, look, there are actually two idioms in such a short sentence.
After that, there was nothing more to say. Bairihong, as the captain, was the first to break the silence.
[Team] Bairihong: Master, please be careful later. The monsters on the top of Jade Dragon Snow Mountain are all level 60. This is no longer a matter of slapping you with one claw and killing you instantly. It's about killing you as soon as you touch it. !
[Team] With a smile on his face, he said: Don’t worry, I will protect your master.
[Team] White Lotus:…Thank you
Bai Lianhua thought it was all over. Unexpectedly, after pausing for a moment, another line of words appeared.
[Team] half-stepped with a smile: I won’t thank you for your kindness, how about you pledge yourself to me
[Team] White Lotus: Go to hell, you slut!
[Team] Bairihong: Hanxiao, do you want me to call you Shimu
[Team] smiled half-stepped: Hmm... Master Wife sounds good too.
[Team] Bairihong: I see that Ai Xingjun has become more and more handsome recently. What do you think I would accept her as my goddaughter
[Team] Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy: Hundred Days Red, don’t mention to me that the shemale disgusts me.
White Lotus in front of the computer can smell the smell of JQ, quietly fermenting in the screen that is filled with the strong smell of summer. Is Love King having an affair with Hanxiao Banbu Dian? No—Ai Aijun is originally a male, right? Why do you say he is a shemale?
This time, the team truly fell into silence.
When we came to the top of the mountain to fight monsters, Bai Lianhua was well protected by the two people. Even the skirt of the guardian angel of the snow mountain never touched him. The most exciting thing was that the experience bar kept rising, just like running a marathon. It was even and stable, but within ten minutes, the system told him that he was level 45.
Bai Lianhua glanced at the screen and thought that nothing was wrong. So I just smashed it and yelled at a group of people in the dormitory to go eat, and I didn't forget to say something to the two people who were getting high from fighting monsters. Bairihong even made a sworn promise: "Don't worry, master, you can go have lunch in peace, leave this place to me and Hanxiao!"
When Bai Lianhua heard Long Yan's joy, she took the three men in the dormitory and walked to the snack street outside the school. She ordered four bowls of hot and sour noodles and patted her chest boldly: "Eat with confidence, today I'm in a good mood, I'll treat you!"
"You White Lotus! A bowl of hot and sour noodles only costs five yuan! Are you just going to send us away like this?" Chu Zhongtian was extremely dissatisfied, and he spoke righteously as if he wanted to start an uprising. Li Bei and Zhou Nanjiang, two cannon fodder dormitory roommates who only appeared once, couldn't help but echoed, "Lianhua, you are not honest in doing this, I'm sorry for the fate that brought us together..." Bai Lianhua was almost cursed by these people in the daytime. Feixian, one and two adults had no choice but to endure the pain and buy a cup of milk tea.
Chu Zhongtian succeeded, looked at him with a wink, and suddenly twisted Bai Lianhua's little face in a very obscene manner: "Oh, hehe, sister Lianhua... what level are you at now?"
White Lotus shed tears due to the hot and sour powder, and answered vaguely: "It's only level 45." It was just time to start training, but White Lotus was determined to hug the big tree of the Great God... As the saying goes, a tree is good. It's easy to enjoy the shade under the shade. With the protection of a great god, he is probably the only one who can bully others.
Chu Zhongtian was stunned for a moment, then he hugged Bai Lianhua's neck with a smile, close enough for Bai Lianhua to clearly smell the scent of shampoo on Chu Zhongtian's body. It's just that it's summer now. When two big men hug each other, forget about the weirdness, and the discomfort is real. Bai Lianhua put down her chopsticks and her face sank: "Chu Zhongtian, let go!" Her voice was sharp, and it was really difficult to tell the gender if you weren't paying attention.
"I won't let you go, what else can you do to me today?" Chu Zhongtian raised his chin and pinched his earlobes. The other two people in the dormitory smiled and said nothing, watching the white lotus being ravaged.
"You bastard!" Bai Lianhua's cheeks were red and she was trembling from being pinched. Her face was filled with tears (don't get me wrong, this is because she was tortured). She was particularly endearing, "Hurry up and let go!"
A huge roar came from behind. "I really can't stand it anymore!" A young man with a Chinese character stood up, pointed at Chu Zhongtian and said, "How can you embarrass this young lady like this! Has she provoked you? There are people like you in society. You scumbag is disorderly!"
Bai Lianhua was dumbfounded, and Chu Zhongtian was even dumbfounded. He looked at the angry and upright man in front of him, and after a long while, he uttered two words: "You have to know, I am..." I am his friend! Damn, this is a man!
Unfortunately, before Chu Zhongtian could finish the second half of his words, he was punched in the face. "I hate you bully dogs the most! No matter how big your family is today! How much money you have! I will beat you!"
"..." The "bullying dog" looked at the man who appeared out of nowhere with an innocent face. He didn't know what to say for a moment and spit out blood angrily.
Bai Lianhua and the others were frightened by this sudden turn of events. After calming down, Zhou Nanjiang stood up first and explained to the man. Li Bei also stood up and Bai Lianhua grabbed Chu Zhong who wanted to fight back. sky.
"Sir... you misunderstood. My classmates were just joking!" Zhou Nanjiang said kindly.
"You fucking fart!" The Chinese character's face was full of anger, and his anger was about to overflow. "Didn't you see that young lady was crying?!"
When Zhou Nanjiang heard this, he glanced at the tearful Bai Lianhua and almost burst out laughing, but he quickly concealed his emotions and could only say: "Sir, you didn't understand what I meant... You see, he has breasts." Really?" Zhou Nanjiang grabbed Bai Lianhua, who was comforting Chu Zhongtian, and pulled him to stand in front of the "national character face".
"Guozilian" looked him up and down, and finally said hesitantly: "Even if this girl has a flat chest, your classmate can't molest her like this!"
White Lotus had the urge to fall to the ground.
Words were no longer effective. Bai Lianhua silently used body language to signal Zhou Nanjiang to step aside, and then... proved Chu Zhongtian's innocence with actions—
Bai Lianhua opened her clothes and lifted them up, revealing various flat chests.
The world fell silent at that moment, and even the onlookers were dumbfounded.
The "Chinese character face" was stunned for a few seconds, and in just a few seconds, Bai Lianhua had already put down her clothes.
"Understood?" He is a man! Got it! You can continue the family lineage! This - cannot be questioned at all!
The "national character face" blushed, and his face suddenly felt hot.
"Miss...even if you don't wear a bra today, you can't show it to me, right? I'll get needle holes..."
Bai Lianhua's smile froze on her face. Chu Zhongtian, who had always been angry, couldn't help it anymore and laughed while lying on the table.
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11. Smile and anger turn into beauty
[11. Smile and anger turn into beauty]
... In any case, Bai Lianhua has since gained the impression of a passionate and unrestrained friend.
The "national character face" quickly apologized after realizing that this was an inadvertent incident. While apologizing, he said generally: "You can't blame me, it's just Miss... Well, classmate, you look too feminine..." If it weren't for the "national character face" saying today He invited him to lunch, and Bai Lianhua was determined to punch him to show that a man's majesty cannot be violated...
"Hi~Bai Yinrou!" Although Chu Zhongtian was punished, when he saw the "national character face" walking away and reverting to his old self, the passers-by felt a chill.
"My name is not Bai Yinrou!" Bai Lianhua put down her chopsticks angrily and glared at Chu Zhongtian, "It's Bai Lianhua! Bai Lianhua! Even if I'm a little more graceful, I'm still Bai Lianhua!"
Bai Lianhua originally thought that this nickname given to Chu Zhongtian would disappear soon, just like the many nicknames Chu Zhongtian gave him before... Unfortunately, this time, Bai Lianhua underestimated the cruelty of reality. .
[Nearby] Chu Zhongtian: Hey~Bai Yinrou, how come you have gone from forty-four to forty-seven after not seeing you for a long time
[Nearby] Bai Lianhua: Don’t call me Bai Yinrou! ! ! !
[Nearby] Chu Zhongtian: Your name is Bai Yinrou~
[Nearby] White Lotus: Go to hell!
[Nearby] Bairihong: Poof... Bai Yinrou...
[Nearby] Smiling half-step epilepsy: Pfft... Bai Yinrou...
[Nearby] Jiuquan: Indescribable…
[Nearby] Bairihong: Master, is your name really Bai Yinrou
[Nearby] Chu Zhongtian: Yes, yes~
[Nearby] White Lotus:! ! ! your sister! ! ! My name is not Bai Yinrou! ! Lin Danda, you go to hell!
[Nearby] Chu Zhongtian: ...You are so big!
If I had known earlier, it would have been a wrong decision to bring Chu Zhongtian to level up together, Bai Lianhua swears! Even if Chu Zhongtian puts a knife to his neck, he will not let him come over until he dies!
[Team] Hundred Days Red: Bai Yinrou, Master Bai~
[Team] White Lotus:…
[Team] Bairihong: Master, don’t be sad, Bai Yinrou is a very good name, she belongs to water, lotus flowers grow well in water!
[Team] Smiling half-step epilepsy: Chrysanthemums also grow well in water.
…After a moment of silence. All that was left was the screams of the beaten monsters.
Chu Zhongtian, who was on the upper bunk, raised his head with tears in his eyes: "White lotus! You are such an idiot with a smile! Chrysanthemums don't grow in water!"
"I know... got it..." Bai Lianhua silently covered her face with one hand.
Originally, a group of four men were enjoying their experience fighting monsters, chatting for a while from time to time, and getting along very harmoniously... However, whenever the lives of the protagonists lack surprises, there are always a few supporting characters.