Up: +8000. Looking at the soaring experience bar, Bai Lianhua just felt so good! Is there anything in life that can be more pleasurable than seeing experience soar? —At this rate, it won’t be long before we can upgrade again!
[Anonymous poet: Young man, my name is Wang Huan, what is your name? →]
[Me: My name is Bai Lianhua. →]
[Unknown poet: White lotus? What a good name... Are you here to see the immortal? →]
[Me: Yes, do you know his whereabouts? →]
[Wang Huan: What dynasty is it now? →]
[Me: Now is the Hua Dynasty. →]
[Wang Huan: Have you ever heard of Yan Chao? →]
[Me: That was the previous dynasty. →]
[Wang Huan: It turns out that it has been so long... →]
[Wang Huan: That year, I was almost the same age as you. Thinking about it now, it’s really a nostalgic age... →]
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[Wang Huan: From then on, I never saw him again→]
Bai Lianhua read what Wang Huan said word for word, sorted it out for dozens of seconds, and finally figured out such a shocking plot: Wang Huan was the top scholar in high school at the age of sixteen, but failed in officialdom and was demoted to a small village; but God The arranged plot is relatively vulgar. In a small village, he fell in love and met an immortal.
The two of them were barely out of the second trimester at that time, and suddenly they were in love with each other... They just had to give birth to a baby... What, why didn't you get pregnant, you ask? Because... that fairy... is actually a man!
Tianjun was extremely angry when he learned about this. It was said that the immortal was his nephew, and his nephew was actually fucked by a mortal! What a slap in the face to heaven! The slap on Zhi Zhi's face made a "snap" sound... This reminded him of a tragic experience he had in the world many years ago.
...So, the immortal turned around and turned into the seven miserable fairies in the drama; Wang Huan became Dong Yong. But the Seventh Fairy and Dong Yong finally had a happy ending. Even Liu Lang and Weaver Girl could meet each other once a year. It was a small farewell than a wedding... Unfortunately, Wang Huan and the fairy could never meet again. .
The immortal is in the west of the village, but he is trapped in the barrier and cannot leave for the rest of his life. Otherwise... Wang Huan was in a state of despair. And Wang Huan will never grow old, marry, be a widow, let alone have sex with a man, otherwise... Tianjun will punish him to never have a penis in his life...
It’s so lifelike: You live at the east end of the village, and I live at the west end of the village. I miss you every day without seeing you, and we drink underground water together...
[Wang Huan: Tianjun is really too cruel! If I didn't think that I still have a pair of hands that can work, I don't know what the meaning of living is! →]
Bai Lianhua: Yes, it’s been so many years, and bird feathers have grown on the cucumbers—fortunately, he has his right and left-hand brothers, and Tianjun didn’t say he couldn’t [delete] me comfort him [delete]…
Finally, after the two of them had been talking nonsense for so long, Wang Huan finally got to the point—
[Wang Huan: Bai Lianhua, can you go to the west of the village to see the immortal for me? →]
[System prompt: You have obtained [Peach Blossom Spring] mission 3: Searching for Immortals].
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25. Miss you and go to Yuzhou without seeing you
[25. Miss you and go to Yuzhou without seeing you]
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Ferry·Dashen Bar has been quite busy recently. From the big bar owners to the men who like to pour water, they all have a headache about one thing. That’s the kind of posts that pop up like mushrooms after a spring rain.
Bar owner Bairihong (full of blood and tears): Last time I accidentally clicked on one of the more popular posts like this, with the title "[Great God My ninja desire to vomit is over after watching this... Damn it, three masseurs, massagers, and sticks can be stuffed into the anus of White Lotus... I... I feel Spartan instantly!
Passerby·The Moon Is So Round丶 (with a puzzled look on his face): When I entered the Great God Bar recently, I always felt like I was in the H Bar. Since he is a great god, then [Great God
Bar Manager: Smiling Half-step Epilepsy (with painstaking efforts): We have already stated in the pinned post that "you should limit your YY of real people in moderation", but this forum seems to have been occupied by rotten girls. If you want to post these, you should go to "Danmei Novel Bar" or "Fan fiction bar" go ahead, woo woo woo hoo... I think this bar is about to be eliminated by Ferry.
Fan fiction bar owner: Last time I saw an insider broke the news that Bai Lianhua appeared to be the apprentice of the great god, but was actually the sex slave of the great god. I almost believed it, but fortunately, I suddenly remembered the name of our bar...
—The above excerpt is from "Official Hall of Fame·White Lotus Interview Record"
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Hundred Days Red 10:48:14
Master! ! This bar’s anus is going to be crippled by someone playing with it!
Roommate 10:49:05
What's wrong
Hundred Days Red 10:49:51
[Picture][Picture] This bar is going to be occupied by BLH articles! !
Roommate 10:50:08
It's none of my business, I'm not the bartender, just delete those things~
Hundred Days Red 10:51:00
My dear master, I deleted it and still have it! Do you understand that this is incest among your masters and disciples
Roommate 10:52:34
But I didn’t have sex with him>///////