I asked Bai Rihong to help me once, and that time the whole team was almost wiped out. Bai Rihong cried and said that unless he puts a knife to his neck next time, he will not skip the level and clear the dungeon!
Even White Lotus felt that she was unlucky today, otherwise why didn't she get it even after swiping it six times? Well... that's because they don't know that for others, it's possible that they won't be able to get it after swiping it sixteen times! Some even brushed it sixty times without getting a single brush! They only brushed it six times... Sure enough, the end of the smooth journey was that their IQs began to drop.
[Team] White Lotus: I have a hunch that seven is my lucky number...
[Team] Smiling half-step epilepsy: Sister Lotus... I haven't had lunch yet TUT.
[Team] Lonely as Snow: Let’s play again tomorrow. I feel so tired and don’t like it! !
[Team] White Lotus: Okay, let’s do OTZ tomorrow
White Lotus sighed. This can't be said to be "arrived in good spirits and returned in disgrace."
Just when he was about to leave the game and do other things he loved, he unexpectedly received a private message from his roommate.
[Private chat] Lonely as snow: Sister Lotus~~
[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: What’s wrong? TUT
[Private chat] Lonely Ruxue: Do you care about the great master
[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Is the great god you are talking about the great god I think of
Bai Lianhua looked at this sentence on the screen and suddenly felt a little confused.
[Private chat] Lonely Ruxue: Your characteristic is that you like to talk nonsense
[Private chat] Bai Lianhua:… I don’t really care.
[Private Chat] Lonely Ruxue: Then you will die or live when he dumps you
[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Roommate, your wording is so ambiguous. .
[Private Chat] Lonely as Snow: Don’t care about the details
Does he care about the Great God? This existence that makes countless people in the online game industry look up to it and it hurts their eyes and necks? Well, no one can care about it... I really don't talk much with this nominal master.
[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: I am just a little in love...
This is probably the only way to explain it... Just like many people think that lost things are more precious, he is always nostalgic habitually. I am afraid of change and unfamiliarity. I look happy but in fact I will pinch my clothes nervously when facing strangers... (Happiness = happy off-line...)
[Private chat] Lonely Ruxue: Oh
[Private Chat] Lonely as Snow: Where is your crush
[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: All Chinese men love virginity!
[Private Chat] Lonely Ruxue: If one day you were raped, would you fall in love with the person who raped you
[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: I am a man, no one can think of fucking me!
[Private Chat] Lonely Like Snow: There are so many female gangsters now. Last time in Baxi, a man was raped to death by six female gangsters...
[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: ∑( °△°|||) In today’s world, is it not safe to be a man?
[Private chat] Lonely Ruxue: Yes, yes!
[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: So you asked me what is the purpose of my words
[Private chat] Lonely Ruxue: ... I'm just asking! ! ! !
[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Okay... I'm done. ^_^You continue.
After Bai Lianhua sent out these words, seeing that her roommate didn't answer for a long time, she was about to log off. But who would have expected that the gang channel would light up at this moment... Bai Lianhua, who had suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder again, clicked on the small flashing icon like a self-abuse.
[System prompt: Player [Master] joins the gang [Sun Moon God Sect]. ]
Before White Lotus had time to think... she had already reflexively... turned off the game. Why would a master join this gang? ? He thought people like the Great God would never join a gang!
Bai Lianhua's hand shook. Then I thought about it and boarded the Penguin.
White Lotus15:01:50
Roommate! Why would a great god join our gang? ? TUT
Roommate 15:01:59
Is it not good? ,
White Lotus 15:02:04
It’s really not good!
Roommate 15:02:21
Why? ? = =||
White Lotus 15:02:43
Woohoo... I don't know. I saw him panicking with fear...,
Roommate 15:02:51
Lianhua, why are you afraid of him
White Lotus 15:03:04
I don’t know TAT
Roommate 15:03:17
I invited him in. Didn't you say that the great master is very powerful? I saw that he didn’t have a gang, so I invited him in directly, and he immediately agreed~~(/≥▽≤)/
White Lotus 15:03:30
… You are the day and I am the night. You will never understand my sadness, just like the day does not understand the darkness of night! ! !
Roommate 15:04:08
… is it so serious? o(TヘT o)
White Lotus 15:04:31
He must hate me!
Roommate 15:04:57
Why do you think so
White Lotus 15:05:01
He came to kill the nest in the first place!
Roommate 15:05:17
... you... how do you know
White Lotus 15:05:26
He said it himself/right finger
Roommate 15:05:24
I…
Roommate 15:05:37
I'm the best! When did he say that
White Lotus 15:06:01
TUT. You didn’t see it, so of course you don’t know!
Roommate 15:06:12
… … … … … … … …. .
White Lotus 15:06:45
And I even failed to make an appointment with OTZ
Roommate 15:06:55
Trust me, it's not as serious as you think...
White Lotus 15:07:01
I know! It was more serious TUT than I thought. Roommate, please stop comforting me, I’d better get off first...
Song Qingge took control for a long time before he could rush over and throw the keyboard onto Bai Lianhua's head... peat! When did I say I hate you? ! When did I say I wanted to kill you? !
For the first time in his life, he had the urge to pry open someone's forehead to see what the person's brain structure was... but he didn't show it clearly! White Lotus is still too stupid! Thousands of words can be combined into one word: rub!
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The author has something to say: ---------The player [The Moon Is So Round] launched an attack on the big BOSS [The List Demon]! [Demon King of the List]-3200 HP! (Remaining health points: 9200) ---------[Interview Record] Guest: Roommate (Song Qingge) Host: Moon Moon 17:11:11 Why do we have to use this format to do the program? ? Roommate 17:11:23 Because this personality only appears online! >//////