The huge Boeing 777 landed on the runway of Dongjing Narita Airport. After all, the Chinese people and Japanese people are of the same origin. They both have yellow skin and black hair. It feels like they have landed in a first-tier city of the Chinese Dynasty. It’s just that Xiao Yi miraculously understands some of the squeaky Japanese dialects, such as Ya Li Die (don’t want it), Yi Ku (coming soon), Li Cup (strength), Ke Mo Ji (so comfortable)…
There is no way, Xiao Yi used to be a full-time gold appraiser, and the large amount of evidence collected every day is full of these lines, and there are very few Chinese translations. Xiao Yi probably guessed the meaning from the expressions and states of the characters. She is embarrassed Go ask my colleague, what is the translation of 雅蠛蝶
As for the daily language of the Japanese country, her ears were smeared, and she could only smile and nod in response. As it is now, after getting off the plane, a bald man with luggage and dressed in a gentle style, chattered endlessly by Xiao Yi's side.
Xiao Yi thought that the Japanese people were so enthusiastic, and she was too embarrassed to be too cold, so she kept smiling and nodding, pretending to understand.
Unexpectedly, while talking, the bald uncle grabbed Xiao Yi's hand. opened.
"売尚、想がらせwife、あなたを引っ张ってあなたの狗笔锡を自分のの口！ (Baldy donkey, if you harass my wife again, I will tear off your dog whip and stuff it in your own mouth!)" Shen Ming smiled He chatted a bunch of Japanese with the bald uncle, and the uncle ran away with his suitcase as if he had seen a ghost, and even fell down.
"What did you tell him?" Xiao Yi asked curiously.
"There's no need to translate this for you. It's you, you're quite fat, and you dare to nod casually to people if you don't understand Japanese. Do you know what that old guy said just now?"
"say what?"
"He praised your beautiful legs, do you want to earn some extra money, 100,000 yuan a night? You keep nodding your head, and if others don't pull you away, is it a road shock here?"
"One hundred thousand a night, even if that little old man is a bit smart." Xiao Yi couldn't help but feel arrogant.
"Others are talking about Japanese dollars, 100,000 yuan, which is 2,000 yuan when converted into RMB, which is basically the price of ordinary pheasants in second-rate nightclubs." Shen Ming said with a miserable smile.
"Old bald donkey! Don't run away! See if I don't knock out your eyeballs!" Xiao Yi immediately roared angrily, scaring the passengers next to her to move away.
"Okay, I've been to the customs." Shen Ming dragged his living treasure ancestor to the customs gate.
When queuing up, Xiao Yi asked Shen Ming puzzledly, "By the way, you speak Japanese very well, and you seem to be very good at English, how many languages do you know?"
"If you don't count slang, it's probably a common language in more than 20 countries? Normal communication is no problem." Shen Ming didn't think it was a big deal, but Xiao Yi felt like watching a monster.
"Fuck, what the hell is your place, can you learn so many foreign languages in ten years?" Xiao Yi exclaimed.
"Learning a language has a special knack. The learning methods used in the camp are all original and fast-track methods. The learning effect is very good. Once upon a time, a guy among us returned to the city after a year of nirvana. What kind of 'epilepsy English' did he earn a lot It’s less money, and I just use some of the basic skills we learned in the language. But it is said that the epilepsy is more serious now, and you have become a monk to teach monks to speak foreign language?”
"Hehe, since ancient times, there have been more fun than joy, tell me more about your stories when you have time!" Xiao Yi was delighted.
With the extraordinary hacking skills of the mouse, both Shen Ming and Xiao Yi successfully passed the customs with real visas. Shen Ming did not follow the signs to take the Shinkansen into Dongjing, but directly rented a Mercedes-Benz SMART from a car rental company. , that is, in "The Expendables 2", Schwarzenegger complained about the hatchback mini car that was not as big as his shoes.
"Are you out of your mind? This thing is like a mobile box, and the rent is not cheap. It's better to get a Honda to drive it. At least it won't get into a mess." Xiao Yi's various grievances, after all, are used to driving sports cars Sister, I feel like my ex-boyfriend is a domineering president, and he has changed into a funny dick.
"I don't like it, let me drive it." Shen Ming didn't argue, and opened the cage where Pan Dalu was imprisoned with a smile. After feeding the two promised salmon belly, he let the bird fly freely , after all, the car is too small, it can hold two people plus luggage is already overloaded.
The little SMART drove on the airport expressway and opened up to the main urban area of Dongjing dozens of kilometers away. Everything is good at Narita Airport, but it is too far away from the city of Winterkyo, even if you take the Shinkansen, it takes more than 40 minutes to get there, and the car is slower.
Xiao Yi didn't know why Shen Ming chose such an aggrieved car until he approached the main city, because the traffic jam in Dongjing was comparable to that of the imperial capital. Forever.
At this time, Shen Ming, who was wearing black plastic frame glasses and connected to Pan Da's "Demon Eyes" system, showed his advantage by driving a small SMART. He is always aware of traffic conditions in advance and walks along alleys that are no more than 4 people wide to avoid getting stuck in the road.
Shen Ming made nine turns and eighteen turns, bypassing all kinds of Dongjing streets, as familiar as in his own city. Needless to say, the former Shen Ming must have performed the mission of Nirvana here.
Xiao Yi originally wanted to help Shen Ming drive a car, to show the value of her own existence, but the route Shen Ming chose was particularly weird. The driver's seat in Japan is still on the right. Xiao Yi probably won't be able to learn to drive this way until he leaves here. Planting cars.
Shen Ming parked the small SMART car beside a bustling street at 8 o'clock in the evening. The small body can easily fit into the gap between the two cars, and he can find his own place in this place where every inch of land is precious. .
"Here is it?" Xiao Yi looked sideways. In front of the commercial street outside the window, there was a huge and exaggerated light box archway. The Japanese characters on it were all traditional Chinese characters, which even Xiao Yi could understand. Kichocho 1st Street".
"Is this the legend?"
"It is known as the largest red light district in Asia, the only entertainment center in Winter Beijing, and Kabukicho Ichibangai in Shinjuku. The third place in the list of 'Ten Places Every Man Must Go Before He Dies' is also a place of right and wrong." Shen Ming leaned comfortably After sitting on the table and chairs, he introduced it leisurely.
"Don't tell me that you came all the way to Japan to prostitute. If you dare to answer like that, I will kill you right now." Xiao Yi's eyebrows showed blue veins.
"Don't get excited, the target we want to protect is coming." Shen Ming looked at the watch on his wrist. At 8 o'clock in the evening, a group of dead houses with posters and photo albums in their hands began to gather in Kabukicho. street intersection.
At first glance, they are not fun-loving people who dare to come to spend, but more like the kind of seductresses who can shake hands with their idols and take advantage of the remaining warmth. Just when Xiao Yi was wondering, a large van drove to the intersection of Kabukicho First Street, and the group of dead houses cheered excitedly
"A star?" Xiao Yi asked suspiciously.
I saw two men and one woman staff hurriedly got out of the car, opened the door of the van, and directly pulled out the portable set and the banner with a marquee. Xiao Yi didn't quite understand the meaning of the above, but she could only see a few words clearly with the help of Chinese characters. It must be a meeting, right
The dead housemen quickly went up and surrounded the van, shouting frantically, and some people were so excited that they cried, as if they were only pointing at this meeting for the rest of their lives.
"みなさん! お待たせいたました! Kanako Kanako's meeting today! (Everyone! Keep everyone waiting! Kanako Kurashina's election meeting is now officially started!)" A boy wearing plastic-rimmed glasses held a The loudspeaker yelled at the crowd, and it looked like a fresh graduate.
In addition, a man and a woman, two fat men pushed the excited crowd back and were responsible for maintaining order on the scene.
At this moment, the door on one side of the van was pushed open, and a woman with a height of 165cm, wearing 10cm stilettos, wearing fishnet stockings, a bunny outfit, and a small white tail behind her buttocks came out from inside.
Her moonlight-white skin overshadowed the street lamps, her Mona Lisa-like smile made the flowers shy, and her well-proportioned figure was like a masterpiece of a master sculptor. The scariest thing... What makes men and women crazy the most is the pair of giants on their chests! The specially customized K-cup also seemed like the package was about to fall out.
K! A size that women all over the world can hardly achieve without surgery; K! That is the Everest among women, unattainable; K! It must be the product of a genetic mutation, otherwise it cannot be interpreted in human language!
All the women bowed their heads in front of K, and all the men died in front of K. The woman who has such a pair of giants in the world is none other than Kanako Kurashina, a famous photo album actress in Japan!
"Isn't it? Human breasts—Kanako Kurashina! Is she our protection target?" Xiao Yi gasped.
"Do you know her?" Shen Ming was surprised.
"When I was a yellow appraiser in the past, I often found her photo albums and sent them to me for appraisal, but she is a photo star who doesn't show anything at all, so she can't be defined as obscene products." Xiao Yi explained casually.
"Have you ever been a Yellow Appreciator?"
Xiao Yi suddenly froze in her position, and suddenly remembered that she had never mentioned to Shen Ming about that mosaic-filled life. In Shen Ming's eyes, she, who had always remained ignorant and pure like a girl, threw herself into it instantly. To the "Yellow" River.
"Did I say anything strange?" Xiao Yi turned her head and asked with a stiff smile on her face.
"You just said..." Shen Ming just wanted to repeat, but when he saw the bulging veins on Xiao Yi's eyebrows, he immediately changed his words, "I just had ringing in my ears, but I didn't hear anything, maybe it's an auditory hallucination?"
"That's right, it's normal to have tinnitus after such a long journey." Xiao Yi said with a chuckle.
After the car was quiet, Shen Ming suddenly said, "Speaking of virgins who know Edo forty-eight hands, how many do you think there are in the world?"
"Fuck you, uncle!! You're courting death!" Xiao Yi ran away violently.