When Wei Xiao woke up, it was almost eleven o'clock.
He stretched and looked to the left habitually, only to see the dark blackout curtains...
Eh
Captain!
Oh no, it's the captain's bed!
Wei Xiao sat up with short hair, and was surprised to find that he had slept in a different bed.
Is this the captain's bed? How could he sleep in the captain's bed!
Sleepwalking again
Hold!
Wei Xiao slapped his head.
Yesterday was really too tired. In the afternoon, he was fighting for the top three points in the standings. In the evening training game, he gave 200% of his energy to win. In addition, the boss and the captain are a person's mental stimulation. And the whole Solo to three o'clock hearty...
Listed all kinds of things, Wei Xiao can't be a ghost if he doesn't sleepwalk!
So many years of experience have taught him that once the mind and body are tired at the same time, sleepwalking stops.
finished...
What did he do last night
Climbed into the captain's bed again
He didn't do any animal things!
He got up frightened to take a shower, and brushed his teeth uneasy.
Wei Xiao is very aware of his sleepwalking urination.
Holding people to death, he will do whatever the octopus is.
It's the captain, if this is a girl, he has to take responsibility and get married and have children!
The picture was so terrifying, Wei Xiao was shocked.
Washing his face hastily, Wei Xiao sent a message to Lu Feng: "Captain, last night..."
Fuck, I don't know how to say it, I just posted it like this!
Lu Feng returned to him after a while: "Awake?"
Wei Xiao stared at these two words, read and read, but couldn't understand that the captain was not angry.
Wei Xiao closed his eyes, his heart was stunned, and he went out of his way: "I didn't insult you last night, did I?"
If the captain feels disadvantaged, he will…
Give him a beating
Lu Feng put down the document in his hand and pinched his eyebrows: "Indecent assault?"
Wei Xiao gave him popular science: "For example, holding you, touching you randomly, kissing you or something..."
Lu Feng: "..."
Wei Xiao stressed: "I don't remember anything!"
Lu Feng suppressed the enthusiasm that covered the upper half of his chest: "Do you still do this while sleepwalking?"
Afraid of scaring Lu Feng, Wei Xiao quickly explained: "Never, but I'm not sure if this sleepwalking disorder will escalate and mutate... Oh..." He reacted, "It seems I didn't do anything!"
Lu Feng's fingers trembled very lightly, and he typed the next line: "It doesn't mean that he didn't do anything."
Wei Xiao: "!"
Lu Feng remembered the youthful breath that was in his ear yesterday, and said, "...Kiss me on the face."
Wei Xiao: "..."
Dead, at this moment, there is a small corpse of Wei in room 666.
Wei Xiao, who was struggling, desperately tried to save himself: "Captain!"
Lu Feng curled his lips: "Well."
Wei Xiao: "I didn't mean to QAQ."
Lu Feng: "Oh."
Wei Xiao stared at these two toneless words, thinking about it while nervous!
He quickly stamped: "I know, I must think of you as an edamame. I love to hold it when I sleep at home, and I'm sure it's a dog head..."
After sending it out, Wei Xiao reacted after knowing it.
He even compared the captain to a dog!
He actually regarded the Great Demon King of Glory as one or two!
he…
Lu Feng: "Wei Xiao."
Wei Xiao: "Captain QwQ."
The Great Demon King sent him five ruthless words: "Go to bed early tonight."
Wei Xiao snapped and fell on the bed.
Woohoo, tonight's Solo is gone!
What a big Solo, three hours old, just flew away from his eyes!
When Bai Cai came to him for dinner, Wei Xiao took his anger at him: "Old Bai!"
How eerie the voice is.
Bai Cai was startled by him: "You, what are you doing!"
Wei Xiao pulled him into the room, and the door slammed shut.
Bai Cai really became a little cabbage, he was shocked: "What the hell are you doing!"
The guard bandits approached him step by step, pushing him to the wall.
Cabbage: "You, you..."
With a thud, Brother Cai stood against the wall.
Wei Xiao picked up the hanger that he had prepared a long time ago: "Frankness is lenient, and resistance is strict."
Bai Cai exploded: "What the hell are you smoking early in the morning, why don't you go to the entertainment circle with so many dramas!"
Wei Xiao put the hanger against his chest: "The captain told me last night."
Bai Cai: "!"
say what
Let Wei Xiao be so crazy, what else can he say.
Captain, you hurt me!
If Brother Cai knew for a second earlier, he wouldn't throw himself into the trap!
The desire to survive made Bai Cai's mind clear, his mouth sharp, and he explained the ins and outs of the time clearly: "I didn't sell you! Absolutely not! I have such a thief's heart and no courage! It's an accident, it's all fucking It was an accident. At that time, you made a replay video for Xiao Ningzi. I took a look after receiving it, and the captain just heard your voice..."
Wei Xiao was stunned for a while, feeling that Bai Cai was still 'resisting': "I stayed with the captain for three days and three nights. After two years, he can recognize me just by listening to my voice?"
Bai Cai: "How the hell do I know, you're poor, and he asks me if I'm Wei Xiao, I'm scared to death!"
Wei Xiao saw that he didn't lie to him like this: "Really?"
Bai Cai said fiercely: "I swear by all the deposits in my three bank cards!"
Wei Xiao: "… "
Brother Cai has a clear conscience: "If I'm not telling the truth, let them be cleared overnight!"
Wei Xiao believed it, this poisonous curse was even more ruthless than taking the life of Lao Bai, and it seemed that he didn't tell a lie.
Bandit Wei took the hanger and tapped his palm lightly: "It's not entirely your fault."
Bai Cai breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid that Wei Xiao would go crazy, if this kid took off the vest of the Emperor Gua for him, Brother Cai would be yellow in minutes.
Wei Xiao tasted it carefully: "Okay, in the final analysis, I am too attractive."
Bai Cai: "..."
Wei Xiao said happily: "After being separated for two years, the captain can still remember me, I am really a sinful man."
Bai Cai: "..." Can I go to you!
Wei Xiao felt that he was no worse than Brother Cai in Close's heart. He was in a good mood, and Bai Cai was also pleasing to the eye: "Let's go, let's go eat."
Bai Cai also ate a ghost's meal, and he was so frightened!
When the two walked to the restaurant, they met Ning Zhehan.
As soon as Xiao Ningzi saw Wei Xiao, his curiosity ran wild, and he came up to him: "Brother Xiao!"
Wei Xiao is in a good mood, and the end of the voice is raised: "Huh?"
Ning Zhehan smiled: "If you have a girlfriend, don't show off!"
Wei Xiao: "… "
Bai Cai stumbled and almost died in this corridor!
Ning Zhehan was thinking: "I heard Brother Cai said that she is very beautiful and she is working."
Wei Xiao looked at Bai Cai, but he didn't smile: "Well, it's very beautiful, especially beautiful, you can't move your legs at a glance."
Ning Zhehan was shocked: "It's true or false, could it be a star?"
Wei Xiao described it a little: "He looks better than a star, earns no less than a star, and is very good at taking care of people, but his personality is a bit cold..."
Ning Zhe admired him: "Brother Xiao is awesome, you can find such a top-notch girlfriend!"
Wei Xiao waved his hand: "Fate can't be stopped."
Ning Zhehan admired even more: "It seems that the two of you have a very good relationship."
Wei Xiao thought about the much-loved Brother Cai, and became sour: "That must, he values me the most!"
Bai Cai knew him so well that he couldn't figure out what the vinegar smell was inside and outside the words!
Isn't it a foregone conclusion that Close values you? Why are you staring at me? I dare to compete with you for the captain!
Ning Zhehan didn't hear it at all, just sighed: "That's great."
Wei Xiao is modest: "It's okay."
Bai Cai: "…"
Last night, he thought he could watch Wei Xiaoman embarrassed, but he was too young!
At the restaurant, they ran into Gary again.
Gary also just came over. He saw Wei Xiao at a glance, and his eyes were spitting fire. He wished that he would not eat and fight him first.
Wei Xiao greeted him: "Morning."
Gary replied to him in broken Chinese: "Look (early)!"
Wei Xiao remembered the excellent performance of the old G yesterday, and was itching: "Continue to cheer today!"
I still really want to fight L&P. Wei Xiao, who has lost several times, wants to make a comeback.
Gary remembered the fuel he added yesterday, and today he jumped on fire: "I don't trust you anymore!"
This tone is like a little daughter-in-law who was deceived by a scumbag.
Wei Xiao coaxed him: "Yesterday was an accident."
Gary: "You're a liar!"
Wei Xiao: "I really want to fight you."
The more Gary thought about it, the more angry he became: "You keep your word!"
Wei Xiao: "...It's just breaking your word and getting fat."
To be able to keep their promises, it is estimated that many boys have to lie every day.
Gary doesn't understand the Chinese four-character idiom: "In short, I won't be fooled again!"
"This way..." Wei Xiao gave him a trick: "Old G, you should bathe and change before you match freely, then burn incense and worship Buddha..."
Gary: "???"
Wei Xiao's trick is really good: "... stack yourself up with good luck Buf in advance, and you may be able to match FTW's starting lineup in the afternoon."
Gary didn't keep up with the rhythm: "I'm going to play a team match with you!"
Wei Xiao's eyes were full of caring little fool's eyes: "As long as you match us in the afternoon, you will hammer hard and hammer our FTW into a negative score. If you take the first L&P, you can do whatever you want with us?"
Old G: "… "
Bai Cai and Ning Zhehan who were on the sidelines: "..."
If you don't agree with the wall, you will be convinced, what a fucking logic genius!
Yuan Ze, who came back after smoking a cigarette outside, listened.
Gary: "It seems a little bit..."
The old dog grabbed his own G Dasha: "Let's go."
Gary: "Eh..."
Yuan Ze's head hurts: "Let's say another six hours of reinforcements."
Gary: "…"
Wei Xiao asked him: "Come on!"
Gary turned his head and said nothing.
Yuanze looked at other people's junglers, and then looked at his own junglers: "..."
FTW really picked up a treasure (crossed out) this year!
When eating, Bai Cai, who has always been very picky, didn't even move his chopsticks.
Wei Xiao looked at him: "What are you busy with?"
Bai Cai looked at the private message and had a splitting headache.
Wei Xiao came over.
Brother Cai is editing Weibo, a long paragraph, like a small paper.
Oh, it's the daily CP of Emperor Gua.
Wei Xiao was very curious: "Who are you doing?"
He glanced at it roughly and was shocked!
"Old Bai, are you disgusting!"
Bai Cai: "…"
Opposite is Xiao Ningzi, Bai Cai is afraid of being exposed, and pokes his WeChat: "Shut up the fuck!"
Wei Xiao was also afraid that Bai Cai would commit suicide, so he shut up and typed: "You want shame, what is the CP of feeding vegetables? Can we have a face when we fry the CP!"
Bai Cai thought to himself, you who take the initiative to open business are too embarrassed to tell me!
Bai Cai continued to poke words: "Who made you stand out yesterday, I'm fuckin' hot searched by you!"
Wei Xiao replied to him: "Pay attention to the words, we are innocent."
Bai Cai was inexplicably tight, and clicked to withdraw - this line could not be seen by the captain, and he would be cold when he saw it.
The Weibo that Bai Cai is editing is a small paper about Quiet and White.
Last night, the FTW official blog officially announced the new jungler Quite, and Wei Xiao's name was also known to everyone.
So Heicai CP was born, occupying popular entries in minutes.
Wei Xiao and Bai Cai really didn't know about it in the past, it's all love!
Two years ago, the rookie king and the immortal jungler of Xiu Shangtian brought his own small assistants to fight in major clubs.
It's a pity that the rookie king disappeared and the little assistant fell.
Two years later, the two reunited at FTW, and their dreams set sail again!
It really has sugar and knives, knocking it flying.
Not to mention that Wei Xiao blasted Zhou Xingfei last night, as well as the phrase 'not acceptable'.
When he stepped down from the stage, Bai Cai's eyes were obviously red, and the appearance of Wei Xiao protecting him even pierced the hearts of countless girls.
Feeding the food CP is not popular, there is no reason!
It was only early in the morning when I saw the bunch of private messages, and I wanted to die.
He doesn't mind using himself to fry CP, after all, he has been rubbing off on Close all the year round, and he has long lost his face and skin.
But this food-feeding CP, he really dare not do it, he is not afraid of Wei Xiao, he is afraid of the big devil!
It's not easy for Cai Ge to eat at FTW, and he doesn't want to live on the streets at all!
But the whole network is so fierce, as the Emperor of the Glory Gossip, it is too strange that the Emperor of the Trigram does not express his position—
Whose CP dares to be a 'marketing genius', but the only one who dares not be a food-feeding CP
why.
Bai Cai was very afraid that a shrewd netizen would follow the vine and find a vegetable lying on the Weibo of Emperor Gua.
So Brother Cai can only do it, and he has to do it seriously.
Trying to pretend to be sincere, and then secretly hinting that this pair of CPs have shi, the little angels hurriedly ran away...
It's too difficult, the ghost knows how many brain cells Bai Cai's editing has destroyed his brain cells!
Wei Xiao took out his mobile phone and flipped through it for a long time, getting more and more angry: "What about Lao Tzu's autistic CP!"
It's hard to show up, and now it's all overturned.
Even his autistic fans went over the wall to feed the vegetables.
What a fucking dish!
Is Brother Cai's popularity one-thousandth of that of the captain!
Wei Xiao looked at his number of fans, and then looked at the number of fans of Brother Cai.
Brother Cai is not as tall as him!
no…
Chickens peck each other, he has to hug his thighs!
Wei Xiao asked, "Have you seen the captain?"
Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, Chen Feng and Lu Feng had just finished their meeting and went downstairs to eat together.
Wei Xiao saw it with sharp eyes and greeted them: "Coach, captain, this way!"
Lu Feng looked over.
Abruptly and the captain looked at each other, Wei Xiao's rare shyness came up a little.
Harmful! Ashamed, business matters.
Lu Feng came over, and Wei Xiao pushed Bai Cai.
Bai Cai: "?"
Wei Xiao: "You're full, give the captain a seat."
Bai Cai: "..."
Underneath Wei Xiao sent a WeChat message to Bai Cai: "... If this is done, I will spare you for betraying me."
Bai Cai looked at 'this matter', and his heart was full of galloping grass and mud horses!
As soon as Lu Feng sat down, Wei Xiao smiled brightly: "Captain, try this, it's delicious."
He used a clean new fork and forked a piece of celery and brought it to Lu Feng's mouth.
Hey Cai CP
Let you know what real food is!
With a click, the expressionless Cai Cai took this photo.