"That's a real thank you teacher."
Chen Caixing touched his stomach and smiled, showing his eight teeth, and walked into the school gate with Xiao Jiu in one hand. The dean of the school, Mr. Liu, bit his teeth until his cheeks were bulging, but he didn't say anything. After Mr. Hu finished his tough words, he smiled kindly and said, "Mr. Liu, I think this female classmate is still very polite, you Ah, it's too harsh."
Teacher Liu looked like he was violently killed on the spot.
Guo Yu and Cheng Lifeng followed behind, and Guo Yu waved to Teacher Liu shyly and said hi.
A few 'pussy students' entered the school, and three were left standing outside. Director Hu didn't have a good look on these three people, "Why don't you come in? The school gate will be closed in a while."
"I'm in college, what high school?"
"You made a mistake, I want to go back."
"Yes, don't be Yang Yongxin, I won't go in."
The rookie players are very determined not to enter the school. The dean of the school will vent the anger he received on Chen Caixing on several newcomers, saying: "If you love entering or not, once the school gate is closed, it is impossible for you to enter. ."
Director Hu didn't say anything and entered the campus with a smile.
Across the electric iron gate, as the two teachers entered, the door began to slowly close. The player standing behind the door suddenly shouted, "Come in, come in, it's foggy."
"Don't lie to us, what's so scary about the fog." The rookie player outside the door finished speaking, but when he saw the faces of the few people inside the door with horror, he turned back subconsciously.
The thicker and thicker fog quickly swallowed the surrounding scenery, and there were shadows swaying in the fog, but if you look closely, it is not a shadow at all. These people's expressions are stiff, their faces are gloomy and waxy, like corpses staring at each other. them.
"Come in, the door is closing!"
A rookie player shouted in the door.
Regarding all the strange scenes that happened outside the door, the dean of education and director Hu didn't even see it, one was angry with a straight face, the other smiled kindly, and director Hu said, "Don't delay, you all came in. , let's go, it will be dark in a while."
"There are ghosts, there are ghosts, haven't you seen it?"
"What the hell? Don't talk nonsense, you are the pillars of the new era, and you can't build superstitions." Director Hu taught Dundun.
Among the three people outside the door, a female player was half-wrapped in the mist, screamed, broke free and rushed into the door. With this beginning, the other two ran in one after another. At the moment when the electric iron door was closed, all three of them came in, but half of the female player's arm was stained with red blood.
"Are you all right? What's scaring the fog like this?"
The people in the door couldn't see it clearly, and could only see the shadows shaking in the fog, but looking at the pale face of the female player, it seemed like she saw something terrible.
"I, me, there is me in the fog, she looks like me but she died, and she grabbed me and asked me to accompany her..."
The injured female player said it in a topsy-turvy manner, but the other players still understood.
Everyone's face suddenly sank, thinking that there might be their bodies in the fog, so are they now standing on the campus alive or dead
"I don't know if there is me?" Guo Yu was still curious.
Chen Caixing grinned: "I'll take you out? Will you go take a look?"
"That's not necessary, really." Guo Yu looked serious, and then asked Cheng Lifeng: "Old Cheng, what are those things in the fog outside?"
Cheng Lifeng still had a cold and expressionless face, and guessed: "Maybe it's the fear and fantasy in the players' hearts, and the game world teaches disobedient players a lesson."
"That shouldn't be the three. Who among us has a thorn in the head of Sister Yuan." Guo Yu said carelessly.
Chen Caixing: …
Chen Shitou planned to teach Guo Yu a lesson. Guo Yu had already turned the rudder and started to praise Sister Yuan in stand-up comedy.
"Sister Yuan, you look good in this outfit today. You are pure and noble."
"Little brother is cute and smart, and a genius."
An old player next to him glanced at this side and asked with a puzzled look, "The four of you know a team?"
"I don't know, whoever of you finds annoyance can fight without interfering." Chen Caixing said.
Guo Yu: ... Sister Yuan, don't do this! ! !
Cheng Lifeng was still two steps away from Guo Yu.
Guo Yu: ! ! ! Old Cheng, you have changed! you don't love me anymore! ! !
However, no old players believe that the relationship between these four people is very familiar at first glance.
So when I went to the dormitory building, some players started to form a gang. The female player with an injured arm walked at the end. She looked pitiful with a pale face, but no player took care of her, even if she was standing with her just now. The two newcomers outside the door are now each pleasing to ask the veterans for advice.
I've seen ghosts and I'm afraid of death, I know it's unusual here.
"What are you talking about along the way? Be quiet, it's class time." The dean in front shouted sharply.
Chen Caixing looked around, the dormitory building and the teaching area were separated by a playground, and the players' discussions did not affect the teaching area at all. But he didn't say anything.
Soon I arrived at the student apartment building. It looked very old. Now the weather is neither cold nor hot, it looks like April and May. The apartment building is full of creepers and greenery. If you look at it in the real world, it will not have a scenery, but in the supernatural game world, it is a little gloomy.
As soon as he arrived, Guo Yu rubbed his arms, "It's very oozing."
Walking in, the light is very dim, the building is not a sunny area, it is backlit. Not only cold, but also humid.
"There are free rooms on the fourth floor and the first floor, you can choose." Director Hu said with a smile.
The players looked at each other in dismay and no one dared to choose. Chen Caixing fluttered his hair and said: "I'm pregnant, it's inconvenient to climb up and down, so I choose the first floor."
As soon as the dean heard the word 'pregnancy', his temples jumped suddenly, because Director Hu didn't have an attack with Chen Caixing.
"The dorm is for six people—"
"Ah, there are so many people, where did my family's money go? Is there no deluxe double room? This life is too hard, I can handle it, but my brother can't." Chen Caixing said coquettishly.
Yuan Jiuwan said at the right time: "Sister, I will just endure it."
"I'm sorry baby."
Director Hu, Dean of Education: It's really wronged to hurt your brothers and sisters.
There are a total of sixteen players, this time a bit too much. After Chen Caixing opened his mouth to choose a room, everyone else wanted to choose the first floor, and everyone thought that if something happened, they could run away. But unfortunately, there are only two vacant rooms left on the first floor, door to door at the innermost side of the aisle. There are two more rooms on the fourth floor. In the middle, the lighting is also very good, and there is no damp on the first floor.
There are four rooms for sixteen people, and one room for four is spacious.
This is Chen Caixing's idea. Other players can't wait to be squeezed into one room. The number of people is strong, and they can strengthen their courage. Therefore, in the end, Chen Caixing Yuan 90,000 Guo Yu and Cheng Lifeng lived in a room of four, living in the corridor on the first floor. Opposite their room are four old players with two newcomers, and the remaining six newcomers can only choose the fourth floor.
Half and half old and new.
"You guys clean up first, it's 4:30, it's almost 5:00. You don't have to go to class today, there will be evening self-study at 6 o'clock in the evening, and it will be until 11 o'clock. If you pay attention, you have to go to the classroom. This is your class schedule and there are points. Class schedule." Director Hu sent the form down.
"Aren't we in the same class?" A player saw it.
The dean said with an unpleasant expression: "Are you here to study or play? There are so many questions in one or two."
"The school is also for your own good. It is deliberately broken up so that you can study and study well." Director Hu laughed.
After explaining the matter, the two went to the principal to report.
As soon as the door closed, Chen Caixing looked at the 'curriculum schedule' in his hand, "Are high school students working like this now?" Not as 'strict' as Qingyang.
"I haven't read for many years, and I wake up so early?" Guo Yu was also not used to it.
The only one who thinks that there is no possibility is Cheng Lifeng.
At 5:30 in the morning, the bell rang, the playground gathered at 5:50 to start the exercise, and it was over at 6:20. At 6:40, I started to read in the morning, and then had a class in the morning. One hour break at noon, one hour break from morning to five o'clock in the afternoon, night self-study from six o'clock to eleven o'clock, lights out at half past eleven.
If you follow this table, you will not have much time to search for clues.
"I don't know if skipping classes and not doing things according to the rules are considered death conditions." Chen Caixing suddenly became a youthful female high school student and rebelled.
But that is to say.
The dormitory is a bunk bed, with two long tables in the middle, and an old wardrobe against the wall next to it. There is no balcony and no bathroom, so I have to go to the public bathroom when I wake up at night.
"Xiao Jiu and I sleep in the same bed, you two should share." Chen Caixing said.
Guo Yu picked the one who was leaning on Chen Caixing's bed, he fell asleep fat, squeezed his throat and shouted, "Lao Cheng, Lao Cheng, don't sleep on the opposite side, you sleep on top of me, otherwise I won't feel safe."
Cheng Lifeng doesn't care.
"You guys sleep like a car." Chen Caixing was very curious, "Are all of you straight men so unconsciously wheat bran?"
Even more gay than his authentic one.
Cheng Lifeng asked a question mark: "What car?"
Guo Yu was afraid of being beaten to death, so he quickly said, "It's nothing, Sister Yuan is talking nonsense."
After the play, Chen Caixing shared his clues and the props he bought, and Cheng Lifeng and Guo Yu also had clues.
"pua high school campus."
The clues are right. Chen Caixing bought cheap props, as did Guo Yu and Cheng Lifeng. Yuan Jiuwan raised his chubby hand and said, "Sister, I also bought Huamei and exchanged the money."
"Okay, the ability of money is also a kind of ability." Chen Caixing didn't take it seriously at first when he rubbed the child's curly hair, and then subconsciously asked, "How much did you exchange?"
Yuan Jiuwan's fleshy face jumped.
"More than a hundred gold coins."
Chen Caixing: ! ! !
Guo Yu also whistled beside him, "Xiao Jiu is a rich boss."
"Is there a lot of sisters? I still have a lot of them." Yuan Jiuwan looked careful and well-behaved when he did something wrong.
In the face of such a well-behaved little brother, who can bear to blame. Of course Chen Caixing smiled and said, "Not much, not much, it's all money, you can take it out and let me see." If the RMB is fine, it can be used when I go back.
Yuan Jiuwan took out the money, one by one, obediently and cleverly, just like paying the salary, "It's all for my sister."
Seeing the familiar money, Chen Caixing heaved a sigh of relief, did not refuse, and put it all into his game backpack.
"This world should be simple." Cheng Lifeng said.
Chen Caixing nodded in agreement. He also felt this way. Although there were a large number of players, it could be seen from the clues and purchased items. That's why Chen Caixing was so arrogant as soon as he entered the game, but also for testing.
Speaking of business, the three exchanged ideas for the next game.
"Find the victim first."
Guo Yu said: "That's easy, let's just use the ghost talisman."
Chen Caixing patted Guo Yu's shoulder, "Sure, I'll leave this to you."
"Oh no, how come Sister Yuan is mine?" Guo Yu called out, winking at Old Cheng, Cheng Lifeng said, "Try tonight."
Guo Yu: … It’s always him who gets hurt.
The bell rang soon. Unlike other schools, when the school bell rang, the students rushed out like a galloping horse. The bell of this school ended, and it was still quiet. Guo Yu wondered, "Isn't it because I didn't finish class? Why is it so quiet that I didn't speak at all."
"Let's go." Cheng Lifeng stood at the window and looked out.
Across the distance, there are indeed students coming out of the teaching building area, wearing wide and fat school uniforms like bags, all with short hair, can't see their expressions clearly, carrying school bags, holding things in their hands and looking down, the whole process. Quietly and no one spoke.
"Go out and have a look, I happen to be hungry." Chen Caixing said.
The four of them pushed open the door and went out, and the player on the opposite side also came out.
Chen Caixing:
"Maybe I was frightened by your demeanor outside the school gate, Sister Yuan." Guo Yu said with a smile.
The meaning of the words is that veteran players think that Chen Caixing is mentally retarded, and they are afraid of being implicated, so they can avoid as far as they can.
"People skip classes, get pregnant, and contradict the teacher, but they're a good girl." Chen Caixing squeaked shyly, "You stinky men don't know how to appreciate, hum."
Yuan 90,000 quickly stood in line: "Sister, I will appreciate it."
"Good nine, you are the most fragrant."
Brother and sister rainbow farts reward each other.
Smelly man Guo Yu and Cheng Lifeng: …
The school cafeteria is next to the dormitory building, a two-story dilapidated narrow and long building. Many students have already arrived, and there is no chatter as imagined. These students are divided into two teams of men and women and line up for dinner. Almost every student has a small book of shorthand words in his hand, and takes time to memorize the words. Eating quietly.
"What will Miss Yuan, Xiao Jiu, eat? I'll go buy it." Guo Yu ran errands automatically, as a stinky man.
Chen Caixing looked at the food by the window, but he had no appetite. "What's so good about stewed tofu with cabbage? Can't my family donate a canteen?"
"Sister, do parents still lack a son? If you can inherit hundreds of billions, count me as one." Guo Yu followed the blind poor.
"You want to seize the inheritance of the child in my belly?" Chen Caixing raised an eyebrow.
Guo Yu: …
"Don't dare."
Every time he entered the game, Sister Yuan acted so real that he almost felt that Yuan Xingxing was Chen Caixing's twin sister.
After walking around, Chen Caixing still didn't see what he wanted to eat. The food was too bad. Stewed tofu with cabbage, fried noodles with cabbage, and zucchini with cabbage. It looked steamed and soft and mushy, and the rice was rotten.
what to eat.
"Just eat these? Is it delicious?" Guo Yu grabbed a classmate and asked.
The classmate was at a loss for a few seconds, and then slowly said: "The teacher said that hardship and simplicity cannot be materialistic, and you must exercise your will."
?
"This excuse is very glamorous, how much food was deducted." Chen Caixing admired. He just watched the circle, and the price is not too expensive at 6 yuan or 8 yuan, but it is still expensive compared to the dishes. A cabbage with no oil and water and rice sells for 8 yuan, you don't lose your heart!
When the classmates heard the fear on their faces, they avoided a few people and ran to another team to get food.
Soon four classmates wearing red armbands stood up, and one of them said, "Are you classmates eating? Don't talk in the dining hall, and leave a quiet atmosphere for other classmates."
Chen Caixing was in a trance, feeling that his school life was an illusion from his previous life.
But it's actually only six years.
"Born on duty?" Chen Caixing asked.
"We belong to the discipline picket team." The other party said, and one of them said, "Team leader, they don't dress like our school's. They should be the exchange students the teacher said."
"No wonder these bad atmospheres were brought in." The team leader frowned with disgust in his eyes, and said, "It's not an example, just sit down and go out without eating."
Chen Caixing looked complicated: "Are you a closed disciple of the dean?"
"You know Mr. Liu? Our group is led and managed by Mr. Liu."
really.
This kind of 'upright and not arrogant' atmosphere is very Mr. Liu. Sure enough, he was a direct disciple.
"If you don't eat it, you can't eat it." Chen Caixing was very curious, "Where are the teachers eating?"
He did not believe that the teachers in the whole school had to 'train their will through hard work and simplicity'.
"In the cafeteria, students can't go there. That's where the teacher rests. We must respect the teacher and not disturb the teacher..."
Chen Caixing: I'm sorry, I'm a bad girl.
The four of them walked out of the cafeteria and stopped a classmate to ask where the small cafeteria was. It was a little far from the big cafeteria, next to the teacher's apartment. The teacher's cafeteria looked quite old, but as soon as he arrived at the door, Chen Caixing smelled the smell of chicken thighs and was suddenly hungry.
"I have chicken legs to eat."
"Fragrant." Guo Yu was also snarky, but he had just experienced the cabbage tofu, and now he smelled the chicken thighs and felt delicious.
The four of them went in, the small cafeteria was on the first floor. The teachers sat and chatted. The atmosphere was not lively, but it was more relaxed than the student cafeteria. As soon as they entered, a teacher recognized it as a student. Teacher Liu took the lead to stand up and said, "You can't come here. Go out, the student cafeteria is next to the apartment building."
"I know, I just came from over there." Chen Caixing smiled and said coquettishly, "Teacher, I'm pregnant, so I want to eat something good."
"The students of your private school are squeamish, you have to obey our rules when you come here, you can't just not." Teacher Liu reprimanded with a stern face, "I have long thought that you are not pleasing to the eye, this cafeteria will not sell anything to students. "
Other teachers bow their heads to eat or watch a play. Director Hu said in a roundabout way: "You guys go out, the school rules, Mr. Liu is not embarrassing you."
"What about Sister Yuan? Do you want to do it?" Guo Yu said with a 'old Cheng Shang' attitude.
on what. Chen Caixing asked, "Where is the principal's office?"
"It's useless for you to ask the principal." Teacher Liu was very confident, and finally let out a bad breath, "This rule is set by the principal."
"Try it." Chen Caixing looked like a charming girl.
Mrs. Liu was happy to see this woman run into a wall, and she seemed to be talking about the location of the principal's office.
"Teacher." Chen Caixing smiled politely, "I wish you a good pregnancy~"
Mr. Liu was furious, "Director Hu, look, these students are disobedient to discipline and glared at me just now, they are the scum of society. I really don't know what these students are doing in school!" After eating two bites, the chicken drumsticks in the bowl suddenly felt greasy, I retched twice, and my stomach started to hurt.
The teacher sitting next to him asked with concern, "What's wrong with Mr. Liu? Are you uncomfortable?"
"My stomach hurts." Mrs. Liu was holding her stomach and felt wrong. Her stomach seemed to be puffing up. The teacher next to her also noticed it and asked in surprise, "Mr. Liu, are you pregnant?"
Teacher Liu:! ! !
On the way, Guo Yu babbled: "Xing, why were you so polite to that extinction just now?" And I wish you a good pregnancy
Teacher Liu, the dean of the school, likes to mention the nickname Extinction.
"I dropped a prop in the last world." Chen Caixing was in a good mood, glanced at Guo Yu with a smile, and said happily, "Whoever is staring is pregnant. Literally."
Guo Yu: ! What the hell! ! ! He suddenly covered his eyes and stammered: "Sister, sister, my good sister and sister, I am your brother, you must be nice to me."
"Do you stare at you?"
"No!!!" Guo Yu howled.
Yuan Jiuwan said unhappily, "I'm my elder sister's younger brother, and my elder sister can only kiss my younger brother."
"Just kiss the good nine." Chen Caixing pinched his little brother's fleshy cheeks.
Knowing that Chen Caixing was holding the 'big move' in his hand, Guo Yu didn't dare to swish along the way. He was as well-behaved as a kitten.
"Guo Yu, the literal meaning is that I stare at you, and you will be pregnant even if you are blind." Chen Caixing reminded Guo Yu that his IQ was online.
As long as he wants to be a stallion, no matter who he is, he must have a cub pregnant!
"Hey, elder sister, you are too cruel, even the blind will not let go."
Chen Caixing smiled slightly, "I'm a beast."
When he reached the principal's room, Guo Yu automatically knocked on the door without his eyes telling him. There was a sound from inside, and the four entered. Chen Caixing asked directly: "How much is the contract for the school canteen for a month?"
Don't you go to the teacher's cafeteria to eat? ? ? Guo Yu question mark.
The principal was a middle-aged and greasy Mediterranean man. He was stunned and said, "You are exchange students? The cafeteria is not for outsiders."
"Okay." Chen Caixing used the props decisively. Seeing the serious principal just now, he instantly looked at Chen Caixing eagerly and obsessively, "What's the matter, my dear?"
"Call and tell the canteen that I have contracted. Where is your principal's official seal? Take it out." Chen Caixing made a quick decision.
Obsessed, the principal took out the official seal from the drawer and handed it over. Chen Caixing saw that there was no problem, "Call."
"OK, dear."
md torture himself.
The principal made a phone call and called the personnel according to Chen Caixing's instructions, "The school canteen is contracted to exchange students for a month, yes, my order, your brother, let him get out, hurry up, or even you will be fired."
The outside voice was on, and a few people heard the high-pitched voice of a woman at the other end: "Hao Limin! You dare! I have been with you for so many years, it's fine if you don't divorce, I will bear, now you dare to do this to me, I To report you, I have to tell the reporter."
Didn't expect to hear such a paragraph.
Chen Caixing said in a delicate voice, "Hao Limin, let her get out."
"Get out, get out now, both you and your brother."
After taking the official seal and calling, Chen Caixing took the team of four out. It didn't take long for the principal to regain his senses, but he was still at a loss. What did he want to do
It didn't take long for the personnel director to come up.
"Hao Limin!!!"
The principal's office started to make a fuss. On the school affairs announcement board, the student canteen contract was cancelled, and the contract was changed to Yuanxing Rich Co., Ltd., and the principal's official seal was affixed.
The students didn't have much curiosity about this. They quickly returned to the classroom to start their studies after finishing their meal, unaware of the bloody gossip that had just started in the school.
The serious traditional and conservative single teacher Liu is pregnant!
And she's still five or six months pregnant!
Principal Hao and the Personnel Director fought in the principal's office. Principal Hao was smeared with blood on his face, and angrily dismissed the Personnel Director!
The new exchange students are scattered in each class and start their evening self-study. The students were also not very curious about the new exchange students.
Chen Caixing and Yuan Jiu0000 divided into the same class. They were at the same table, occupying the last row of the 'Thorn Head Resort'. By the window, away from the trash can, the scenery is beautiful.
Guo Yu and Cheng Lifeng broke up, one was in the third shift and the other was in the fourth shift.
It was dark outside the window at six o'clock, and everyone in the classroom was quietly studying and doing their homework.
Chen Caixing and Yuan Jiuwan were very bachelors, and there were no books on the table. The teacher on duty asked, Chen Caixing's attitude was very correct, "My brother is a genius, he doesn't need to study."
The teacher on duty looked at the high school students at the age of elementary school students, thinking that too, they jumped to the second year of high school at a young age.
"how about you?"
Chen Caixing is righteous: "I am pregnant, and I am a fool for three years."
Teacher on duty: ? ? ? ! ! !
A student in front of him turned around curiously to take a peek at Chen Caixing, and was scolded by the teacher on duty for studying. The whole classroom was quiet and no one dared to look at it anymore. The comparison of good students makes it even more apparent that Chen Caixing is a jerk.
"You, come out with me, don't disturb other people's studies, you will be punished to stand at the door."
"But teacher, I'm pregnant. If you stand for a long time, will you be responsible if there is a miscarriage?" Chen Caixing couldn't stand up squeamishly.
The teacher on duty stared with rage, and finally said, "I can't control you anymore, whoever loves to teach will teach."
As soon as he left, the whole class was quiet, and after a long time, a boy in the front row of Chen Caixing turned his head and said in a low voice, "How dare you talk back, you will be miserable when the dean will come. ."
"Can't come, she is pregnant, she will go home to have a baby." Chen Caixing said lazily.
male student:! ! !
The other people in the back row who were overhearing turned around one after another, "Really?", "Mr. Liu is pregnant?", "Isn't she single?"
The monitor stood up to maintain discipline, "Don't make any noise, study hard, you spread gossip, be careful to be heard by Teacher Liu." He glared at Chen Caixing.
The class quieted down, and they all bowed their heads to study.
But after waiting for a while, the dean didn't come back. Chen Caixing poked the male students in the front row and asked in a low voice, "Has anyone died in your school?"
The male classmate's back was straight and straight, and he didn't speak, but after a while, he secretly handed a note to the back.
Chen Caixing, a socialite, almost forgot about the tradition of passing notes in class.
Open it up and take a look.
[Dead every year, you ask which one died?]