God Emperor of Dragon Tripod

Chapter 84: Mouthpiece

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Chu Jun and Zhao Yu were communicating with each other selflessly, but they didn't realize that the courtyard door was pushed open. Xiao Xiao poked his head in and looked at the two of them curiously.

Chu Jun and Zhao Yu separated in panic. Zhao Yu shyly covered her pretty face and turned her back to the courtyard door.

Chu Jun faced Xiao Xiaoman's eyes with a strong desire for knowledge and said bravely: "Sister Zhao Yu's eyes were squinted by the sand, let me give her a blow!"

Zhao Yuqiao's face turned as red as fire, turned around and said softly: "Xiaoxiao, you are back, come here and let me give you a hug!"

Xiaoxiao threw herself into Zhao Yu's arms and asked, "Sister Zhao Yu, your eyes were squinted by the sand? Xiaoxiao, let me blow it for you. Brother Jun can't blow it, so he blew it all over his mouth!"

"Ah!" Zhao Yuqing groaned, and his neck was stained with a layer of red clouds.

Chu Jun almost fell down and coughed slightly: "Nonsense, when did Brother Jun blow his mouth?"

Zhao Yu rolled her eyes at Chu Jun in embarrassment. She couldn't stay any longer and left the courtyard as if to escape. There were two female disciples waiting for her in the distance. They were obviously going down the mountain to buy things with her. Protective bestie.

Chu Jun couldn't help but feel extremely upset. After two months, he was finally able to be gentle, but this little naughty broke in and ruined it.

"Hehe, Brother Jun, you just kissed Sister Zhao Yu, and Xiaoxiao saw it!" Xiaoxiao blinked proudly.

Chu Jun couldn't help crying or laughing, picked up Xiaoxiao, spanked him, and cursed: "What nonsense are you talking about, little brat!"

Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and said, "You just kissed and you didn't let anyone talk about it!"

Chu Jun couldn't help but sweat secretly, and said humbly: "Do you know what kissing means?"

Xiao Xiao said seriously: "Of course I understand, you can kiss me if you like it!"

Chu Jun's head was full of black lines and he said in a deep voice: "Who told you?"

Xiaoxiao seemed to be angry when he saw Chu Jun, and timidly said: "Brother Monkey said that!"

"Which monkey brother?" Chu Jun frowned.

Xiaoxiao pointed outside, pouted and said, "That's the skinny monkey brother!"

"Damn, it turns out to be Shen Xiaobao's monkey boy!" Chu Jun couldn't help laughing or crying.

Xiaoxiao hugged Chu Jun's neck and asked seriously: "Does Brother Jun like Xiaoxiao?"

"Of course I like it!" Chu Jun said.

Xiaoxiao cheered, pursed her red lips and kissed Chu Jun on the lips, and said cheerfully: "Xiaoxiao likes brother Jun very much, we can kiss!"

Chu Jun was stunned for a moment, put Xiaoxiao on the ground, opened the courtyard door, stood outside, and shouted: "Shen Xiaobao, get out of here!"

Shen Xiaobao really rolled down from a thick tree outside the door, came to Chu Jun a few times, and said with a smile: "How did you find me? No... It must be the traitor Xiao Xiao who betrayed me. Come on, Master Bao!”

"Sell out your uncle!" Chu Jun punched his face with a fist as big as a casserole.

Shen Xiaobao hurriedly dodged and screamed: "You are so shameless, you actually carried out a sneak attack!"

As fast as lightning, Chu Jun kicked his vaginal leg and popped it out. Driven by the power of the new moon, the speed of this kick was so fast that Shen Xiaobao almost got hit. He couldn't help but break into a cold sweat and rolled out several times. Mi stared at Chu Jun and said: "You are crazy, you want to demolish my ancestral hall!"

Chu Jun rushed over without saying a word. Shen Xiaobao did not dare to neglect, and used the monkey's 100-Transformation Body Technique to dodge and move around like an agile monkey. This guy's body skills are even more proficient now, and he can often avoid Chu Jun's attacks at angles that are unimaginable to ordinary people, which is amazing. Xiaoxiao clapped her little hands and shouted, "Brother Jun, spank him!"

Gradually, Chu Jun became more and more skilled as he fought, forcing Shen Xiaobao to retreat continuously, and finally jumped up the tree. Once on the tree, Chu Jun had nothing to do with him.

Shen Xiaobao squatted on a branch and said breathlessly: "Do you want to fight again?"

Chu Jun waved his hand helplessly: "No more fighting, get out of here!"

Shen Xiaobao chuckled, jumped down from the tree, patted Chu Jun on the shoulder, who looked unkind, and said, "Isn't it just to break up the good relationship between you and Senior Sister Zhao? You don't have to be like this... ah!"

Before Shen Xiaobao could finish speaking, he screamed and bent down like a cooked shrimp. It turned out that Chu Jun used a small grapple, pinched his thumb, and immediately twisted his hand to his back. The pain made the guy bend over and tuck his butt out and scream in pain: "Oh, I was wrong, Junior Brother Chu... Oops... let go, Senior Brother Chu, Grandpa Chu, just think of it as a fart!"

Little giggled!

Chu Jun couldn't help crying or laughing, and cursed: "Grandpa Chu can't let out such a smelly fart as yours!"

Shen Xiaobao was so choked that he couldn't speak. Chu Jun kicked him lightly on his raised buttocks and scolded him with a smile: "Let's see if you dare to teach Xiaobao bad things in the future!"

Shen Xiaobao shouted with a sad face: "It's unfair, I didn't teach Xiaoxiao anything, she ran to push the door open by herself!"

Xiaoxiao blinked and said, "Brother Monkey lied. You said you made a bet with Xiaoxiao that Brother Jun and Sister Zhao Yu were kissing. Let Xiaoxiao go and see if it was true. If not, let Xiaoxiao kick your ass!"

Chu Jun couldn't help but have black lines on his head. Shen Xiaobao laughed and said, "It's unfair. You can't believe what this little brat says!"

"Xiaoxiao, do you want to kick the monkey's butt?" Chu Jun said solemnly.

Xiao Xiaohuan screamed, and without waiting for Chu Jun's instructions, he raised his little foot and kicked Shen Xiaobao on the butt, and then started giggling. Shen Xiaobao pinched his legs in pain. It turned out that his little feet were short and he was kicked in the balls!

Chu Jun couldn't help but sweat secretly and let go of Shen Xiaobao's thumb.

After a while, Shen Xiaobao regained his composure, rubbed his sore thumb, and said with a playful smile: "What kind of technique is this? It seems very powerful!"

Chu Jun said angrily: "Young master!"

Shen Xiaobao couldn't help but his eyes lit up: "Little Captor, what kind of technique is this? Can you teach me?"

Chu Jun's heart moved. Shen Xiaobao is very savvy in this area. Coupled with his small grappling skills and his Monkey Transformation Technique, his power will definitely be greatly increased. This guy may even create a new type of technique. Chu Jun was born in the military, had a bold personality, and had no habit of hiding things from his friends, so he demonstrated the small capture skills and then explained the structure of human joints to Shen Xiaobao.

It was the first time for Shen Xiaobao to hear this new technique. He couldn't help but be fascinated by it, and asked questions about what he didn't understand from time to time. It has to be said that Shen Xiaobao is extremely talented in this area and can often draw inferences from one instance to other cases.

"Wonderful, every part of the body can be used to injure the enemy, and every joint can be used to control the enemy, making small attacks and attacks! Wonderful!" Shen Xiaobao sighed.

This unheard-of, self-contained technique was refreshing to Shen Xiaobao, and at the same time he realized its power. If combined with his own body skills, it would be even more powerful.

Shen Xiaobao glanced at Chu Jun gratefully and bowed solemnly. You must know that each sect regards its own skills as more important than life. Chu Jun can pass on the skills to himself without reservation, which shows that he truly regards himself as a good friend who treats him with sincerity.

Chu Jun raised his foot and kicked him over, laughing and scolding: "Stop doing this!"

Shen Xiaobao accepted Chu Jun's kick without hesitation and smiled, with a hint of brotherly sincerity in his eyes.

Chu Jun smiled and said: "Master asked you to come, please quickly hand over the second level of Five Thunder Zhengtian Jue!"

Shen Xiaobao said with a jealous look on his face: "I don't know what kind of bad luck you got, you entered the late stage of spirit refining just one year after you started. At this speed of practice, you might be able to reach the spirit condensation before the star!"

Chu Jun said: "That's because of my extraordinary talent, it has nothing to do with luck. Besides, I will definitely participate in the star competition!"

Shen Xiaobao said with disbelief: "Just brag. Breaking through from the late stage of spirit refining to spirit condensation is a large-scale bottleneck. It's not as easy as you think. Don't even think about it in two or three years... Oh, Forget that you have Lei Gang Walnuts, but it will take more than a year no matter what. By the time you reach the spirit condensation stage, the once-a-decade star competition has ended, so you should wait for the next one!"

Chu Jun said confidently: "Do you want to make a bet?"

Shen Xiaobao's thin face suddenly turned red and he shouted: "Master Bao, I haven't been afraid before, what are you betting on?"

Chu Jun smiled and said: "Whoever loses will strip naked and run from the bottom of the mountain to the top!"

"Okay, okay!" Xiaoxiao clapped her hands and shouted, fearing that the world would be in chaos.

Shen Xiaobao was a little dumbfounded and said: "Isn't this not good?"

Chu Jun said with a half-smile, "Shrunk?"

"Okay, it's a deal!" Shen Xiaobao gritted his teeth and said ferociously.

Next, Shen Xiaobao taught Chu Jun the second level of Five Thunder Zhengtian Technique.

"Hey, Chu Jun, Master Bao, I can't wait to see your heroic appearance when you run up the mountain with your naked butt!" Shen Xiaobao glanced at Chu Jun's breasts with a sly smile.

Not to be outdone, Chu Jun said: "Don't worry, I will find you a bamboo pole, pack the clothes you took off and hang them on it, and let you carry them up the mountain!"

Thinking of that obscene scene, Shen Xiaobao couldn't help but look up to the sky and burst into laughter!

"Chu Jun, if your boy can really reach the spirit condensation stage before winning the star, it will be worth it for me to do it just once!" Shen Xiaobao smiled and said solemnly: "I sincerely hope you can participate in the star winning. Let's join forces and kill Xu Huang!"

Chu Jun nodded: "Then it's agreed. With your small body and naked buttocks running up the mountain, you might be able to seduce a few female monkeys!"

"Thank you, uncle!" Shen Xiaobao scolded with a smile. He stretched out his hand and made a small grab, trying to break off Chu Jun's thumb. However, Chu Jun easily pulled it out. In turn, Chu Jun grabbed his thumb and little finger and locked them to death. His wrist joints were so painful that he immediately squatted down.

After all, Chu Jun's little grappling skills have been soaked in for nearly ten years, and he is very familiar with the locking and unlocking of every joint. Shen Xiaobao has just learned one and a half moves to do it, it is simply cupping on the chrysanthemum - looking for shit (death).

"Master Chu... ah yo... I know I was wrong, so just treat me like a piece of shit!" Shen Xiaobao begged for mercy shamelessly.

Chu Jun let go of his hand, kicked him on the butt, and cursed with a smile: "Get out of here, it's not embarrassing!"

Shen Xiaobao dodged the kick lightly, pinched his little pink cheek unexpectedly, and then ran away as fast as he could. Xiaoxiao picked up a stone and chased after him angrily, but he couldn't even see his shadow.