation, and he said to Guan He: "You help me."
He originally wanted to play jungle, but considering that Guan He hadn't played this game for a few years, he might be scolded if he cheated passers-by, so he would rather let Guan He cheat himself.
Guan He took Qin Nu, Xie Wenxing locked e when he saw this.
The game started to connect, and Xie Wenxing let out a surprise: "It's actually queued to fsh..."
Guan Sha was excited: "Where is it? Why didn't I see it?"
Xie Wenxing: "The clown opposite is his trumpet."
Guan Sha: "Fuhuang is practicing jungler? I'm so afraid of being caught by him."
As soon as he entered, Xie Wenxing saw fsh open his mouth and said: [Brother? ]
Xie Wenxing: [. ]
fsh: [Didn't you say you won't play today? ]
Xie Wenxing: [Bring a girl].
fsh also saw Guan Ya, let me touch you, fsh naturally knew what was going on with this account, he was a little puzzled: [Isn't this Mr. Guan's account? ]
Xie Wenxing: [It's a long story, but she's a girl].
Xie Wenxing was chatting while replenishing soldiers. When he was level 5, fsh came down from the river to catch a wave. The shooter was hit by Xie Wenxing until he ran away with residual blood. The remaining fsh and support were only a layer of blood after Xie Wenxing grew up.
fsh retreated into the tower, there were no soldiers to carry the tower, and Xie Wenxing, who was still in blood, could only watch the head slip away. Unexpectedly, Qin Nu suddenly rushed into the tower at this time, forcibly resisting the damage of the defensive tower and q to death fsh.
first bld!
an ally has been sin
One for one, Guan He's Qin Nu was also killed by fsh.
Guan Sha secretly laughed at the side: "Brother, are you so hostile? Didn't Fuhuang just say a few words to sister-in-law."
Xie Wenxing couldn't quite understand Guan He's way of killing one thousand enemies and self-defeating eight hundred. Hearing what Guan Sha said, he turned his head to look at Guan He. The latter raised his eyelids and replied absently.
...Wait, Guan He replied, huh? !
what does it mean…
Xie Wenxing began to think wildly.
When fsh came to catch him for the second time, the e manipulated by Xie Wenxing hit fsh to the residual blood again, fsh had no choice but to retreat, and assisted him to stop Xie Wenxing, but Qin Nu flashed to catch up with fsh, the r skill kept people, and the remaining set was thrown away on his face.
fsh was killed by Guan He again.
Xie Wenxing looked at fsh's body and felt aggrieved for him. Sure enough, after a while, fsh opened everything: [choking].
Guan Sha laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist: "Fuhuang is not good at playing wild, so this is too miserable."
Xie Wenxing also laughed: [Do you want an oxygen bottle? ]
fsh: [Brother, your assistant has a grudge against me...]
fsh: [I don't even know where I messed with her]
Guan Sha didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so she also typed: [You talk to e, Qin Nu is jealous].
fsh returned a question mark.
Even if fsh is playing a hero and position that he is not good at, it is not so easy to win fsh in this game. After playing for more than an hour, he finally won. At the end, Guan's mother knocked on the door and told them to have dinner. Xie Wenxing quit the game and got up, just in time to see Guan He flipping through WeChat.
Xie Wenxing didn't think much, and went downstairs with Guan Sha first.
*
Located in the eve club in Shanghai, fsh, an internet-addicted teenager who doesn't plan to go home during the Chinese New Year, withdrew from the game.
Only him and the mid laner were left at the club base. Seeing fsh sitting in front of the computer with a cigarette in a daze, the mid laner slapped him on the back of the head: "What is Fugou thinking?"
"I really don't understand," fsh said, "Obviously I touched your account and it belongs to the boss, why do you say you are taking girls?"
Although fsh respectfully calls all men older than him brother, when calling other people they will always call him brother xx, the closest brother, he has always only used it as Xie Wenxing.
"It's the boss's sister, right?" Zhong Dan said, "The boss seems to have a younger sister who is eight years younger. It is said that he likes little brother Xie very much. The boss used his sister's number for the convenience of giving gifts at the last annual meeting."
fsh: "I ran into my brother playing games with the boss's sister today, and my brother playing e, and their assistant has been chasing me to kill."
Mid laner: "Hahahaha, are you ashamed? Are you a trumpet master or a diamond? Are you being chased by the support?"
fsh: "I suspect that the support and them are in the third row."
Mid laner: "?"
fsh: "Who will it be?"
Mid laner: "... old, boss?"
After he finished speaking, he yelled at himself first: "Impossible, the boss doesn't look like a man playing games at first glance. We are fighting in the Summoner Canyon, and he gives advice in the business world."
fsh does not speak.
His hair was dyed platinum-blonde, and there was a medium-sized stud on one side of his left ear. fsh's face is extremely delicate, full of comics.
The middle laner knocked on the head of the melancholy and beautiful boy: "Don't think about it, isn't it because Xiao Xie didn't agree to slack with you? He has something to do today, isn't it the same for you to ask him out on the first and second day?"
fsh: "New Year's Eve has a different meaning."
As soon as he finished speaking, the mid laner suddenly wailed: "Damn, the dog looks at the group!"
In Eve's club wechat group, the manager suddenly issued a new order a few minutes ago: all players below the rank of king will become king within a week.
In other words, they can't wave for a while.
Mid laner: "Being king at the beginning of the season? Do I agree with my teammates?"
After he finished speaking, he quickly hugged fsh's thigh: "Pho dog takes me to fly."
fsh pushed him: "Go away, I don't like being hugged by men."
Mid laner: "I don't, the manager is crazy, you are the only one I can rely on."
After the mid laner finished speaking, he couldn't help complaining: "Why is the manager so stimulated, why is he so strict all of a sudden? Now you can't play trumpet, right?"
fsh has no expression on his face: "I can't slack with brother either."
*
After the New Year's Eve dinner, I watched the Spring Festival Gala with the elders for a while, and after twelve o'clock, Xie Wenxing and Guan He returned to the room.
Guan He was taking a shower, and Xie Wenxing was packing outside. He was lazy and didn't do much with the suitcase, so he found a small box from the bottom of his clothes.
Xie Wenxing took it out and was stunned.
A box of Okamotos. Still super thin.
He didn't remember buying condoms at all, and he didn't need to buy condoms, Xie Wenxing was puzzled. He fiddled with Okamoto, remembering how it ended up in his suitcase.
After much deliberation, Xie Wenxing thought of a possibility.
The night before the annual meeting, after dinner, I came to visit him and ff5's room. At that time, ff5 was not in the room. Time threatened and lured him to ask Xie Wenxing if the person he liked was the female anchor of the platform. Xie Wenxing didn't admit it, it happened that ff5 was knocking on the door outside, maybe the other party stuffed this thing into his suitcase when he opened the door with his back to the time.
Because before the time ran out, he said meanly: "Remember to look at the suitcase. If it's really our platform, buddies will help you set up your equipment tonight."
At that time, his mind was full of Guan He and Lu Yaoyao, if he simply forgot the time, he would never have thought that that guy hid this in his suitcase.
What a fucking little genius.
Xie Wenxing laughed after thinking about it, and it happened that Guan He came out of the bathroom at this time, and he saw Xie Wenxing smiling with a small object at a glance.
Guan He said: "What are you holding?"
Xie Wenxing: "Mouth, chewing gum."
Guan He: "When did you bring it? I don't even know."
Xie Wenxing: "It was given by someone else."
Guan He paused and repeated: "Send it?"
Xie Wenxing agreed in a low voice with a guilty conscience. He was about to hide the box when he took the small box from him lightly with one hand. Guan He dumped the contents on the carpet one by one, Xie Wenxing felt terrified when he saw them.
After pouring, Guan He smiled.
His smile was different from his usual slightly indifferent appearance, with a smell of melting ice and snow, but inexplicably, Xie Wenxing read sarcasm from his smile.
"Chewing gum? Why don't you say you blow up balloons?"
"This is a six-pack, and there are only five in it?"
Xie Wenxing: ...
asphyxia.
It's time for Nima, don't you know how to send a new box