Yaozu was born in the sun and grew up in the new countryside. Like all the second-generation ancestors of the rich and powerful, he has been a bastard since he was a child, and he is always surrounded by a group of bastards who flatter and don't think shit smells.
Speaking of this kid, a hundred books are not enough to record the bad things he has done. When he was a child, when others were digging out bird eggs, he was digging out the hornet’s nest in the neighbor’s yard; when others were riding bamboo horses to fight, he rode Ergou’s cattle in the market, and when he was caught, he grinned and said that he wanted to learn from Spain. Running of the Bulls.
Countless villagers have complained to the village head Zhenting, but unfortunately the old village head gave birth to this single seedling in his 40s, and he was as distressed as Jia Baoyu. A few words...
"Yaozu, you can no longer use your second mother's underwear as a slingshot."
"Yaozu, you can't shit in your third uncle's shoes from now on... of course you can't pee."
"Yaozu, didn't I tell you that you can't use Erniang's underwear to make a slingshot... what? You can't make a bow and arrow either!"
After coming and going, the villagers stopped complaining, and could only silently hope that Yaozu would grow up quickly and go to the city to study. The name of generations of scholarly nobles.
It’s bad to say that Yaozu is bad, but his studies are not bad. The quality of teaching in Baylor Village is comparable to that of the provincial capital, but he insists on being "second" in the grade every year.
The reason why it is only second is that in the same year, there was such a female academic bully and school belle—Wen Jing, who could get full marks in all exams and gave no chance of survival at all. Yaozu has had a rivalry with this girl since he was a child, and every time before the exam, he would invite her to bet and compete.
"You win, a jade pendant, if you lose, you will be my Yaozu's Fujin!" Little Yaozu vowed while rubbing his nose.
"Do you think you are still Lord Baylor? How can you call your daughter-in-law Fujin?" Wen Jing said with contempt.
Just like that, the childhood sweethearts' rivals competed all the way from kindergarten to high school. Wenjing's various royal gadgets are as much as digging Cixi's grave, but Yaozu still can't get rid of the title of second child.
A group of bastards beside him wanted to help him vent his anger, and deliberately blocked Wen Jing on the road before an exam. Knowing this, Yaozu dropped his pen, came forward to make a rescue, and broke the bastard's dog leg by mistake. That was the only exam in which Wenjing and Yaozu tied, and both of them handed in blank papers.
Yaozu's shots were too heavy, and he was still a descendant of the same clan. The village chief Zhenting was so angry that he almost had high blood pressure. It was also the first time in his life that his family law served Yaozu.
On that day, Wen Jing said to Yaozu, "Actually, you are not completely an asshole, there is a trace of kindness in your asshole."
On that day, Yaozu said to Wen Jing, "Actually, without you, studying is meaningless to me."
That year, Yaozu and Wenjing were 14 years old, so ignorant that they didn't even know what love is...
The innocent feelings were not revealed until the age of 18, but Yaozu defeated his old enemy Wen Jing for the first time in the most important college entrance examination. Handed in a blank paper for all subjects.
Yaozu didn't understand that it was almost every child's dream to leave Baylor Village, but Wen Jing chose to stay. Yaozu was reluctant, but had to leave.
Wen Jing saw off with a smile, wearing the agate wrench Yao Zu gave her on her ring finger, "I will keep my promise, when you come back, I will be your Fujin."
"Silly girl, what year is it, and I'm not Lord Baylor, how can you call me Fujin? I should be called daughter-in-law!" Yaozu smiled and scratched Wen Jing's nose.
Young men and women, privately determined for life, are as pure and beautiful as those written in all love novels, but the ending is full of Shakespeare-style tragedies...
After Yao Zu left Baylor Village, he went directly to study in a famous American university. In less than a year, bad news came from the village... Wen Jing died of illness.
Yaozu left his studies and returned to China, crying like crazy in Wenjing's mourning hall, blaming his father Zhenting for all his faults.
Just after Wen Jing's first seven days, he ran back to the United States alone. For the next whole year, the conflict between him and his father became more and more serious, until he dropped out of school by himself in the second year of studying abroad and cut off all contact with his family. The last letter home only had 11 words, "I will come back, and come back to kill you!"
Having given birth to such a disobedient son, Zhen Ting only felt ashamed of his ancestors. He not only crossed Yaozu's name from the genealogy, but also announced that the son was dead, and even held a grand funeral.
No matter how his wife begged, Zhen Ting still insisted on going his own way, pretending that he never gave birth to such a bad son...
"Well, I was too unfeeling back then, which made Madam depressed and sick, and I was not yet sixty years old when I left." After many years, Zhen Ting talked about family scandals for the first time, and his face was full of contempt for Madam. Guilty, "Later, I also asked my acquaintances in the United States to help inquire about Yaozu's news. Even if he came back to offer incense to his mother, it would be good. But the acquaintances said that after dropping out of school, he directly joined the U.S. Army, so there is no information about him. Check it out."
"According to this calculation, your son should have been in the army for 8 years. With the foundation of kung fu learned from Hetai housekeeper when he was a child, he can directly join the Navy SEALs in one year at most to learn modern combat techniques. Not only that, he is very familiar with this mountain forest. He has been playing since he was a child, and he is very familiar with the combat area, and he has returned with the best sniper equipment in the world. If he said he wanted to take your life, he can do it now." Shen Ming was indifferent to the touching story, He only listened to the useful part, "but I don't understand, why didn't he kill you directly with the first shot? I have seen the bullet holes in the garden, and the distance from the sniper position is no more than 1200 meters. With his technology, it is It is impossible to give you a chance to survive, unless it is a greeting."
"Mr. Shen Ming is an extraordinary person, and his power of insight can be described as superb." Zhen Ting sincerely admired, "Actually, there are still 4 days before Baylor Village's once-a-year sacrifice to heaven, and all major decisions within a year are announced on that day Yes. And that day, all the men, women and children of the village will gather together, the old man thought, he wants to wait until that day to take my life, and let the village head, the old man, die in front of all the village names in broad daylight. The sins he holds me responsible for..."
"So, if your son is disobedient, you should give him a good beating. My dad taught me this way. Now you know you have a headache?" Xiao Yi shook her head and sighed, only blaming her beloved father for being a loser.
"Hehe, your point of view is really similar to my dad's. I have time to introduce you to each other. But we were all raised by him, and we haven't seen a few good things. The young masters of the Feng family want his life a lot. I went, but I just couldn't beat it." Feng Quan chuckled.
"Understood, thank you for answering my questions so late, knowing all the information about the mountain ghost, it will be more convenient to act in the future." When a cup of hot water turned into herbal tea, Shen Ming's murderous intent disappeared, politely stood up.
"Everywhere, it's all because of my lack of face, I didn't explain my family ugliness to you all at the beginning, which made you encounter unnecessary danger. Now I'm not afraid of embarrassment, and I still have something to ask for." Zhen Ting clasped his hands together. road.
"If you want me to save your life, I'm sorry, it's not that I don't want to agree to you, but that there is no room for staying in a sniper battle. The gap between me and your son is very small. A little distraction is the end of him living and dying." , I can only do my best." Shen Ming picked up the herbal tea in his hand and drank it down, everything he wanted to say was in the glass of water.
"I understand that Mr. Shen Ming's words are enough." Zhen Ting was grateful.
When the words were clear, the people just dispersed. Xiao Yi didn't expect to hear such a bizarre story so late, she was so excited that she couldn't fall asleep.
"By the way, is that kid very powerful?" Xiao Yi asked curiously, having never seen Shen Ming miss a sniper attack.
"In the normal world, he is considered a top sniper." Shen Ming spoke highly of Yao Zu.
"What is the conventional world?" Xiao Yi wondered.
"I'm a creature in an unconventional world, so I should understand now. Seeing that you are so excited, do you want to play with me?" Shen Ming said with a smirk.
"If you take out the bird in front of me, I'll break it in front of you!" Xiao Yi said with a ferocious face.
"This bird is not that bird, where do you want to go!" Shen Ming moved closer to Xiao Yi's ear, and said this for a while, only to see Xiao Yi's brows furrowed deeper and deeper.
"You are so perverted! Don't say I know you!" Xiao Yi couldn't listen anymore.
"Then do you want to come?"
"think!"
Ten minutes later, in the "Egret Garden" of the Prince's Mansion, there was only one egret, Pan Da, living in the huge anti-wildlife forest garden.
Pan Da, who can fly, came back earlier than Shen Ming and Mei. After eating a good salmon dinner, he ran into his nest with a heater on the top of the rockery to sleep.
But at this time, Xiao Yi walked into the egret garden with a bag of tender and juicy salmon belly.
"Pan Da? Are you at home? Is the most handsome, temperamental and most beautiful egret in the world?" Xiao Yi called softly, and Pan Da raised the white hair on the back of his head, and proudly showed his head.
"Little boy, do you want to have supper? I cut it myself!" Xiao Yi sat on the grass with a smile on her face, took out a porcelain plate and neatly placed the top-quality salmon belly on it.
"Ga! Ga!" Pan Da hesitated, obviously the mountain ghost taught him to get rid of the late-night snacking problem, but seeing such tempting food, he still couldn't resist the temptation.
The bird looked around carefully, flapped its wings and flew down from the nest. It was not afraid of people. It picked up the fat salmon with its long and pointed beak, and even dipped it in Japanese soy sauce. And mustard, raised his head and swallowed it into his stomach.
"Is this still a bird? Are you almost a fairy?" Xiao Yi said with shame.
And just as it ate very happily, when it raised its head to swallow the fish for the last time, it suddenly saw Shen Ming standing behind it like a devil and grinning, and almost choked to death.
"Hey, did you enjoy the meal with a severed head? Now I will let you know what is meant by 'two orioles singing green willows, one egret flying to the west'!"