Recently, there is a very popular program in the country of Wa, called "Panda and King Kong's Wonderful Journey", which tells about a strange egret named Pan Da and an orangutan named King Kong doing various things that humans do together. It is conceivable that the IQ of orangutans imitates humans, but the egret named Pan Da is the protagonist of this show.
This guy can not only write Chinese, but also write traditional characters. Not to mention the normal communication with human beings in terms of movements, he also has a special personality. For example, he only eats salmon and other high-end fish, and he also likes to soak in hot springs, especially when facing People who don't like it show a look of contempt, and such cute things immediately captured the hearts of thousands of girls.
It even has its own support group, and the dolls customized in its image are second only to HELLO.KITTY in sales. After leaving Shen Ming, Pan Da not only did not starve to death, but also lived a shameless life. Suddenly, it discovered that human beings are actually a bunch of idiots. It only needs to spend money to buy a bottle of soda from a vending machine, and it can also attract screams and cheers. fucked myself up...
In short, in the Japanese country, Pan Da eats top-quality salmon belly sashimi, has a professional masseur to help him loosen the bones, and a professional make-up artist to comb his white feathers. And, of course, there's a follower he calls "Wukong," who can always get some hen birds for his entertainment.
However, in the luxurious life, it always feels lost, as if it has lost its soul as a bird, and just turned into an animal pursuing carnal desires, more and more like those ugly humans.
On this day, Egret is participating in a live animal show. The theme is that it goes shopping with King Kong and chooses a birthday gift for the big singer guest, Miss Qianben.
As soon as Pan Da and King Kong appeared in the mall, there was a commotion immediately. Many girls looked at Pan Da and shouted, "I want to lay eggs for you!" difference.
According to the script, Pan Da will choose a bikini swimsuit for Ms. Qianben, and the guest Ms. Qianben will change her clothes on the spot to sell meat to earn ratings.
In short, it is right to choose the most revealing one. Pan Da lazily walked around in the swimsuit shop, surrounded by a large number of fans and as many as 4 cameras.
Just as it selected a set and was ready to pay, a sharp whistle came from behind the crowd. Pan Da is not a dog, but he was stunned by the whistle, and all the 10,000 yuan bills in his mouth fell to the ground.
It looked at the makeup artist holding a soft brush in his hand, at the nutritionist holding a salmon sashimi, and at the "Wukong" follower who was playing for himself to catch birds...
"Ga! Ga! (Bring your own translation: Farewell, I live a carefree life like an emperor. Sure enough, fighting is my nature. As the king of birds, I should soar above the nine heavens and dominate China. Farewell, People of the Japanese country, if you want to see the heroic appearance of this king in the future, you can only find my legend!!)" Pan Da used his long beak to tear off the recording microphone on his body, and broke free. Putting off the boring decorations on his body, he spread his snow-white wings, flew into the air with a puff, passed through the crowd, and swayed back and forth among the pillars of the shopping mall at high speed like a fighter jet.
It turned around in the atrium, raised its head to the sky, and flew into the sky from the open skylight. Since then, the program "Panda and King Kong's Wonderful Journey" has come to an end.
Panda paid no heed to the damage it had done, all it knew was that a friend was calling for it.
Soaring across the entire block, Panda the egret easily found Shen Ming standing on the edge of a building roof, flapped his wings and landed on the back of his raised left hand.
"Bitch, I haven't seen you for a few months, and you're getting fat again. You're so fat, can you still fly?" Shen Ming smiled kindly.
"Ga! Ga! (Bring your own translation: Get lost! You are not called fat, but well-proportioned! Seeing that you haven't shown up in such a long time, did you get locked up by Yingluo's bastard, and went to pick up the guests?)" and Just when Pan Da and Shen Ming were having an "intimate and friendly" exchange, a giant black-eyed ant crawled on Shen Ming's shoulder from behind, and Pan Da was so frightened that he almost didn't fall downstairs.
"Ga! Ga! (Bring your own translation: Damn! Shen Ming! You have a lump of black poop on your shoulder! It's still moving, it's so disgusting! Use 'radar'!)"
"Squeak! Squeak! (Included translation: Be careful what you say, I am Black Eye, the strongest bug in history, if you let me hear other names, I will bite your neck off.)" Black Eye rubbed its tentacles Said, God knows how Pan Da understands.
"Gah! Ga! (Bringed translation: An ant is still so dick, isn't it just a little fat? You dare to compete with me for pet Shen Ming, don't you know that one pet does not serve two masters? Watch me bite to death! )" Pan Da is making a move! Birds and insects are natural enemies, not to mention that these two are the best of their own species, so they are naturally even more proud.
Before Shen Ming had time to persuade the fight, the two got into a fight. Pan Dasheng is dexterous, the beak is long enough, and the attack distance is long enough. But the genetically mutated species of the black eye is superior in that its outer shell is as hard as iron, and its pincers are powerful, and it can be played like a wind and water.
Pan Da didn't dare to fight against him, especially when the bastard bug started to spit formic acid saliva, Pan Da flew directly into the sky, and launched a bird attack on it with chrysanthemums. .
"Friends, I didn't want to interrupt your communication, but I'm really in a hurry now." Finally, Shen Ming, who couldn't stand it anymore, stepped forward and spoke, "There are still a lot of people waiting for me to kill... "
Shen Ming used the most primitive killing intent to make the two animals stop instinctively. They all knew that Shen Ming had extremely suppressed his vengeance and anger. Now, among the 30 million species in the sky and the world, there is no longer any that can kill them. Stop the existence of this revenge machine...
Looking closer to the castle of Sakura's headquarters, 6 days before the wedding, Peacock made an appointment to try dishes in the most luxurious hotel in the city below the mountain. The squire just made enough for 5 tables, but Peacock's attitude of pursuing perfection in everything still refuses to relax in any detail.
With something to eat, Wan'er naturally fell in love with Xiao Yi, the future sister-in-law. When the luxury car was about to set off, an episode happened.
The wrinkled old housekeeper stepped forward to preach, "Master Peacock, the President has something important to talk to you, and he is waiting in the living room."
"Do you have to do it now?" Peacock frowned slightly and looked at Xiao Yi in the car.
"You go, without you, I would eat better." Xiao Yi was still as indifferent as a knife.
"Well, remember, if there is anything you don't like, you must tell the chef if you don't like it. If you don't like the chef, we can change it." Peacock is always so considerate. After closing the car door, he followed the old The butler walked to the living room in the back garden of the castle.
Chairman Yingluo knew that Peacock was very busy recently, and this kid forgot to sleep and eat for the wedding, and even sent invitations to all the high-ranking killer colleagues abroad. Half of them decided to put down their work and go back to China to cheer for him that day.
Therefore, most of the president's new work is handed over to other people, and he basically doesn't bother Peacock anymore. This time, he took the initiative to summon it. Obviously, there will be no good things. Peacock has already prepared for the worst...
When Peacock came to the living room, the chairman and the bald general staff were sitting in front of the chessboard and playing chess. Both of them looked dignified, as if they were playing a difficult game of chess.
"President and Lord, General Staff, see you Peacock." Peacock knelt on one knee in the wooden corridor and saluted.
"Peacock, how are the wedding preparations going?" the president asked softly while holding Hei Zi.
"Thanks to the love of the president, the lord, the peacock is almost ready, and the lord must drink a few more glasses." The peacock has good etiquette.
"Drink the wine in no hurry. I have a job. I might trouble you to go with me." The general staff said, "Last night, a SAT arsenal in Osaka was ransacked, and two sets of sniper equipment were lost. Large-caliber revolvers , more than 10,000 rounds of ammunition, and enough C4 explosives to blow up the Dongjing Tower. At that time, all the surveillance equipment in the building was destroyed, but the surveillance on the opposite building captured images of the looters."
"Shen Ming..." Peacock didn't even need to confirm that he knew that only this guy had the strength to raid the SAT special police arsenal, and he was the only one who was hungry for sniper equipment.
"I already contacted my good friend last night, but the insect master kept refusing to answer my calls. Instead, I contacted the person in charge of the Lost Paradise to apply for a visit. They only said that the Lost Paradise was being renovated recently and refused external guests." General Counselor Ito Tomie sighed helplessly, "All signs suggest that the kid really escaped from Paradise Lost. Fortunately, I still think their name in the restricted zone of gods and demons is quite famous. Now it seems that it is nothing more than that."
"What does the President want me to do?" Although Peacock had killed countless people, it was the first time that Peacock was so eager to kill one person.
"Osaka is the place where I, Ying Luo, pretended to be the false headquarters. Shen Ming must have come there for revenge. I order you to go there immediately with a team of high-ranking colleagues, and bring back the boy's head before the wedding. I have done it for you. You have prepared a precious congratulatory gift, so you can use Shen Ming's head as a gift in return." The president slapped the black stone on the chessboard with such force that it even cracked the jade chess pieces .
"Subordinates understand, but a mere Shen Ming, is it really worth us dispatching a team of superiors?" Peacock was a little hesitant. You must know that a pair of 12 upper-ranking members is equivalent to taking away most of the upper-ranking killers in the headquarters. The combination attack is extremely rare in the history of Sakura Luo's assassination. With the ability of 12 high-ranking assassins, it is possible to attack even a modern military base.
"The country of Wa is the foundation of my Yingluo. We, Yingluo, have always been the only ones who can kill whoever they want, but this kid has attacked us again and again, sweeping away my reputation. To him, we must be like a lion to a rabbit. , Kill him with all your strength!" the president said ferociously.