Old man Tequ was drunk today. He remembered that the last time he got drunk was eighteen years ago. That year, the little daughter Tao Feifei was born. Peach petals were flying all over the sky. A thick layer fell in the yard, almost reaching the knees when she stepped on it. People in the tribe said it was auspiciousness descending from the sky. Old man Tequ was very happy. , invited the whole clan to drink, named their daughter Tao Feifei, buried a jar of peach blossom wine under the peach blossom tree behind the house, and announced in public that this was their daughter’s dowry wine. Which bastard would have the ability to drink it in the future? This jar of daughter's wine, the leader of this clan will marry his daughter to him.
The old man Tequ lay on his side and slept soundly, snoring like thunder, his white beard curling up and down, and he mumbled inarticulately: "Drink...!" Apparently he was drinking with someone in his dream.
The old man Tequ dreamed that he was back eighteen years ago. Peach petals were floating all over the sky, and a thick layer fell in the yard. When he stepped on it, it almost reached his knees. The old man led his wife and happily accepted the congratulations from the tribe.
"Congratulations, Great Elder, this girl is so lucky!"
"Haha, bro, you are so good!"
"I would say it's my sister-in-law who strives for success!"
"A toast to the Great Elder!"
The old man Tequ smiled so hard that he couldn't even see his teeth. He refused to accept anyone who came, and drank until his glass was dry. Suddenly, a big face squeezed in from the crowd. The huge body was as strong as an ox. His hand as big as a fan held a wine glass as big as his thumb. He said stupidly: "Father-in-law, I want to toast you. Do it first!" Then he stuffed the wine glass into his mouth and swallowed it.
The old man Tequ was immediately dumbfounded. He laughed out loud and reached out to hug his little daughter in his wife's arms: "Madam, come home with me for the bridal chamber!"
The old man Tequ was furious and cursed: "Where did you come from, idiot, beat him out!"
The stupid guy got angry, and punched his face with a fist as big as a casserole: "You old immortal, take a punch from me!"
Old man Tequ suddenly woke up and realized that someone was really hitting him in the face. After looking closely, he recognized his wife and complained: "Lena, what happened?"
The old woman said a little angrily: "Old man, that stupid guy dug up the wine buried in the backyard, and it will kill you a thousand times!"
The old man Tequ said angrily: "Isn't it just a jar of wine... wine! That jar of daughter's wine under the peach tree in the backyard?"
"It's Fei Fei's daughter's wine that has been buried for eighteen years!" the old woman said angrily.
The old man Tequ suddenly jumped up as if his tail had been stepped on, and said angrily: "Which bastard did this?"
"It's Mr. Chu's fat bull stick. I just went to the backyard and realized that the wine had been dug away. This guy got a thousand cuts!" The old woman was so angry that her hands were shaking. The old man Tequ was dumbfounded and sat down on the bed. His wife scolded him tightly: "Old man, what are you doing? Come back quickly. If you are too late, you will be drunk by the fat cow. If Fei Fei knows I have to fight your old man to the death!"
Old man Tequ came to his senses, quickly put on his animal skin skirt and ran out.
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Chu Jun held a piece of spiritual crystal in his hand and sat cross-legged under the peach blossom tree in the yard to practice the Five Thunder Zhengtian Jue. Since the Lieyang Jue and the Linyue Jue are constantly transforming the body, Chu Jun's spiritual roots have now reached at least the upper level of the third level. In addition, the Dantian is assisted by the Lei Gang Walnut, so the cultivation speed of the Five Thunder Zhengtian Jue is not slow. Now There was a hint of entering the golden elixir stage, and a faint shadow of the Dharma appeared behind him.
puff! With a soft sound, the spiritual crystal in his hand was sucked out of the spiritual energy and automatically split open, turning into an ordinary stone. Chu Jun opened his eyes and let out a long sigh of relief, and said to himself: "I should be able to form pills in two months!"
At this time, the moon was at its peak. Chu Jun returned to the room and took a look. Seeing that Ning Yun was still sleeping peacefully, he closed the door and left the yard. He took a walk outside under the moonlight and took out a jar of peach blossom wine. Drink and go.
The water of Taoxi River flows calmly, and the peach blossoms on the banks are sparsely shadowed under the moonlight, which has a unique charm. The cool breeze blows, and the subtle fragrance floats with the wind. A man wearing a large sweatshirt and knee-length shorts stood under the peach blossom tree by the river, holding a rusty long sword in his arms, like a stone sculpture, staring at the peach petals drifting away with the water, as if he was brewing What.
It is such a poetic and picturesque scene, but it is a pity that the person under the moonlight peach tree is not a poet, but a bitch. What he is brewing is not full of lust, but sword intent, so Tao Feifei passing by is destined not to hear anything similar to "madness" The catkins dance with the wind, and the light peach blossoms follow the water flow."
Tao Feifei passed by the river holding a mahogany crutch. When she saw the man standing blankly by the river, she couldn't help but wrinkle her brows like smoke. She came here once an hour ago, and the man was already standing there, and now he didn't even change his posture. He was staring at the river, not knowing what to see. Because of Chu Jun, Concubine Tao hated everything related to that gangster, but she couldn't delay her cultivation because of this. So, Tao Feifei walked by quietly, feeling surprisingly nervous. She was so nervous that her hand holding the mahogany crutch became tired. When Tao Feifei was finally thirty meters away from the man, she breathed a sigh of relief unconsciously, and a thin layer of sweat broke out on her forehead.
Tao Feifei looked back at the figure under the peach blossom tree and laughed at herself: "Tao Feifei, why are you nervous? Are you afraid that he will take advantage of you like that gangster!" When he thought of this, he couldn't help but think of The sight of being pressed down and bullied by Chu Jun during the day made me feel ashamed and hateful at the same time. Murderous intent flashed in his eyes, and he secretly spat: "Chu, just wait. If you don't take revenge, I won't call you Tao Feifei!"
Tao Feifei pursed her lips and suddenly felt the urge to rinse her mouth. She quickened her pace and ran upstream, along the stone pier bridge to the platform surrounded by peach blossoms in the middle of the river. First, he washed his face with the clear river water and rinsed his mouth vigorously. Then he sat cross-legged, with his mahogany crutches placed flat on his knees, closed his eyes and began to practice. In the past, she could easily communicate with the peach blossoms around her, but tonight she couldn't calm down, and her mind kept thinking about what happened today.
"Huh!" Tao Feifei ran to the platform angrily, picked up river water and applied it on her hot face. Under the moonlight, her face, which was already as charming as a flower, became even more beautiful. Tao Feifei simply sat on the edge of the platform, stretched her bare feet into the cold river water, and looked at the peach blossom that she had watched for more than ten years in a daze. Suddenly, she kicked the water nervously and cursed: "Rogue! It should be killed! Kill, kill, kill!" Every time he shouted the word "kill", he kicked the water.
After soaking her feet for a while and kicking her around, Tao Feifei finally calmed down and continued to practice. The peach blossoms around her slowly rotated as if they were alive, with the stamens facing Tao Feifei on the platform, and the pink stars visible to the naked eye. They all rushed towards Tao Feifei's body. Tao Feifei showed a gentle smile on her face, constantly absorbing the essence from the peach blossoms. At this moment, she looked like a peach blossom fairy among the peach blossoms.
Suddenly, the surrounding peach blossoms trembled violently, and pink light spots in the air began to buzz and dance. Tao Feifei felt countless terrifying and sharp sword intentions swarming towards her, a heart-piercing pain in her brain, and a mouthful of blood spurted out, He fell to the ground unconscious, and the pink starlight in the air gradually scattered.
With a flash of purple light, the broken sword returned to Fan Jian's arms, and there was a sword hole the size of a needle's eye on the falling red water floating away. Chu Jun suddenly appeared behind Fan Jian, and the Xiao Sha sword intent that had just risen like a strange peak attracted him.
Chu Jun looked at Fan Jian in surprise and suddenly laughed: "You bitch, your sword intention is pure again!"
Fan Jian's face turned a little pale. The sword strike just now consumed almost all his spiritual energy. A smile appeared on his face and he said: "Finally, I have fully started. So, even though you are the boss, you'd better not mess with me in the future!"
Chu Jun curled his lips and said: "I said you are fat and have asthma. Isn't it easy for me to deal with you?"
When Fan Jian thought of Chu Jun's two perverted skeletons and the small world, he suddenly withered and said angrily: "You're cruel!"
Chu Jun chuckled, took out a jar of peach blossom wine from the space ring and threw it over. Fan Jian reached out to catch it, but he stumbled and fell to the ground in embarrassment.
"Small!" Chu Jun laughed: "Bitch, you are destined to be my little brother for the rest of your life, so stop struggling!"
Fan Jian opened the wine jar and took a big sip. He breathed a long sigh of relief and cursed with a smile: "It was because I couldn't stand the meanness of that woman and the glare of others that I ran out. I swore that I would never go back if I didn't act like a human being." , I was only * years old at that time. It is better to say that I am not afraid of tigers than a newborn calf. Looking back now, I have stepped on a big shit to survive until now. Later, I met my teacher who only knew how to play drums and perform strange tricks. *The bald man Qiao, and then the foodie Bangchui, the three rookies in the spirit refining stage were so scared that they couldn't even pay the rent, let alone buy equipment and magic weapons. I don’t have enough food and clothing, but I feel like I’m in the gutter again. I became your little boy’s little brother out of nowhere. I’ve been in bad luck for eight lifetimes. If I don’t have the shame to go home in this life, it’s all your fault!”
Chu Jun smiled and sat down next to him. He took out the last jar of wine from the space ring and patted it open. A strong mellow aroma hit his nose. He took a nice sip and felt the sweetness in his mouth. He couldn't help but praise it. Said: "Good wine!"
Fan Jian sniffed, his eyes lit up, and he said angrily: "Boss, you are so unkind, your team is much older than mine, so brothers can't do anything anymore!"
Chu Jun raised the wine jar, took a look at it, and said with a smile: "This jar of wine was dug by Bangchui in the backyard of the clan leader's head. It is indeed a high-end product. Haha, Fei Niu has a discerning eye. Tsk tsk, this taste has lasted for at least ten years." It’s a new year!” He said and drank it, it was so good!
Fan Jian smelled the strong aroma of wine and suddenly felt that his jar was not even as good as boiled water. He said angrily: "This little brother can't do it anymore!"
"Stop crying, I'll leave you half!" Chu Jun wiped his lips and threw the wine jar over. Fan Jian was immediately happy, he reached out to catch the wine jar, put it under his nose and took a sip, and said with an intoxicated look on his face: "I estimate it must be at least fifteen years old!"
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