A large group of people rushed outside the yard where Ding Ding lived, and heard a series of screams from inside!
"The groom's official is here, the groom's official is here!"
"Haha... open the defensive circle quickly!"
"Quick!"
With a buzzing sound, the entire courtyard was enveloped by an earth-yellow defensive array. Chu Jun couldn't help but get excited. He sobered up a little. Oh my god, he even used the defensive array. I thought this groom was a big gray. Wolf!
"Haha, you are well prepared, the one who comes here is evil!" Shen Xiaobao yelled strangely.
Xu Song laughed loudly and said: "What we are best at is attacking cities and strongholds. What do you think, brothers?"
"Hahaha!" All the brothers laughed in unison, and some of them were even eager to try.
Chu Jun raised his hand and pressed it, and said with a smile: "Brothers, we are a civilized division, we must fight first and then be polite... uh... be polite first and then be soldiers!"
Under the stimulation of alcohol, Chu Jun was a little tongue-tied!
Bang bang bang... Chu Jun took several shots on the barrier and said loudly: "Open the door immediately and offer the beauty, otherwise I will kill all the generals in and leave no chickens or dogs behind!"
"good!"
"Domineering!"
"Haha, well done, Your Majesty the King!"
The onlookers cheered loudly for fear of chaos, and the sounds of female nuns laughing and joking could be heard in the courtyard. After a while, the courtyard door opened a crack, and a sweet face poked out. Through the crack, you could see a large group of female nuns with killing sticks ambushing behind them.
Chu Jun couldn't help but sweat profusely, "Grandma's legs, there are so many people, this is the rhythm of ambush from all sides!"
I saw the female cultivator who poked her head out and said with a smile: "Hey, isn't this the groom's official? I think we can open the door. First, write a door-knocking poem to listen to. Or you can sing a song."
"Oh no, you are still doing this thing. If I had known, I would have brought Xu Ji and the others!" Chu Jun muttered.
Most of the people who came with Chu Jun to welcome the bride were generals, like Da Bang Chui Jiang Bin. If you let them scold you, it would be smooth, and there would be no heavy words. If you let them recite poems correctly, they would be constipated.
Fortunately, Chu Jun was not good at writing poetry, but he could sing well. Taking advantage of the drunkenness, he came up with "The Moon Represents My Heart", which made the female nuns blush and their hearts beat wildly. Ding Ding, who was among the group of female nuns, burst into tears. A few mouthfuls: "You stinky bitch, so disgusting!"
People here have never heard of such "explicit" lyrics. Even Luo Heng, who was unfazed by the collapse of Mount Tai, looked at someone who was singing affectionately with "adoration" and rubbed the chicken skin on his arms. pimple.
"The singing is over, open the door!" Chu Jun shouted without changing his expression.
The female nun responsible for guarding the door recovered from the moving singing and said with a sweet smile: "Okay, assuming you passed the first level, I'll give you the money for opening the door!"
Chu Jun winked at Da Bang Chui, who quickly stepped forward and poured out a large amount of spiritual crystals from his storage belt. They piled up like a hill, at least hundreds of thousands of them. The female cultivator suddenly As soon as her eyes lit up, the female cultivators behind her came to the crack of the door to watch, and screamed.
Da Bang Chui shouted triumphantly: "There are all 200,000 spiritual crystals here. Come out and get what you want. Whoever gets it first will be his!"
All the brothers behind Chu Jun had evil smiles on their faces. As long as the female cultivator in the courtyard opened the barrier and came out to get the spiritual crystals, they would immediately swarm in. They were already quite proficient in using this trick and had tried it repeatedly.
Sure enough, the female cultivator who held the door opened the door, and the other female cultivators were also excitedly preparing to rush out to get the spiritual crystals. Unexpectedly, an angry voice sounded from behind: "Don't go out, you only have 200,000 yuan based on your ability. Too little!”
Bang... The female cultivators who were about to rush out shrank back, but the door was locked tightly!
"Damn it, I wasn't fooled!" Da Bang Chui scratched his head, turned around and spread his hands.
The onlookers burst into laughter!
Chu Jun was also dumbfounded. Damn it, these motherfuckers have a big appetite. Why did that voice just now sound a bit like Ding Ding's nanny
At this time, the door opened again, and another big-faced female cultivator poked her head out. Compared with the sweet female cultivator just now, her appearance was completely different.
"Two hundred thousand is not enough!" The big-faced female cultivator said in a voice she thought was charming.
Chu Jun almost had goosebumps all over the floor, and quickly winked at Da Bang Chui, who took out another two hundred thousand spiritual crystals. Two large piles of spiritual crystals were piled there, making the onlookers jealous. Damn, it must be open this time!
"That's not enough!" The big-faced female cultivator gave Chu Jun a flirtatious look.
Chu Jun simply took out a bunch of high-grade spiritual crystals from the space ring!
"Wow!" There was a burst of exclamation, and everyone's eyes turned green. Oh my god, the high-grade spiritual crystals cost at least a thousand yuan. If you replace them with low-grade spiritual crystals, it would be ten million.
The female nuns in the courtyard let out a high-octave scream, and the door of the courtyard opened with a bang, and a large group of female nuns rushed out. The big-faced female nun who had previously held the door screamed, and was pushed down by her companions who came out from behind. He was even stepped on a few times, but this girl was not a good person, so she reluctantly dragged a few of them down, then got up and rushed towards the pile of high-grade spiritual crystals.
Ding Ding tried his best to stop the female cultivators from fighting for the spiritual crystals, but in the end he had no choice but to stop and join the crowd to grab the spiritual crystals to avoid being recognized by Chu Jun.
Chu Jun laughed loudly and swaggered through the barrier into the courtyard. Others did not have Chu Jun's ability to cross the barrier and could only wait outside.
When Ding Ding saw Chu Jun entering the yard, he hurriedly shouted: "Sisters, beat me hard!"
But everyone was busy grabbing the spirit crystals and had forgotten about the gang fight against the realm king. Tintin couldn't help but get angry. He grabbed a female cultivator who was sticking her butt out to grab the spirit crystals and rushed to the yard. It happened to be the big-faced woman. build.
Although the big-faced female nun was very dissatisfied, the one who grabbed her was the "eldest lady", so she dared not speak out in anger. She bravely chased Chu Jun with Ding Ding, raised the killing stick and beat him.
"Damn it, you didn't even try to grab the spiritual crystal, but you came here to beat me. You're really dedicated!" Chu Jun released his spiritual power for a moment, and the big-faced female cultivator immediately fell out and fell hard, covering her head. He screamed in pain while holding his big ass.
The veiled female cultivator was not shaken away, and the killing stick hit Chu Jun a few times, which was quite painful!
"Hey, this girl has good cultivation!" Chu Jun couldn't help but secretly thought, his spiritual power was shocked again, this time Ding Ding couldn't bear it, and he immediately fell out.
Chu Jun laughed, took the opportunity to open the door to the room and walked away, and immediately saw "Ding Ding" sitting in front of the dressing table.
Chu Jun chuckled and said: "You are a naughty guy. Just now you encouraged the people below to blackmail me. Now you think that if you act nice, your husband will forgive you!"
Chu Jun hugged Ding Ding from behind, grabbed a handful of her chest with both hands, and said with a smile: "Collect some interest first, and then spank her!" He picked up Ding Ding and placed it on his lap, facing her. I got a slap on my butt.
"Hey, why did this girl become plump?" Chu Jun felt doubtful in his heart, and subconsciously reached out to pinch Ding Ding's breasts.
"You bastard, if you dare to throw me down, I'm not done with you!" A scream rang out from behind. Chu Jun looked back and immediately saw Ding Ding, with beautiful fire eyes, running in from the door.
Chu Jun was immediately dumbfounded and hurriedly opened the head of the woman in his arms. Ding Qing's pretty face was red and pink, and her beautiful eyes were shy and half-angry.
"Sister Qing!" Chu Jun's jaw almost dropped in shock. He couldn't help blurting out, "Oh, it's Ding Qing. No wonder she's so plump!"
Ding Ding originally rushed in to seek revenge on Chu Jun. When he saw Tu Dan holding Ding Qing on his knees with his left hand and his right hand aiming at the raised buttocks, he immediately understood that Chu Jun regarded his aunt as himself and was about to beat him. Where's the butt!
After being stunned for a second, the naughty guy actually burst into laughter and gloated: "You bastard, if you dare to spank my aunt, you will definitely die, hee hee!"
At this time, the big-faced female nun also rushed to the door. When she saw the situation in front of her, she was dumbfounded and opened her mouth as big as a hippopotamus!
Ding Qing was so embarrassed that she almost burst into tears. She was going to die!
Only then did Chu Jun realize that he had also put Ding Qing into that shameful butt-protruding pose, and hurriedly put Ding Qing down, saying repeatedly: "Sister Qing... I'm sorry, I... I thought it was Ding Ding!"
Ding Qing was ashamed and angry, with tears in her eyes. At this time, Ding Ding also realized that the joke was too big. He hurriedly closed the door to the room, ran to Ding Qing to unlock her sealed spiritual power, and said hurriedly: "Aunt... I I just wanted to make a joke, don’t cry!”
Ding Qing has always been known as the great witch. The whole Junshan, including Ding Ding, is afraid of her. In Ding Ding's eyes, Ding Qing has always been smiling. This is the first time he saw her cry, and it was because he made her cry. He was immediately confused. Square inch.
Chu Jun also realized at this time that it was Ding Ding, the little scoundrel, who sealed Ding Qing's spiritual power to tease him. Oh my God, he not only spanked her butt and also hit her chest. This time it was terrible!
"You bastard, it's all your fault, even aunt and I can't tell the difference!" Ding Ding said angrily.
Chu Jun couldn't help but have black lines in his head. You're such a little girl. It's obviously you who caused the trouble yourself. Now you've put the blame on me. How dare you cheat more!
"Sister Qing, I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose!" Chu Jun said uneasily.
Ding Qing blinked, and the tears in her eyes disappeared. She quickly put on a smiling face, lifted Ding Ding up, raised her hand and slapped her three times on her butt, while cursing: "Little bastard" , Lawless, my aunt dares to play tricks, if brother Jun hits me just now, I will definitely open your ass!" As he said this, he glanced at Chu Jun secretly, with shame, anger and threat in his eyes!
Chu Jun couldn't help but sweat secretly, nodded quickly and said: "Fortunately, I didn't hit Sister Qing just now, otherwise I wouldn't be able to spare you!"
The three slaps given by Ding Qing were obviously not light. After being spanked, Ding Ding burst into tears and rubbed his buttocks and said aggrievedly: "Obviously you are a bitch holding you down and want to hit you, why do you hit someone else? It's not fair!"
Ding Qing pretended to be angry and said: "Believe it or not, if I beat you again, please change your clothes quickly!"
Ding Ding pouted and took off his coat in front of Chu Jun without hesitation. Ding Qing's pretty face turned red and she glared at Chu Jun. The latter immediately felt sorry and turned around to hide behind the tent.
Ding Qing quickly took off her wedding clothes and put on her own coat, then helped Ding Ding put on the phoenix crown robe and red headband again.
"Brother Jun, okay, hurry up and take the bride out, so you don't have to wait outside for a long time!" Ding Qing said calmly.
Chu Jun quickly walked over and picked up Ding Ding, the troublemaker, and said, "Sister Qing, let's go out!"
"Yeah!" Ding Qing nodded.
Chu Jun wanted to run as far away as possible immediately, so he quickly turned around and left. Unexpectedly, Ding Qing took advantage of the moment when he passed by and quickly stretched out her hand to give his butt a hard squeeze.
Chu Jun almost cried out in pain and ran out of the room with his bride on his back.
Ding Qing looked at Chu Jun's embarrassed back and burst into laughter, but her pretty face immediately turned red and she bit her teeth bitterly.