Go to Hell, White Lotus

Chapter 13

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[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The Buddha said: Sitting is also Zen, walking is also Zen, one flower and one world, one leaf and one Tathagata. When spring comes, flowers become green, and when autumn leaves fall, the mind is at ease with infinite prajna, and the movement of silence is natural.

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua:…

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The world of mortals is ten feet high, but it traps so many living beings. Even though my benevolence is small, I, the Buddha, can still be compassionate. The word love is like burning fire on ice. When the fire is strong, the ice melts, and when the ice melts, the fire is extinguished. Therefore, the Buddha said it cannot be said.

[Private chat] White Lotus: -_-|||…

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: Buddha said: If everything is too exhausted, fate will inevitably end early.

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: Buddha said: The sea of desire is boundless.

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: I said: Day!

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: Donor, the poor monk sees that you have Buddha nature. Three of you came from Yulong Mountain. The other two are murderous, but you are peaceful. Naturally, you are a person who wholeheartedly worships Buddha. I don’t know. Are you willing to become a disciple of a poor monk

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: ... I am at level 50 and cannot become a master... Moreover, I already have a master, and the teacher-student relationship has not been terminated yet...

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The donor’s words are wrong. Fifty is just right!

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Abbot, which temple do you belong to? Is it possible for me to donate incense money to you? Don’t slander me!

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The poor monk comes from Daleiyin Temple.

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Which province are you from? …

Bai Lianhua was puzzled. The Great Leiyin Temple was famous in Journey to the West. As far as he knew, the Great Leiyin Temple was in Mount Emei. In real life, it was just a small temple. Could it be that the monks there still have access to the Internet? ? … Isn’t it too funny? ! Could it be that a hacker is actually playing a prank

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The temple is in the holy land of Lingshan Mountain.

[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Hehe...hehe...

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: Donor. Are you willing to escape into Buddhism? How great is my great Buddhism

[System prompt: [Abbot Jingzhen] applies to form a master-disciple relationship with you [White Lotus], are you willing? ]

Bai Lianhua was dumbfounded. Big dumbfounded. No, he was going to be blinded. If someone applies for a master-apprentice relationship with a person who has a master, won't the system prompt: "[Sorry, player [XXX] has become a master-apprentice with player [XXX].]"? ! !

So what's going on now? What about playing people? Or is this guy really a high-end guy who has already learned high-end hacks like his roommates and great masters

Bai Lianhua hesitated for a few seconds. Before he could think about it, a system message box popped up on the screen: [System prompt: Player [White Lotus], you and [Abbot Jingzhen] have formed a master-disciple relationship. You Obtain a hidden mission [Job transfer mission: Save all sentient beings]]

[System prompt: [Abbot Jingzhen] uses [Buddhist scripture] [cassock] [rosary] [tin staff] to trade 0 gold, 0 silver and 1 copper with you. Do you accept it? ".

No way? ... A good thing like a hidden profession that has not yet appeared can be encountered by him? ? This, this, this... is incredible!

Bai Lianhua's little liver received too much stimulation today, and it couldn't be digested for a while. It felt like being stuffed with a piece of dog shit, only to find that the dog shit was chocolate-flavored... So you should understand that this is a What a complex emotion, right

Bai Lian hesitated and clicked OK.

[System prompt: [Shenzhou Empress] whispers to you, congratulations on your (player [White Lotus]) successful job transfer. Your current occupation is: Abbot (cannot be changed). The official website information will be updated tomorrow. Thank you for your participation. What~]

[Private chat] Abbot Jingzhen: The vast sea of people has its own destiny. We are destined to meet again.

Monk? ! ! ! your sister! ! He doesn't want to be a bald donkey! ! !

Bai Lianhua finally suppressed the urge to smash the keyboard, but when he saw the charming figure on the computer screen, Bai Lianhua spurted out blood again: Where is his [Uncrowned King] suit? ! Why did it become cassock + tin staff + rosary beads? ! Where's his flowing hair? ! ! Is this an advertisement for hair removal cream? It was gone in just a few seconds! This is simply good news for many people with thick hair! !

[Nearby] Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy: White Lotus! ! Why are you like this? ! !

[Nearby] White Lotus:! ! ! have no idea! ! !

[Nearby] Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy: Why did you suddenly stop moving just now? We thought you were stuck!

[Nearby] White Lotus: Damn it! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! I just met a dead old man! ! Gui Xinqiao agreed to trade with him! Then I turned into this bird! ! ! Then I changed jobs inexplicably! His job is still abbot! !

[Nearby] Bairihong: ...Master! You need to express your condolences! !

At the same time, the game development department.

The slovenly man wearing glasses raised his head from a pile of snack bags and looked at the system prompts in front of him in disbelief. He took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. Didn’t see the flowers…

The sloppy man suddenly shouted and stood up: "Holy shit! Li Shenzhou! Someone has triggered the perverted trigger conditions you set?! This is unscientific!!"

Li Shenzhou pushed up his glasses: "You know now? Idiot." After saying that, he snorted with disdain, "A pig can fly!" (Everything is possible.)

Bai Lianhua was very depressed. White Lotus was very depressed. Bai Lianhua is very depressed... Ahem, this is not the author's attempt to make up for the word count! [Serious face—it was Bai Lianhua, sighing for the one hundred and second time that day... No, he just sighed again!

"Lianhua, what's wrong with you?" Chu Zhongtian couldn't stand it anymore and turned to look at a certain man beside him who kept sighing.

"Don't mention it!" Bai Lianhua's voice was full of affection, making those who heard it cry and those who heard it sad. What? You said smelling and listening mean the same thing? Ahem...don't worry about the details.

Bai Lianhua is really hard-working, not to mention being hung up on the wall for no reason, but at least she has gained a master, an apprentice and a gay friend. It’s really a good deal to make money instead of losing money. I wonder if this is because God doesn’t like him very much, and thinks that “when God entrusts a person with a great responsibility, he must first strain his mind, strain his muscles and bones, starve his body and skin, and deplete his body”... I guess you have heard what he said in such a formal way. I don’t understand. To put it simply, Bai Lianhua is in trouble! Something big has happened!

In the early hours of this morning, he opened his personal information panel, opened his backpack, and wanted to replace his damn cassock, rosary beads, and tin staff with his lovely Uncrowned King suit, but he found that he had failed! —

[System prompt: [The Uncrowned King's Top] is not suitable for your profession and cannot be replaced. ]

[System prompt: [The Uncrowned King's Bottoms] is not suitable for your profession and cannot be replaced. ]

[System prompt: [Headgear of the Uncrowned King] is not suitable for your profession and cannot be replaced. ]

[System prompt: [The Uncrowned King's Bow and Arrow] is not suitable for your profession and cannot be replaced. ]

Not with your brother-in-law! He is a weak-skinned archer! You give him [[Cassock] defense power +1, main purpose: viewing, concealing shame, showing off wealth] [[rosary beads] internal strength +1, main purpose: viewing, decoration, showing off wealth] and [[tin staff] power +1, main purpose: viewing , preaching, showing off wealth] things are of no use! Who designed this game! Get the fuck out of here! He wants to blow that man's anus! Tell him that even though his White Lotus looks like a weakling, it is still a strong attacker in essence! !

Li Shenzhou raised his head from his daze and sneezed. "Asshole, please turn down the air conditioner! If I catch a cold and can't go to work tomorrow, you guys are done!"

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The author has something to say: ---------------The Great God's character design: The Great God smiled evilly, and the lotus flower was fascinated. ---------------[2] Dialogue 1. Dialog box: [World][Nearby][Team][Gang][Private Chat][Sect] 2. System prompts: ① Trading system: [System prompt: Player [XX] uses [XX][XX][XX][XX]... to trade 0 gold, 0 silver and 1 copper with you. Do you accept it? ]②Upgrade system: [System prompt: [The Empress of China] whispers to you,...]③Friendship system: [System prompt: You have successfully married the player [XXX], and may your friendship last forever. ]④Copy system: [System prompt: You have entered the copy [XXX], I wish you a happy journey. ]⑤Task system: [System prompt: You have completed the task [XXX], please try again! ]

15. The lotus still smiles at the spring breeze

[15.The lotus still smiles in the spring breeze]

[Private chat] Master:…

[Private chat][Abbott] Bai Lianhua:…

[Private chat] Master: Actually, this profession is not bad either.

[Private chat][Abbott] Bai Lianhua: Not bad! /beat the table and cry

[Private chat] Master: The official website information has been updated. Check it out yourself.

Since the last time she posted a heartbreaking post on the official website forum, Bai Lianhua has really not been to the official website very much. Yesterday, the "Shenzhou Empress" also said that the information would be updated today. I planned to read it at the time, but forgot about it in the blink of an eye... As expected, staying up late hurts your IQ! White Lotus thought sadly.

Opening the official website address, ignoring the red word "Forum" in the top navigation bar, Bai Lianhua clicked to enter "Career Introduction". Sure enough, at the end of the last line, two pictures engraved with golden seal characters appeared. He didn't recognize the two words above. He only knew that the text under the card read: Abbot.

Click