At noon, the scorching sun in early summer is squandering its heat. The spiritual rice in the spiritual field has already eared, and rows are nodding. The air is mixed with the smell of rice and earth. This summer's spiritual rice harvest seems to be a foregone conclusion. However, hundreds of shirtless outer sect disciples were doing something extremely unharmonious. They were sweating profusely as they cleaned the spiritual rice in a spiritual field. The grains of spiritual rice with tassels were ruthlessly pulled up and thrown away. As the owner of this spiritual field, Deng Laoshi was so painful that his balls twitched, and he felt guilty for all the eighteen generations of ancestors in Chaos Pavilion.
"Alas, what a pity!" A wrinkled body cultivator sighed regretfully, muttering in a low voice: "The harvest will be ready in two months... It will cost you a thousand cuts!"
Deng Laoshi's face twitched and he said loudly: "Lao Meng, if you keep talking nonsense, I'm going to kick you. Work quickly. If you don't complete the task, don't even think about putting it in your mother-in-law's belly at night." Even after climbing up, I have to continue working on lighting the torch.
I honestly don’t understand any big principles, but I do know how to be grateful. I think back then I lived a miserable and poor life, but now my life is stable and abundant, and I no longer have to risk my life to go out and fight against ferocious spiritual beasts for a few spiritual crystals. , you no longer have to worry about supporting your wife and children, and you can go to the city to eat meat when you have time!
Who gave these to us
It’s Zhengtianmen!
It’s Head Chu!
Whoever fucking opposes this sect will ruin my job. Whoever fucking dares to be disrespectful to the leader means he can't get along with me, Deng Laoshi. He is my enemy and I will be damned.
That old beast, Old Demon Hunyuan, is talking loudly about destroying Zhengtianmen. That means destroying our family and destroying our jobs!
If Zhengtianmen is destroyed, do you think those turtle eggs in Chaos Pavilion will let us go? Are you willing to see your home destroyed? Was your job ruined? His wife and daughter were being ridden by others? The son becomes a slave to others? "
"I don't want to!" The outer disciples roared angrily.
"Then work honestly, kill those turtle eggs in Chaos Pavilion, and ride on their wives and daughters!" Deng Laoshi shouted loudly: "Isn't it just a few acres of spiritual valley? Count it, Manager Li said , one hundred spiritual crystals per mu of spiritual land, and it’s also tax-free for one year!”
The body cultivators let out a wave of cheers, wielded their spiritual hoes and dug hard, and soon dug out a large pit with a diameter of ten meters. Deng Laoshi wiped his sweat and shouted: "Well done, everyone, please work harder and try to dig out five more for dinner. Miss Zhao Yu specially made extra food for everyone today!"
The eyes of all the body cultivators suddenly shone, especially the young body cultivators. They spread their arms and worked as if they had been given blood, and their efficiency was not improved at all. In their minds, Zhao Yu was like a fairy, but It was beyond hope, but now I heard from Deng that Fairy Jade actually specially prepared extra dishes for everyone, which meant that Fairy Jade was also paying attention to everyone. This was undoubtedly extremely exciting news, so they all wanted to perform hard to attract the attention of the fairy in their minds. of attention.
Looking at the people working enthusiastically, Deng Laoshi was extremely satisfied. This feeling of ascending to the top and being surrounded by a crowd of responders was really exciting, even more exciting than having an outdoor fight with his mother-in-law. Deng Laoshi was looking around with satisfaction when he suddenly noticed a pair of purple skirts standing alone in the distance. It turned out to be Lord Li Xiang who had arrived. Deng Laoshi hurriedly threw away the spiritual hoe, rushed forward with a bang, and said hehe: "Master Li Xiang, why are you here?"
Li Xiangjun looked at Deng Laoshi with approval and praised: "I have seen it just now, and you have done a good job. It is not in vain that I have given you the position of general manager of the outer disciples!"
Deng laoshi smiled and scratched his head and said: "I... I just did what I had to do!"
"How long will it take to complete those water storage pits?" Li Xiangjun asked with a smile.
Deng Laoshi patted his chest and said: "Master Li Xiang, please don't worry, it will take up to ten days... no, it can be completed in six days. If it can't be completed, you can take off my head!"
Li Xiangjun nodded with satisfaction and said: "Very good, keep working hard, I will record the credit for you, and when you destroy the Chaos Pavilion, the leader will reward you heavily!"
Deng Laoshi couldn't help but beam with joy and said with a big grin: "It's all thanks to Master Li Xiang that I am here today. Serving you is what I should do. I don't want heavy rewards. My wife said you can't be too greedy!"
Li Xiangjun laughed out loud, and Deng Laoshi was immediately fascinated by the sight, and said to himself: "It would be great if my wife was as ecstatic as Master Li Xiang!"
"As long as you work hard, I will not treat you badly. Also, everything you have now is given by Head Chu Junchu, not this Lord. The person you want to be loyal to is Head Chu!" Li Xiangjun said calmly. road.
Deng Laoshi said hurriedly: "Yes, Master Chu is my parents. Anyone who dares to be an enemy of the master is an enemy of me. I will fight with my fists!"
Li Xiangjun said with a faint smile: "Who taught you those words just now?"
Deng Laoshi immediately scratched his head in embarrassment and said with a naive smile: "At first, everyone was unwilling to destroy Lingdao and was passive and slow in work. I was worried to death. When my wife found out, she taught me those words, but I am stupid. I didn’t remember them all, so I made some nonsense!”
Li Xiangjun couldn't help but dumbfounded. Those words about riding wives and daughters were all added by this guy himself. However, this kind of rough talk is obviously more inflammatory. What inspires men's bestiality is nothing more than power, wealth, and women. Deng Laoshi is actually To hit the right note, this sentence works better than the others.
When Deng Laoshi saw Li Xiangjun's expression, he couldn't help but feel anxious in his heart, and said sarcastically: "Did I say something wrong?"
Li Xiangjun smiled and said: "That's right, on the contrary it's very good!"
Deng Laoshi couldn't help grinning sillyly, and suddenly asked: "Master Li Xiang, why does Master Shi Tai want us to dig so many holes?"
"You don't have to worry about that, just complete the tasks he assigned!"
"Yes!" Deng Laoshi said respectfully.
Li Xiangjun turned around and walked away, then suddenly turned back and said, "Deng Laoshi, your wife is a talented person. Would you like her to come to my side to help?"
Deng Laoshi was stunned for a moment, then became ecstatic and said loudly: "If you are willing, of course you are!"
Although Deng Laoshi is honest, he is not a fool. Li Xiangjun is the right-hand man of the leader, holding the economic power of the entire sect. She is a hot celebrity. It is her turn under the leader. It is really a leap for a wife to follow her. , such good things cannot be found even with a lantern. If you disagree, you are a fool.
Li Xiangjun smiled slightly: "Let her meet me at Lin Xiangyuan tonight!" After saying that, he left gracefully.
Deng Laoshi knew that Lin Xiangyuan was Li Xiangzhu's residence. Tsk tsk, Li Xiangzhu was so attractive, and even the name of his residence was so... poetic. It took Deng Laoshi a long time to find the word "poetic" to describe Lin Xiangyuan, but he didn't know where the poetry lies.
Deng Laoshi watched Li Xiangjun walk away, and then turned around with joy and found that General Manager Li Youyin came with a large number of people from the Shao family in a hurry. These people quickly laid stone slabs in the newly dug pit. It didn't take long for the pit to be built into a pool and filled with water.
"You idiot, you're so fast!" Deng Laoshi's face turned green. He hurriedly ran back to the formation of the outer disciples and shouted loudly: "Everyone, hurry up and work harder, those idiots are catching up!"
"Damn, you bastard, you're chasing me so hard!" The outer disciples cursed and waved their spiritual hoes and shovels, splashing mud all over the sky.
Li Youyin laughed loudly when he saw this and said, "You bastards, have you cleaned your butts? Wait until you get blasted!"
The physical practitioners of the Shao family laughed wildly and worked even harder!
"Master Yin, unless your dick can be as long as noodles, just follow us and eat ashes!" an outer disciple joked.
Li Youyin's fat face trembled, and he jumped up and cursed: "Xu Zheng, my chief manager recognizes you, brothers of the Shao family, please work harder and catch up with their progress. This chief manager will explode Xu Zheng's name on the spot. The boy’s asshole!”
Both sides burst into laughter, and someone retched and yelled, "Be careful! You'll explode!"
The young man named Xu Zheng blushed and started digging hard!
Soon after Li Youyin and the others paved the pool and filled it with water, Shao Wen arrived with another group of people. The number was relatively small, but they were all disciples of the Shao family who knew the formation.
"Everyone, please work harder!" Shaowen stood and said: "Finish this and then rest!"
The dozen or so Shao family disciples all looked tired and had bloodshot eyes. They were obviously extremely tired. After hearing this, they took a nourishing pill, worked hard, embedded fire marrow stones around the pool, and used talisman knives to carve magic spells around them. Array.
Shaowen didn't understand the magic circle, so he just watched boredly. Suddenly he felt a terrifying sword energy rising into the sky, and he couldn't help but look at it in horror. I saw hundreds of frightening sword shadows rushing out of the newly built sword tower in the distance, and then there was the roar of falling trees. The disciples of the Shao family who were carving the formation couldn't help but straighten up and watch in surprise. I thought to myself: "What kind of terrible thing is that bald guy doing?"
"Ahem, hurry up and get to work!" Shaowen coughed slightly and reprimanded: "If there's anything interesting to see, just look at the eggs!"
Those disciples of the Shao family were busy continuing to carve the magic circle. Shao Wen took a few steps and pretended to say: "I'm going to go for a convenience, you are not allowed to be lazy!" After saying that, Shi Shiran left, and when no one was around, he spread out and walked toward He ran in the direction of the sword tower.
When Shaowen rushed to the sword tower, he found that more than a dozen towering ancient trees around him had been cut into pieces. Sword energy was everywhere. That guy Stein was huddled near the sword tower. Several foundation-building masters of the Shao family fell on the ground. Groaning in pain in a pool of blood.
Shaowen couldn't help being shocked, and just as he was about to rush over to ask, Shi Tai hurriedly shouted: "Don't come over!"
Unfortunately, it was already too late. Countless sword shadows suddenly flew out of the sword tower and slashed towards Shaowen!
Shaowen's expression changed drastically, and just as he was about to use his earthen shield to resist, a foundation-building expert from the Shao family shouted: "Young master, don't block it, hide quickly!"
Shaowen hurriedly rolled back and got away!
puff! puff! puff!
Wave after wave of sword shadows cut out a shallow pit of several meters in radius where Shaowen was just now. Shaowen was shocked. If he had been standing there just now, he would probably be chopped into pulp at this moment.
"Master, what the hell are you doing?" Shaowen yelled after retreating far away.