Late at night, on the lawn of Bailu Garden, Shen Ming and Xiao Yi sat by the warm campfire, like a couple on an outing. The gentle Shen Ming told Xiao Yi about the unknown Nirvana.
The Nirvana project gathered all kinds of freaks from every corner of the world and developed the most comprehensive killing method in human history. Everything is a weapon. This is the ultimate pursuit that everyone has been pursuing. Even a pack of white sugar can kill a target suffering from stage three diabetes.
In order to implement the inhuman combat mode, it is only natural to often go deep alone. As a result, some nirvana people have developed tactics that use animals as comrades-in-arms, and communicate in a unique animal language. Rats, dogs, cats, birds, and even cockroaches can all play roles beyond imagination.
They can be the early warning radar of the nirvana, detecting crises that are undetectable at all, and they can also be the scouts of the nirvana, going deep into the tiger's den and retreating completely.
They communicate with the Nirvana in a unique language. Even if they are accidentally captured by the enemy, they will not betray the Nirvana because of torture. They are more trustworthy teammates than humans.
However, training animal comrades is not an easy task. First of all, it is very difficult to find an animal with a high IQ. For example, there are 6 billion people in the world, but there is only one Einstein and one Hawking; It must have a long enough lifespan, such as a cockroach, you have not completed the training course, it has already died; finally, even if it has a high IQ and a long lifespan, but its lack of mobility will still make people anxious, such as a tortoise... How long do you have, do you have an egg
Of course, in addition to these innate factors, there are also battlefields that limit the performance of animal comrades. For example, you trained a military dog with great difficulty, and ended up taking it to Yulin to perform tasks. When you urgently need the support of your teammates, turn your head and look. Your teammates are already cooking on someone else's table...
To sum up, although the animal teammate is very practical, the training is too difficult, so that there are only a handful of Nirvana who really use this kind of comrade-in-arms, and it is even rarer to use it well.
"Can animals do so many things? It's amazing!" Xiao Yi exclaimed.
"Humans are a group of sick creatures. They have long developed ways to use animals to fight, such as carrier pigeons to send messages, and horses to raid. In World War II, the German Tiger tank was invincible. Cutting melons and cutting vegetables is average. Later, the Allied forces developed a perverted game of using military dogs to blow up tanks. They released the military dogs that had been hungry for 3 days to eat sausages under the tiger tanks, trained the dog’s mindset, and then waited. When they got to the front line, they tied explosives to the military dogs and let them out. The hungry dogs pounced on the bottom of the tiger tank automatically, and the most elite war machine just knelt down to a dog." Shen Ming explained while grabbing Turning and turning the handle of the barbecue bracket on the campfire beside me.
"Quack! Quack!" The mountain ghost's animal comrade-in-arms, Panda the egret, was tied to the support. This proud big bird was circling around the fire like a roast duck, tears streaming down his face.
"You're too cruel, maybe it betrayed you, but at least you... pluck the hair first and then roast it." Xiao Yi looked at the bird that was about to blacken with compassion.
"Ga! Ga! (System translation: Fuck you!)" Pan Da roared angrily.
"Stop yelling, you should know that you will end up like this when you become "Infernal Affairs". Whoever told you to betray your charm, I will tear off your legs and give them to Meibu later." Shen Ming grabbed one Sprinkle salt on Panda's body.
"Ga! Ga! (System translation: Don't eat me! I eat a lot of salmon, and my cholesterol is high! After eating me, you will have a sudden myocardial infarction and die!)" Pan Da begged for mercy.
"It screams so badly... I can hardly listen to it anymore." Xiao Yi's eyes flashed with tears, and she took out a saber from behind, "Let's cut the neck and let the blood out first!"
"Ga! Ga! (System translation: You chick is so cruel! How can we say that we all have long legs, how could you take my life?!)" Pan Da cried out.
"Do you like the cumin flavor or the original flavor?" Shen Ming asked.
"It's cumin, don't give the chili, I've gotten angry recently." Xiao Yi hasn't eaten egret yet, so she doesn't know what it tastes like.
"Ga! Ga! (System translation: Oh my god! You two are a thousand-dao killer! Even if I were a ghost, I would not let you go! You can talk about me being so cute! You are so inhuman! )" Pan Da yelled in despair.
At this moment, Housekeeper Tai, who smelled the smell of barbecue, rushed over, "Mr. Shen Ming, the bird stays under the fire!"
"Housekeeper Tai! Are you still asleep? Would you like a bird's wing?" Shen Ming warmly greeted.
"Mr. Shen Ming, Pan Da is a member of my Prince's Mansion, he cannot be killed!" Butler Tai stepped forward to stop him.
"But it's very troublesome not to kill it..." Shen Ming explained the virtue of the spy bird to Steward Tai. There will be a battle between him and the mountain ghost in the future, and if this bastard disturbs the situation again, I'm afraid it will be bad luck for him.
Butler Tai is also a sensible person, but Pan Da has been in the Prince's Mansion for almost 20 years, and has already become the mascot of the Prince's Mansion. It and the young master are like brothers, so it is understandable to help the young master.
In the end, Housekeeper Tai still tried to save face with Shen Ming with his old face, and let Pan Da go. But the death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped.
Poor Panda was finally released from the grill, and the seasonings all over his body probably took several hot springs to wash off. But its long neck was covered with a metal collar, and a metal chain was stretched and tied to the nest.
"Bitch, do you know what it's like to be a traitor now?" Shen Ming educated Pan Da in front of him.
"Ga! Ga!" Pan Da fluttered his wings and rushed towards Shen Mingchi, wanting to poke the bad guy's eggs, but the length of the chain stopped him in front of Shen Mingchi.
"It's great to kill the animal comrades of the mountain ghost!" Shen Ming turned and left satisfied, and went back to the room to sleep.
Without the threat of the mountain ghost, everyone slept very peacefully that night, including the mountain ghost Yaozu who also had a good night's rest in the tree hole in his childhood.
In the early morning, the sun still rises from the east, and the quiet and peaceful Baylor Village starts a new day at the same pace. The children go to school, the adults are busy, and the old people are dancing. There is no time at all because of the continuous shooting have any effect.
What has changed slightly is that many village committee members started to decorate the altar with their hands, and the celebration of offering sacrifices to heaven is 4 days away, which is a more important event than the New Year, and everyone is looking forward to it.
And this festive atmosphere can't be felt at all, her hand injury is quite serious, the doctor spent two whole hours last night to clean up all the rock fragments embedded in her flesh, and her tendon was injured a little. If it is not rescued in time, 80% will be abolished in the future.
In the morning, she woke up from the pain in her arm, the effect of the anesthetic had expired, and the recovery period accompanied by pain followed. Simply being a practitioner, Mei has long been accustomed to pain, but she can't support her body to get out of bed, which is really inconvenient, especially the early morning urge to urinate...
Mei is not the life of a rich lady, even if she is injured, she has to do everything by herself. Just as she tried her best to bite the carved wooden armrest at the head of the bed with her teeth, and wanted to sit up, Shen Ming pushed the door and walked in with a bowl of hot porridge.
The scene was a bit embarrassing, Mei was only wearing lace underwear, she was biting a long round piece of wood, and the naughty quilt automatically slid down to her waist, revealing the beautiful tight vest line.
"Friend, if you're hungry, you can't eat wood." Shen Ming sighed.
"Eat your sister... I want to sit up..." Meiyi said, her saliva flowed out automatically, and she waded down the wooden stick, the scene was a bit obscene.
"Let me do it." Shen Ming stepped forward slowly, supported Mei with one hand and sat on the head of the bed, and pulled up the slipped quilt to cover her whole body.
"Is there any taboo?" Shen Ming sat by the bed, stirring the green onion and lean meat porridge in his hand.
"Eat everything except your flesh." Mei's hostility was as natural as the morning sun.
"That's good." Shen Ming already liked this kind of conversation like mustard on the nose, and he smiled and ate the lean meat porridge, "You have trouble with your hands now, don't be brave, if you need anything, just say it."
"I need you to die, can you show me your own death?" Mei said coldly and contemptuously.
"It's a bit difficult. What I have always learned is to survive in any environment. Suicide is not in line with my style of behavior, but if you want to see me die so much, when I really die, I will definitely shoot a video and email it to you. "Shen Ming is quite a friend.
"Are you always so heartless, you don't have to be afraid of boiling water if you don't pour oil into a dead pig?" Facing Shen Ming, she felt an indescribable sense of frustration, feeling that she was trying her best and using the most vicious in the world. In other words, there is no way to change his smiling face in the slightest.
"No, I was also nervous when I thought you were going to die." Shen Ming said sincerely.
"Don't show that pitying expression to me, don't be so kind to me!" Mei suddenly knocked over the porridge bowl in Shen Ming's hand, "I'm not a weak little girl, I will hide in your arms and act like a baby , your warmth only makes me sick! I am the strongest warrior, a cold-blooded evil spirit who can kill you a hundred times! Get out! Never step into my room again!"
Sighing, Shen Ming simply cleaned up the debris on the ground, stood up with a sigh, "Understood, I will follow your orders."
"Why... why would someone make me so unbearable?" The anger made Mei's arm twitch and hurt, and she lay on the bed again exhausted, Mei wanted to cry, just because she seemed to be moved a little bit, just because there was such a man who made her She feels that she is actually very happy to be taken care of, nervous, and protected...
Mei spent 20 years training herself into a piece of steel, firmly believing that the difference between herself and a man is just going to a different toilet. Only this kind of ruthlessness and strength can become the right-hand man of the young master of the Feng family. Once she admits her weakness and becomes dependent on others, she will no longer be able to become the last slave of the Feng family, let alone aspire to the title of "Peerless Martial Artist".
"What? Did you get kicked by the horse for flattering?" Xiao Yi, who was waiting at the door, looked at Shen Ming and said with a smirk.
"The wild horse is like this, so you should take care of it more. Without her parents, her companions are all dead, plus a ruthless young master of the Feng family, she is also very unlucky." Shen Ming sighed.