Very happy, right? You achieved your goal, right? "
"How about you! Morning erection is a normal reaction of a normal man! I'm not a eunuch!" Li Shenzhou yawned and sat on the swivel chair, "Chen Tian, I would like to recommend a career for you. It is said that there is someone online The profession is called telephony/love worker. Do you understand? It’s called MAKE LOVE! I heard the salary is very generous! A daily salary of over 100 is not a dream!"
Chen Tian resisted the urge to book a flight and go directly to the game headquarters, and squeezed out these few words word for word: "Oh, is it? So, do you dare to explain to me why I do this? Marrying a great god? OK?"
"Asshole Demon King Chen Lick! Do you think I will tell you so easily?"
"Go away! I already told you that I'm not the devil of anus! If you ask me again, I'll really go and explode your anus! Otherwise, I'll be sorry for my title, do you understand?!"
… There was silence on the other end of the phone for two or three seconds. "Okay, OK. Didn't you read the introduction on the official website? Those who complete this copy can get a loyal and unyielding love... Is this also to promote consumption?"
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42. There are many rights and wrongs on Chinese Valentine’s Day
[42. There are many right and wrongs on Chinese Valentine's Day]
"I only know that your move without thinking makes me want to delete my account and try again!" Especially when he found out that the divorce cards in the mall were useless! How he wants to... give Li Shenzhou a slap in the face, and then a slap to the master, what number do you want to open? You open a female account! What number do you want to open? You open a trumpet! This makes him feel so embarrassed! How embarrassing is this for a man who is a public lover! How can he win over those lovely younger brothers and sisters and carry the title of "Lonely as Snow"? Why the hell can’t this title be blocked! Damn it, it's still popular!
What? Do you think marriage can increase a man's charm? I tell you! NONONONO! Even if it is, it's definitely not in the game! Especially when the little loli girl you pick up knows that she will never be able to stay with you for the rest of her life... Well, Chen Tian's sharp eyes narrowed slightly: I just like young and beautiful young men who have just grown up! You hit me
However, the scene of hugging each other turned into nothing with this copy... Loyal and unyielding love, your sister! Brother Song and I have no love at all! Where does loyalty and unyielding come from? To be loyal and unyielding is also to Sister Lotus... Hey, the topic seems to have come to a very strange place
"Let me divorce the great god, immediately, immediately. Otherwise, I will go to City A and castrate you directly. Then I will feed one of your organs to the dogs." When Chen Tian said this, he was extremely calm and sonorous. It is a male role model.
How can this be! The master hacked their system twice! If he didn't come back with revenge, he would be disrespecting his own dignity! "Oops. There's nothing I can do~ Hey... what did you say? The signal here is not very good... Hello, hello?"
Li Shenzhou pretended to hold the phone further and further, and finally successfully pressed the power off button. "Done!" Li Shenzhou smiled very proudly, Chen Tiansang, the people do not fight with the officials, even if you are an "official" among ordinary players, in front of this technical staff, you are just a scum!
Chen Tian heard the beep coming from the phone and called again unwillingly, but the result was that the other party had turned off... "Shit!" He put down the phone unluckily and sat back in front of the computer glumly.
[Private chat] With a smile on his face, Li Shenzhou said he couldn’t leave.
[Private Chat] Lonely Like Snow: Do you believe the nonsense he said
Faced with Song Qingge's powerful condemnation, Chen Tian rarely remained silent.
[Private chat] Lonely as snow: Lotus T_T! lotus! Are you there
[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: What’s wrong
[Private chat] Lonely Ruxue: Do you know where Yun Yu went
[Private chat] Bai Lianhua: Ah, he said he went offline to purchase goods. What happened
Very good... Yun Yu is not online.
So. Dear Li Shenzhou, in the next time, the entire game and the entire network will be his world.
Why did the game suddenly go offline? ? This is what most players are thinking at this moment. With blood and tears on his face, Li Shenzhou expressed that he was ashamed of the people and the party... It's like this, on the Chinese Valentine's Day, in this midsummer day when everything is filled with the sunshine and the atmosphere of love... Play it, smoke it. It's not an unusual twitch, it's a twitch that's extraordinary - those who were doing tasks, downloading dungeons, messing around, showing off their affection, all of them fell off together at two o'clock and two minutes and twenty-two seconds in the afternoon. It's online... Just looking at this time, we know what a different thing this is.
For the first time, we can still think that his Internet speed is not good, but what about the second time? What about the third time? Looking at the bottomless pit-like little chrysanthemum that was constantly rotating on the login page, the players realized it! —It turns out it’s not a problem with your internet speed, it’s a problem with the server! The forum exploded with people cursing, crying, complaining, and begging to log in. As soon as I refreshed the page, there were posts like this everywhere, and they seemed to show that "poster, you are not alone!" The same, every post had the same content. Clicks and replies are extremely high!
Bai Lianhua also realized it - but the direction of his enlightenment was a little different. Is the school’s local area gateway connected? Is the computer jammed? The acceleration program failed? ... He slipped out of school and ran to the Internet cafe in the sun. He found that he still couldn't log in... Brother-in-law! He is also planning to do another business mission! After completing the business mission, he still wanted to download the dungeon, level up, and spawn monsters... But he couldn't log into the game? What's the intention? ! Don't you want to make him feel better
Just as he was about to complain on the official forum, rows of posts indicating [HOT] appeared in front of him - [Mei Yunluo, why don't you die? Peat is offline! ][Li Shenzhou, get out of here, or I will blow your ass on behalf of the broad masses of the people! explain! Why can't I log into the game? ][Am I having a conspiracy theory? What is Mr. Mo's purpose for doing this]... Bai Lianhua suddenly said with tears in her eyes: He is not fighting alone!
In addition, there is also a post marked HOT that is also unusually conspicuous. The name of the post is very familiar [Does the Internet Have Good Results? ] Posted by: BLH. Bai Lianhua looked at it for a long time before remembering that this seemed to be a post she had posted a few days ago. She's actually turned red with semen? He had forgotten all about it. Bai Lianhua couldn't help but click in and take a look.
[NO.1 Acacia shares: BLH! puff! I smiled unkindly]
[NO.2 Jellyfish: After looking at it for a long time, I realized it was BL, H...]
…Don’t you dare be more serious! Are you going to die if you are serious? He asked the question sincerely! Why do these people care more about his vest than the title? Bai Lianhua pulled down the drop-down bar distractedly. After a long time, she finally saw a fairly serious reply.
[NO.47 WCNMLGB: Online dating is so sexy. Do you masturbate when you want to make love? However, there have been several people on the forum who have gone from online games to real life, and I personally do not support online dating. Know people, know faces, but don’t know hearts. The society is dangerous, who knows whether the person sitting in front of the computer is a human or a dog?]
After Bai Lianhua read this sentence word for word, she silently closed the post.
After logging into Penguin, the group chat icon pops up. Ignoring everything else, I clicked on the chat box of my gang group. The content discussed in it was nothing more than about the problem of not being able to log in to the game.
Deputy gang leader·Mixiaobanbuepian 14:02:57
Why did I get disconnected
Bangzhong·Hundred Days 14:03:36
Mei Yunluo plays a big game of chess...
Mei Yunluo is the CEO of the legendary China International Co., Ltd. It may not be clear to say this, but to put it simply and clearly: this game is one of his company's products.
Deputy gang leader·Lonely as Snow 14:05:09
It doesn't matter, just about half an hour will be enough.
Just drag the chat history to the bottom, and your roommate's words will pop out. Half an hour? Bai Lianhua turned her attention to the lower right corner. More than twenty minutes had passed.
Gang Leader·Bai Lianhua 14:27:03
Brother Song Qing... It's been almost half an hour, why can't I still climb up
After closing the chat interface, Bai Lianhua looked at the constantly rotating little chrysanthemum on the login interface and felt very depressed. You haven't logged in yet? Grandma is a bitch... I don’t know that for a lonely man in science and engineering, games are life! It's moral integrity! This is the meaning of ginseng...
Deputy gang leader·Lonely as Snow 14:28:08
It's "ge", not brother. Of course, if you want to call me "ge", I don't have any objection. PS: You can log in now, give it a try.
Bai Lianhua wiped the cold sweat from her head, Brother Song, your name really takes advantage of you. All the heroes in the world are your brother!
Sure enough, as Song Qingge said, you can indeed log in. When you log in again, the number of people in the game is obviously much sparser. I'm afraid they haven't reacted yet.
As soon as she logged in, the private chat system started to flash. When Bai Lianhua saw the content of the private chat clearly, she couldn't hold back a mouthful of blood, and it almost hit the screen -
[Private chat] Lonely as snow: Sister Lotus! Let's get married!
How should he answer? Brother Song, we are both men and cannot get married... No, you opened a female account in the game; but my account cannot get married. Dear, look at my bald head, what an ecstatic look it is, and aren't you with Hanxiao? Is Banbuepian married? It is said that it is still a loyal love, oh, it just can't be separated. In short, young man, don't be naive.