Men’s bar +10086]
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Bai Lianhua closed the post, finally couldn't help it, and yelled in the group:
[White Lotus: Damn it! I was pinched! So cool! Watching a group of NC show slaves really laughed! With this post, I am not afraid that I will not be famous!]
[The moon is so round: Miss Lotus is really born with a sexy body.]
[Only mugwort will win: Ah! Are you White Lotus?]
[Love Lord: Sooner or later, Lotus, you will turn from pink to purple to black... ]
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After a few seconds.
[NO.1111 original poster: [Second post of this post]! ! ! Screenshot below-]
White Lotus2013-1-25 16:14:02
Damn it! I was pinched! So cool! Watching a group of NC show slaves really laughed! With this post, I am not afraid that I will not be famous!
When he saw this, the roommate who had been following this post in front of the computer couldn't hold back his breath, and finally banged the table and burst into laughter.
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2. Two hackers go to heaven
[2.Two hackers ascend to the sky]
[Roommate: Hey Bai Lianhua, do you want my help?]
[Bai Lianhua: This is what I’m waiting for!]
The roommate was happy again in front of the computer. He moved his fingers a few times, and a line of words appeared on the computer: Come. Little Lotus, shout "I like my roommate brother so much", I will go and avenge you.
Bai Lianhua was extremely sad and angry. If the two of them weren't separated by the Internet, he would have really wanted to strangle this girl to death and then commit suicide himself.
[Bai Lianhua: It seems to strangle you to death and then commit suicide. How to break it?]
[Roommate: Then there is another post on the wall: Bai Lianhua, the most disgusting person in this game, and his best friend both died in love due to the pressure. Mom said the title should be long, long, long!]
[Bai Lianhua: Roommate, please help me block that post! Please~]
The roommate took a sip of tea slowly.
[Roommate: You go to the game first, I will fight for you all afternoon.]
[White Lotus: TUT! Roommate, I love you, you are the only one who is the best to me, okay?]
[Roommate: Go to hell, faggot!]
After Bai Lianhua got the promise from her roommate, she suddenly felt relieved. My waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer hurting, and I can continue to play games... Life is so comfortable, and I would be sorry for myself if I didn't seize the time to level up today.
It's noon on the day of hoeing, so it's really hard to upgrade. Turn on a broken computer and copy it all afternoon.
In the World Channel, a group of men were playing their speakers very excitedly:
[Erhu: Looking for the white lotus!]
[The storm is rising: Why was the White Lotus so brutally poisoned? Tonight at 18:00, "Into Science" will help you decipher the innermost secrets of homosexuality!]
[Brother Didi Didi: LSSB, "Into Science" will only be broadcast at 20 o'clock in the evening!]
[Fengqiyunsurging: LSSB, Chinese classes are taught by physical education teachers, right?]
Silently blocking the world channel, Bai Lianhua opened her personal information.
Username: Bailianhua
Occupation: Archer (not changed)
Title: None
Level: 46
Sex: Male
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What an ordinary personal information this is. There is nothing else worth complaining about. Apart from calling "White Lotus" a bit too outrageous, this is such an ordinary game name! The only bright spot is probably the gang I belong to, but it is not the first in the district but the tenth in the district! It’s at the very bottom of the list!
White Lotus watched the stars at night and made some calculations with her fingers, and finally came to a conclusion: you have bad luck today, avoid surfing the Internet, or you will be in trouble!
He yawned, and suddenly he was not in the mood to finish the task. He hastily handed over the task he had completed yesterday, and once again couldn't help but open the World Channel:
[Qingqing Zijin: Collect red flowers! The highest price is 1,000 gold coins! Who has it? !]
[Qingqing Zijin: Collect red flowers! The highest price is 1,000 gold coins! Who has it? !]
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[Invincible and invincible: Qingqing Zijin chatted with me privately!]
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The world is already peaceful, and his affairs are just a piece of duckweed on the Internet, and they will be forgotten sooner or later. So, what cunning plan does he have
The weather was still hot. Bai Lianhua wiped a handful of cold sweat from the top of her head, thinking about going out and buying a bottle of ice water to calm down her shock...
He turned his head and asked the foot-picking men on the side: "Men, do you want some water?"
"I need ice." Chu Zhongtian, who was sleeping on the bunk above the white lotus, finally came back to life from the ranks of the COS living dead.
Zhou Nanjiang followed him: "Hey, Lianlian wants Fanta~"
Li Bei, who had tears on his face while watching the soap opera, raised his head: "Ice Coke. You're welcome."
After rolling her eyes at them, Bai Lianhua wandered to the school canteen: "Boss, please bring a bottle of frozen pure milk and three bottles of frozen mineral water!"
Bai Lianhua has had a habit since he was a child that he doesn’t know whether it’s good or bad. He drinks only pure milk, and it must be from Yili. However, ordinary supermarkets will not choose frozen pure milk, so he specially told the school about this. The owner of the canteen said hello.
The boss glanced at him: "Young man, I remember your name is Bai Lianhua, right?"
Bai Lianhua was confused by the question, but she still nodded honestly.
"Oh..." The boss nodded thoughtfully, "I'll give you three bottles of mineral water to drink. Come back next time!"
Inexplicably, the anus of the white lotus tightened.
When he returned to the dormitory, he ignored the protests of Chu Zhongtian and the others and handed them a bottle of frozen mineral water. He tore open the packaging of pure milk and took a few gulps.
When he sat back at the computer desk, he glanced at Bai Lianhua on the screen, but almost choked.
The screen turned into a blue screen with a row of words on it: White Lotus, are you sure you want to click on the recovery interface
Fuck... There is only one button in the box below, and that is OK!
Before Bai Lianhua had time to think clearly, another bullet popped up in the blink of an eye.
[Sister Lotus, someone wants to hack your computer, don’t click OK! I'm a roommate.]
Bai Lianhua was dumbfounded. Is this evil or a ghost today? Someone even hacked his broken computer
[Roommate: Just leave your computer alone and I will help you fight against the hackers for three hundred rounds. Be good.]
Be good, sister... Bai Lianhua suddenly didn't know what the urge to smash the computer was about.
Bai Lianhua was very depressed. When he was depressed, he felt unhappy. Being depressed meant that Chu Zhongtian on the upper bunk was about to suffer.
"Lin Danda! Get up! Let's go to the Internet cafe!"
Chu Zhongtian was not happy anymore: "It's Chu Zhongtian, I'm not happy with the name 'Lin Danda' - and why should I accompany you to the Internet cafe! Looking at you like this, when you walk on the street, people will think that I am leading a bad boy." Where’s the girl!”
The pure and flawless Lotus girl is completely blown away!
Although his life has been short so far, he can already guarantee that there will be two stains in his life!
One is that he is not as handsome as a woman, or that he is not as beautiful as a man.
Second, he has a soft voice, is short, and looks particularly small. For those who don't know, there are quite a few people who think he is 14 or 15 years old!
But the problem is, he’s already twenty-one! twenty one! ! ! Your brother-in-law will graduate from college in another year! Damn, he has finally grown to 1.73 meters, but TNND looks like a boy in his late teens. He can pretend to be a high school student even if he changes his school uniform.
His own parents often lamented to him that he had chosen the wrong gender.
The most ridiculous thing about him is that he even grew breasts during puberty! All are A cups! His mother was so frightened that she took him to see a doctor in Kyoto several times, but the reply he got was: "It is caused by excessive secretion of estrogen during puberty, and it will disappear naturally after puberty! Even so, it scared his parents half to death!"
The name White Lotus was given by his deceased grandfather. The explanation given by his father was that his grandfather’s favorite flower was the lotus, and he hoped that he would survive the mud and remain unstained...
He once stupidly asked his father: "Daddy, are you mud?"
Then? Then... Bai Lianhua was beaten up.
Bai Lianhua felt that she no longer believed in love. The reason was that after he took Chu Zhongtian to the Internet cafe, his heart went numb the moment he opened the forum. The entire forum homepage. Everyone is talking about Bai Lianhua.
"Thousands of people can point it out." In an instant, this sentence popped up in Bai Lianhua's mind.
He boarded Penguin silently and sent a message to his roommates.
"Roommate, I'm going to be sprayed into a lump, what should I do?"
It took a while for the roommate to reply to him. "Bai Lianhua, why do you still have GV in your computer?"
… G, GV? …
Bai Lianhua was stunned: "What is that?"
The roommate typed this: Gay Vcr.
After Bai Lianhua's mind was at a loss for a while, she finally remembered... finally remembered... It seemed like there was such a thing.
That year, his whole person was as pure and innocent as his name, which is a nice way of saying it. That year, he was as stupid as his name, which is an ugly way of saying it.
In short, he visited D8 that year. There are people sending seeds everywhere on D8, although such posts are often deleted the next moment. As a young man in the prime of adolescence and full of vitality, he left his email address unkindly.
To his surprise, he received it that afternoon. When he closed the small curtains, closed the bedroom door, turned off the speaker, and clicked on the small quick broadcast... He was so sick that he almost vomited out his lunch... Anyway, please feel free to think about it! Also, the title of that movie is very harmonious. When translated into Chinese, it’s called: A Night of Passion, S, M Carnival Club.
That’s why I didn’t delete this video. That's because after he turned it off suddenly, he suddenly forgot where the thing existed.