"Die, White Lotus (Online Game)" Author: The Moon Is So Round
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As an unknown scumbag in the online game industry, somewhere between pink and transparent, Bai Lianhua has always loved seeing and hearing about those fight posts...
Until one day: "White Lotus! Go to the forum! 233333! You were pinched!!!"
[Fragment 1:]
Roommate: "Hi~White Lotus! How does it feel to be pinched?"
Bai Lianhua: "It's so cool. Confronting the scholars with words has made me look like the contemporary Zhuge Liang. It has improved my reputation. I have also improved my typing speed, improved my mental endurance, and allowed me to appreciate the wisdom of our people."
Roommate: "Surprise! So good?"
Bai Lianhua: "... Occasionally, I was stabbed twice when I was clearing the dungeon; I was stabbed twice when I was hanging in the leisure area; I was stabbed twice when I went to the city to buy medicine."
[Fragment 2:]
One day, the great master walked up to him in a coaxing manner.
"Are you the shemale White Lotus?"
Bai Lianhua: "I'm not a transvestite!!!!"
Master: "Have sex with me."
Bai Lianhua: "Ji, your uncle!!!"
[Fragment 3:]
Reporter: "Bai Lianhua, your being pinched has dominated the forum headlines for two weeks. What do you want to say?"
White Lotus: "I'm chewing..."
The master interrupted: "Sister Lotus, if you don't want to be mistaken for a gay or something, you'd better change your cutesy catchphrases..."
Bai Lianhua: "Lianhua, your sister!"
The great god looked at him deeply: "Yes, my sister Lotus."
So this is actually a history of blood and tears of a man who was turned into a corner...
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This article's criticism (within the scope of the main text)
Holding hands: twice
Kiss: once
Having sex: 0 times
Confession: once
Sleeping together: once
Look at the moon and stars and talk about life: 0 times
Send roses: 0 times
Spending Valentine’s Day together: 0 times
… OTZ How did they fall in love! ! !
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Content tags:
Search keywords: Protagonist: White Lotus ┃ Supporting roles: Master, Roommate, Smiling Half-step Epilepsy, Chu Zhongtian ┃ Others: BL online game text
1. A group of idiots show the lower limit
[1. A group of idiots show the lower limit]
Today is an ordinary day, the sun is shining brightly, and she is as enthusiastic as a beautiful girl dancing Latin dance.
Originally, this would be an ordinary day for Bai Lianhua. He had just finished his big class, returned to the dormitory and endured the smelly feet of a group of old men. Finally, at 3:53 and nine seconds in the afternoon, he logged in. Got on the computer.
The computer configuration is terrible. Fortunately, Bai Lianhua is more or less proficient in IT technology. She can't call herself an IT elite, but she is still a little better than ordinary people. Therefore, the computer network speed is quite impressive, at least it won't. The machine is stuck and disconnected, the login freezes, etc. appear. But today seemed a little special. It took him three minutes to start the computer.
Bai Lianhua leisurely checked the school's local area network, quickly clicked on Penguin and "Shenzhou Sinking Land", and her movements were completed in one go...
"Shenzhou Shenlu" is Bai Lianhua's latest game. It is also the game with the most registered users in China, with a maximum of 8 million people online at the same time. In short, it was very hot, turning red and purple, which made Bai Lianhua, a man from country Z who only played foreign games, feel itchy.
He has been playing this game for a year. He can't say that he is very good at it, but it is not too bad either. His performance can only be said to be remarkable. In this place where great gods gather, Bai Lotus's micro-manipulation skills can almost Call it scum.
Opening the message box, Bai Lianhua ignored the annoying group chats one by one. She originally wanted to play the game, but was shocked by a shaking message that made her feel cold.
[Roommate: White Lotus! You were pinched! 23333]
Who is the roommate? He is a mysterious figure. I don't know his gender or age. I only know that his nickname is "roommate". The most important thing is... he is the person who teaches Bailianhua IT technology.
Bai Lianhua had never taken any professional courses and didn't know how well his roommate taught him. Anyway, he compiled the first acceleration software after six months of studying with his roommate. Although he modified it after sending it to his roommate, It was beyond recognition... but the speed was indeed much faster, at least twice as fast as before. Even the virus that had been harassing him for many years was gone.
Bai Lianhua had made many guesses about his identity, such as a bearded, foot-picking man, an unemployed vagrant who liked to make noises, and a super otaku wearing 800-degree myopia glasses sitting in front of the computer...
The reason why I am speculating in these directions is because my roommate seems to be online at any time and anywhere. He is not just an ordinary AFK player. As soon as White Lotus comes online, he will respond when I knock him. He is more effective than 10010.
For example, last time, he went to knock on his roommate and asked embarrassedly how to do the program of Balabala.
The roommate also replied very straightforwardly: "Lianhua, I'm working, don't make trouble."
This made Bai Lianhua very disappointed... because he had 100% thought that his roommate must be a vagrant, but he didn't expect to find a job.
Bai Lianhua bravely asked: "Is the salary high?"
The roommate's answer really broke Bai Lianhua's heart: "One month is more than your annual living expenses."
Grass! I despise these tall, handsome and rich people the most! ! He hates the landlord class!
At this moment, Bai Lianhua almost spit out a mouthful of blood in front of the screen: "What's going on!!!"
How can such a series of exclamation points not make people's hearts swell
The roommate posted a link and typed: "This post was posted on the wall last night. Now it has over 50,000 clicks and a thousand replies."
Bai Lianhua clicked in with tears in her eyes. The title was very long, and she looked at him with a look of his integrity breaking and her asshole tightening:
[[Hang, Wall, Head] The most, most, most, most disgusting person in this game! Mom said the title should be long, long, long! ]
Long, your sister, long! Fake squid!
Below are a bunch of screenshots. The owner of the post was kind enough to code Bai Lianhua’s QQ. The content is just one thing... I dare not look directly at it!
White Lotus (■■■■■■) 2013-1-25 9:51:48
Hate! You just like to bully the slave family~~
White Lotus (■■■■■■) 2013-1-25 9:52:18
I'll never get along with you again!
The moon is so round (■■■■■■) 2013-1-25 9:53:09
Lord Lianhua’s integrity is shattered!
The sun is so round (■■■■■■) 2013-1-25 9:53:37
It was simply broken to pieces!
White Lotus (■■■■■■) 2013-2-11 4:54:00
Ying Ying Ying! I was hacked...
I am the moral integrity of love (■■■■■■) 2013-2-11 4:54:51
Is the lotus flower broken yet
Love King (■■■■■■) 2013-2-11 4:55:21
Little Lotus, shout "I like my caring brother so much", I will go and avenge you.
White Lotus (■■■■■■)2013-2-11 4:56:11
I hate the caring brother the most~ [Shy face
Love King (■■■■■■) 2013-2-11 4:56:45
It's over and I'm going to fall in love! [holding heart and liver]
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Aside from the disgusting chat history, I also attached a screenshot of his penguin profile.
There is one item in particular that has been specially marked with a red line:
Sex: Male
Finally, I mercifully attached a summary: I won’t complain about Bai Lianhua’s stupid name. I won’t complain about how many flaws he has in his speech. Just the way he speaks and the information he gives, I can only say : This person’s hands were shaking when he was selecting gender, right? ! Damn it, you're wearing a man's skin and you're still a shemale! Please be careful of being infected with AIDS! [Vomit
Bai Lianhua's tender heart was instantly shocked. furiously.
Bai Lianhua sent a message to her roommate: "Roommate, what do you think?"
Roommate 16:02:03
The final summary is very good and insightful, I like it.
White Lotus 16:03:03
… …
Roommate 16:04:00
Ahem, actually what I want to say is, well, there must be something fishy about this matter.
The roommate continued to post without fear of death: [That year, you cried and told me, roommate, come and teach me hacking! Thinking about your usual way of speaking, I feel that sooner or later you will become popular. Look, aren't you going to turn your vacuum into pink now?]
White Lotus: [Get out of here! When you saw this post, wouldn’t you secretly delete it?]
Roommate: [[Thumping the ground and laughing] I think this post is pretty good. It will greatly increase your popularity. I’d love to hear about it.]
White Lotus's tears filled the sea, of course, deep in her heart.
He took a deep breath and told himself to calm down. He held his breath and continued reading - he didn't believe this evil anymore!
[NO.1 Playing with each other: The sofa is mine! This post will go viral! Fire tongs Liu Ming!]
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[NO.11 Onlookers who don’t know why: Although I don’t know what’s going on, I feel that the grown man Jiang Zi is so disgusting! Even more disgusting than a little girl like me!]
[N0.12 The original poster: [Reply to NO.11] Wrong, wrong, I’ve already said it’s a disgusting faggot. I’m begging for comfort online, begging for sex, begging for shelter [vomiting and vomiting]
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[NO.917 Grinning: A scum of men, my hands shook when I chose the gender before I clicked on the male one +1!]
[NO.918 Passerby A: The scum of men, my hands shook when choosing gender.