"Let me go, you blocked my way" Author: Sake Yidao
Receive × Receive/dog blood/HE
01.
The starlet's drive on the road is well thought out.
Adult magazines are all stuffed into the trash can downstairs, the F drive in the computer and the floor at home are competing for radiance, trying to create a pitiful illusion of "this person is black on the Internet, but white at home" after death. .
Maybe there will be some media who join in the fun to dig out the few works he only has, and compliment him meaningfully, and it is not in vain for his hard work for the past three years.
Red has been red, black has been black, once in the world, only a innocent suicide note is left on Weibo, and the timing is set. When his car turns into the Lushui River, he can still entertain netizens at the end. A joy.
When I was about to run up Yanjiang Road without thinking, a man suddenly jumped out of the green belt and lay on the ground, as if he was blind.
The little star slammed on the brakes, breaking out in a cold sweat.
He opened the car door and cursed: "I think you are very good at bumping when you are young. Why don't you go to a cemetery to play with bumper cars?"
Come and touch him a porcelain that is about to commit suicide, and I am not afraid of losing my life!
The more the little star thinks about it, the more angry she becomes, her lips touch up and down, and a string of classic national scolding is slamming.
Pengci obviously had never seen this battle before, so he sat on the ground dumbfounded, his mouth pouted, and he was about to cry.
02.
Before the young master ran away from home, anyone who met him would have to shout out to his father and brother for the face of the young master, Jin Guizhi.
But half a year ago, after being kicked out of the family to cut off the relationship and cut off the living expenses, the life is not as good as that of the migrant workers.
Migrant workers can still move bricks to build buildings, what can he do
He didn't have a penny on his body and didn't look back. He hoped that he could find his poor boyfriend in a difficult situation. Who knew that the boyfriend's face slammed: "You have no money, why am I still with you?"
After struggling for more than half a year, the young master, who had no face to go home and do odd jobs everywhere, finally couldn't stand it any longer. When he saw a Toyota rushing towards him, he was stunned and jumped out thinking about dying.
I only felt ashamed when I found out that I didn't die. It's okay to die, and the owner of the car is so unlucky.
Just as I was about to get up and apologize, I was scolded in the face.
The young master was originally heartbroken, but he didn't expect that the little star's mouth was so poisonous that he really couldn't stand this grievance, so he would scold him back.
After opening her mouth for a long time, she could only say one sentence: Didn't your mother tell you not to swear
Tears swirled in the eye sockets - crying because of his own anger.
03.
The little star cried for him: "Hey, I haven't cried yet, what are you crying for?"
The young master glared at him with tears in his eyes, and his crying became louder and louder, and the people who were watching from a distance just now came together.
The little star's face began to hang on.
After all, he was still a star before, and he couldn't stand such a shame, especially since he wasn't dead yet!
The little star dragged the china bumper into the car with all his strength, pulled on the seat belt and drove forward. It was difficult to do it when he drove to the riverside, and he couldn't take this piece in the car to feed the fish.
He turned his face and stared at the young master, who also looked at him with tears in his eyes.
The two said at the same time: "You..."
Young Master: "You speak first."
The little star took off the mask and rubbed his face: "It's better for you to talk first."
Just waited for the person to finish, then kicked out of the car and continued to die.
That look of death made the young master shudder, and he mustered the courage to finish his sentence: "This river is not suitable for suicide."
Little Star: "...?"
Young Master: "There are snakes in the river, and they will bite people. The last time I jumped off, I was so scared that I swam back..."
The little star's hand holding the steering wheel froze: "Really?"
"Why did I lie to you?"
The young master didn't want to pour cold water on him, but he had a psychological shadow on Jumping River when he committed suicide for the first time half a month ago, for fear that the little star would rush down with him regardless.
The little star hesitated. Being eaten by a fish after death and being bitten by a snake during his lifetime are two different things. He is afraid of pain.
Just thinking about whether to forget it today, the young master stared at the finger-long scar exposed on the left side of his face, and looked at the facial features that seemed to be acquainted before, he hesitated: "Am I...are you..."
Little Star: "?"
Young Master: "Have I eaten your melon?"
Little Star: "… "
die! Must die today! Who does not let him die, who is he anxious for!
04.
The young master also felt that it was not very good to say this, and wanted to explain clearly: "I happened to see it on the hot search! I remembered that I had seen your TV series before, and I liked it very much... That... just that... "
After watching the play, the young master forgot about it, and he couldn't remember the name of the characters in the play. The last shot of his head said, "It's the cannon fodder who died in the last tragic death!"
Little Star: "… "
You better shut up.
The young master was anxious: "Hey, don't believe it, when he was about to shoot himself in the heart in the last scene, his eyes were very good-looking."
The little star also remembered which drama he was talking about. It was the first time in the whole drama that he was praised by the director. The previous performances were all a piece of shit. Can shit become a movie star
The screenshot of the last scene was posted on the Internet, and many people turned to fans, claiming that it was because the eyes at the moment of suicide got good looks, and it was the despair of being in hell when they suddenly woke up in the middle of a drunken dream and died.
They said his expression was so sadistic that they even wanted to pour another bucket of boiling water on him in desperation.
Later, all the directors who worked with him discovered that small stars are suitable for taking lunch boxes, and only when they are about to die can they have such amazing acting skills.
The little star was also puzzled. When he was interviewed, he was suddenly asked this question and lost his usual eloquence. After a long time, he thought it was appropriate to make up a sentence: "Maybe it's because I have a lot of experience in suicide."
As a result, there was another heated discussion on the Internet, and netizens wanted to find out what tragic past he had.
The little star was a little flustered, how could he have a tragic past to pick up, his hometown is an 18th-tier county, although he is not rich but not so poor, he went to school and graduated in good order.
Because he does look better than the average person, he was pulled by a few small directors to shoot online dramas, and the one who signed him is also a film and television company that is not good or bad. Occasionally receiving a good resource is a big luck.
Unexpectedly, he was really picked up in the end, and he was ridiculed out of the circle for a while.
Being nurtured, robbing resources, selling character designs, and pretending to be depressed.
The young master wanted to comfort him: "Actually, I think it's all netizens trying to catch the wind and drag you to that person..."
After he finished speaking, he muttered to himself: With that person's conditions, he can be considered a gold master in the entertainment industry, and netizens are afraid that he is not following the trend.
The little star finally spoke, with red eyes: "We are indeed related."
Young Master: "Huh?"
For the sake of wanting to die, the little star unceremoniously stuffed a big melon into his mouth: "He's my boyfriend."
Young Master: "Huh??"
The little star added: "Now it's an ex-boyfriend who just dumped him last month."
Just when he hoped that his boyfriend would help him clarify that they were not in a foster relationship, and he didn't borrow him to rob other people's resources, the usually considerate boyfriend looked at him inexplicably: "It's not that you and I are supporting you. Why do I live with you? Besides, do you really think that you are lucky to be able to make that drama? You don’t want money because you want resources by default?”
The little star realized later that his boyfriend was indeed a scumbag, and that person just thought that when he seriously said that he wanted to fall in love with him, he found it interesting and played some real love games with him.
Everyone concluded that he was being nurtured, and only he himself felt that this was true love. He didn't know if there was a hell, but he deeply realized the real fool in the world.
The young master's sadness came from it: "When I was a junior in high school, I also talked to a boyfriend who is seven years older than me. I heard that his hometown is in a remote mountainous area. , and will take me out to eat."
Little Star: "Huh?"
The young master added: "Although I paid for the meal."
Little Star: "Huh??"
Young Master: "At that time, I wanted to live with him for the rest of my life, so I came out of the closet with my family. My father said that if I didn't break up with him, I wouldn't be allowed to go home, but then even if I saw clearly that he had broken up, I didn't have the face to go home again. ."
It was really miserable, the little star comforted: "At least you can go back if you want to go home. My parents didn't even say a good word when they saw the dog-blood spray I was scolded on the Internet, so I just died outside. already."
The young master thought for a while: "At least you still have money. After my boyfriend and I broke up, I went to do odd jobs. I finally saved a little money and wanted to rent a house, but it was all stolen."
Little Star: "Huh? I have money? I had a little money. My good friend said that he wanted to open a shop and asked me to borrow all my belongings. When I turned around, I heard that I had lost everything, and I didn't even have an IOU!"
The young master has a strange competitive spirit: "When I was about to start all over again, some college classmates said they could introduce me to a job, and deceived me into a MLM organization outside the province. After staying for three months, I finally managed to escape. "
The little star is unwilling to be left behind: "Since I was picked up and said that I was fostered, they began to say that I was deliberately set up as a miserable person. Bo was in the top position. I had acting skills but too scheming. They also said that I would pretend to be depressed in the next step."
The little star slapped his leg heavily: "Why don't I know that I have acting skills? I'm afraid I'm not blind!"
The moon rises in the east and sets in the west, two people sitting on the river beach, you come and I have a dry mouth, and I am committed to pulling out every tragic point that cannot be let go.
Young Master: "I ran out of the MLM organization and went to a western restaurant to work part-time.