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40.The latest chapter is at the back
[40.The latest chapter is at the back]
During festivals such as February 14th, Chinese Valentine's Day, and Spring Festival, there are always people who are happy and others who are sad. Bai Lianhua was in the happy category for the eleventh and eighteenth years of his life. When he went to college and faced a group of natural and original Godzillas, he never had the thought of having an erection... No , what he means is that there is no girl he can catch his eye with in this school so far. But there is still a long way to go to worry about it. Just look at his looks and education... If you want to have a beautiful daughter, come to him! If you want to give birth to an unparalleled baby... ahem. In short, Bai Lianhua deeply felt that the high school Chinese teacher said well that university is the highest institution of learning for people. It’s not in vain that he has spent so many days memorizing vocabulary and memorizing formulas...
However, today, Bai Lianhua is very worried. He is so worried that the characters in his game have lost all their hair... You said that the characters in his game have no hair in the first place? Ahem, don't worry about the details.
[Gang] Lonely as Snow: Ciao! Why didn’t Sister Lotus enter the Qixi Festival dungeon? ! Second Austrian! I don’t want to spend the Chinese Valentine’s Day with a bunch of burly men!
[Gang] Smiling half-step: talking nonsense! I never pick my feet!
[Gang] Yun Yu: Tell me. How did you know I picked my feet? Do you have a crush on me
[Gang Guild] Hundred Days Red: LS silk temperament is fully revealed.
Well, the concise and clear summary is: people from a gang (you read that right, it’s a gang except for the big name of a master who has a lot of skills...), form a group to promote the Qixi Festival dungeon. Everyone has entered the dungeon, except for White Lotus... Even if he didn't enter, he was kicked out of the team directly by the system. There is really no place in life that is not as lonely as snow!
[Gang] Bai Lianhua: Roommate, calm down, my attack power is extremely weak, I will be held back even if I go...
[Gang] Yun Yu: I'm sorry for our team! I'm holding you back!
[Gang] Lonely Ruxue: What you’re holding back isn’t holding me back, you’re holding me back to the top of your fucking thighs and you’re almost to the balls!
Bai Lianhua silently covered her face... Brother Song, how can there be such a big gap between your two accounts? Return me to my holy and inviolable God! Give me your love back! Who is this guy? I don’t know him!
[Gang] Smiling Half-step Epilepsy: How about returning to the dungeon again
[Gang] Yun Yu: Hanxiaojun, are you wearing your head just to look good
[Gang] Lonely as Snow: It seems that you can only exit the dungeon if you die or complete the task. It's okay for all of us to commit suicide once, but if you commit suicide once, you should almost fall off the list.
[Gang] smiled half-stepped: ...It turns out that you opened an alt account to do tasks for such a dark reason! !
[Gang] Bairihong: I didn’t see anything, I didn’t see anything…
[Gang] White Lotus: T_T. Leave me alone, you go ahead.
Broken computer, crappy computer, it’s so damn hard that it’s stuck at this moment! Damn, look, you fell out! At this moment, the absurd feeling in Bai Lianhua's heart was no less than the moment she knew that the great god = roommate = Song Qingge.
Maybe form a group with others to push the BOSS? This idea flashed through Bai Lianhua's mind, and then... was thrown to Java.
Suddenly. There was another commotion in the gang channel...
[Gang] Yun Yu: Meow!
[Gang] Lonely Ruxue: Yun Yu, you died so miserably!
[Gang] Bairihong: Brother Yun Yu, go away! The copy is too dangerous and not suitable for you!
[Gang] Bai Lianhua: What happened
Bai Lianhua, who didn't know why, asked stupidly.
[Gang] Hundred Days Red: Yun Yu was attacked by Boba and died.
[Gang] Yun Yu: Bai Lianhua, I came out to accompany you, are you very touched
[Gang] Bairihong: I'm laughing so hard, just tell me if you die!
A moment later, Bai Lianhua, who was slaying monsters, saw a flash of white light beside him, and Yun Yu really appeared next to him.
[Nearby] Yun Yu: Every time I see your equipment when I feel unhappy, I feel like there is nothing more I could ask for.
[Nearby] White Lotus: If you use idioms indiscriminately, beware of being beaten to death by the Chinese teacher.
[Nearby] Yun Yu: Haha. White Lotus, please accompany me to do the level 20 dungeon mission.
[Nearby] White Lotus: Ah, okay. Which
In the game, there are quite a lot of level 20 dungeons. The most lacking thing is the dungeons between level 40 and 50, but most of the players in the game are around 40. Therefore, many people have given suggestions to the game development department, but every time nothing happens... Therefore, many players are quite complaining, but the official explanation for this is that there are other arrangements... Who knows what the arrangements are!
Clicked to enter Yun Yu's team, and randomly took on a few level 20 dungeon missions. Because there were White Lotus of more than 50 levels, the progress went particularly smoothly. It was usually completed in sixteen or seventeen minutes, just like that. In one hour, Yun Yu also rose from level 20 to level 26.
[Team] Bai Lianhua: It’s already 10:30 in the morning OTZ
[Team] Yun Yu: Yes. It’s already half past ten in the morning. They haven't come out of the copy yet.
It did take a long time, probably an hour and a half. Bai Lianhua flexed her muscles and suddenly felt that she really seemed to have mushrooms all over her body. About ten minutes later, I suddenly saw a loud roar coming from the gang system, and I saw Bai Rihong sighing with tears streaming down his face as he lamented his unfair fate.
[Gang] Bairihong: Why am I dead! Why! !
[Gang] Lonely as Snow: Maybe the system feels that Yun Yu and Bai Lianhua are too lonely.
[Gang] smiled half-stepped: Xiaohong, do you want me to give your coffin a feng shui
[Gang] Hundred Days Red:…
After a few seconds, Bai Rihong used a teleportation command and suddenly reached the two people who were taking the mission.
[Nearby] Bairihong: Master! I sacrificed my life to create a copy for you! Are you very touched
[Nearby] Yun Yu: I'm laughing so hard, just tell me when you're dead!
At that time, Bairihong laughed at Yun Yu's words, but Yun Yu actually returned them intact to Bairihong. Bai Rihong is so depressed! Even though he is only level 60, he is still quite successful and famous in the game. If his level were higher, and based on his understanding of the game, he might be able to challenge the masters in a duel... But. How could he be defeated by a level 50 dungeon like this? What does this make the veteran players in the game think of him? How does this make the little sister with big breasts and round hips who is new to the game look at him! Hundred Days Hongmu entered the team with a smile on her face.
[Team] Yun Yu: I am exhausted after so many dungeons. Where else can I go
[Team] Hundred Days Red: Let’s find the hidden mission! OK
[Team] White Lotus: OK
[Team] Yun Yu:…
[Team] Bai Lianhua: I entered two missing words, height.
Therefore, the combined meaning is: Fuck your sister! God knows when the hidden mission will be introduced. Looking back at that year, the official website mysteriously said that a new hidden mission has been developed. Those who complete this mission can be transferred to orcs... So I long for thick and long health bars, black and hard... The attacking kanji embarked on the road to find the hidden mission... One month passed, two months passed, half a year passed... Just when people had almost forgotten this, a newcomer who had just reached level 50 casually saved him. A kitten was bullied by wild dogs in a novice village, and then... he received a hidden mission.
The person's answer to this was: Ah, as soon as I entered the game, I saw that the cat next to the Novice Village was being bullied day and night. After a few months, it was still being bullied... I felt so annoyed. There is no end. , this group of wild dogs are really good for a thousand times a day, and then I clicked on it and found that it could be beaten, and then I did it.
From this we can see how fucked up the whole game is! Grass and mud horses have been multiplied into a vast horse farm in the hearts of various players!
[Team] White Lotus: Let’s go and clear the dungeon.
Just as Bai Lianhua typed this message, she saw a system message suddenly pop up in the team channel.
[System prompt: Player [Love Jun] joins team [YY]. ]
Bai Lianhua was shocked, and her typing hand pressed a few wrong keys, and in the end she couldn't type a complete sentence. On the other hand, Bairihong seemed to have known Mr. Ainxin for a long time, and she started teasing him fiercely when she opened her mouth.
[Team] Hundred Days Red: Oh, we are an old acquaintance. By the way, who put this thing in? Be careful of getting stabbed.
[Team] Yun Yu: I put it in. Do you know each other?
[Team] Aixinjun: Yes, I know you.
[Team] Hundred Days Red: After putting on the vest and coming back, it seems that you are still alive and well. Brother Hanxiao must be very pleased.
[Team] Love King: White Lotus.
[Team] Hundred Days Red: Bai Lianhua is not smiling. This child is very vigilant and cannot be deceived by ordinary liars.
[Team] Love King: I didn’t mean that.
[Team] Bairihong: When I see you, I just want to say "hehe".
[Team] White Lotus: What are you talking about? You look so awesome
[Team] Bairihong: Come, master, let me give you some popular science.
[Team] Hundred Days Red: Once upon a time, Ai Xinjun was a cute girl ~ innocent and cute, with good skin, she said she was nineteen years old. Ah~ What a flower-like grade.
[Team] Bairihong: Brother Hanxiao suddenly thought, oh, sister, how can you be so cute and adorable! He blushes after just teasing you a few words, and hey, he looks like he could easily fall over.
[Team] Hundred Days Red: So, in the game "God's Punishment", Brother Hanxiao spent fourteen and a half yuan to buy a name change card and gave it to him