The blue screen is just a not very romantic illusion, but reality always slaps me in the face, and the "snap" sound is very loud. Just like when I saw those websites that pirated articles in seconds, I also wanted to represent the majority of contracted authors and slap them on the face of the website owner. The feeling of ecstasy and the perverted satisfaction in my heart must be very satisfying. Cool!
Ahem, let’s get back to the text. Bai Lianhua opened the inventory and opened the "Buddhist Sutra" with excitement. The system prompts her answer with ecstasy:
[System prompt: You opened [Buddhist Scripture] and obtained [Abbot Jingzhen’s Hair]]. Bai Lianhua really wants to firmly raise her middle finger and say to the system, especially those who develop this profession, that it is inferior! From Abbot Jingzhen's socks, handkerchiefs, and underwear, to Abbot Jingzhen's hair, nails, and tears, everything has been revealed, except - skills. How much Bai Lianhua hopes that he can produce something like [a mouthful of old blood from Abbot Jingzhen], at least Bai Lianhua can feel a natural pleasure deep in her heart.
What makes Bai Lianhua happy is that although the system is really unreliable, he has a group of fairly reliable friends.
[Gang] White Lotus: Ciao! After opening Buddhist scriptures for so many days, a lot of garbage was opened, but not a single skill was opened!
[Gang] Yun Yu: Attack and wash!
[Gang Gui] smiled half-stepped: ... Let me ask Li Shenzhou for you.
Bai Lianhua couldn't help being moved to tears, but with a smile, you understand me best! You are absolutely my savior!
Soon, he sent a reply with a smile and a half-step. It can be summed up in one sentence: That guy Li Shenzhou masturbated too much yesterday and he hasn't gotten up yet. You'd better ask customer service first. Bai Lianhua now wants to tie Li Shenzhou to a pillar and then castrate him. Please look at his pure eyes, he swears this is definitely his true thoughts in his heart!
[Email] Bai Lianhua: Is the customer service brother here
[System Email] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: Hello player Bai Lianhua, how can I help you
[E-mail] Bai Lianhua: Why can’t I unlock skills when I open Buddhist scriptures
[System Email] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: Hello, maybe this is related to the player's luck. Please plant more trees, care for the environment, and protect your character.
The corner of Bai Lianhua's mouth twitched, and a mouthful of blood almost sprayed on the screen.
[Email] Bai Lianhua: Can I complain to you
[System Email] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: Please reply 1 for complaints. You can also call the game’s customer service number, or send an email to the game’s official email address. Tel: 74194741, Email: This article was first published in Jinjiang.
[Email] Bai Lianhua: You have such a good attitude.
[System Email] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: If you are well, it will be sunny.
Oh! Not to mention, these customer service staff nowadays are really artistic, and you can tell they have been brainwashed!
[E-mail]Bai Lianhua: Can I say hello 2
[System Email] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: Sorry, this customer service has not yet opened the teasing function.
[Email] White Lotus:…
[System Email] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13: Hello, your question has been answered, and your game professional skills have not yet been developed. It is being developed by Li Shenzhou of the Technology Department.
[Email] Bai Lianhua: Can you give me Li Shenzhou’s phone number? I want to scold him...
[System Email] Shenzhou Shenlu Game Official Customer Service 13:… 74194741
Li Shenzhou can develop a few skills from Abbot Jingzhen's hair to his toenails? How much Bai Lianhua wanted to fire this unreliable technician on behalf of their boss! The old ones will not go away, and the new ones will not go away.
Come on, dear!
[Gang] Bai Lianhua: I just met an Nc customer service guy! It took me a long time to get to the point!
[Gang] Smiling half-step epilepsy:…
[Gang] Yun Yu: Really? What's the number
[Gang] White Lotus: 13. These numbers alone are quite impressive!
[Gang] Yun Yu: Haha. Is that so? I remember that the customer service number of Hanxiao seems to be 13
[Gang Gui] smiled half-stepped: You must have remembered it wrong! !
Li Shenzhou on the other side was particularly aggrieved! He said it was sunny and nice this morning, making it suitable for sleeping. But early in the morning, he was awakened by someone's fatal serial calls.
"Chen Tian, if you are calling me just to ask me questions such as have you eaten, please hang up the phone gently, and then kill yourself ferociously to apologize!" Li Shenzhou gritted his teeth, his tone was extremely cruel.
The person called Chentian didn't seem to mind Li Shenzhou's tone at all: "I ask you why you don't have abbot professional skills?" If Bai Lianhua heard this voice here, she might be very surprised and scream: "Ci'ao" ! This guy's voice sounds like Mr. Wenxiao!
"Hey, the devil of anal sex, Chen Lizong, I can't help but get a morning erection every time I hear your voice!"
Li Shenzhou's answer was a simple and direct word: "Get out!" Regarding the nickname of King Exploding Ju, it actually has quite a origin... I still remember those days, ahem, Mr. Hanxiao said very seriously that a good man would not mention his bravery back then... Otherwise he swears he will make the white lotus chrysanthemum unclean!
"Oh! This?" Li Shenzhou dragged out the last word as if he had suddenly realized something. "I haven't decided yet whether the abbot belongs to the combat or healing system~"
Chen Tian resisted the urge to strangle Li Shenzhou, and squeezed out these words through his teeth: "I am happy to help you choose the healing system. Please work non-stop to develop the matching skills within a week - "Chen Tian smiled brightly on the other end of the phone. Of course, Li Shenzhou couldn't see it, otherwise he would definitely be frightened into a cold sweat by this weird smile, "Otherwise, be careful of your smiling brother getting your ass fucked!" He is a civilized person. , why do you have to force him to say barbaric words
Bai Lianhua looked Spartan in front of the computer! Well, according to Yun Yu, the customer service guy he met just now was smiling half-heartedly? Yunnan smiled unfathomably in front of the computer: In the future, please ask him to be a professional in blowing vests!
[Gang] Bai Lianhua: Hanxiao, are you the Thirteen just now
[Gang Gui] smiled half-stepped: Absolutely not!
[Gang] Bai Lianhua; Actually, I thought the administrator just now was really nice and cute...
[Gang] smiled half-stepped: Yes! I am the messenger of justice, the embodiment of love and peace! Customer service number 13!
[Gang] Yun Yu: I just smiled and said nothing.
Bai Lianhua held her forehead and looked at the poor person on the computer. The helplessness in his heart came to him like a tide... Why wasn't there a slightly normal person around him? He thought that his demands were really not too high!
[Gang] With a smile on his face, he said: Tomorrow is the Chinese Valentine's Day! It is said that a new dungeon will be opened. Let's form a group to clear the dungeon together tomorrow!
[Gang] Bairihong: Don’t be stupid with a smile. Tomorrow the master will sleep with the master and fly together. Why are you, an outsider, interfering with you
[Gang] Bai Lianhua: Tomorrow is Chinese Valentine’s Day? So fast
Bai Lianhua remembered that shortly after the Chinese Valentine's Day, it was time to return to school two weeks early for military training... It is said that from August to September every year, the national defense strength of country Z will always suddenly increase! Ah! They are still in their twenties and heroic years. Grandpa Mao must have been very pleased when he saw it: There are successors to our great dynasty. This is really great!
… A whole day passed. After finishing the business and daily tasks in the morning, I went off the Internet and went to level up with Hanxiao Yunyu. The level changed from fifty-five back to fifty-six... For the whole day, neither Lonely Ruxue nor the Great God showed up.
We went out for dinner again. The Chinese-faced man named Luo Lan was still working in the restaurant. The person has not changed, and the scene has not changed, but the person who came with him in the morning stayed in the laboratory... No, it is not necessarily the laboratory, maybe the person has gone home.
Early the next morning, Bai Lianhua was awakened by the ringing of her cell phone. Bai Lianhua opened the cover of her phone and saw that it was Song Qingge! Someone who was still asleep suddenly woke up. Bai Lianhua pressed the answer button, and Song Qingge's voice entered Bai Lianhua's auditory nerve from the other end of the phone: "Bai Lianhua, go online, download the Qixi Festival copy. .”
Bai Lianhua nodded quickly: "Okay, I'll do it right away!" But the man couldn't help but yawned. "Are you sleeping?" Bai Lianhua heard Song Qingge ask, "Actually, it's okay. At worst, I'll finish the copy later."
"It's okay, I'll get up right away!" Bai Lianhua said quickly, glancing at the computer, I had already turned on the computer. "
After that, there was a long silence. Bai Lianhua was the first to hold on and said to Song Qingge, "Should I hang up first?" "Yes. Goodbye."
After Bai Lianhua hung up the phone, she logged into Shenzhou Shenlu's official website. Generally, when a new copy is released, notices and basic information will be posted on the official website for players to know. Usually at this time, the new dungeon will be extremely popular. One of the reasons is that the rewards at the beginning of a dungeon are always more generous than at other times. The second reason is that the official website will list the name of the first person who passes the dungeon. Hanging it out for future generations to admire - from a certain perspective, this greatly satisfies the psychological needs of some people.
According to the official website, this time the dungeon is entered by forming a team. What is displayed on the official website is the username of everyone in the team, plus the team name.
As soon as Bai Lianhua went online, she saw the gang channel flashing with joy.
[Gang] Lonely as Snow: Lotus is online! Come and form a group to promote dungeons! Click me to join the team!
[Gang] Smiling half-step epilepsy: Hum hum.
[Gang] Bairihong: Pull me in.
[Gang] Yun Yu: You know.
Bai Lianhua squinted slightly as she looked at the wedding news and confession congratulations that kept popping up on the world channel. She couldn't help but feel - well, today is really a...