The sun is setting, thousands of families are smoking, in the kitchen, in front of the stove, my brother is busy cooking. The kitchen knife cuts thousands of strands of silk, and the steamer is full of fragrance. I don’t ask for delicacies to cook seafood. I hope my brother-in-law has a good stomach...
In order to entertain Wan'er's classmates, Shen Ming used all his housekeeping skills to cook meals. The ultimate knife skills and the precise cooking time in milliseconds are just like a war.
Seeing Xiao Yi who Shen Ming was so serious and busy, she sat in front of the counter and tried the food secretly instead of helping. It's not that she doesn't want to help, 1. It's because there is no room for her to intervene, and 2. It's because she has been trained by Shen Ming for a long time, and she has only the strength left to steal.
"By the way, isn't it just to invite your classmates to come back for dinner? You made it like a Hongmen banquet, aren't you afraid to scare other children?" Xiao Yi teased while eating spring rolls.
"My sister is the one I know best. Don't get close to strangers, and don't startle when someone kills. To her, the figures hanging around her are just a group of lambs waiting to be slaughtered. As long as there is a suitable price, no one can be killed. I want to return to ordinary life. In life, she must learn to treat people as human beings and live in peace with them. Unexpectedly, in less than a month, she has developed to the point where she can bring her classmates back for dinner. Why should I be the big brother? Are you unhappy?" Shen Ming was frying meatballs with a chuckle.
"Speaking of which, shouldn't big brother be a ghost brother and sister lover? Why are you not nervous at all when your sister brings a boy back?" Xiao Yi also has a brother. Just look at Xiao Long's attitude towards Shen Ming. What kind of virtue is it to be a big brother
"You are wrong. I am a very open-minded brother. I will never interfere with who Wan'er likes or dislikes. She is free to love. It's just that she is underage now, so she must not have sex first. If she accidentally gets caught It's done, I can't explain to my dead parents. Besides, in my opinion, a brother-in-law who can't be killed is a good brother-in-law. Wan'er is so strong, it's not easy to survive under her, why should I make things difficult?" As Shen Ming said, he turned around and grabbed Xiao Yi's stealing hand with his chopsticks, "Hey, you're addicted to eating! Eating spring rolls won't be enough for a plate!"
"Can you blame me? You tormented me for a long time, and you didn't give me lunch, and now I'm starving to death!" Xiao Yi pushed away the chopsticks, and the backlog of fire was finally released. You must know that for a long time, Xiao Yiguang was hanging by the muzzle of a gun The 10kg dumbbell was lifted flat for more than 2 hours. Although it was intermittent, it felt like the tendons in my hands were about to be tossed and broken by the devil in front of me.
The bastard instructor didn't give him a rest, and even when he rested his hands, he had to exercise his legs again.
"It's not that I want to torment you for a long time, it's that your posture is too non-standard. I have taught you so many times, you have to use your waist hard, otherwise how can you do it overnight?"
"You don't know where I was when I was having sex? Do you want me to teach you?" Xiao Yi retorted, subconsciously following Shen Ming's words, collectively referring to shooting as "papapa".
"Hey, hey, can you two stop discussing such a wretched topic in broad daylight?" Wan'er stood at the door with contempt, and Huang Yibo, who looked nervous, stood behind her.
"It's really early today? Go wash your hands, it's almost time for dinner." Shen Ming greeted with ease.
"Come in and sit down!" An embarrassed Xiao Yi hurried forward to greet her, and the most important thing was to explain, "Actually, what we're talking about is not that, it's shooting, shooting training!"
"Hey, are you dumb? Calling someone?" Wan'er threw her schoolbag on the sofa, looked back at Huang Yibo in dissatisfaction and scolded, as if the dog would lose face if she was not polite.
"Oh! Hello, sister-in-law, brother!" Huang Yibo practiced silently many times on the way here, but he was still nervous and forgot to say hello first, so he quickly bowed and saluted.
"Don't yell, I'm her brother's assistant, who would marry that kind of idiot for 250?" Xiao Yi looked at Shen Ming and was still furious.
"Ah? But classmate Wan'er said that she saw her brother and sister-in-law, am I wrong?" Huang Yibo panicked again when Xiao Yi yelled at him.
"Don't stand still, help serve the dishes!" Shen Ming walked towards the dining table like a clown in a circus with four plates on his hands.
"I'm coming! I'm coming!" Huang Yibo hurried forward to help.
"Get ready, I'm going to take a shower first, my whole body is sticky with sweat, and I don't feel well." Wan'er's complexion was really not very good, and she hurried upstairs to take a shower.
Not to mention, Huang Yibo is still very likable once he gets started, and he is very self-cultivated by serving dishes and putting on the table. Moreover, this little fat man always has a smiling face in a naive manner, and he is not stingy in calling his big brothers and sisters, unlike the spoiled post-90s now.
"Let's eat first, little girl is slow enough." Shen Ming finally sat in the position of the head of the family, and felt that his words were particularly imposing.
"Brother and sister, let's eat, I'll wait for her." Huang Yibo smiled and said to wait for Wan'er, but picked up the food with his chopsticks.
Shen Ming was puzzled and didn't ask any questions, but Huang Yibo carefully removed the chicken skin from the chicken wings on an empty plate, leaving only the chicken part, and then put it in Wan'er's bowl next to him. Looking at his skillful technique, one knows that he usually does this kind of work a lot.
"What are you so particular about?" Shen Ming didn't panic, and asked with a smile.
"Brother, it's not that I'm particular, it's that Wan'er likes to eat chicken wings, but only eats the meat in the middle of the wings, and hates the skin, so I help her deal with it so that it won't be thrown away and wasted." Huang Yibo said, removing the wing tips and chicken skin in its own bowl.
"Why am I almost moved to tears, little fat man, you are definitely a hot guy!" Xiao Yi was full of praise, men really are the most likable.
"What else do you know about her? Tell me." Shen Ming became interested. Shen Ming's understanding of this younger sister is still stuck in her memory before she was 6 years old. Regarding what Wan'er likes and what she hates now, after returning, this elder brother has not had time to understand it well. On the contrary, the little fat man in front of him said His head is clear and straight.
"Where do we start?" Huang Yibo was a little embarrassed by his brothers and sisters, "Wan'er doesn't like people being late, not even a second late, but she often forgets the agreement with you, you must never say that she , even showing an unhappy expression is not enough;
She likes to eat sushi, but hates to eat octopus sushi, she may feed it to you, but when she asks if you are delicious? Be sure to answer that it is not delicious, so that she will be very happy, just like a child who has succeeded in a prank;
She likes to command people, you must be on call, because her affairs always come first, even if it is just a trivial matter, so that she will feel that she is valued and will be very happy;
She likes anime and has many dolls that she wants to buy, but as long as they are genuine, if you talk about anime with you, you must not express a different opinion with her, nor can you just be perfunctory. I haven’t found a good one so far. measures to deal with;
She likes white and hates black. Sometimes she becomes quiet inexplicably, shed tears for a stray cat killed by a car on the side of the road, and she can also play tricks to attract the attention of her classmates. She kicked a classmate flying a few meters away;
She is full of heroic sense of justice, but sometimes like a demonic evil;
She is very possessive, and the things marked by her are hers, even if they are not hers, they must be hers;
She will eat yours and use yours carelessly, but it is definitely not bullying you, because I think... this is a way of expressing her liking for people, right? I think so. "
Xiao Yi was so moved that she couldn't tell. The little fat man in front of her had been with Wan'er for less than a month, but he was like a couple who had known each other for ten years, counting down every detail of Wan'er. What's more, he not only remembered these, but also took care of Wan'er meticulously according to these, even if he just put a book on the window sill carefully and helped her block the sun when Wan'er was sleeping, it was all for the sake of letting Wan'er sleep. The corner of Wan'er's mouth is more than a smile.
"So, do you like her?" Shen Ming asked bluntly while holding the chopsticks.
"Brother said where did you go! We are pure classmates, I never thought anything wrong, we are still children, and we should focus on studies." Huang Yibo's round face turned red when he was asked. up the apple.
"Man, behave well and sit well. If you like it, you like it, and if you hate it, you hate it. Why are you being coy?" Shen Ming has the face to criticize others, but not himself.
"I..." Huang Yibo lowered his forehead and played with his fingers.
"Yeah, I want to hear it too." Wan'er supported her forehead with one hand, and sat beside her covered in moisture.
"Student Wan'er?" Huang Yibo was so frightened that he almost sat on the ground.
"Hey, why is it so fast today?" Shen Ming was also puzzled.
"Can you not hurry up? I'm afraid you guys will spoil my pet." Wan'er leaned lazily on the chair, picked up the chicken and started to eat it, she really liked it.
Her hair was still wet, and there were still drops of water on her smooth arms, and her skin was as white as a rosy red. Wearing a white silk suspender nightdress, I feel that I can faintly see the small career line.
"By the way, do you like him?" Shen Ming asked in reverse.
"Are you retarded? Of course I like my Wangcai." Wan'er said without hesitation, "Have you ever seen someone keep a dog that you don't like as a pet? Wouldn't it be fun to find it?"
"Wan'er, you can't talk like that." Xiao Yi was also a little embarrassed.
"It's okay, sister, I'm used to it." On the contrary, Huang Yibo smiled and resolved the embarrassment, "Student Wan'er just likes to call her like this, it's just her way of joking."
Huang Yibo was really open-minded, Wan'er threw the chicken wing that had been bitten twice into his bowl, making it clear that it was for the dogs.
What's even more amazing is that Huang Yibo actually gnawed the chicken wing bones thrown by Wan'er carefully, so that Shen Ming could only shout, "High energy ahead!"