Looking at Okamoto scattered all over the place, Xie Wenxing knew for the first time what despair is. Guan He was still looking at him, his eyes darkened, but the gloom in his eyes made Xie Wenxing feel that the other party was probably at a certain critical point.
Xie Wenxing understood very well, if it were him, he would be just as angry if the person who had promised not to mess with him when he signed the marriage agreement played this in front of him.
"I didn't use it," Xie Wenxing said, "It was a gift from a friend."
"Male or female?"
"male."
"Send you Okamoto?" Xie Wenxing hadn't tasted the profound meaning in this sentence, Guan He expressed it again: "Why did the man give you the condom?"
"Didn't you drink on the day of the annual meeting? That friend thought the person I liked was the female anchor of the platform, so he stuffed it in the suitcase as a joke." Xie Wenxing glanced at Guan He's expression and quickly added: "When he stuffed it in, he was five One! I'm useless."
Guan He showed a look similar to "you continue to make up". This incident was indeed too coincidental, he just found this thing in the suitcase today, and the most amazing thing is that there are only five left. Xie Wenxing couldn't argue with anything, he gave up on himself and muttered in a low voice: "It's impossible for me to only use one in one night."
Guan He picked up the covers on the ground one by one and put them together in his palm: "How many can you use in one night?"
"..."
"Don't want to say? Try it and you'll know."
"Don't! Don't wrong yourself." Xie Wenxing lost his soul: "I'll call my friend, it's really not for me."
Guan He completely ignored the second half of Xie Wenxing's sentence: "I wronged myself? Let you sleep?"
Xie Wenxing was distracted, his heart was beating wildly: "It's not impossible."
Guan He smiled: "You misunderstood. What I mean is, try to fill up how much you can fill by masturbating yourself."
Xie Wenxing: "...are you perverted?"
The person in front of him squinted his eyes, like a warning.
Xie Wenxing said immediately: "I'll call Time right away, and I'll let him talk."
When the call was dialed out and Xie Wenxing was waiting for the time to answer it, Xie Wenxing felt like what the hell was he doing? In the early morning of the first day of the new year, I called to track down the origin of a box of Okamoto. Fortunately, Time is a night owl like him, so he should not sleep now.
Unexpectedly, no one answered the phone after waiting for a long time. Xie Wenxing turned off the phone in embarrassment: "He seems to be busy."
Guan He let out an oh, and casually threw the things in his palm into the trash can. This scene made Xie Wenxing inexplicably nervous. He didn't know what to do, so he could only stand where he was, and repeated: "I really haven't used this before."
There was an indescribable grievance in his appearance.
Guan He looked at it, feeling mixed feelings for a moment.
You flirted with him so openly just now, but now you know you are wronged
"He really let it go..."
"I just touched this box for the first time, and I don't even know when he put it in."
"I didn't mess around with you after I married you," Xie Wenxing said, with a muffled voice: "You... can you trust me?"
Guan He looked at him like this, no matter how hard he reminded himself not to soften his heart...
He sighed inwardly, and threw Okamoto's box into the trash.
He didn't expect that this sound made Xie Wenxing quickly raise his eyes to look at him, and then at the box. Xie Wenxing seemed to be in a daze for a while, and his eyes turned slightly red.
Guan He didn't know where he was thinking. Seeing Xie Wenxing like this, the evil thoughts that had just arisen in his heart had to disappear.
"I believe you. But don't let this kind of thing appear in your suitcase in the future."
"No more," one second hell, the next second heaven. Xie Wenxing hastily promised: "I will check the suitcase in the future."
"Um… "
Guan He casually responded.
What Xie Wenxing assured him was that there would no longer be items like Okamoto in the suitcase, that is to say, he would not be able to buy a case by himself in the future.
Xie Wenxing actually agreed.
This guy...why is he so dumb sometimes
*
Probably because of going to bed late, on the first day of the new year, Xie Wenxing didn't get up until mid-sun. Guan He woke up earlier than him, and when Xie Wenxing dazedly touched the side, there was no one there.
On the first day of the new year, people came to Guan's house to pay New Year's greetings one after another, some were relatives, some were business partners. The visitors never stopped throughout the day.
In the evening, the elders were frying golden flowers and playing mahjong. Xie Wenxing had nothing to do, and suddenly remembered the sl appointment with fsh a few days ago. He sent the other party a WeChat message: [Are you coming? ]
fsh returns quickly: [0.0]
Xie Wenxing: [? ]
fsh: [The manager wants us to be king in a week]
Xie Wenxing: [He is not human]
fsh: [Brother, I think I may die suddenly at any time]
Xie Wenxing: [How come? Aren't you a solo little prince? ]
fsh: [Our team's mid laner forced me to get into his hearse]
Xie Wenxing: [That was really miserable]
fsh paused, the news never came, Xie Wenxing thought he had already started qualifying, but fsh sent a new message after a while: [Brother, do you want to double row with me? I kicked him and we played together].
Xie Wenxing smiled: [He will hate me]
fsh: [0.0]
fsh: [Then I will go to queue. By the way, I have been listening to my brother singing as lng as yu lve e recently]
fsh: [It's really very nice, if I think about developing into the music industry in the future, I will definitely support it]
Xie Wenxing: [Hahahaha]
Xie Wenxing: [You are very good at talking, let’s play]
After being successfully entertained by fsh, Xie Wenxing opened PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and at this time, he sent him a WeChat message: [Do you want to eat chicken? I have motion sickness medicine ready].
It's really a tacit understanding, Xie Wenxing replied: [Come].
They talked on the phone, Xie Wenxing didn't find the headset, so he turned it on, and after parachuting, he successfully grabbed the equipment, killed a group of people, and chatted with Xie Wenxing in his free time: "Why did you call me yesterday?"
Xie Wenxing: "It's a small matter, it's settled."
Xie Wenxing paused, and then said: "Let me ask you, why did you tell me last time that chasing people is to show off a little bit, I tried, but he doesn't seem to like it?"
Time to think about it for a while: "Nowadays girls like to flirt. There is a saying that you are not coquettish enough or I am not good enough. How is she?"
Xie Wenxing: "Excellent."
Time: "That's your problem, you're not coquettish enough."
Someone knocked on the door at this time, and then pushed the door open. Mother Guan was still holding the fruit plate, and she vaguely heard the phrase "You are not coquettish enough." Her expression was a little disbelieving: "Xiao Xie, what are you talking about?" ?”
Xie Wenxing: "..."
Xie Wenxing: "Auntie, I am playing a game, and my team is Japanese. Their Japanese pronunciation is so weird."
Xie Wenxing put on a show: "You are talking."
Time: "...you chirp."
Guan's mother was surprised: "Now the games can be played with foreigners?"
Xie Wenxing: "Yes, yes, this game is called PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. Players are all over the world, not only Japanese, but also Koreans, Spaniards, and Americans."
When Xie Wenxing said this, he saw Guan He coming over. In the game, he and the time-manipulating character went to the dune area in order to escape the poison. Xie Wenxing set up his gun and killed a player under the dune with one shot.
You touch me and kill 6rrdf with kar98k
When: "nie! #@%^%*!"
Xie Wenxing: "Auntie, look, this Japanese friend is praising me."
As soon as he finished speaking, the time-manipulating character was sniped a few times by others. Xie Wenxing ran over to treat him unexpectedly. Mother Guan had already put down the fruit plate and was watching the vivid picture on the screen with great interest.
Time: "%￥*￥##@@!!!"
Guan Mu: "What is he talking about?"
Xie Wenxing hadn't figured out how to translate the ghost call of time, when Guan He, who was leaning against the door, suddenly said, "He said, Xiao Xie is a good dish."
Xie Wenxing: "..."
He just remembered that Guan He had studied Japanese and Spanish, that is to say, the other party knew that he was talking nonsense, and it was fine if he knew that he was talking nonsense, but Guan He himself was also talking nonsense. He also spread rumors to slander his technology.
Shi Shi was teased and laughed wildly. Fortunately, he did not forget his Japanese setting while laughing, and deliberately mixed some strange syllables into his laughter: "*%￥@%hhhhh!"
Guan He continued to open his eyes and talk nonsense: "He said it was too good, if it was him, he would immediately apologize by harakiri."
Guan's mother was very worried: "Xiao Xie, are you not angry?"
Just as Xie Wenxing was about to speak, the character he manipulated was also shot, so Xie Wenxing quickly replenished his blood.
Here comes the poison.
The players hiding in the sand dunes ran and exchanged fire, and the time that had become a box watched Xie Wenxing's dying struggle with great interest, and he never forgot to babble.
Time: "%￥#@*."
Guan He: "How can you cook like this?"
Time: "%%%￥￥##!"
Guan He: "Are you still alive? It's more suitable for you to fall into a box."
As soon as he finished speaking, the bloody Xie Wenxing was shot in the head.
Dogs hit me use up9 to kill you
eight place
Time burst into laughter: "@#@#￥￥hhhhhh!"
Guan He paused for a moment, probably having played enough, the corners of his lips curled up slightly. Looking at the screen that has turned into black and white, he said, "However, the box you turned into is quite cute."
When Xie Wenxing heard this, he suddenly looked up at Guan He.
He was obviously mocking him, but with the bright teasing in Guan He's eyes, Xie Wenxing felt his heart pounding when he looked at it.
Is he completely hopeless...