Go to Hell, White Lotus

Chapter 33

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Most of the replies from people behind were complaints. For example…

"Yes, the original poster should accept him!" "This is definitely true love!" "I wish you sexual happiness!!!"

Coincidentally, something was playing on the TV next door. I don’t know if it was "The Legend of the White Snake" or "Journey to the West". There was a sentence in it that happened to break through the wall and floated into his ears at this moment -

"Monster, I accept you!"

"What's your Penguin number?"

I checked the homepage twice and the reply arrived quickly. The answer left him speechless.

"What is Penguin?"

"Going to the ferry." He answered, turned off the computer interface, walked aside, opened his schoolbag, and began to write his homework.

It has been half an hour since I finished my homework. Refreshing the web page again, I found that the person nicknamed "Little Lotus White and White" had actually replied to him twenty minutes ago.

"Ah? So there is Penguin besides MSN? I am so ignorant about TUT. Penguin: 469752697"

He added him.

Use the red of the lotus and the white that will shine forever 20:07:37

Ahhhhh! ! ! You are finally willing to join me! ! ! ! I'm so excited! ! ! !

SY 20:07:40

kindness

Use the red of the lotus and the white that will shine forever 20:07:54

Woohoo, hello, teacher!

SY 20:08:03

Don't call me teacher because it makes me feel like Sora Aoi

Use the red of the lotus and the white that will shine forever 20:08:19

OTZ What should I call you

SY 20:08:25

SY

Use the red of the lotus and the white that will shine forever 20:08:34

? what?

Song Qingge frowned in front of the computer, and finally typed this line slowly.

SY 20:09:44

Sess Yashmak

Use the red of the lotus and the white that will shine forever 20:10:07

-mouth-! ! The veil of success?

SY 20:10:13

Use the red of the lotus and the white that will shine forever 20:10:27

SY is so ugly, I’ll call you roommate!

SY 20:10:51

what ever

Use the red of the lotus and the white that will shine forever 20:11:09

Hello, roommate~ I am Bai Lianhua!

SY 20:11:16

Um

Use the red of the lotus and the white that will shine forever 20:11:49

Please teach me the techniques to hack the system! I'm fed up with our school's stupid computers being disconnected! ! ! !

For a moment, Song Qingge had an irresistible urge to block him.

SY 20:11:57

If your school doesn’t have a network cable installed, it’s impossible to hack no matter what.

Use the red of the lotus and the white that will shine forever 20:12:18

What! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Roommate, do you want to be so cruel? ! ! !

SY 20:12:55

I'm just stating the facts

Use the red of the lotus and the white that will shine forever 20:13:27

ok, I get it…

In the first week, Bai Lianhua said to him.

"Roommate! I've decided! I can also learn other things from you!"

The next week, White Lotus said to him.

"Roommate, roommate~ How do I get the source code of that webpage? I made several mistakes!!"

On the third week, White Lotus said to him.

"Roommate! Don't be so cold T_T. I feel so scary every time I talk to you."

“What’s so scary about this”

"It's not scary anymore! I get scared every time I talk to you T_T."

"Oh" Song Qingge was silent for a few seconds and typed: "Then what is not scary?"

"I don't know OTZ either."

"oh"

"Probably just talk more!"

"for example"

"... OTZ. Roommate, I have difficulty communicating with you! Absolutely!!"

On the fourth week, he said to White Lotus.

"Change your online name. It's too long and I don't like it."

On the fifth week, he said to White Lotus.

"It's time for the final exam, why are you still surfing the Internet every day?"

"T_T. Maybe I'm addicted to the Internet... I feel uncomfortable if I don't go online for a day."

"How old are you?"

"I'm seventeen! I'm going to take the college entrance examination soon~ How old are you, roommate?"

"I'm three years younger than you."

"Nani? Are you only twenty??"

It's not twenty... it's fourteen. Song Qingge said silently in his heart.

On the sixth week, White Lotus said to him.

"Roommate, I have an exam soon! I will be disconnected from the Internet for a month! Bless me!"

Week ten.

White Lotus 19:27:23

Roommate! We finished the exam today! ! So happy! !

Roommate 19:27:49

Yo ~ little lotus! See you in a few days! It's like three autumns.

White Lotus 19:27:59

0.0… Yes! I miss you too.

Roommate 19:28:16

Huh, brother, I'm so charming, you're the only one who doesn't want me!

White Lotus 19:28:51

explain! … who are you? ! ! Why did you hack my teacher’s account? ! !

[END]

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35. Can’t see clearly what is true and what is false

[35. Can’t see clearly what is true or false]

[Team] Lonely as Snow: Let’s finish the business mission first and then talk about it.

[Team] White Lotus: Do you really want to kneel down and sing Conquer for me?

[Team] Smiling Half-step Epilepsy: Ball open mic and video!

[Team] Lonely as Snow:…

A bunch of twisted bastards... He said waiting until the task was completed was not to prepare videos and microphones.

It's almost 7:30 in the evening, and the news broadcast is almost finished. The three of them have been working on the business mission for almost three hours... They walked from Novice Village to the merchant in the main city again. It took about ten minutes, and they were still short of 3,600 to 10,000 yuan after selling the items in their hands. Ten thousand. I had to run from one main city to another again, and finally completed the task before eight o'clock.

The moment they completed the task, the three of them couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. The three-hour mission was so grueling that the annoying little goblin turned into an annoying old monster...

[Team] Bai Lianhua: I'm going to eat first, my roommates are ready to kneel down and sing Conquer!

[Team] Lonely as Snow:…

[Team] Smiling half-step: Sit and wait for your roommates to kneel down and sing Conquer.

[Team] Lonely as Snow:…

Bai Lianhua minimized the game, probably because she had been sitting in front of the screen for a long time. The moment she stood up, her eyesight went black and she felt very dizzy. For a moment, Bai Lianhua felt that she was short-sighted, but fortunately, it didn't seem to be the case yet.

The other two people in the dormitory had finished their meals, and they obviously had no intention of eating midnight snacks. The lonely Bai Lianhua went on the road alone... It was so miserable. The school cafeteria has long been closed. On the day after the exam. I remember that after the exam, there was a lot of wailing and howling on the school BBS, all calling for the school cafeteria not to close... because University A does not allow food delivery people to come in.

University A is a polytechnic, and the elite students there have always been very well-educated. Almost all of them have mushrooms growing on their bodies. Some people have the highest record of not leaving the school gate for two consecutive years... In addition, the polytechnic has a What’s special about it is that there are more men than women! One-half of the girls who order breasts are elderly, and one-third are employees in the cafeteria... What, you mean the girls in this college? They are not girls! They are dinosaurs! ! They are using their lives to explain how important appearance is to a person, especially a woman to a man! ! Well, this is actually an exaggeration. Didn’t you see that there is still one sixth left? All in all, now the boys in our school have all gone to other schools, and the girls in our school... are still waiting for their spring...

For example, Bai Lianhua majored in science and engineering, majored in architecture... He used to study science in high school, and he had an affair with a lot of girls in the three years of high school. Unfortunately, he never found one after he entered University A. a girlfriend…

I remember somewhere, Bai Lianhua once saw a post with the title "What's the best place for a man in science and engineering?" In it, he listed eighteen major benefits, such as being able to repair things, liking children and small animals, and not watching AV... Follow up However, most of the responses were noncommittal, such as "Oh, so I have so many advantages?" "Unbelievable!" There were also complaints, "The poster actually said that polytechnic boys don't talk about pornographic topics that literary youth are crazy about in public places... Damn it, good." "Fake" "Excited. I have decided: I will not marry a man who is not a man in science and engineering!!! I am depressed, but it is a pity that I am a man."

In short, Bai Lianhua only came to this conclusion after browsing the post: Masturbation is best for men from science and engineering... This shows how lonely it is to be a male from science and engineering... It also shows how much Bai Lianhua can endure loneliness.

White Lotus slipped out of the school gate, and the hot summer wind couldn't bring a hint of coolness. Fortunately, there was a line of snacks next to the campus gate for you to pick from, which were cheap, high-quality, and very affordable. When we came to the place where we had hot and sour noodles last time, Bai Lianhua asked the boss to bring him a bowl of slightly spicy wontons. He sat on his seat and played with his phone for a while, waiting for the wontons to arrive...

There seemed to be some slight noise in front of him. Bai Lianhua raised his head from browsing the web, but he didn't know when the person opposite came... He was inevitably startled by Xiao Xiao in his heart. I'm so scared. Is this person a ghost? There was no sound when walking... Looking again, hey, this ghost brother looks so familiar... Have we met somewhere?

"Senior Bai, what a coincidence, we meet again." The words of the person in front of him undoubtedly confirmed Bai Lianhua's speculation, but Bai Lianhua thought about it and didn't think about it.