"The sun shines on my head, the flowers smile at me, the little bird says, early morning, why are you carrying a pack of explosives? I'm going to bomb the school, and I'm not late every day. When I ring the bell, I run away. When there's a bang, the school doesn't see any birds~~"
Regarding the memory of the school, all Wan'er has left is this adapted nursery rhyme. Although in the next ten years of her career as a killer, she also sneaked into the school pretending to be a student to kill the target, but it was not enough for a few days of experience, how can it be like now? Not only did he get a bunch of textbooks, but he actually had to go to class.
Shen Wan'er was so desperate that she followed the guidelines and came to the first-grade office to report to a 40-year-old Mediterranean head teacher. This math teacher wears a pair of high eyes like the bottom of a beer bottle. He is lean and has the same virtue as a dick who has been three times a day since he was 18. His small eyes are also obsessed with looking up and down. No matter his appearance or figure Shen Wan'er.
If in the past, before this wretched middle-aged uncle took out her lollipop, Wan'er would have picked out his eyes, but now, she can only learn to be patient.
"The principal said, you came back from the Japanese country? Do you have the name of the Japanese country?" The head teacher smiled so wretchedly.
"Teacher, do you want to go home and search for my number?" Wan'er raised her hand to unbutton her neckline when she said it impolitely and coldly. live version?"
"Stop! What are you doing? This is the office!" Wan'er frightened the perverted head teacher, who is now born in the 90s, you have no idea what they are thinking, anyway, is the head teacher scared? Dare to provoke Wan'er again.
Just when the class bell rang, the head teacher took Wan'er to the classroom of Class 8, Senior One. Since ancient times, there has been a class of academic masters, and at the beginning there were more scumbags in the class.
Key schools like the No. 2 Middle School in the city have many students who spend a lot of money to enroll. They are all assigned to Class 8, what a good number. City No. 2 Middle School uses the students from classes 1 to 7 to dominate the province's key admission places, and uses the sponsorship money from a group of scumbags in class 8 to update the school's educational facilities and ensure that the canteen does not have the magic dish of fried peppers with moon cakes. It can be described as a huge profit. buy and sell.
Wan'er's enrollment was arranged by Fang Shiquan, so she was naturally regarded as a benefactor by the principal, and she was quickly enshrined in Class 8, which allowed Wan'er to see the so-called cattle herding class among the provincial key points.
There are more than 40 people in the class, and I don't see a single person wearing a school uniform. Instead, there are various famous brands, various hair dyes, and various small group chats.
"My brother has been so funny since ancient times, I really want Shen Ming to see my top class..." Wan'er stood on the podium shaking her head and sighed.
"It's class, it's class! Everyone is seated!" The class teacher whipped the podium with a pointer with thick fingers, like an animal trainer, "Before class, I will introduce a new classmate to everyone. Come on, introduce yourself. "
Shen Wan'er had no choice but to turn around and wrote three beautiful words of Shen Wan'er on the black back, "My name is Shen Wan'er, I just came back from the Japanese country not long ago, and I have been studying here since today, but I don't know how long I can stay..."
It depends on how long she can defeat Shen Ming, as long as she wins, she will never have to go to school again.
"In addition, I don't like to make friends, I don't like to gossip, and I don't like to make trouble. Please stay away from me, just treat me as a group of people." Carrying the schoolbag and walking towards the last row of the classroom.
A winking elder sister suddenly stretched out her leg and tripped Wan'er when Wan'er walked by. Wan'er actually fell forward, but just when her hands were about to hit the ground, her body performed a beautiful handless front flip in the air, and she landed steadily on the ground with an extremely amazing posture.
A group of boys looked at the skirts fluttering happily, expecting the beautiful lace underwear in their hearts, but what was revealed was black boxer sports safety pants. Sure enough, the trust between people has long since disappeared.
"Should you be satisfied now?" Wan'er understands that the newcomer is such a dick, and he can't escape being bullied if he doesn't have any strength. If he doesn't find a chance to show his strength, he doesn't know how he will be bored to death in the future.
Wan'er stood up, straightened her skirt and continued, "Just this one time, next time, don't need that foot."
At this time, the eldest sister looked at her right foot, her ankle was deformed, and it swelled up quickly, causing her to scream in pain, and the younger sisters got up quickly and took her to the infirmary.
Unexpectedly, including the class teacher, they all went to see the safety pants just now, and they didn't notice what Shen Wan'er did to the eldest sister at all, and they couldn't find evidence to blame her.
Wan'er ignored the noisy cries behind her, and went straight to the seat in the last row of the classroom. The two of them sat next to the window and there was a little fat man with a big head, just like the grown-up version of the big-headed son.
"Let me guess, your father's surname is Wang?" Wan'er said wickedly.
"No... no, my name is Huang Yibo." The little fat man stood up and greeted him, he looked like a soft persimmon easy to bully.
"I don't care what your name is, die? Sit here, my seat is by the window." Wan'er casually threw the schoolbag into the fat man's hands, and forcibly occupied the position of Young Master Yi Bo, Huang Yibo was about to cry I looked at the head teacher on the podium for help, but the head teacher's wandering eyes had already indicated "none of my shit", and the class started.
Helpless, in the first class on the first day, Shen Wan'er fell asleep lying on the table. Before going to bed, I did not forget to raise a green middle finger to the peeping black-eyed ants on the branch of the bed to show my attitude towards going to school.
On the other side of the black plastic-framed glasses, Shen Ming smiled and sat on the ponytail in the corner. There was no way, the room was full of people, and it was kind of him not to be hung on the wall. As soon as Xiao Jianguo entered the house, he went to the kitchen to help Ma Yi, and went to show his affection, leaving the house to the young people.
From the small talk, Shen Ming understood that all the young and old in this room came to Linhai City to perform tasks, and they arrived a day earlier to get familiar with the environment. Xiao Long was also happy, so he acted as a host without authorization and asked everyone to go home for dinner. Xiao Jianguo also didn't go home for a long time, so he readily agreed.
But not long after they got home, they heard about the unclear relationship between Shen Ming and his sister. Especially in the part where the door is not closed to tease, Mama Yi also said it bluntly. Xiao Long's jump is three feet high. Although he usually hurts his sister and man-in-law, when she really finds a boyfriend, but without the consent of her elder brother, she still feels a little bit of her treasure being stolen by someone, and she insists on calling her mother The sister and the pseudo-brother-in-law go home for dinner, and they will be guarded.
Originally wanted to reunite with the family, Yi's mother didn't think much about it, so she asked Xiao Yi to bring Shen Ming back. Who would have thought that as soon as Xiao Long opened the door, he fought with Shen Ming and lost. This is not only the wrong way to open the dungeon, but also entering the wrong game, just like a certain cannon dog standing in front of the gate of the dark city, thrusting the laser fanatic cannon into the ground and shouting, "The man is here! The tower is here!" There is no edge...
As for Xiao Yi, she was very annoyed by the strong atmosphere like a group blind date. In front of her, a group of special police brothers crowded around her to show their hospitality. Some guys took off their shirts to show off their muscles, some showed off the two suites in the CBD of the capital, and some did not get tired even after doing 500 push-ups.
Xiao Yi patiently agreed for almost an hour, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Wait, wait, what do you mean? Why are you all around me? I didn't say I'm looking for a boyfriend?"
"Actually, it was your brother who lost the card game and said he wanted to match us up, brother-in-law, right?" A dark man said bluntly.
"I'm your brother who said he wanted to match us up after drinking and losing..."
"It's your brother who asked me to take over the guard and said he wanted to match us up..."
"I'm your brother who lost the match against the wind and said he wanted to match us up..."
The truth came to light, it was Xiao Long who sold his own sister all the time.
"Brother, come here, I promise I won't kill you." Xiao Yi greeted with blue veins on her brows.
"What's the matter if I did it? Our brothers are all special police elites selected by various provinces and cities. One is better than six. I think that's how my brother-in-law should be." Xiao Long looked at Shen Ming The face said with disdain.
"You like them so much, why do you match me up? Don't you just put on women's clothes and marry them?" Xiao Yi scolded angrily.
"Really?" one team member blushed.
"Anyway, I don't like this guy." Xiao Long crossed his arms and said.
"Brother, you're worrying too much, I'm just here to eat." Shen Ming licked melon seeds to show his innocence.
"Listen up, little sister. I don't like blind dates. Whoever agrees to match you will go to someone else. Anyway, you are all talented, little sister, I can't compete with you." Xiao Yi mercilessly.
"Brother Long! It's different from what you said! You should pay me back the money you owe me!"
"Yes, yes, the two all-night posts that I still owe me, stand up for me too!" After going back and forth, many team members surrounded Xiao Long to return the goods, which made Xiao Long helpless. There are more than 10 of them. If they have to stand down, their legs will be abolished.
"Little sister, don't be so unreasonable. Brother, don't I know that you like special police? I will expand the road for you and worry about your happiness." Xiao Longfu softly flattered.
"Thank you big brother for your love, little sister, I can't bear it. I like to be a special policeman, not the special policeman's daughter-in-law. You know, the first condition for me to choose a mate is that he can beat me to be considered a man." Xiao Yi smiled Raised a finger.
"It's easy to say, everyone here is a fighting expert trained by Dad himself, and they are definitely real guys that you can't beat!" Xiao Hu patted his chest and said.
"That's not necessarily true." When Xiao Yi was full of confidence, she looked at Shen Ming, as if she wanted to get permission from him.
Shen Ming didn't say anything, just smiled like a sign.
"Brothers, it's still early for lunch. If you are interested, come and let the younger sister learn the fighting skills of the special police of the Imperial Capital Corps." Xiao Yi also played with her heart, and met so many special police in her dreams at once. .