After ten years of Nirvana, Shen Ming has learned too many stunts that ordinary people can't imagine. His dynamic vision can judge the attack method in advance through the contraction of the opponent's muscles; The position, the type of gun, and even the type of ammunition used; he can crawl for 3 days in a fixed posture in the extreme cold, motionless like a rock.
But he still made a common-sense mistake, that is, the Mei in front of him doesn't look like a girl who can take a bath in 25 minutes, just her waist-length twist braid, take it apart and wash it clean , God knows how long it will take to dry it
Not to mention, at this moment, she has just finished her morning exercises, and she is sweating all over, so she must wash it for nothing, right
"Are you going to break through the limits of your body again today?" Shen Ming wanted to cry but couldn't cry, and for a while, he really didn't know what to do. Speaking of which, as the only girl among the four ghosts in the world, this Mei is only in her twenties, and she usually doesn't feel it when she wears a loose Tang suit. Looking at it now, she has forged this body into a sharp steel knife, just like a street. Chunli in Bari does not wear the wheat-colored version.
Shen Ming didn't know whether he looked at the white tiger for too long, or the hot spring was too hot, and his nosebleed was about to flow out.
"Hey, I feel like I've grown up again, I don't drink milk anymore, why can't I stop?" In the hot spring pool, Mei sighed and stroked the two spheres on her chest. It's really a couple of burdens for people. Moreover, no matter how much you can practice, the main part of the chest is still fat, which is difficult to use as a driving source for power, and will only affect the efficiency of moves.
"Don't touch the girl...it's going to kill you!!" The gentle and exciting scene of Shen Mingshui made his heart beat faster, which has seriously affected the performance of breath-hold diving.
Just as the saying goes that blessings never come singly, misfortunes never come singly, just when Shen Ming had no good plan, from the courtyard wall of the towering rockery, an egret jumped over the rocky courtyard wall of the hot spring, flew over, and stood in the hot spring pool.
"Pan Da? Did you come to the hot spring too?" Mei's voice sounded like a little girl's joy. This egret is a pet in the prince's mansion. It always looks proud and has no fear of strangers. Not only can he feed with bare hands, but he also likes to soak in hot springs. I heard that he can flush the water after going to the bathroom by himself, just like Chopper who ate the human fruit in One Piece.
"Quack!" Pan Da spread his wings, dipped his pointed beak in hot spring water to wash his feathers, and looked disdainful at the naked girl in front of him.
"Fuck, get away, stupid bird!" Shen Ming roared in his heart as he looked at the two slender bird feet beside him, especially as the bird's beak poked into the water one after another, almost touching him.
As for birds like egrets, their eyesight is actually very good. Even in turbid waters, they can clearly lock small fish under the water surface, and then peck them with their long, sharp beaks. Pick it up and eat it.
When Pan Da, who finished cleaning his feathers, lowered his head, he suddenly saw an 18cm-long fish swaying provocatively in a mass of black aquatic plants under the water. This fish is quite arrogant, its whole body is tense, and it looks like a snake, but it looks like it should taste good
Pan Da slapped his mouth, and suddenly the bird's head plunged into the water. After only one percent of the predation speed...
"Ah!!!!" Shen Ming couldn't hold back any longer, and jumped up from the water screaming.
"Bastard bastard! Where are you pecking! Fuck! See if I don't pluck your feathers and turn you into a roast chicken!" Shen Ming was so painful that tears came out, and he grabbed his own bird with one hand and the big bird in front of him with the other.
Pan Da's neck was caught, and he screamed and flapped his wings, and kept saying in bird language, "You're fucking! You're fucking!"
One person and one bird played so happily that Shen Ming even forgot that there was another person in the pool, until a voice asked, "What are you doing?!", Shen Ming remembered that he was naked!
"Listen to my explanation, things are not what you think!" Shen Ming let go of the damn bird, concentrated on holding his own bird and turned around.
"Don't turn around! Pervert!" Mei almost screamed, Shen Ming could only speak while twisting her neck, wondering why the method of opening the dungeon today was not quite right, why Mei, who was full of kung fu, had flushed cheeks and looked timid and timid. With tears in his eyes, "What did you see in the water!!"
"I didn't see anything!" Shen Ming told the biggest lie in his life.
"Liar!" Mei stood up from the water wearing a bath towel, picked up the bright silver spear by the pool, and pressed it straight to the back of Shen Ming's neck.
"Okay... I admit... I saw a white tiger." If you die, you can die, Shen Ming is going all out, as long as your legs are fast enough, there is no chance of surviving.
"You... you really saw it." Shen Ming, who thought it would be a fruit body battle, did not expect that Mei, who was holding a spear, burst into tears, turned around and ran out of the hot spring with the spear in hand, leaving Shen Ming standing alone. Puckering his cheeks in wonder in the pool.
"This is the wrong way to open the dungeon? What's the situation?" When Shen was puzzled, a lump of hot, white sticky matter fell on his head.
I scratched it with my fingers and said, "Fuck! Bird shit!"
"Quack!" Pan Da, who had been on top of Shen Ming's head, scolded in bird language, "Your mother..."
Shen Ming had to wash it again, and it was considered a fight with this bastard named Pan Da, and he must try the roasted egret when he gets a chance.
Until breakfast, Shen Ming still didn't see Mei who ran away in shame and indignation, and even if he saw him, he didn't know how to face the girl who was looked down upon by him. But after thinking about it, isn't my ass also being looked at? It's not too bad, is it? After all, he is a martial arts practitioner, so there is no need to be so coy, right
Butler Tai prepared a table of sumptuous breakfast, and the firewood-flavored porridge made Xiao Yi's index finger move. The air in this rural place is nice and quiet, and Xiao Yi didn't choose a bed at all to sleep peacefully until dawn.
Feng Quan was more interested in sandwiches for breakfast, which was sneered at by the young master who had been locked up in Lao Feng's house for a long time.
Village Chief Zhenting didn't seem to have slept well, he was a little haggard, thinking about it, he was old, and someone was going to take his head, so he would be heartless if he slept well.
"Do you want to eat this?" Sitting around the round table, Feng Quan pointed to a chocolate pudding in front of Shen Ming.
"Take it and eat it." Shen Ming waved his hand full of thoughts, and asked tentatively, "Why don't you see the charm? I don't know if I ate it or not."
"Brother, even though I'm a parallel importer, I'm still the young master of the old Feng's family. Mei is just my servant. What do I care about her?" Feng Quan said while eating pudding.
"Your old Feng's family is quite mysterious, so many rules are annoying, right?" Shen Ming began to probe persistently.
"You have to sit in order when you eat, and you have to talk about the rules of the elders when you eat? If you don't hurt to death, you will be broken." Feng Quan finally found someone to complain about, and he opened up the chatterbox. generally.
"Is it that exaggerated?" Xiao Yi also joined the discussion.
"Exaggeration? Our girls are not allowed to eat with boys. It is absolutely a feudal remnant of the old society where men are superior to women, and that is us." Feng Quan said seriously.
"Then what if a girl from your old Feng's family is seen naked by a man?" Shen Ming said suddenly.
"Hehe, that would count as losing your virginity. Losing your virginity in the old Feng's house is a big deal. If the man is not married, it's fine, just marry him as a wife. If the man doesn't want to or already has a wife, hehe, soaking in the pig cage, Riding a wooden donkey and Ling Chi are both possible." Feng Quan sneered.
"It's so scary, can't we just kill that man as if nothing happened?" Xiao Yi proposed another solution.
"How is it possible? Chastity is the same as a packaging bag. Do you think it's the original package if it's resealed? In Old Feng's house, except for my father, the head of the family, no man can be polygamous, and the men in the family will basically be arranged to marry immediately after they reach adulthood. Therefore, women should protect their chastity even more, and if other men see it, it will probably be a death sentence." Feng Quan was not alarmist, he swallowed his saliva.
"My nephew is not quite right. What Old Feng's family does is to relieve people's disasters. It is inevitable that their clothes will be torn on the battlefield. If the rules are so strict, how can there be any girls who dare to come out to do things?" Village Chief Zhenting said with a smile.
"It's true that rules are dead and people are alive, so even if a girl from the old Feng's family is seen showing her breasts, the family rules are basically ignored." Feng Quan said in one sentence. Shen Ming's heart was relieved, "But if you see 'Little Sister', you must die..."
"Fuck..." Shen Ming's expression was the same as that of eating poop.
While everyone was eating, Meizheng was crying silently under the quilt with her spear in her arms, "Father...mother, the child is unfilial, and he has not avenged the two of you, yet he was stripped of his body by the enemy's accomplices and lost his virginity. I What should I do? Father, mother, teach the child what to do... "
The bad guys are all done, and it's useless to regret it. After packing up his luggage and mood, Shen Ming found Zhenting, who was painting, with the Mosin Nagant sniper rifle painted in camouflage on his back.
"Are you going to go hunting?" Feng Quan, who looked at this outfit, smiled with satisfaction, but the charming eyes standing behind him became complicated.
"I have tried my best to improve the firearms, but there is still a gap compared with that mountain ghost's equipment, so I need someone to help." Shen Ming frankly admitted his own shortcomings.
"Aren't I just a human?" Xiao Yi, who was at the side, patted Shen Ming on the shoulder and asked.
"You can't, at least not this time." Shen Ming shook his head and said.
"Are you looking down on me?" Xiao Yi's mood was no longer beautiful.
"It has nothing to do with contempt, it's the difference in parameters. I estimate that he is a killer who can complete a 2-kilometer sniper, and the maximum controllable range of my modified Mosin Nagant is only 1,500 meters. The difference of 500 meters, I need Someone helped me distract the mountain ghost, and even took the initiative to attract the mountain ghost. This requires that person to have the flexibility to maneuver in the mountains, and even the lightness skills to fly over the wall. You have potential, but you are not yet mature." Shen Ming sighed. road.
"Qinggong? Do you need help from Butler Tai?" Village Chief Zhenting was a little embarrassed.
"Butler Tai is of course the best candidate, but after all, the old man is too old. Hunting is a difficult and extremely exhausting battle. He is not suitable. There are only two ideal people in my heart, one is him and the other is her." Shen Ming turned his head to look at Feng Quan, and Mei.