what's good? But the last two words "idiot" actually made Bai Lianhua feel a strange kind of warmth.
[Nearby] Bai Lianhua: ...You called me here in the middle of the night just to burn money? Don't you know I still have a lot of summer homework to do? ! School starts soon! Time is life! I will spend my life doing homework again! QAQ
[Nearby] Great God: Ciao! Are you in college and still have summer homework
[Nearby] White Lotus: QwQ. Characteristics of this school.
[Nearby] Master: I will do it
As if he was afraid that Bai Lianhua would not be able to understand his concise and clear words, he added another sentence.
[Nearby] Master: I will help you do it when the time comes
[Nearby] White Lotus: Good people have a safe life! Brother Song, I am so touched! QAQ
Ouch! I accidentally said what was on my mind!
[Nearby] Master: Actually, I went to the chemistry laboratory a few days ago just to study fireworks, but unfortunately I overestimated myself...
[Nearby] White Lotus: ... It's almost twelve o'clock, let's set off the fireworks quickly.
[Nearby] Master: Humph, a boring old man who doesn’t understand taste!
[Nearby] White Lotus: Peat! Who said I was young? Peat! Even if I am an old man, college students all over the world will cry!
The great god did not refute, but silently used a bunch of fireworks. Purple fireworks bloomed in the night sky with gorgeous light effects, one after another. Fireworks in reality will naturally not reach the level of those produced with special effects in games. The white lotus zooms out a little further, and the entire night sky appears as bright as day at this moment.
till the end. Several large white characters with light effects appeared in the air. "White lotus, happy Chinese Valentine's Day. Song"
[Nearby] Master: Is it beautiful
[Nearby] Bai Lianhua: Great God... You make me feel like a little girl who has been picked up...
[Nearby] Master: You are not a girl!
[Nearby] Bai Lianhua: Basically, I think I am as gentle and kind as a girl and have good skin!
[Nearby] Master: ...where is the moral integrity!
[Nearby] Bai Lianhua: But God, even so, you can't treat me like a girl, do you understand? Many tragic stories in real life prove that two men will not have good results when they are together! Look at the two Jian Wang 3, they have deleted their accounts and feel tired and don’t like them anymore. I chewed that we should not be like that... it would be better...
The messages in the chat box stopped popping up. Two minutes later, Song Qingge sent a reply.
[Nearby] Great God: White Lotus, actually you know everything. right
Looking at the message sent by the great god, Bai Lianhua fell into silence. Is everything clear? Not really. There are also many rotten girls in [Tong Meng Hui]. For example, the former deputy gang leader, Moon Moon, held Bai Lianhua's hand all day and night and promised him a good man. Bai Lianhua also understood a little about what rot is... and what is selling rot under Yue Haoyuan's explanation.
It was a really painful time, and Bai Lianhua reiterated it thousands of times: I love women and will not mess with them. But these words seemed to be automatically blocked by the round moon. "Life without Chun Ji is incomplete! Without Chun Ji, you are not worthy of being called a human, you can only become an ape!" Although Bai Lianhua has never understood the relationship between Chun Ji and racial evolution, her intuition tells him that it seems to be very powerful. look.
Hazy, it seems that something is getting clearer and clearer in my mind. Bai Lianhua is second, but he is not stupid. According to him, except for the eve of the college entrance examination in his senior year of high school, he could still get a high IQ by playing computer every day. No matter how stupid he was, he couldn't be any stupider.
Bai Lianhua has the title "Second Princess" at home. Probably the reason was that when Bai Lianhua was five or six years old, he, Bai Qingrong, played the game of "Prince and Princess" with a cousin. The cousin became the princess, and then asked him and Bai Qingrong if they wanted to be princes? Bai Qingrong opened his mouth and said "yes", but Bai Lianhua said very seriously that he wanted to be a princess! "Because being a prince is tiring, but a princess is not!" This is how Bai Lianhua explained to her parents at the time.
A group of parents all laughed: "Can't you see that Lianhua is still so smart?" "It's not smart, it's obviously not diligent!" Then the cousin said: "Okay, I will be the eldest princess, and you will be the second princess!"... To this day, when Bai Lianhua goes home, she can still hear her mother calling in a kind voice: Second Princess~~
Since childhood, he has tried his best not to face any troubles he can; he has tried his best to avoid any problems he can avoid. Some people say that this is a tactful approach, but only he knows that he is really lazy at heart. This is also the reason why he basically doesn't read mystery novels.
"Being liked." He didn't know what to say. It felt very subtle, especially when the person who liked him was a man, he could still feel it so clearly. Therefore, he would rather pretend to be deaf and dumb and pretend he doesn't know anything. However, there are some things that the more you don’t want to face them, the more likely they are to happen. This is Murphy's Law that he has heard others talk about.
It's obviously okay to keep it like this. Why do you want to expose it? White Lotus suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness. It pressed deeply into his heart, so heavy that he couldn't even muster the strength to type.
[Nearby] Great God: White Lotus.
[Nearby] White Lotus: I'm...
[Nearby] Master: According to some statistics, about 60% of people have homosexual tendencies, and 3% of people are truly homosexual.
[Nearby] White Lotus: So what
White Lotus suddenly had a not-so-good premonition.
[Nearby] Great God: White Lotus, let me bend you
[Nearby] White Lotus: Poof—
Who can tell him how to reply to Song Qingge! Even if 99% of all human beings have homosexual tendencies, Bai Lianhua takes a pound of cucumbers to guarantee that he is definitely the remaining one percent! Uh... maybe? perhaps? Why? possible? What's going on with a tone that makes you doubt yourself! He really doesn't love men!
Just when Bai Lianhua was worried about how to answer, the great god naturally changed the topic.
[Nearby] Master: The Peach Blossom Spring instance is about to start, let’s go.
[Nearby] White Lotus: ...Okay.
What else can White Lotus say? The words that were brewing in my mind were never spoken out in the end. Facing Song Qingge now, I always feel more embarrassed than before...
The two arrived at Peach Blossom Creek and chose to form a team. After shouting a few times in the gang channel, Yun Yu and the two of them joined the team with a smile on their face. There is no way, compared to other dungeons that often have 12 or 20 people, the limit of four people in the Peach Blossom Spring dungeon is obviously not enough; and according to Hanxiaobanbuepian's revelation, the reason why there are only four places is because Li Shenzhou said... he is too lazy to give up. The artist created a new fisherman... SO. After learning about it, Bai Lianhua sighed again: Sure enough, many things in the game were decided by the technical department's brains and slaps on the table! Do you want to be so cheating! This level of cheating is comparable to that of the novel website Li Bei signed with!
For some unknown reason, it seems that not many people came to download the copy of Peach Blossom Land this week, and when they saw the shining golden master and Han Xiao, the few remaining ones also dispersed. Comparing people with others is infuriating, and you have to throw away goods when comparing goods. Nowadays, the competition in playing games is so fierce that you can't compete at all!
As someone who has done this task, Bai Lianhua is naturally bound to instruct Captain Song Qingge on what to do later.
[Team] Bai Lianhua: Master, when you get to the station, click on the fisherman ten times to talk to him.
[Team] Yun Yu: What a fucking online game. What is this game called "Shenzhou Shenlu"? Just change its name to "Fuck Notes".
[Team] Smiling Half-step Epilepsy: Fortunately, I didn’t agree to join the research and development of the game at first＇＞＇
... The boat continued to float, and two minutes later, it reached its destination. The three people got off the boat one after another. But the great god seemed to have never reacted. Half a minute later, he was still sitting on the boat.
[Team] Yun Yu: Hand/Yinjun! We’ve arrived!
[Team] Bai Lianhua: Why aren’t you coming down yet
Suddenly there was a ridiculous guess in Bai Lianhua's mind: Could it be that the great god was hurt by love and couldn't think about it and then... ahem, this idea was so funny that Bai Lianhua was embarrassed.
If one or two minutes can still be explained by the jamming of the machine, then six or seven minutes have passed, and it can still be explained by going to the toilet, then ten minutes have passed... The master has not yet got off the boat. Isn't this unreasonable
[Team] Yun Yu: You won’t fall into the pit, right
[Team] smiled half-step: This posture is not falling into a manhole, it is falling into the Songhua River...
[Team] smiled half-step: By the way, have you heard of the thousands of dead pigs that fell into the Songhua River
[Team] Yun Yu: Actually, it might be constipation! Constipation, hemorrhoids, acne, etc. are common among adolescent children.
[Team] White Lotus:…
[Team] smiled half-stepped: ...Who has the phone number of the master? Make a call and ask. Maybe the master can’t find toilet paper when he goes to the toilet...
Song Qingge’s phone number? After being told by Hanxiao Banbidian, Bai Lianhua remembered that he had asked for his phone number when he paid Song Qingge back the money!
Thinking of this, Bai Lianhua took out her mobile phone, opened the address book and started searching... After a while, she finally saw Song Qingge's name on the third line from the bottom.
After thinking for a while, Bai Lianhua pressed the dial button. The sound of "Du-du..." came from the phone, and Bai Lianhua rubbed the corner of her clothes nervously. About thirty or forty seconds later, the long-lost voice finally came from the other end of the phone.
"Sorry, I fell asleep just now." As if he knew why Bai Lianhua called, Song Qingge took the lead in giving the answer before Bai Lianhua asked.