"Miss Xiao Jing's resume is really good. She graduated from a professional police school and her English level has passed level 6. Is it too wasteful for you to be a physical education teacher?" In the office of the dean, a middle-aged man with a bald beer belly looked Mimi looked at Xiao Yi in front of her, clutching her resume in her hand, "Otherwise, I just need an administrative secretary, so you can 'do it' for me, the salary is much higher than that of a substitute teacher, if 'do it' Well done, I will become a full-time employee after 3 months, so you don’t need to be a temporary worker anymore.”
"Dean, you are too polite." Xiao Yi said as she took off her stiletto shoes, and stood on the carpet wearing only silk stockings. The director of the Teaching Office had already made too many unspoken rules for the substitute teacher, so he opened the drawer with a knowing smile, and took a small blue pill first.
However, the smiling Xiao Yi did not approach the desk, but turned around and looked at the coffee table with wooden legs next to her. Suddenly, she was so energetic that she flew up with a kick, and the legs of the coffee table with thick arms were directly broken, and the glass table fell on the ground. If he hadn't taken the medicine, he would have frightened the dean soft.
"I think I'm more suitable to be a physical education teacher or a secretary. I'm really not suitable." Xiao Yi put on the stiletto shoes beside her, and the dean wiped off the cold sweat and returned the resume and work card to the teacher tremblingly. Xiao Yi.
The teacher who turned into Xiao Jing had officially started working, and when he left the dean's office, the rustic Shen Ming was still waiting stupidly at the door.
"Hello, are you a new substitute teacher too? My name is Shen San, and I hope to cooperate more in the future." Shen Ming showed a harmless smile as if meeting for the first time, and stretched out his hand to Xiao Yi.
"Your sister, there is no outsider, you pretend to be a hammer?" Xiao Yi said with a face full of contempt, "Be careful when you go in, that old pervert has taken medicine, if you really want to be a beast, you will lose your chrysanthemum."
"You talked about such an exciting topic when we first met. I'm still a virgin, so I really don't know how to answer you." Shen Ming looked nervous and shy, and his acting skills could be selected for the Golden Rooster Award.
"You're really into the show, I don't bother to talk to you about being funny." Xiao Yi only thought that this would be another nightmare.
Maintaining a tight posture, Shen Ming pushed open the door of the dean with a smile. Although they are all employees who have joined the company, according to the rules, they still have to show the dean a look.
"Hello Director, I am..."
"Get lost!" With a roar, Shen Ming's job interview was completed.
Polaris Private Noble Academy is as big as a medium-sized small town, so big that it needs a tram instead.
The college consists of four school districts: primary school, elementary school, high school and university. The largest school district is not the university but the high school. Because the high school of Polaris Academy has connections with all well-known foreign universities around the world, almost all students in the third grade will take the entrance examination of a specific foreign institution before taking the college entrance examination, and directly skip the college entrance examination and go abroad to study.
There are 8 classes and 400 students in the third grade group, and the chance of taking the domestic college entrance examination every year is less than 10%. Many people think that the rich second generation are scum, ignorant to dominate the campus, bullying the good and fearing the evil. But after getting in touch with it, you will find out that the parents are rich. They started to learn Mathematical Olympiad at the age of three, and the piano at the age of six. Xueba.
Therefore, the average grade of Polaris has always been among the best in the country. No matter how bad the teacher is, the grades are hard to be too bad, because after returning home, there are university professors for tutoring, and even the teacher who made the question will accompany them to eat and talk about the direction of the next question.
Xiao Yi took over as a physical education teacher in Class 1 of the third year of senior high school, because the third party here has no pressure from the college entrance examination, and the daily physical education class has never been requisitioned.
Shen Ming became a physics teacher in Class 1 of the third grade, which made Xiao Yi a little worried, because Shen Ming told Ji Chen that he was Lanxiang New Oriental, and it was a fake. In the past ten years, he has been learning how to kill on the battlefield almost all the time. Is the physics teacher in the third grade really competent
And the target they want to protect, Fang Yuan, is a student in Class 1, who also serves as the class monitor, study committee member, class representative of the sixth class, and cleaning committee member. It's not that Fang Yuan is helpful, it's just that she doesn't like to talk and doesn't have many friends in class. Every time she is elected as an official, she sleeps on her shoulders. She is chosen for almost all the errands that other children don't want to be. It's a disguise School violence, right
The class bell rang at 8:30, and Shen Ming walked into the classroom of Class 1, Senior Three with a smile on his face. There were 50 seats in the class, and 49 students sitting there were still dealing with their own affairs. It's not here yet.
Some of them painted eyeliner, some played basketball, some gossiped, and they gathered together in small groups to chat and laugh, and the ringing of the bell was like a fart that went with the wind, which was ignored by them.
Shen Ming walked up to the podium with a little embarrassment, put the teachings on the table, and greeted everyone with open arms, "Everyone, class is starting, please take your seat first, we are about to start class."
Still no one paid attention to him, Shen Ming had to raise his voice and said it again, at this time, from one side of the classroom, a basketball flew over and hit Shen Ming's head, Shen Ming was hit hard He fell to the ground and his glasses flew out.
"Strike! A perfect three-pointer!" Several boys made a fuss, and the boy who made the shot still maintained a handsome posture like Rukawa Kaede, but had a face like Akagi Takenori.
This guy’s name is Huo Gang, he’s a member of the school’s basketball team. He didn’t know how much probiotics he took since he was a child. His parents are only 160, but he has grown to a body close to 2 meters at the age of 18. He also likes to play basketball to keep fit , with monster-like muscles, became the bully of Class 1, Senior Three, always surrounded by a few guys who like to flatter.
"This classmate, you can't play ball during class time." Shen Ming climbed up with a smile on his face, and even put on his disheveled glasses several times.
"I'm sorry, teacher, your hairstyle is too much like a basket." Huo Gang apologized jokingly.
"It's okay, just pay attention next time." Shen Ming smiled and threw the ball back with one hand. The basketball flew back to Huo Gang in a straight line at a distance of 8 meters. The panicked Huo Gang quickly caught it with both hands, his body He was also hit by the inertia and sat back on the chair.
The wind from the sphere flying past stunned many students who were chatting, and they all fell silent involuntarily. The method was a bit wrong, but the students finally sat back in their seats.
"Hi everyone, because your old physics teacher had a car accident. He was hit by a truck, rubbed by a van, and run over by a tractor, so I am your new substitute teacher..." Shen Ming said It's easy, but it feels like the former teacher has become meat sauce.
"My name is Shen San. I hope everyone can live in peace and give advice to each other in the future." After Shen Ming's introduction, the audience was full of disdain.
"Very good, then let's start the roll call." Shen Ming flipped through the roster, "Fang Yuan."
No one answered, and the seat next to the window in the last row of the classroom should be Fang Yuan's seat.
"Hey, Four-Eyed Boy, Fang Yuan is late for nine out of ten days, and she is absent from class for the remaining day, so let's read the next one." Huo Gang shouted with his legs crossed on the table.
"Student, my name is not Four Eyes Boy. You can call me Mr. Shen, or Mr. Shen San. Don't make a mistake next time." Shen Ming reminded with a smile.
At this moment, a huge roar of motorcycles came from outside the building, and a few students by the window covered their ears irritably. Shen Ming walked to the window and opened it, and saw a black EBR1190 highway under the teaching building. Sai Moto screeched to a stop beside the flower bed.
The girl in the car, wearing a school uniform and short skirt with knee-length tights, slammed her legs and fell to the ground. When she took off her helmet, she felt a gust of cold wind blowing towards her face.
Fang Yuan doesn't seem to know how to smile, whether it's a photo or a real person, it's like an insulator for a smile. The security guard who had been waiting for a long time quickly stepped forward to find Fang Yuan, who had parked in disorder. The girl took out a roll of banknotes without saying a word, stuffed them into the guy's mouth, and walked towards the teaching building with her schoolbag in her hand. .
The security guard was not angry either, and counted the tip with a smile. It should not be called a fine, it was 800 yuan.
Not only did he not care about the messy parking of the motorcycle, he also carefully scrubbed the dust off the vehicle. It's a shame that these security guards regard punishing Fang Yuan as a business of receiving bonuses, and every day there are guys who take turns to come up to fine them.
Without knocking, Fang Yuan kicked open the back door of the classroom and walked straight to her seat. After putting away her schoolbag, she took out a pillow from the drawer, lay down on the table and fell asleep.
"Sure enough, it's another difficult employer..." Shen Ming sighed softly to himself, and as a teacher taught the class seriously, "Okay, after reviewing the knowledge of gravity, teacher, I'm going to come up with a question. Assuming that special forces A uses the M200 long-range sniper rifle. The mission is to snipe terrorists at a distance of 2000 meters. It uses .408 ammunition. The deviation value at 2000 meters is 1MOA. MOA is the unit of shooting accuracy, the full name is 'Minute.of.Angle' ', translated into Chinese is the sub-angle, which refers to 1/60th of 1 degree within 360 degrees. Ignoring the wind speed, air humidity, earth rotation and the psychological quality of the sniper, and only considering the gravity of the earth, the question , to hit the head of the terrorist, how many centimeters does the special forces need to correct the muzzle upward?"
A group of students were all dumbfounded. Although there are endless mysteries in China, such as the problem of anti-human waste such as one faucet draining water and one faucet draining water, but it is the first one that is so nonsense like what Shen Ming said, even using headshots. up.
"Damn, do you think it's playing CF?" the boy said with shame.
"Where did CF get the ballistic correction?!" Another boy patted the brother on the shoulder.
"Is it difficult? This is already a basic question?" Shen Ming pouted his face sideways. You must know that in Nirvana's classroom, you have to answer questions while assembling guns. Various parameters must also be considered. I will use electric rods to shock you until you dance. How can it be so simple now.
Shen Ming naturally looked at Fang Yuan who was in the last row, "Then please ask Fang Yuan to get up and answer the questions."
Fang Yuan, who was crawling there, raised her middle finger towards the podium without even raising her head.
"Student Fang Yuan is really smart, she just needs to correct 1 centimeter."
A group of students are drunk, what kind of theology is this