Go to Hell, White Lotus

Chapter 28

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, after solving Squidward, go up to Wai Wai. (Author's note: Waiwai=YY. It is a voice chat software.)

Bai Lianhua also knew that her little arms and legs were not enough to fill the gap between Squidward's teeth, so naturally she listened to her roommate and hid behind the shell. The shells blocked most of the view, and the white lotus could only see the gorgeous light effect, with several colors shining together, sparkling almost continuously.

Although Bai Lianhua couldn't see the battle scene, she could see her teammates' health gauges displayed at the top of the screen. The roommate's health gauge rose and fell three times. Every time Bai Lianhua thought he was going to die, he seemed to have hit it right. He used Big Red to restore a third of his health, and then again. Medium red and small red in order, adding up to exactly two-thirds. It was so precise that Bai Lianhua thought it was cheating.

Relatively speaking, the blood tank of Hanxiao Banbuepian is very stable, always at about one-half. However, what is more unstable is his internal strength. The consumption is unexpected. Basically, it is full one moment, and it is full the next moment. Nothing left. But along with it is the blinding light effect.

Bai Lianhua couldn't help but think of five words in her mind: Masters are among the people.

At the same time, his control skills, which he thought were pretty good, were severely damaged, and he wished he could shed two tears of blood to express his injured self-esteem. He could understand that Hanxiao was so skilled... but who could tell him that his roommate Wei Mao was so skilled? He always thought his roommate was a scumbag! A scumbag with nothing to show for except his IQ... No, his roommate’s IQ is also a scumbag!

After about a few minutes, the light effect dissipates.

System prompt: [Brother Squidward] has been killed. Dropped items have been randomly assigned.

The experience bar suddenly jumped up again, which was very gratifying, but it stopped at the critical position of 99.71%. White Lotus is depressed.

Probably because the system also dislikes White Lotus. Logically speaking, the drops after defeating the BOSS should be quite generous. At least he can get one or two items, but he actually doesn't have any... It's really not the most difficult thing, only more. It's hard work, but he didn't do much in the first place and was just waiting to die, so he didn't have any complaints.

[Team] smiled half-stepped: Okay, let’s go up to Wai Wai. Channel number: 99913.

[Team] White Lotus: Immediately...

[Team] Lonely Ruxue: I... There seems to be something wrong with Mai -_-|||.

[Team] Smiling half-step epilepsy: = =+Oh

Bai Lianhua opened and clicked on the little raccoon icon on Waiwai Voice, entered her Waiwai number and password, and clicked to log in. He applied for this Waiwai account because he needed a voice when downloading a dungeon with the [Tongmenghui] group. He didn't log in often, so his level was only two pitiful little leaves. He couldn't help but feel inexplicably sad when he thought of the Tongmeng meeting... When he was in his forties, the lower levels were mainly responsible for eating and drinking, and basically didn't need to talk, so he never spoke on Wai Wai.

This time, Bai Lianhua's purpose was basically the same, just listen to the instructions of her roommate and Hanxiao Banbupian. There is no need to think about other issues at all...

Enter the channel number given by Hanxiao Banbupian, and Hanxiao is already there. Hanxiao's username is easy to recognize, it is called "Everyone is crazy". The username of Bailianhua is even more recognizable, just the three characters "White Lotus".

"Hey, Sister Lotus, are you here?" A half-smiling voice reached Bai Lianhua's ears through the speaker. Bai Lianhua suddenly thought of a sentence in a poem "Pipa Xing" written by Bai Juyi, an ancestor of the same family 500 years ago: "There is love before the tune is formed."

Hanxiao didn't recite it or deliberately cultivate that feeling, it was just an ordinary greeting. The person in front of him seemed to be alive in front of him.

About a minute later, the roommate came. The username is "roommate". It seems that I just applied for a Waiwai account, and there is only a pitiful leaf in the account column.

"Roommate? Are you here?"

a long time. The person on the other side replied: "Yeah." A short voice. It sounds equally good, but their directions seem to be slightly different. He thought that people like his roommates would sound like those sunny, cute and domineering male leads in Li Bei's idol dramas, but it turned out that... he felt like a rich and handsome man who earned tears and was in love with the heroine but couldn't bear the consequences. The second male... No, this metaphor seems a bit weird

A word suddenly came to Bai Lianhua's mind after being brainwashed for a long time: attack... He shook his head and pushed this terrifying thought away from his mind.

"Okay then~ Let's get started. Try to help Lotus brush dragon eggs~" He paused with a smile and continued, "Lianhua, why don't you say a few words to give me some motivation!"

White Lotus 10:40:47

what did I say

"You're still typing crookedly! Lotus is so disappointing, you can just say whatever you want."

Bai Lianhua hesitated for a long time and turned on the "Press F2 to speak" button.

"Good morning..." The timbre in the speaker seems to have changed a bit, and it sounds a little different from the original sound, but fortunately it is not out of tune, and it is completely within the range that humans can accept.

Well, maybe it's not just what humans can accept, but... "Ouch~ Sister Lianhua is so soft! Say it again!"

White Lotus 10:42:11

Brother, I sell my voice but not my body!

"I asked you to say a word. It's not to the point of selling yourself out, right?" There was a hint of joking in the tone, which made Bai Lianhua blush again.

"Aren't you guys still downloading the copy? Hurry up and continue..." Bai Lianhua said with obvious lack of confidence.

"OK~ Everything depends on Lianhua."

From the beginning to the end, it seemed that Bai Lianhua and Han Xiao were having a conversation. The roommate who was extremely active on the Internet just said "hmm" and stopped responding... Although Bai Lianhua felt a little unnatural, he couldn't hold a knife either. Putting a hand on someone's neck to force them to talk, right? Therefore, it was still left to my roommate.

After defeating the octopus boss, Hanxiao introduced that there were also Patrick Star and Spongebob Squarepants. Collect ten SpongeBob SquarePants' Krusty Krabs and ten pairs of Patrick's underwear... Go back to the boss to do business... Wait? ! Is this guy really Donghai and not some other cartoon? !

Bai Lianhua, who was going to the East China Sea dungeon for the first time, felt...he was messy in the wind.

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30. My heart goes to the dragon egg

[30.My heart goes to the dragon egg]

After going through all kinds of hardships (...), Bai Lianhua and his party finally arrived in front of the East China Sea Dragon Palace. Ouch, this Dragon Palace is amazing, it’s really made of crystal! It's really called... Crystal Palace.

"Lotus~" A faint voice with a smile came from Waiwai, mixed with the background music of the game, and it was unexpectedly a blurry illusion, "The Dragon King BOSS will be randomly spawned later, we don't know what it will be. What kind of dragons, but they are all at level 70, so they may not explode dragon eggs... But..." He paused for a moment, his voice hesitant, "The Dragon King's attack is locked. If he locks a player, he will not be able to explode. The attack will stop, so what I’m most worried about right now is that you’re being targeted.”

The most important thing is that once White Lotus is locked, it will directly transform into Ah Piao! They didn't bring a nanny, and resurrection scrolls were always banned in the dungeon. If you die, you will be directly downgraded...

"It doesn't matter." Bai Lianhua said. To be honest, he was not used to speaking in a distorted voice, but it was true that it was much more convenient than typing. "I just reached level 54, and my experience bar is only a few percent. If you die and lose a level... it's the same as not downloading this dungeon. No, I was only 52 when I came here, and I gained a level."

This East China Sea dungeon is not like the Peach Blossom Spring dungeon, where players can choose to exit by themselves. Otherwise, Hanxiao might have forced White Lotus to retreat. Even if White Lotus dies, they can only wait for the group to be wiped out or their teammates to kill the Dragon King.

"Okay, the one-third chance is still very high." Hanxiao said with a hint of helplessness.

"It's not one-third, it's one hundred percent." This sudden voice came from Waiwai, and Bai Lianhua was stunned for a long time before she remembered that it was the voice of her roommate.

"I will let the Dragon King lock me later." He said very calmly, with a 100% certainty in his tone.

Hanxiao was unhappy and yelled: "Hey, I am a GM after all. Can you not discuss cheating in front of the GM? Otherwise, my professionalism will make me commit a crime!"

"I'll castrate you if you dare." After a long silence, Bai Lianhua heard her roommate say.

This time, he smiled half-step into silence.

The key to the door to the East China Sea was in the hands of the captain [Lonely Like Snow]. He typed the words "get ready" and sent it to the team chat channel. After a while, he clicked the key and opened the door to the Dragon Palace...

[White Dragon King: Hmm... who is it... →] Who brought ~~~ the ancient call... When White Lotus saw these two words, she instantly remembered a certain well-known song.

[White Dragon King: Damn it, someone came to steal the dragon egg again? ? →]

As soon as I clicked on this sentence, a dragon roar came from the speakers, and the screen stopped shaking. The huge Crystal Palace was shattered in an instant, and a snow-white dragon rushed out of the Crystal Palace. It must be said that the visual effect of that moment was particularly shocking. No wonder so many people like this game, it’s not unreasonable.

Immediately, as his roommate said, this dragon locked onto him as soon as he came on the court. It was a big move as soon as it came, and the huge water wave rushed toward the "Loneliness Like Snow" on the screen along with the rolling yellow sand. The roommate didn't hide, he drew his bow and arrow, and pointed the burning arrow towards the white man.