"I won't leave!" Ding Ding hugged a half-human-high stalagmite with both hands and refused to let go. The young woman in Xuanyi put her hands on her hips and asked with a half-smile, "You really don't want to leave?"
Ding Ding has been naughty and mischievous since she was a child. Cheng Rijie plays tricks on others and makes Junshan crazy. Even the old man and his wife can't do anything to her. Who asked the old man to pamper and protect her? This little witch pretended to wipe her tears and complained to the old man. , even the master and his wife had to be punished. But this little witch is afraid of her third aunt, because this third aunt is a big witch who dares to chase and kill the old man with a sword. When the little witch met the big witch, she refused to eat her to death. It was useless to go and complain to the old man after being bullied by the big witch. The old bastard could only flatter her and comfort her. Over time, the little witch saw the big witch. The witch is like a mouse seeing a cat.
At this time, Tintin saw the big witch making her signature movements and expressions again. Knowing that his little butt would be in trouble the next moment, he hurriedly let go of the hand holding the stalagmite, turned around and pressed his little butt against the stalagmite, pitifully saying : "Auntie, can you wait until Tudan wakes up before leaving?"
The young woman in Xuanyi giggled and said, "Auntie, can I take this native duck egg back to Junshan and play with you?"
Ding Ding immediately became happy, threw himself into the arms of the young woman in Xuanyi and said coquettishly, "Auntie, is it true?" He rubbed his little face against the plump breasts.
The young woman in Xuanyi said with a smile: "It's more real than pearls, but my aunt has to castrate this idiot first!"
"What's going on?" Ding Ding raised his face and asked in confusion.
"Just castrate him and cut off that thing in the man's crotch!" The young woman in Xuanyi said seriously: "This way, my aunt can safely take him to Junshan to play with you, so as not to accidentally eat your little bell. !”
Ding Ding's little face suddenly turned pale. She remembered that when she was twelve years old, she and her girl went to play in the city. A few blind guys came to tease her aunt. As a result, she was castrated by her aunt. The dripping crotch was wailing on the ground. The scene was still vivid in my mind. If Tudan was also castrated by my aunt's sword, it wouldn't be painful to death.
"Do you want more?" The young woman in Xuanyi giggled and said: "Well, from now on, this local egg will be called Xiaodanzi. No, it should be called Wudanzi!"
Uncle Fu and Aunt Xiao couldn't help but secretly sweat. The third lady has always been moody and often did shocking things. She often cut out her tongue and poked her eyes. If Chu boy really castrated the third lady, he would be castrated.
"No!" Ding Ding said with a downcast face.
"Little Lingdang seems unhappy. Well, it seems that my aunt has castrated this native egg and brought it back to Junshan to play with you. Tsk, tsk, look how much aunt loves you!"
Ding Ding hurriedly hugged the young woman in Xuanyi's thigh: "Auntie, I don't want it. Little Lingdang doesn't like to play with him. He's so clumsy that he doesn't like it!"
The young woman in Xuanyi giggled, stared at Chu Jun who was sleeping, and said cheerfully: "You are quite handsome, how can you be so filthy? Since Xiao Lingdang doesn't like it, then give it to aunt, aunt I’m in need of a pretty girl to warm my bed!”
Ding Ding rolled his eyes, clapped his hands and said, "Then give it to aunt, let him warm aunt's bed, strip naked and sleep with aunt!"
"Fuck you, little bastard!" The young woman in Xuanyi stretched out her finger and poked Ding Ding's forehead.
Ding Ding chuckled and said: "Aunt, I'm telling the truth. How about aunt marry Tudan. Then Tudan can help you warm your bed and play with me at ordinary times. Kill two birds with one stone!"
Uncle Fu and Aunt Xiao looked at each other dumbfounded. Only this little ancestor could say such ridiculous things. The young woman in Xuanyi giggled and said, "I just don't know if this native egg has a strong enough life? Your aunt and I are the third widow in the family. Aren't you afraid that this native egg will turn into a salted duck egg?"
Ding Ding waved his fist angrily and said, "Auntie, don't believe those people's nonsense. Just treat them as farts. Whoever dares to talk nonsense will cut off their tongues to see who dares to fart!"
"Auntie, you don't need to be comforted by you little bastard!" The young woman in Xuanyi spanked Ding Ding's butt moderately and dragged her out of the cave. Ding Ding reluctantly said: "Tudan hasn't woken up yet, it's dangerous if we leave him here!"
The young woman in Xuanyi waved her hand and placed a barrier at the entrance of the cave, saying: "It's okay, this native egg won't wake up in a short time. We have to rush back to celebrate the old man's birthday!"
"Then let's take him with us, okay?" Tintin begged pitifully.
"Okay, castrate first!"
"Forget it then!"
The young woman in Xuanyi carried Ding Ding into the air and left, with Uncle Fu and Aunt Xiao following behind respectfully.
Three days later, Chu Jun, who was sleeping, suddenly sat up. As soon as he opened his eyes, a domineering sword broke out of his body, cutting off a stalagmite that was half a man tall, and then cut through the defensive barrier set up by the big witch.
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At the foot of a mountain peak, nearly a thousand semi-spirits were busy. Those who gathered firewood, those who hunted, and those who made fires for cooking. Children were chasing and playing.
"Hey, little bastard, pee and run away, don't you see I'm washing my face!" Big Bangchui yelled angrily, but those little bastards ran further upstream to urinate in the stream, making Big Bangchui jump in anger. .
Chu Jun sat next to the bonfire and watched amusedly as he watched the big sticks and the little king eggs in the distance. On the bonfire was a half-golden wolf and leopard, and the air was filled with a faint smell of meat. Ning Yun sat next to Chu Jun like a human, tending to the fire while holding the fire phoenix egg in her arms. Niyu Fire Phoenix is a fire spirit beast that likes fire and hates cold, so whenever a bonfire is lit, Ning Yun will take out the fire phoenix eggs and roast them together.
Fan Jian held a piece of grass in his mouth and leaned lazily on the rock opposite the bonfire. He crossed his legs and swayed there, looking like he was swaying. Concubine Tao next to the bonfire not far away had a cold look on her beautiful face. She glanced here from time to time. She became angry when she saw the man who was said to have drunk her daughter's wine. She glanced at him again. The gangster opposite the man was even more angry. The gangster held Ning Yun's waist grandly, and he was so gentle that he couldn't help but praise her.
Chu Jun turned the roasted wolf half a circle, raised his head and glared at Fan Jian. The guy was swaying with his big feet. He glared at Chu Jun and said, "What are you doing?" This guy was taken in by Chu Jun. In the small world, I didn't have the chance to see Chu Laotao's powerful divine thunder sword, which made him feel bad, and he wanted to beat Chu Jun.
Chu Jun rolled his eyes and said, "You are shaking your big stinky feet. Didn't you see me grilling meat? It makes me sick to my stomach!"
Fan Jian held the grass root in his mouth and shook it even more happily, even shaking his butt. His look was very mean, clearly saying: "If you bite me, I will shake it!"
Chu Jun smiled and said: "Stop it, I have never heard of a man being poor and a woman being a bitch. You are a bitch to begin with, so wouldn't you become a poor criminal and a bitch!"
"Pfft!" Ning Yun couldn't help laughing, Wu Yanshou and Shi Tai both laughed, and even Tao Feifei, who was not far away, covered her mouth and turned away.
Fan Jian stopped shaking, stood up quickly, and said angrily: "Dual challenge!"
Chu Jun threw the roasted whole wolf over, laughed and cursed: "Get out of here and share the meat with everyone!"
Fan Jian's face suddenly fell, and he walked away with the roasted golden wolf, shouting: "You little bastards, it's time to eat!"
In an instant, dozens of little kids came running over, eagerly looking at the barbecue in Brother Jian's hand, licking their lips vigorously, as if they wanted to eat Brother Jian like a barbecue. Fan Jian forced out a smile that he thought was very kind: "Be good, don't grab it, get in line... Hey, don't grab it, uncle! What bastard put oil on me...!"
The surrounding semi-spirits couldn't help but laugh, scolding their children, and the valley was full of laughter.
Wu Yanshou coughed lightly and said, "Master Chu, it's inconvenient to bring so many people with you!"
Chu Jun frowned helplessly, but he was helpless. During the three days of coma, nearly a thousand people lived in the small world. Fortunately, Fan Jian and others brought a lot of spiritual grain cakes to support them. Otherwise, many people would have starved to death in these three days. Even so, The small world is still in a mess. The small world with a radius of only two miles cannot withstand the torment of nearly a thousand people. I'm afraid it will have to be slowly cultivated to regain its vitality.
The home of the semi-spirits was destroyed, and he couldn't just leave them alone. Besides, he promised to give them a paradise. It's just that it's a big trouble to take these nearly a thousand people on the road. Plus, these people are still semi-spirits, so the trouble is even greater. If there are so many semi-spirits that are coveted by interested people, it would be absolutely impossible for them to protect them just by themselves and Fan Jian. Both Bitch and Da Bangchui have been complaining these days and are as tired as dogs. As the boss, Chu Jun has to work even harder. He has to deal with many trivial things, which is a big deal. Back then, with Anxiang and hundreds of people from Zhengtianmen, they rushed to the Duxian Sea day and night, and while fighting the ghosts, they didn't have such a headache now. At that time, Li Xiangjun took care of the trivial internal affairs in an orderly manner, so he didn't have to worry about it at all. Now, letting him take care of the food, drink, and sleep of nearly a thousand people is simply killing him. How great it would be if Xiangjun was here!
There is no other way. Now we can only bring nearly a thousand people into the small world during the day and release them at night to help hunt and cook. However, despite this, the journey has been greatly delayed, and it has also attracted the attention of several groups of cultivators. Chu Jun is most anxious to get to the Wutianmen ruins in the north of Xingchen Continent. Yun'er's illness cannot be delayed any longer!
"Old witch, do you have any good ideas?" Chu Jun asked.
Wu Yanshou stole a glance at Ning Yun and said cautiously: "Why don't we arrange for these half-tribes to live in Xingdou City and let Bitch and Bangchui take care of them? The three of us will rush to Xingchen North!"
Ning Yun listened quietly and didn't ask why they rushed to Xingchen North. He just held the fire phoenix egg leaning against Chu Jun's arms.
Chu Jun frowned. This is indeed the most feasible way now. However, bringing nearly a thousand and a half spirit tribes into the city is too shocking. It is difficult to avoid attracting attention. At that time, it will attract the attention of those big forces. It will cause huge trouble, and Fan Jian and Bang Chui will not be able to rest assured.
An idea flashed in Chu Jun's mind, and he remembered the girl in blue skirt, Lan Duo, who was standing at the city gate to see off.
"Oh, I have to ask her for help!" Chu Jun sighed inwardly.