Entering the "Abbot"'s career introduction, the first line made him burst into tears: This career was successfully unlocked by the player [White Lotus] at 2:31:24 on July 12, 2013.
Don't think about it, I'm afraid there's going to be a fuss over this again on the forum - Damn White Lotus, you're so lucky! All the hidden professions were destroyed by him! I really want to explode his anus! ! !
[Basic Information:]
Occupational name: [Abbott]
Professional equipment: [Cassock] [Tin Staff] [rosary] (initial equipment)
Occupational skills: Unknown (Collected in: [Buddhist Scriptures])
Professional sect: Daleiyin Temple
Number of sect players: 1
Number of sects: unlimited
[to introduce a job:]
The body is a bodhi tree and the mind is a mirror stand. Wipe it frequently to avoid dust. Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the beginning, so where can it cause dust.
They are the messengers who save all sentient beings [White Lotus complained: Let’s just say they are birdmen with broken wings!
They are the embodiment of love and justice [White Lotus complained: That’s right, hahaha! I am Kojiro Musashi!
They work hard and work hard [Bai Lianhua complained: This is definitely not me!
I can't make it up anymore. Please forgive me.
—Technical Department: Li Shenzhou [White Lotus complains: Damn it, you messed up! You're a man in science and engineering, what about liberal arts
[Professional characteristics:]
1. Killing the abbot will increase the crime value by 100, and he will be hunted down by the city, the bounty list, and Buddhism until he is imprisoned in the heavenly prison.
2. You cannot marry for life, regardless of gender.
3. The title [Abbott] on the head cannot be replaced or changed.
4. Can be promoted.
The above points are not difficult to understand. But what happened to the person who could be promoted later? ! Bai Lianhua was puzzled. She switched to the game interface, opened the friends bar and directly typed on the master.
[Private chat][Abbott] Bai Lianhua: Great God! What does promotion mean
[Private chat] Master: I have only heard that pets can advance
[Private chat][Abbott] Bai Lianhua:? ?
[Private chat] Master: For example, the pet of Hundred Days Red, the Nine Heavens Divine Dragon, can be promoted to a dragon after gaining a certain amount of experience.
[Private chat][Abbott] Bai Lianhua:…
[Private chat] Master: Maybe you can be promoted to a Zen master
[Private chat][Abbott] Bai Lianhua: Cold jokes are not funny, OTZ
[Private chat] Master: What professional skills do you have
[Private chat][Abbott] Bai Lianhua: Let me see...
A few seconds later…
[Private chat][Abbott] Bai Lianhua: Report to the master! not a single one! !
[Private chat] Master:…
[Private chat][Abbott] Bai Lianhua: Wait a minute, I’ll look through the Buddhist Scriptures.
The official website says that professional skills: unknown (included in: [Buddhist Scriptures]). Yesterday, that Jingzhen bald donkey seemed to have indeed given him such a book... White Lotus, you are also a bald donkey now! Still for life! You're a bald ass who can't even wear a wig!
White Lotus opened the inventory and left-clicked on the Buddhist scriptures. There were two options: 1. [Enlightenment] 2. [Open]. White Lotus hesitated for a few seconds between enlightenment and enlightenment, and chose the latter.
[System prompt: You open the [Buddhist Scripture] and get: [Abbot Jingzhen’s Sock]]
... Bai Lianhua felt that hundreds of billions of grass and mud horses were jumping happily in his heart. Abbot Jingzhen, are you really a man who puts your socks in Buddhist scriptures? ! Are you sure you are the abbot and not the foot-picking guy who is messing with Barty? ! !
Bai Lianhua clicked on [Abbot Jingzhen's Socks] with a black line in the inventory to prepare for destruction. Unexpectedly, two options popped up: 1. [Open] 2. [Destroy]. Curiosity killed the cat, and it can also kill a great young man of the motherland who wants to study hard and make progress every day. White Lotus clicked to open.
[System prompt: You received an attack from [Stink] and you are dead]
White Lotus is completely Spartan! The man from the game technology department! Is it really okay for you to prank like this? ! What's wrong with people? This is it! It's simply too... unforgivable! !
With tears in his eyes, he used a resurrection scroll, opened the inventory again and saw that [Abbot Jingzhen's socks] were gone.
Helpless, Bai Lianhua had no choice but to click on the Buddhist scripture again, right-click, and select [Open].
[System prompt: The number of times you have opened Buddhist scriptures today has reached the upper limit].
Fuck your motherfucker! People from the technical department are trying to show me your limits! What a scam! ! Bai Lianhua closed the inventory angrily and wanted to smash the keyboard angrily. But in fact, he really smashed it.
[Private chat][Abbot] White Lotus: m,,zxm,zmzxmz,.zl.sZzsxxdaklsjlaskFengji deducted ￥% of coquettish Draco
[Private chat] Master: What
[Private chat][Abbott] Bai Lianhua: Poor Jiuai space-time garbage is crying; aslkdwkljkeljwqrlussad is so pitiful uos
[Private chat][Abbott] Bai Lianhua:… 4#￥908, I watched my recording
[Private chat] Master:
[Private chat][Abbott] Bai Lianhua: I'm sorry, Master! I was washing the keyboard just now... OTZ! /hit the wall
[Private chat] Master: Yeah
White Lotus was erratic but couldn't figure out what the great god meant, so she had no choice but to open the Buddhist scriptures again and chose to meditate.
[System prompt: You have understood the Buddhist scriptures, Buddha nature +5]
Click again: [System prompt: The number of times you have meditated on Buddhist scriptures today has reached the upper limit]
There was an evil fire in Bai Lianhua's heart that was building up to the top of her head. He couldn't hold it back and kicked the host!
The host made a quick and low "di-" sound, like a whine. Then... the screen went black... and then...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Damn it! ! ! The computer cannot be turned on! ! ! ! !
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The author has something to say: [System prompt: The player [The Moon Is So Round] opens the Buddhist scriptures and obtains [White Lotus Attribute Tag] X1] [System Prompt: The Moon Is So Round opens [White Lotus Attribute Tag] , five words were written on it: Leader of the Roaring Cult... Reader: His face was full of blood!
16. Long live the great god
[16.Long live the great god]
Bai Lianhua looked at the computer that had been motionless for a long time, feeling a sea of sadness in her heart.
Gotta... Where is it bad for you to lose your temper? ! You are angry at such an expensive computer host! Do you think it's okay now? play games? ! You are playing with P! Just take a shower and go to sleep!
Bai Lianhua smashed the keyboard hard, and there was a wave of anger in his chest. It stayed there, making him have the urge to look up to the sky and scream. —FUCK!
Coincidentally, while he was silently losing his temper at the broken computer, his cousin, whom he had not been in contact with for a long time, called.
Bai Lianhua's cousin Bai Qingrong... In Bai Lianhua's impression, he is a strange person. Especially when facing him, I felt that my smile was so sinister and horrible! Although they went to college in the same city and are related by blood, their contacts over the past three years can be counted on one hand!
"White Lotus~" The visitor's voice was frivolous and fluttering, as if he was walking on cotton, "Come for dinner tonight? How about it?"
"I... Okay." Bai Lianhua couldn't hold it back and almost blurted out the words "I'm not free", "Where are you tonight?"
Bai Qingrong seemed to ponder for a moment, and then said leisurely, "'Maksim dining-room', right? I will pick you up then."
Bai Lianhua almost threw the phone down angrily. Maksim dining-room is a super famous western restaurant in city B. The guaranteed consumption is NT$2,000! two thousand! What a concept, it’s his monthly living expenses! —That’s why I hate these rich second generations the most!
It may not be a good thing if your relatives are too rich. In fact, being rich actually expresses alienation in disguise. Rich people always feel that relatives are asking for help from them; poor people are too affectionate and are afraid that rich people will misunderstand... So, Bai Lianhua also feels an inexplicable feeling towards Bai Qingrong. of alienation. Even if they share the same blood, wild peonies and Luoyang peonies are as distinguished as noble ones.
However, since they were relatives after all, Bai Lianhua was too embarrassed to refuse, so she had no choice but to open her suitcase and pick out some decent clothes.
"Lotus?" Seeing Bai Lianhua's completely different movements, Chu Zhongtian was slightly confused, "What are you doing?"
Bai Lianhua raised her head dullly: "My cousin asked me to go out for dinner..."
"The relationship is great!" Chu Zhongtian slapped his thigh and made a quick decision, "Where is it? Which food stall?! Take me with you?"
Bai Lianhua pouted and replied expressionlessly: "Maksim dining-room."
"... Let's go." Chu Zhongtian said slowly after a long pause.
Honestly. It was midsummer now, and the temperature was frighteningly high. But when she thought about going to a Western restaurant, Bai Lianhua thought about it for a long time, then took out a small pink blue suit she bought at the last comic exhibition, put on a T-shirt, and then put on another Small suit. Then... I found jeans, the kind that had just been washed, a little bit white from the sun; and finally I put on my sneakers. Very good, Bai Lianhua straightened her tie and felt very good about herself!
After that, he leaned against the wall and played with his mobile phone, waiting for his cousin to notify him.
At about four o'clock in the afternoon, Bai Lianhua finally waited for her cousin's call! - Woo hoo, Bai Qing has been lurking in Rong's nest for so long and you finally arrived in my bowl.
"Hello, Lotus? I'll wait for you below."
Finally here - Bai Lianhua put her cell phone in her trouser pocket, ignored Chu Zhongtian's eyes as if she had seen a ghost, and trotted downstairs.
As soon as I walked out of the dormitory building, under the sunshine